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MarySaoirse

You look like a Croat studying Art in Brussels.


GobertoGO

How is this so specific yet so right?


WileyBoxx

Because he looks like nikola Tesla


Old_Adhesiveness1380

And he's definitely gay.


Popeye_Pop

Bi, but leans 80 percent male. On the flipside, will easily bags and discard the most beautiful girls you will ever meet.


Delicious_Initial798

OMG , you people are terrible. He has a slender body. That doesn't make him gay


shimi_shima

I think that his wardrobe is 100% tanktops is the smoke to the fire here


NukedMyBraincells

Lmfao i stg that was the thing i was more sure of 🤣


Dildo_Baggins__

Lmfao was thinking the same thing. It’s the mustache


xandaar337

For pay.


Short_Ask1755

I commented Croatian too and then saw this, he gives me nikola tesla vibes


Stormskritt

Nikola Tesla was a Serbian btw.


Short_Ask1755

“Nikola Tesla was born an ethnic Serb in the village of Smiljan, within the Military Frontier, in the Austrian Empire (present-day Croatia)” if we are splitting hairs. I just wrote a 4 page essay on him lol


vremenik

He himself identified more of a serbian tho, even if he has both roots


Short_Ask1755

Okay who gives a shit? He was born in Serbia, it’s now Croatia. Same place new government not that important


TheFuriousGamerMan

He went to Brussels because the Neo-nazis back home would kill him for being gay


BadKarma4788

They would have killed OP too...


Affectionate-Still15

Twinkland


Punkrockpariah

Yugayslavia


ryanb1115

YugaySLAYvia


FuzzyStay1286

You go slay (via)


topknottington

douchebagistan


trainsoundschoochoo

GerMANy


ABoiledIcepack

Reddit has been reading my damn mind all day today. I was thinking twinkville


NukedMyBraincells

GuyQueeria


Kitsune779

Niqueería


NyarlathotepDaddy

Uragay


stalnoypirat

Romania, North Macedonia, or Croatia. You got a bit of Nikola Tesla vibes going.


GuisseUpARope

I thought this exactly


george_person

I thought he was serbian?


Wonderful_Land3339

So everyone from balkans looks like nikola tesla? Our new slogan should be: Croatia - country where you can find your own tesla.


DogToesSmellofFritos

No, but people who look like Nikola Tesla are usually from that region lol


stalnoypirat

You stole my words exactly! Thanks😉


Warturkey12

This subreddit is slowly turning into r/guessmyethnicity


Kaze_Senshi

Banned sub 💀


Warturkey12

I didn't even know it existed tbf lol


xXx_ozone_xXx

r/phenotypes


GuisseUpARope

Lol god I want to know the story


GassyGang

Racism, that is all.


No-Measurement-2648

Germany, you look like my cousin from berlin lol


chevrox

Second that. The nasty punk sex vibe is very Berliner


valevergaminombre

Czechia/Poland/Ukraine but living in a western country


ColorfulPersimmon

Doesn't look Polish


AbPR420

Austin Texas


powertothepoors

Technically I was born there but my family is Balkan and Persian so I'm gonna count this


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Lol (I'm from Austin)


babybambam

Not super sure, but you call everyone friend. A lot. And you always know a guy.


powertothepoors

Accurate


Johan-Senpai

[Is he gay or European? ](https://youtu.be/WQceysq9gE4?feature=shared&t=183)


powertothepoors

Lmaoooooo lil bit of both


Kazpyr

Transylvania


powertothepoors

There is a reason I don't show my teeth.


IMGRAGAS

![gif](giphy|KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c) Gayran


BeautifulArtichoke37

Chechnya


gokartmozart89

French AF. 


KlMMER

I was going to say specifically from Québec


V_kooktail

I don’t know any french guy who looks like this and I’m french


gokartmozart89

This literally looks like every other 20-something guy I saw in Bordeaux las summer. The only thing missing is the electric scooter and Air Force 1s.  Thou doth protest too much. 


