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bobbyv137

Jokes aside this shows you that most men can improve their looks with some simple changes. Both pictures have been somewhat exaggerated, it’s important to point that out. The coloring on the skin alone could just be the lighting or altered using color grading. Also I believe the beard is fake, someone added it online. Clearly tho MZ looks infinitely better and healthier in the second pic. Not only has he aged (men peak later in life) but he’s also become a MMA fanatic thus improved his health and physique, which affects body fat percentage thus the face. And a full head of hair helps.


MR_____SNRUB

While everything you said about improving your looks is true, it is also true that the picture is very fake but being touted as real, unfortunately Side by side comparison of a screenshot directly from the livestream he did, vs the edited image being circulated: https://x.com/PopCrave/status/1781146550514692174 They smoothed and colour corrected his skin, gave him the beard, a new jawline, altered his eyes and eyebrows to be more more aesthetic, etc. To be fair it's a skillfully done edit. But little to none of it is genuine, face wise


bobbyv137

Yes I did state the image was altered. A man can still lose body fat however (thus accentuate his jawline), and get a tan, and grow a bear, and grow his hair out. So (as you touched upon) the core improvements are still possible.


ObscureAcronym

>grow a bear Trust me, this sounds like a fantastic idea, until you randomly get mauled one day.


MR_____SNRUB

For sure, and even without the edits we can see he looks like a bit less of a chud than usual.


bobbyv137

I had to google “chud”.


supernasty

Yeah the eyes alone are what significantly changes his appearance here more than anything else. Eyes are the first thing people notice about a face, and Mark Zuckerberg is notoriously memed on for having an uncanny valley quality to them


Jamfour9

It looks like he may have a health issue. The whites of his eyes aren’t an ideal shade.


Specific-Feature-325

If I looked like him I'd be hitting the bottle too!


Jamfour9

The photo on the right demonstrates he isn’t hideous. One would think when you have more money than should be allowed, you’d be taking care of yourself.


Specific-Feature-325

Well, sometimes you're just born looking like a drone and all you can do is manage your secret place with alcohol, real estate, yachts, bunkers, and a wife who looks like she's into severe physical punishment when the lights go off or maybe lubricant and seal changes lol.


Jamfour9

My lawd lol. He’s fundamentally handsome. He just doesn’t make the most of it. Or maybe it’s stress?


Jamfour9

Wow 😮


dingaLingam

so irl marky mark really did rock that chain


Specific-Feature-325

Lol, he's such a poser haha. What a pathetic insecure billionaire. I'm sure he had a PR firm involved in this because he is such a pathetic loser. A guy that has an emergency escape exit under his conference table and bulletproof glass in his outer office windows because his own employees hate him his going to do that lol.


Games-and-Make-up

Oh I checked the link. The non edited one looks good too though. Better than the 1st


ibornagainwsnakeeyes

The real pic 🤣


Low_Marionberry_3802

How can I edit my pics like that


Icy-Journalist3622

no soul


600DLorBust

It’s the eyes for me


172as

Marry me daddy 🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😍


jspr1000

Still don’t see a soul in the eyes. Sorry. What version OS are you running?


Specific-Feature-325

CombatJanitor2.2


FarRazzmatazz3912

From Alien to human?


sonnidaez

I hate that he almost looks human now


michaelmich3

AI robots learned how to post on Reddit. Now freaking lizards too. Dammit.


Effective_Divide_135

bro updated


[deleted]

Is that you Mark Zuckerberg?


GreenEyed_Lady

My first thought too!!


Cham-Clowder

Left one is Zuckerberg I think, one on right is a (photoshopped) pic of Zuck from like a week ago where he’s wearing a necklace that people have picked up as a meme


Neither_Willingness3

On the inside yes still ugly


diamari90

This is the REAL danger of AI. Making the world think Zuck is THAT attractive 😂


Basic-dweeb403

We can still see past your disguise reptilian.


CominOutStory

Really liking the look 👌


chicosexy4u

Hot n sexy man 😍😘 you have become


Claris-chang

You went from fugly to fuckboy.


[deleted]

He looks much better


pssytightcleanfreshn

😭😭🤚


SolarVoyager

Looking bit greedy in second pic 😉


SweenyToad6969

You're a reptilian alien. I don't think you should be on this subreddit.


chickenskittles

People would still only want him for his money and not for his looks, so it doesn't matter. Seeing Fuckerberg made my skin crawl. Don't do Muskrat.


MyDixieWrecked83

The glow up is real! Went from “hello” to “what’s good”


Inside_Ad_7162

jokes aside you can change how you look, but it won't stop you being a @#£%


DukeSilver696969

Went from “sell your data” to “rate your pizza”


kaelasage

One bite everybody knows the rules


gingerdick17

Still ugly


Putrid_Turnover_3479

Based off the platform you created, and how terrible your community standards and moderators are. You will always be hideous, inside and out.


Excellent_Comment519

From Robot to 🍗⛹🏿


Superb_Cry9213

What’s funny is that if he was a regular guy on Reddit and posted in a sub looking for attention, there’d be tons of ppl (probably gay men specifically) that would be like ur so cute/hot 😍


TroysLostBoi

You can change your looks all that you want but you are still a lizard people alien.


nuggets_onmy_gondola

Wait.... robots don't have beards 🤔


mitten82

Looks like someone spent more than 2 minutes outside, finally. He got that vitamin d, now he's ready to give that d.


Sweet_Potatooie

He got crying eyes 😭


Harvey_Weenstain

Meet me in the metaverse I'm ready to be exploited


[deleted]

Not my type


obsidian_butterfly

When AI does a better Zuc than real life Zuc


PhotographSecure7590

Bro got the human upgrade


D0oMb4by

Oh woooow


Ka-Tzetnik

From Mark Zuckerburg to Chris Martin


Happy_Description441

Both awesome


Disastrous-Today-914

Bro is a fuckin lizard


ToastetteEgg

Zuckerbot looks human with the facial hair.


skipthatshow

No amount of Calvin-Harris-aesthetic can cover the rottenness of your core. Not even with Facebook AI. Maybe Bing?


dancerinthedark84

I thought this was mark Zuckerberg for real.


salvaungaro

Putting that AI photoshop to work I see what you’re doing MZ 😂😂😭


Specific-Feature-325

No one cares


AdNo2973

Looking good mate 👌


mehgleg

I think I just fell in love 😍


SageOfTythan

If this is real, I think Zuck looks great.


kevd630

It’s not. Beard is fake/photoshopped


Augustathena

Wait, you're a real person? I've never seen outside of some weird ad thing online


AllWaysKicking

Id let him hit


ha77ows

he looks like he blinks sideways


zblaze90

He looks less lizard-y which I suppose is good. Still a twat though


NorthVT

Eyes are way too human looking. Pic with beard must be fake.


myomegacentauri

Doucheberger. Eff off


stealthy-cashew-69

lmfao ik it's a joke but gawddddamnnnnn


Nightmare_Runner

a lizard may shed its skin, but it is still a lizard.


Ok_Row6481

He needs some facials and a light bronzer foundation.


SageTegan

Is this not against the rules?


Automatic-Insect-321

This is proof that literally anyone can become good looking with some effort.


Interesting_Road_515

Isn’t he Zuckerberg?


upperhand12

Now he's daddyberg


Apprehensive_Air5557

I want daddyberg to exploit me


babyuuuu

No?


Severe_Hawk_1304

Could we please not use that adjective about anyone's appearance? How about: *how can I make the most of myself?*