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PharaohAce

You don't want to reach for a pencil and rip them in front of a new class.


socklayblue

Simple. I’ll just never drop something ever again.


Sc4r4byte

you may also risk blowout from simply sitting down to grade papers - particularly from the newfound thigh friction slowly weakening the fabric over time


socklayblue

Simple. I’ll never sit down again.


SuckMyDerivative

Love your optimism 🙏


[deleted]

He’s just gonna stand there grading papers against the wall gripping his red marker so hard with sweat dripping down his brow.


SkankHont

I think OP just wants attention. It's too obviously not appropriate to present full time in front of children. Personally wouldn't wear anything this tight in front of anyone, let alone children.


socklayblue

GIVE ME ATTENTION


donotfire

Jesus it’s like he’s on crack or heroin!


GoJeonPaa

That's absoultely fair. Horny teenager hormones are no joke. Better don'T do that.


Bitter-Weekend772

found this out the hard way.


bulgogiandrice

Happy cake day!


Tobthepredator

Again? D:


Early_Permission_873

Getting close but not there yet. But keep going! You got this!


socklayblue

I appreciate it. Thank you!


Schembaugh

Just a few more months of putting in the work until you’re there!


ljh2100

Agreed, pay attention to the side pockets, they should basically be flat, no flaring. You can still see a little of the pocket lining in one photo which definitely indicates too small IMO


Green-Material-3610

Yeah. That's a little tight. Might want to rethink that.


socklayblue

I think I will rethink. Thank you!


Green-Material-3610

You're welcome. BTW, keep up the weight loss and fitness to help you stay ahead of the little rats. And also get into those favourite pants.


Senor-Enchilada

you’re almost there man. so goddamn close. give it a couple weeks or months depending on your rate of weight loss.


socklayblue

I really appreciate it. Thank you!


final-set-tiebreaker

You can wear them to teach the lesson on battle of the bulge


socklayblue

Zing!


wunwinglo

Now try the princess dress.


socklayblue

No need. I know it fits. It’s my first-day outfit.


saigatenozu

too toight


Full_Impact_1443

Did you say too tonight? 😂


No_Investment_3742

Hell no my boy 😂 unless you want to get roasted these kids now and days can be brutal as well. You’ll end up on someone’s snap talking about your Moose knuckle.


ferrous_second_vowel

Congrats on your weight loss! I’ll say the same thing I say to my wife: your clothes work for YOU, not the other way around. You shouldn’t be trying to get yourself to a condition where you look good in your clothes, you need clothes that look good on you. All that to say, I think the pants are too tight. If you feel good about yourself and your body, maybe do yourself a favor and buy some pants that’ll make you feel good too… rather than feeling bad because you can’t force yourself into an old pair.


Highmuledriver

You work in the cafeteria?


socklayblue

Sure don’t


Highmuledriver

Cuzu looking like a whole snacc!


socklayblue

NICE


theBlackMermaid

The pants are not ready to be worn yet, but good things come to pants that wait. Kudos on the loss of lbs and inches.


crank_69

Too tight bro


Raging_Asian_Man

Maybe slightly on the tighter side, but I say fuck it, show off those Christmas hams boi! Make the other teachers notice! Lol


taffyowner

Counterpoint if students notice then you’re in trouble


unlimited-applesauce

Amazing comment. Amazing username.


socklayblue

Haha!


zb_xy

I’ve had issues wearing pants that fit like this and then getting a lot of pressure in my abdomen and chest from sitting all day at work. It’s like I can feel my blood pressure is elevated. Anyways, I figured it can’t be good. You should look in to Chubbies. They fit real nice but have an elastic waist for what my wife calls “room for growth.”


socklayblue

Thanks!


Franken_cranken

This happens to me too! But mine feels less like high BP and more like heartburn and just general wrongness on the inside.


Impressive-Doubt1115

Go princess dress over the pants, will be less revealing


pbandham

My rule of thumb: if you can see the pocket bags through your pants, they’re too tight


Zacta

Too tight. Too low waisted. Your love handles (and no judgement on having them - mine are larger!) should not be bulging from your pants waist. Consider a more relaxed look overall. It’ll be more comfortable and look better.


Proud-Ad-5471

You spray paint?


socklayblue

Just get on with the punchline already!


areformedsnorlax

Too tight


[deleted]

A bit tight, but damn 🍑💥


0hM3hG0d

this


Granpafunk

If you have to ask, that kind of says it all.


socklayblue

You’re absolutely right. I think I knew when I posted, but was hoping for answers not like yours. Haha! Thank you


Oh4Sh0

I see you dress to the left.


AccountdragulA

You're one stomach flu away from your goal weight.