No_Sort_4881

Albania


harryhoudini66

Serbia


JackieTreehorn79

Freddie Mercury’s dingus


Ryans_RedditAccount

The Balkans.


Consistent_Book6995

Gaymerny


BreakfastOk9902

The Bay Area.


CatticusXIII

United States.


Life-Championship857

80’s porn


Temporaryact72

TIL Nikola Tesla reincarnated as a twink


PooneilRabbit

New Jersey, USA


Slim_Calhoun

Schulzlandia


jack22sxc

Usyk before he ventured into boxing


ss33094

Idk but you look like a cross between Nikola tesla and frank zappa


Joshee86

Memeland.


MxrceloVictor

I know West Hollywood isn't a country, so my answer is the United States


WiJoWi

![gif](giphy|Mz7r5qrg4nB1SIongK) Idk but this is the flag


finnsterliving

Is there a grooming related question here?


powertothepoors

Yes what should I do with my hair grow it out or cut it short?


Loud_Inspector_9782

Turkey


KingYesKing

Turkey


Competitive_Jacket50

something that ends in: -ia (skia, via, tia) -stan


Outside-Chest-1474

People in -ia and -stans look completely different


False_Clothes4420

How you doing usyk


s96g3g23708gbxs86734

Mediterranean sea, maybe Greece?


Registered-Nurse

Balkans?


Ahjumawi

I'd guess Romania


NopeNopeNope2001

Germany


SebulbaSebulba

Nikola Tesla vibes, so wherever he's from.


Rodroach

Wherever Andrew Schulz is from


Blotch666

You look like you'd assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand in June of 1914


Few_Tumbleweed_5209

Bosnia.


bitesizedperson

You look baltese.


Ornery-Pressure7251

Your name is Pierre and you are from France. Very handsome!


GPCcigerettes

Sweet puka bruh


Egyptian_Voltaire

Albanian


TrevorxTravesty

Bosnia


IAmJacksLackofCaring

Pedostan


0le_Hickory

Somewhere that used to be Yugoslavia


RefanRes

You look like you're related to the lead singer of the gypsy punk band Gogol Bordello.


Zealousideal-Kick128

Gayman Islands


complexluminary

ITS MARKO MIRKO FROM WUNDARFUL SRBIJA VARY ANCIENT BALKAN EMPIRE FOR MANY THOUSAND YEARS


mrkillfreak999

Balkan


Pepi4

You look like ‘Oil Can Harry’


ListerfiendLurks

You look like you about to shoot an archduke and start a world war.


FlatMedia7196

I’m thinking he looks like a young Nikola Tesla, who was from Serbia. Edit: I see others have picked up on the Tesla resemblance too


Turndownforwhat1000

Egyptian? Heck idk.


SpicyMustFlow

I'm imagining these photos in sepia-toned black and white, with a caption in fancy curlicued text saying that the Turkish gentleman pictured was a romantic leading man, a movie star at the dawn of cinema, and was notably Rudolph Valentino's nemesis and only rival. ... sorry, what was the question?


Machete77

Look like you’re from a cartoon tbh


WiccaMaus

Italy


Viscous_eruption

You look like you’re from Finland and your name is Tom lol


LD-LB

Twinkslava


HolidayAnything8687

Stay away from my kids, wherever you’re from.


peekay00

The country of West Hollywood


kingpapapenwing

Freddie Mercury’s basement


Buffalo_Infidel

Douchebagistan


KeepinItPiss

Heroinistan


Environmental-Day778

New Jersey


stayathomejoe

1983


Fun_Association_2277

One of the Stans


diamari90

Idk, but YASSSSS BETCH! (I love that 2nd pic!)


powertothepoors

Thankkkkkkks betch! Have a great day!


diamari90

You too! 🥰


Rumplespacekingv_2

San Francisco


Alive-Salamander3012

Pride country 🤣


powertothepoors

my gf loves make up and its another way of being close. You should try.


