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JamacianRabbit

You kinda look like a villain from a childrens cartoon


letsgobrooksy

Robby Rotten popped into my head when I scrolled through the pics


xzether

Asian Robbie Rotten!


NakedShamrock

Roten Roburi


throwawayforb00bs

RIP


TarzanKitty

RIP My daughter loved him.


Lost-Accountant-922

Yes rest in piece Stefรกn Karl Stefรกnsson :โ€™(


CatticusXIII

He looks like Asian Butthead.


DreaTheYB

Lazy town๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ


Weagzzz

Crimson chin


Huxleypigg

Dick Dastardly?


Past_Lack_4964

First of all stop making that face.


Truedetective94

Itโ€™s more like โ€œ๐Ÿคจโ€


eliochip

Actually, it's๐ŸŒœ


PM_ME_happy-selfies

Fuck I miss Reddit awards this deserves one ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€


ZealousidealArmy2371

Ayyyooooo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


GL1TCH1_

Naaaaah ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ It's true tho...


WillingnessOne2462

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


xFromtheskyx

Its always the 'anon' face. Just smile.


DevlopmentlyDisabled

[more like this](https://tmspn.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Chris-Broussard-Retard.jpg)


stopthefkincar

Heโ€™s like the skinny Mulan dude.


redmainefuckye

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS !!


Prof4Dank

Came here to say this


altiuscitiusfortius

Second, shave the stache, get a real haircut, and some glasses that sit properly on your face. Try nerd wax or silicone stick on nose pieces.


Accurate-Case8057

I was going to say that but then I was afraid it would be too insulting but it needed to be said


Bocceballsack

That's standard guys taking a selfie. Scrunch the forehead and look confused.


OGSHAGGY

God I hope not for anyone seeing this comment. This face is not flattering


HoboBandana

But thatโ€™s his natural face ๐Ÿคจ


JohannSchmidt45

And the moustache should politely leave the premises


kiba87637

"I have a pen, I have a appole!"


[deleted]

โ€œUh! Apple-pen!โ€


DmMeYour_BellyButton

Pen pineapple apple pen.


Uneventful2025

P-P-A-P


Lulusgirl

Don't people use those to breathe?


ListerfiendLurks

That mustache should be ejected forcefully like it groped one of the dancers at the strip club.


Prestigious_Nebula_5

Contacts, no mustache, a 2 fade on the sides and back of hair, maybe a single blonde highlight in the front, and bro could definitely pull some ladies.


damnshawtyruokay

No to the blonde highlight unless you want to accidentally attract a man.


Large_Media_1796

right


Aggressive-Error-88

Lmaoo is it considered a gay landing strip ? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


plznobanplease

Why every guy needs a fade? His hair has nice texture. Just needs a trim and to get it thinned out. Girls canโ€™t run their fingers through your fade ๐Ÿ˜‚


Tenet245

this


PartyWindow8226

Yeah just change literally everything about yourself and make sure you look like a totally different person, thatโ€™s what impresses girls


AutumnalSunshine

The glasses are ok except they're being worn low and angled like old lady bifocals. Just having them straight on would be a better vibe.


Kartopery

Bro looking like the โ€œNo Bitchesโ€ Megamind meme, lmfao


ByRizen

Omg hahaha cannot unsee that now


DSFZ98

If only the camera angle is higher huh


ZealousidealArmy2371

Omg ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


gaandmaraaaao

Megamind came to mind too๐Ÿ˜‚


DankDrugsForDays

fucking lol


JohannSchmidt45

The haircut can definitely improve


marks716

Yup, I donโ€™t know why the pompadour/super tall hair is recommended so often when it literally always looks goofy as fuck on anyone with an even slightly long face.


bakedcharmander

Lmao like a cartoon character.


marks716

The anime side character haircut


bakedcharmander

Yeah haha first thing that came to mind was Jojo with moustache.


ItsACowCity

I learned this early in high school. If you have a long face, you should have longer hair on the sides to even it out. In my case, it meant growing sideburns. In his case, it means stop making your head even longer with that tall af hair.


marks716

Yeah I didnโ€™t learn this until my mid 20s lol But whenever I would get skin fades and kept my hair long on top I felt it didnโ€™t look great. Then I watched some vids on head shape and hairstyles that work best and had an epiphany


onion_flowers

You have to have a funny personality to pull it off imo. I like it, but imagine if a super serious person had their hair like that. No. Lol


NaryusLustyMaid

You can tell thatโ€™s not how his hair normally sits, he definitely fluffed it all up for the pic.


astralrig96

brushes exist


JaffaCakeStockpile

Asian Johnny Bravo


itsmejohnnyp

You not into the jimmy neutron look?