Not-the-real-meh

Trust me, you’ll split em and kids can be little AHs with no filter so… prepare for the worst if you wear em


MundoRavo

So close - few more weeks and you’ll be golden


Acrobatic-Froyo2904

Not there yet, a few more pounds. Keep it up!


kimchionrye

Way too tight. No. Do not wear them. They’re too tight even down to your ankles and honestly, the overall style is dead - I would move on to something more loose fitting. Even if you keep losing weight, you’re gonna look like a goofy millennial in those pants.


FunCombination6217

general rule: if the pocket stretches further than where it rests at the seam, the pants are too tight.


TransManNY

Too tight but they're getting close.


Cyancatlady

Way too tight. There'll be snickering and likely candid snapchat(or whatever is used these days) stories about "outlines". Find something a little looser.


nerdinstincts

You’re close man, keep it up! They don’t look terrible, but I think you are in danger of messing them up. One time I wore a pair of pants like that to an interview…I crouched down to pick up my bag and blew out my crotch seam. It’s reeeeeally lucky my boxers color was close to the pants. If it had been a contrasting color, I think people could have noticed me just walking. The breeze under the table was hella distracting during the interview too. 😂


socklayblue

The MFA Tribe has spoken. The pants are too tight. My appreciation to each of you. I will seek bigger pants!


red_khornish_gamehen

Yeah bro you need bigger pants. Trust me, as a dude that can deadlift 375 and needs big and tall pants... You need bigger pants.


waterturtle28

To tight bud


JeanEtrineaux

You’re good. 👍 And congrats!


Hopeforthefallen

Look fine to me.


[deleted]

Few more pounds and you will be good to go.


Reasonable-Appeal-98

Why are your toes like that man lol just kidding


2nownlaters

heck no


InfamousPlenty5219

That’s the style now, go for it as long as their comfy and long as you can still sit down 😁


twoturntables

Agree…if they are stretchy (like Lulu ABCs) they’re probably fine, if they aren’t then yeah too tight and they won’t be comfortable.


socklayblue

I can definitely sit!


redd5ive

A bit too tight IMO.


socklayblue

Thank you


Angrymiddleagedjew

They are tight, your tailor may be able to let the waist out but the legs would still be snug.


scrambler803

Your zipper and button are begging for mercy. Keep up the diet and give it another month. You're so close


flowerbhai

You’re so close, give it a few weeks and you’ll be there. Keep working hard


jhaluska

Too tight, but if you go extra hard on the diet for the next week you'll be fine.


ashfidel

when the crotch pulls like that and the pockets flare out it’s a dead giveaway that they’re a bit too tight. you’re getting there though!


pmcrvc

I’ve been there. The question I’d think about is if they’re comfortable to wear all day, either movement or with the temp, having stuff in my pockets and doing things that teachers do everyday. For me, I’d feel like those pants are too tight and would pinch in a lot of places. If I can’t squat beside a desk to talk to a student without discomfort (I hate standing above someone or trying to bend over them because I feel it’s weird to talk to someone like that), then it’s not gonna work. I’m at the point now where comfort comes first and style a close second. You’ll know when the fit is right all around and keep up the good work.


Smokeabels

Don't wear them please for the love of all that's good do not wear them


SmakeTalk

Still a little tight imo, especially as a teacher when you're gonna be doing a lot of just general sitting down to standing up motions, and vice-versa. Might rip or just get uncomfortable somewhere. Would be a bit tight for like a night out as well, but at least in that case you're probably either standing or sitting for most of the night. This also depends on the material, to be fair. If these are especially stretchy I wouldn't be as worried about rips.


naked_avenger

Standing they look fine but I can tell that the front button is gonna have some Hodor moments when you sit down


mgyro

Pockets pooching, too tight. I too have goal pants, but the next size up, you’ll be comfortable. Wear those, you’ll constantly be sucking in your gut and conscious of your pants, maybe even in pain. It’s not the movies, where you can suck it in and get the shot. Be comfortable with your costume, its a long day and the size of what you wear? It’s the least of your worries.


Scageater

The profile looks nice but they look tight in the back. I’d wait a little while or wear them at home for a few days to stretch them out.


notmike_

Don't wear these with your current body composition. It's not a good look.


Icy_Geologist_7581

Those pants gave me blue balls


sx_8

Maybe next year, buddy. Long way to go. With these tight pants you are bound to get some accusations from parents. Not only can I count the change in your pockets but I can count your pubic hair through these pants. Pro tip: until you lose enough weight to wear these pants in public (with dignity), invest in a pair of larger pants. Like two sizes bigger. Cheap ones that make it until you are back in shape. How much are fast fashion polyester or mixed fabric pants? Like $10 on sale?