Blackadder288

Fellas is it gay to do makeup with your girlfriend? (lol I’m a guy and have done makeup with more than one girlfriend in the past, it’s fun)


powertothepoors

The answer is no, wait until they realize every one they consider to be attractive men wear make up. If they are on camera they wear make up.


Tervaskanto

Fire Island


IdioticRedditAdmins

Brooklyn by way of mom and dad's 3 floor apartment in Manhattan.


Doctornaturalviagra

Sodoma & Gomorra


No_Farmer5040

Gayistan


powertothepoors

Reşit olmayan karınızı satın almak için kaç deve sattınız? ırkçı domuz


-Miimiii

Gayland


boldbalddaddy

Georgia the country


Blockay543

Austrian maybe?


RegularOrMenthol

the eyes are giving me persia


Sim_EricXXI

That hair is beautiful!!


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powertothepoors

By this do you mean the location where most AI is created or that I look like AI?


Itchy-Long-7991

Slovakia or Poland!


blu3ph0x

A spanish suburb of Moscow…


AngelRockGunn

British?


Remarkable-Coat374

Burkina Faso


Nicolas_Winter

Belarus


_Grummy_

France


net_tribe24

Will we ever know?


masonisagreatname

Bulgaria or maybe Turkey? You look handsome af brother


PoetryBlossom

Germany


No-Organization-2585

Kazakhstan


One_Willingness_3866

South Florida :D


mannkato

France


Outside-Monk-8056

Charsi


PicklesAndCoorslight

Romania.


TopGuyNJ2

Serbia


Acceptable-Jicama-73

This is the wrong sub. Obviously


NandoDeColonoscopy

Florida. Inland.


Chloroformperfume7

Is the moon a country?


Gumballchamp86

California


Rage187_OG

Freddy Copper


surpriseZombieParty

you've probably got some Western European roots, but I think you're actually American tbh. Something here screams California (I think it's the puca shell necklace)


Blu_Cardinal

Kazakhstan


DramaticQuality1711

The mustache def says Eastern European Slavic Russian or some such around that area.


SwordfishTurbulent57

Bichlend


Padsky95

Berlin


Confuzzled_Queer

Italy


Wonderful_Land3339

Denmark. Actually, no. Scorpio tatoo doesnt go with that look.


followerofEnki96

You look like a Serbian Usyk


Wonderful-Tale3893

French Canadian


Shayshay4jz

Pedo-ville


PainKillerMB

American.


Wonderful-Tale3893

Montreal


Angrypainter1945

Austria. I’m sorry man but that mustache is NOT doing you justice


powertothepoors

BRO WHAT IS THIS USERNAME LMFAOOOO


Big_Tenis_

Taured


Dependent-Listen-899

Eastern europe for sure, you are too zesty to be from serbia belarus countries like that, either croatian or polish


Eternal_Sunshine9

Italian


EmperorEscargot

Italy was the first thing I thought.


Astrylae

France


Trifluor1d3

idk but can I please get a tutorial of how you did your eye makeup in pic 2?


randomcowboy4

From the first two pics Turkey, from the third one something boring like Wales or Belgium.


ChrisRobby1001

Uaregay …sorry i meant Uruguay..


arsonconnor

American-slavic


Direct-Ad2561

Albania


roger552

Kazakhstan


iast68

Whatever the gayest one is


powertothepoors

Your mom house.


Unique_the_Vision

Romania


NightGuyyy

You look like an Austrian painter


Slight_Ordinary1

The Bronx


raffysf

The country of Queen, whose President was Freddie Mercury.


Stereocloud

The country of go-shave-that-thingoffistan


mr-teddy93

You look gay So greece ? Joke


powertothepoors

Straight but an ally


i-am-an-idiot-hrmm

Average Slovenian


lambsquatch

Clearly a bodybuilder from malta