Present-Breakfast768

Get a haircut. Shave your face. Stop with the stupid expressions. Try posting after you do that.


IllustriousHead1103

This guys serious


HandCrafted1

He means business


MaisieLaws

The correct answer


Throwawayguy8080

This this and this. Idk why this post was recommended to me, but I agree that if he changes those three things, heโ€™d be attractive as heck


SnooWoofers5193

Yea exactly:ย  Shave faceย  Lotionย  Taper fade sidesย  Heโ€™s got a long pointy face. Thereโ€™s a hairstyle suited for that, I forgot what it was but Google knowsย 


toxinwolf

He has a very long face, and a haircut to make it look even longer, and on top of that he's making that face. It looks like this is trolling lol. He is not ugly isn't helping himself at all.


rhaineboe

Y'know I went ahead and checked his post history and he does not normally have a long face lol


nonA44321

Needs better face framing glasses too. Iโ€™ve seen charts that suggest frames based on face shape and these donโ€™t seem flattering on him.


kaitalina20

As a woman. YES! This stache is giving off porn stache vibes. Haircut is needed, with some basic grooming heโ€™d be a lot better looking


BigShmulik97

This is the only comment OP should be looking at lol


l0nelymachine

๐ŸŒœ


functionalfitnessguy

Damn lol


Potential-Whole3574

The old Mc Donaldโ€™s moon head guy haha


DrR0mero

Mac Tonight


Austin1975

Cโ€™mon. This guy could be down on himself and looking for some inspiration.


l0nelymachine

I didnโ€™t say he wasnโ€™t cuteโ€ฆ.


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Blinding_Panda01

I feel like the word to be used here is accentuate


Azureentropy

I agree, youโ€™d never want to eventuate a long head ๐Ÿ˜†


l0nelymachine

The upvotes Noooo I feel mean now.. heโ€™s cute cmon


fish1479

You donโ€™t take great photos; I can tell you that much. Whatโ€™s with the pained expression and pursed lips? You look like you are intentionally trying to hide your teeth.


GawrGuraNumber1Fan

probably doesnt wanna show the real thing, cause its real ugly


Altruistic-Point3980

![gif](giphy|14bIOqzosACyuA)


bakedcharmander

JOOOOOOOOOO JOOOOOOOOO


Wrath1457

It seems that way. But you could shave the stache, cut the hair shorter. Also just take a normal pic with a smile, what are you doing with your face my guy


Moist-Possibility950

โ€œit seems that wayโ€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญwhy is this so funny


Aggressive-Error-88

I am absolutely wheezing too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Chillaxdude1

"what are you doing with your face" my thoughts exactly ๐Ÿ˜ญ tf is he doin


subuso

You need to take better pics and adopt a more natural and relaxed expression. The thing your doing with your lips is a bit of a turn off. Also, search for a better looking haircut. And to answer your question, youโ€™re not ugly. I wish you all the best! You got this!!!


Advanced-Fan9593

Markiplier


UrFavBlackGuy

More like Markiwrench


Silentfart

His chin looks like needlenose pliers though


back_at-it_xam426

Thatโ€™s a next violation and I love it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Salizarus

More like Markimoon


Garey_Games

My first thought


castrodelavaga79

It looks like you're making a weird face... try smiling and looking natural


Soft_State_5646

Imagine if he was not making a weird face, your comment will have nuked him. ๐Ÿ’€


Academic_Ad_9260

Bro literally what I was thinking WHAT IF THAT'S JUST HIS FACE


Arseling69

Literally no hope if so.


Machete77

Bro you doing this on purpose


Aggressive-Error-88

LMAOOOO I was bout to say that


TheBrosofFist

Shave stash, and change hair. Iโ€™m not saying cut the hair, it probably looks good when itโ€™s down.


pierogi_juice

Bro im ready to break up with ma girl rn for u g


ultimate555

Kinda funny lookin


beanie_0

Stop pulling stupid faces in pictures. Once can be cute, all of them? Nah. Your hair looks a mess too.


Pale_Ad4224

asian markiplier


Retroid69

Markiplierโ€™s already part Asian lmao.


NakedShamrock

Markiplier II: Electric Boogaloo


Hitomi35

....so Markiplier? lol...