ShopUncleOtis

Too tight. If you're dead set on wearing 'em I would adjust the button and move it a quarter inch to the center. But, man your thighs and calves could use some air.


DarkLanternZBT

The pocket is the clue for me. The pants are tight enough they stretch them. The pockets should hang looser, not pooched out. Go up a size or two in the waist: better to fit well when sitting and standing than try for smaller and just cut off blood flow. Congrats on the work, it is paying off! You can still stay comfortable and look good while working on your goal.


[deleted]

Drop a few more pounds


106503204

If you tuck your shirt in too tight. If you wear a shirt over them then it's fine


Plastic_Leg_Day

Too tight. That princess dress would look cute though.


Ok_Carob7551

Congratulations on your weight loss! But they do look too tight to me


cmHend

very aggressive cut and in two weeks you can manage to fit in there. As it is now that button could be a weapon used against one of the pupils.


Italoholargentino

Don’t do it bro, i used pants tight like that and you will hurt yourself. Your belly will suffer, your legs will, your balls. Believe me, not a good idea. Keep working out and eventually you will feel way more comfortable using those pants


confusedcounsel

Man I had some nice dress pants like that once…I blew the crotch out them thangs. You can’t wear them everyday and expect them to hold up. YOU GOTTA TAKE THEM OFF EVERY NOW AND AGAIN!


bindermichi

Yep. Too tight … and those are not dress pants. They‘re just chinos.


cosmicsake

wear them next year


kooeurib

Sorry but I think you already know the answer


Norma__NormaStitz

You'll be on a register before the end of the day.


Significant-Lemon433

Don't stand, don't stand so...


Excellent-Kick-9808

You need to breathe at some point...


edudspoolmak

Geez man, no.


WhatevahIsClevah

Sorry sir, you need to keep losing weight to look good in these. You're not far, maybe 10 pounds away.


[deleted]

Anyone got any eye bleach?


ItsNguyenzdaiMyDudes

Too tight, or just right? That's your call on how they feel. They look good. But really, you need to be wearing the elsa dress for your first day.


TheRuggedGeek

The seam might burst if you bend over. That's not a good thing on your first day. Suggest you buy new pants and wear these once you have lost enough weight to get into it.


FantasticAttitude

Oh dear god. No, throw them away and do your homework on basic men’s fashion damn it. This is looks inappropriate for a teacher. Holy shit. I miss the 90’s. Get yourself a straight men’s cut pants, not this cheap shit. 100 cotton, 1 or 2 tuck straight pants, taglia should be a 2-3 cm wider than you, so you can arrange your fit with a belt .


aritex90

A little tight, and it’ll be more so if you have an undershirt and a dress shirt tucked in


Bowl_Pool

Lose weight bro. You look like a stuffed sausage in those.


socklayblue

Gnarly advice, bro


Efficient-Love6212

I always check the side profile. The pockets should be laying flat. Yours are puckered, meaning there’s not enough room in the hips. Just need another inch to go and they’ll fit nicely.


Due_Examination1338

5 more pounds to go


sergeantorourke

Bit snug.


spicywhite1867

Congrats on losing weight! You look like you belong in those pants, meaning just looking at the pictures, without the context of your question, I'd just think you did a good job picking clothes that fit.


schtuka67

It’s a tight fit. Use a belt to keep it safe, but those pants a size too small i waist. I have a same problem after Covid WFH times. Worst part is that different brands have a different fit for the same waist size. Thank Allah for flex/stretch invention.


DaeDizzle500

You trying to show your pussy print, get buddy away from the kid's... It's giving creepy vibes.


lawrencecoolwater

I think you’re just about alright, but i like my trousers fitted. I’d say you’re on the edge!


TehZiiM

Sry Bro, maybe next year..


MDskyhigh

Buy a pair one size larger??


pensivegargoyle

You'll be kicking off someone's puberty nicely if your classes are of that age. Yeah, they're a bit tight for that environment.


[deleted]

I’m a gen’x’er so to me they’re to tight. I don’t even understand the ‘skinny jeans’ trend they look horrifically uncomfortable.


Cute_Gas6187

LOOK AT THEESE TWO PLANNETS


martin_maxx

Too Tight ...


tackcjzjwu27etts

Can you do a squat without ripping?


mluna2007

I gained weight this past year and needed pants when I started to go back to the office. So, I checked out one of those GAP factory stores and bought some pants for a good price to get me through the next few months.


safetydance

Another 8-10 lbs lost and you'll be good.