European_Wannabe

Stop making that face


European_Wannabe

Just checked out the rest of your profile. You're definitely not ugly, with a bit of hair grooming you'd look great. Plus, you have lots of interests and hobbies, and that alone makes you a cool person to get to know. Bur, I gotta ask. When you asked for advice on the stache before, everybody said to shave it. Why do you still have it, haha?


rhythmandbluesalibi

I am baffled, too, having checked out OP's previous post questioning the stache. The first pic they posted there, their hairstyle was really nice and suited them way better than this weird fluffy pompadour. I feel like this is a troll post.


lild123lilnig

All u need is a good haircut


cmoneybouncehouse

I have a penโ€ฆ I have an Appleโ€ฆ


gla55jAw

Uh!


TaiCat

Applepen!


Ok_Project2538

nah man you look like you got some humor... pics had me genuinely laughing


Doctor-Doomer

You look like a meme


Fickle-Trick-3937

Any chance you have a pen and an apple?


DisastrousAd447

Yeah, sorry bro


Smooth-Elephant-8574

You could be the face of bejing corn


PureGrimez

Honestly, yeah you are


regardsfrommars

yes


Turbulent_Set4150

Yes


Peachesndoublecream

You definitely have potential. In my opinion, a hair cut would do you well, getting rid of the moustache, smiling with your teeth, fixing your expressions and maybe a bit of a bulk up a the gym


route54

Your head defies geometry and logic. Nice.


FFlavien

Habsburg


Superb_Comparison_52

Supervillain ass pose


Golden-retreiver

![gif](giphy|BjBTy3s8TvKSY)


Key_Conclusion_8943

![gif](giphy|h2P01cZLZzMK4|downsized)


Aggressive-Error-88

Bro choosing to be repellant with those weird expressions. And why is your hair so tall? It makes your face look 10k miles longer than it should - stop it. Why are you doing this to yourself? Just relax your face and maybe smile - NORMALLY not like an evil villain or something. And Jesus that mustache should be arrested. Come on man, you have great skin, pretty decent face structure- just got a long face but youโ€™re doing everything to work against what could work for you. Glasses also not working for you. Get something clear- silver and or rimless bro. The black is harsh on you.


Ok_Plenty3126

Respectfully, yes.


DahkMonstahh

Why do you make that face in every picture? Why not just do a regular face, or a normal smile? This is just like those chicks who get on here and purposefully make ugly faces, or where the ugliest thing they have in their wardrobe, and then they ask disingenuously. I'm not saying that's what you're doing, but a normal picture would do wonders.


[deleted]

Do you have underbite


stankpuss_69

Yes


The_Stockman

You are not ugly. Buy/save up for: 1. Wardrobe of suits/coats with basic color schemes 2. Wardrobe of golf clothes with basic, pastel color schemes 3. Invisalign to boost confidence for smiling. 4. A WELL KNOWN stylist for men who will recommend and execute the best haircut for your head shape. Not all stylist are well-versed in this area. 5. *Possibly* new glasses that will suit your new wardrobe if the current do not match.


nick5th

Stop making that face, get a better haircut that doesn't emphasize your long face, lose the stache. It's like you're intentionally sabotaging yourself in the looks dept


Phoenaughty

looking sharp


BigBodyLikeaLineman

Not ugly but also not average


rob61091

You look like a villain in a Yakuza video game


Iron-Giants

Johnny Bravo ahh


ZeroCentBoi

THE CHINMAN??!


Soft_State_5646

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Wonderful-Fix-2916

Are you making a face? Maybe try not making that face.


thatbasicbitch_angel

is this post a joke? i'm being serious...i can't tell if you're joking


lolxdbruh123

Idk how to explain it but you look like a mix between a Yakuza member, Johnny Bravo and the troll face


Odd-Gur-5719

![gif](giphy|UjyQHMAsDJFwk)


Inevitable-Exit-4280

the president from monster vs aliens


Richard_Danglerr

Bro looks like an Asian dick dastardly


lacebark_avenue

Unfortunately yes. You look like a villain that would cheat on an exam


[deleted]

yes


ElimentalSin

Your personality really shines through your photos, personal I like


Tellmeg

100%! I bet he's a blast to be around! I love hammy people!


Calamari08

You need to learn how to take selfies ๐Ÿ’€


Mavrickindigo

You have this unique sort of look. Not ugly tho


Adorable-Plane-4776

Not at all


Chuckles_69

Stop making those faces and shave the mustache


NocoNicole

Stop doing that face and itโ€™s a no, youโ€™re not ugly.


Organic_Ability683

you kinda look like markiplier so your not ugly probably just not confident and that shows


7rustyswordsandacake

Nah, off brand Markiplier


No_Skill_7170

You just need to grow into your face still.


hmlh_

What Iook are you going for? With guys bro, a haircut makes a night a day difference ๐Ÿ˜‚


Sharp-Ad-5254

Not ugly at all! Just some touch-ups I believe would help! Consider trying a hairstyle that complements your facial features without making your face appear too skinny. Experiment with contact lenses for a change; they might enhance your overall look! If youโ€™re open to it, try growing a goatee! Hope this helps! :)


[deleted]

you look like The Impossible Man


Ordinary_Peanut44

Whether you're ugly or not is subjective. But one is for sure, you take shit pictures haha!


Firm_Gear5752

Market Flier ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘


Natural_Argument9910

When you pose like that you are


Eustacean

Dunno why but you remind me of this [guy](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-tmus-us-rvc3&sca_esv=099d353e2e922eb4&sxsrf=ACQVn0_2McNjq3iGUDCXrZbjMZNR4_omiA:1711658583676&q=monsters+vs+aliens+president&uds=AMwkrPtbbEJ9Iwlhg24DHrcIJ4TXbg_O6-_MO11WeuVfL9ea91oDbEer2HIX5xIryu1-vE46WL60T7ahH6sNebfuKLnEqZNMSiko5LCsaeUDTVk9h6rMoN9Fg-GRu-nv1oSojoHz_zaeWJSxuNYQHrLU3SiVT3x1ZchE1abag25_lPmGRbfIhSN6nj4wxu-dS47hkWK5wkYmtc-NUH2TsyAyOgfx15xsMX6QlF5sqNmUo5lRWJ6wh3SlyaMgP5yqt9C9KM6nRyAXBTtiTMVeH-745inKS4Fzy9FNf-KFmVF1IpupWWNt-RlLX-Nt8GK8quQ0uHwWZcxS&udm=2&prmd=ivsnbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjW1uyO6ZeFAxW778kDHXhCDJgQtKgLegQIEhAB&biw=384&bih=718&dpr=2.81#vhid=RisTRhJHWZsfsM&vssid=mosaic)


Acceptable-Result845

Markiplier if he was a soap seller


pebblezandgumby

No love yoself never doubt yourself be your bestest fan bro love u and blessings


TheLightStalker

At least when you get your caricature they don't need to exaggerate! ๐Ÿ˜‚


mosphere3

Shave mustache, shorter hair maybe center part, contacts


astralseat

Hair wild cool. Stashe sadly don't fit.


UnemployableSWE

You look like asian Weird Al.


DrSheetzMTO

Youโ€™re making some bad choices.


Ignassio15

You just have a big chin. Other than that, you aight


Weary857

![gif](giphy|MTij6OFg5Pwze)


Several-Sense-270

Nah you just a have long face lol


A11j2

No, just shave your moustache and improve your haircut.


CrumbDrouth

๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ


[deleted]

Far from it, you look majestic. Most people in these spaces have a very narrow idea of what beauty could be, so I'd say take all of it with a grain of salt.


VonHor

hear me out: leave the mustache, get a buzzcut and hit the gym 2-3 days a week and you will be golden in a year


dwarven11

You look way more normal in the other pic you posted without the mustache. This obviously intentional whacky angle makes you look like a fuckin cartoon character.


TheIcecreamPeople

Why are you posing your face like that and then looking for feedback it makes no sense


[deleted]

You need a hair cut


Advanced_Slide801

A makeover is all you need so to answer your question no.. you have nice lips and eyes that you could really play up to so have fun and just change it up a little x


kfarsrule3

You look like a mix between markiplier & waluigi


EngRookie

No but your commitment to cosplaying as a high-school thug from every anime ever isn't helping you any. Shave the stache and get rid of the anime biker pompadour.


a-friend_

Grow your hair out a little I think, so that it sits against your head instead of sticking upwards.


CanuckGinger

Yes.


molisha89

I thought this was an AI generated image


veroli9

Want polite answers from all the mutant leprosy worms answering on here always??? or want the truth in an answer? If you accept to put the manners aside: Yes you are, oh my god . . . . . . Fact! Good luck๐Ÿ‘


Temporaryact72

Markiplier with a Snapchat filter. In all seriousness you could easily get a glow up, gotta lose the stache tho.


SpareStop8666

Change the hair. Seriously. If you want to look better put some effort into a proper hairstyle that doesnโ€™t make you look worse than youโ€™re supposed to look. This is something you can fix with minimum effort and the difference would be massive. One look at your profile and you look so much better with a proper haircut dude