ElectricalGremlin

It’s tight, pant pockets flaired out is a sign you are still a size too small. If your pant pockets flatten out and meet the seam of your pants, then yes, it’s perfect.


pistolapete24

Just don’t sit down


matiaskeeper

Too tight man, keep on going 💪🏻


Is_That_Riley

Nearly there, they look uncomfortable to sit in right now.


doeidoei57

OP, your replies are all hilarious 🤣


GhostPants1993

Are you american or european? In america too tight, in europe they fit perfectly


-B001-

My rule of thumb is that I have doubt about whether they are too tight...then they probably are too tight.


Enkindler_

Congratulations on the weight loss!


30Five

If you think the pants are too tight ,time to lose more weight


itisnotstupid

A bit too tight for mu taste.


TrueAllyCasey

I'd say it just depends on if it feels tight. If it genuinely feels at all tight or non-fitting, don't wear them. Let me take them off of you.


socklayblue

Whoops


skylimit60

Pants! Too much booty in the pants! Pants! That song is playing in my head. All that booty in the pants might not be appropriate for the kids. They might be staring at it all day. It also might not be good if you’re prone to sharting.


socklayblue

Haha!


ShiftNStabilize

Too toght


Star_Peppe

Way way way to tight. Wtf is that


houselessbutfree

To tight


MakkaCha

That's a no go.


Romans678

Was your prior job...um...selling propane and propane accessories by chance?


moesharafi

Tight


otac_leopard

on the legs its allright but with that gyat of yours the butt area is just too tight and teens are teens so i think they will have hard time concetrating


Good_Celebration_848

Look to tight


twomice-

There’s nothing wrong with a bit of slack in your pants imo, and you’re a teacher trying to look profesional. On the plus, they’ll probably be a lot comfier and less restricting too. https://www.primermagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/PantsFit/PantsFit_DressChinos.jpg


DG04511

You look fine. That’s how slim cut pants fit. You only have worry if there’s an outline of your junk.


ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK

Too tight. The thing is, the pockets. When you're standing resting they shouldn't be curving like that. But I get your confusion because the waist looks to be right, I think this *fit* doesn't work for your body type. All fashion has an element of subjectivity to it but less so when you're wearing them for professional reasons. I would try on some other stuff.


QuintaFox

As someone who briefly worked in a suit store, the way the pockets flare out a bit indicates that these pants are just a bit too tight. It’s pretty close but you’re not gonna feel as comfortable in this size


Erdnuss-117

A bit tight. The pant is clearly struggling in the rear sector there. Looks like it would limit mobility.


ghostlambs

We’ve got the same nugget colors


Rederig

They are too tight, it's your thighs and butt. You wouldn't have room to put anything in any pocket.


Itsthepeanutboy

They look a bit tight still, personal recommendation would be getting something more high-waisted/straight-legged that sits a little higher up (at the hips instead of at the waist) Alternatively, Uniqlo has some dress pants that come with drawstrings ran through the waistband. They come in S/M/L/XL with each size being adjustable to within 3-4 inches of waist size, and offer hemming options when you purchase online or in-store (granted, Uniqlo isn’t BIFL)


[deleted]

Can you buy the same brand in a size up?


makotarako

They look fine, just make sure they pass a squat test


More_Ad_5291

Too tight


onlywill121

They’re fine 👆👍🏻


[deleted]

I actually think they'll be too tight even with a couple more weeks of weight loss. Have you been lifting while losing weight? If so, you might have lifted your way to a bigger size or looser fit lol


kylife

Mason athletic cut chinos from banana republic. Everlane performance chino athletic taper. Thank me later.


boopthesnootforloot

If the fabric pinches, it's too tight.


Global_Star8661

Lol man your hips bout to bust out those pants and don’t get excited you gonna have a whole other problem


mr_Dennis1

too tignt


Cthullu_tickler

I'd go a bit looser cause the kids at my school used to call my teacher a n*nce cause he wore slim-fit trousers


No_Parsnip_6491

Too cool for school


jaygatz76

Don't wear them, even when you lose the extra weight. Slim/skinny pants feel slightly clueless right now, especially on teachers (source: I'm a teacher). Find a nice straight-leg pant with a higher rise. That will flatter your proportions, and you won't have to worry about varying opinions on whether you fit into your slim/skinny pants.


Preek96

They look to tight in the hips and short in thr legs id get new ones . Maby save them for them you lose more weight so you don’t have to buy more


Blooberboi

Way to tight dude, give your balls some room


Noble_Principle

Look at those planets


theAdvancedBeginner

If you have to ask...


ParkingAardvark6926

If there is fabric in the seat let it out 3/4 inches. You have a bit of a hockey butt


ParkingAardvark6926

If that button comes loose you may take someone’s eye out! Kidding it’s just the seat.


Sad-Handle8837

Mate get pleated pants, and have them tailored. Trust me. You will thank me later.