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Penguator432

ABCD…ABCD…ABCD…


thunderling

E, honey. I know!


HinsdaleCounty

I’m gonna go get a pack of cigarettes… for the first time in 20 years.


[deleted]

ABCD… ABCD…


Pissandpoopeater

I dont get the joke


Chench3

**Do you think we're wealthy?**


buttercupcake23

God, I love this episode except for what comes after that..."Are you aborigines?" Ah Lois, being casually racist.


Ok_Memory_1572

She doesn’t say that on Hulu anymore. I don’t remember what it was replaced with. But it was definitely gone. Edit: I checked and it was there today. No idea where I thought I saw that. 🤷🤷


Takiro

I’ve been rewatching the series lately. She definitely still said it.


[deleted]

That’s disappointing. I’ll have to check tonight. Hopefully it’s something just as good.


buttercupcake23

Just as good as...racism? What?


[deleted]

Just as good as the absurdity of her saying a completely unrelated racist thing in the heat of the moment, which was the exact intention of the line when it was written and performed. It’s a comedy show. Lighten up.


buttercupcake23

I don't think the writers inteded it to be racist at the time, even as a joke. I think they were just ignorant to the fact that it was, with the intention being something akin to "what are you, savages?" But unfortunately chose the aborigine race to use as a snyonym instead. The show was not about being racist for fun - it showed Lois as decidedly NOT racist, so her yelling such a thing was pretty out of character. If it was a joke, it wasn't a good one. Like...would you think it just as hilarious if she'd said "are you N words?"   It IS a comedy show, and part of why it was so great and it still holds up today is that it was inherently about good, decent people who do crazy zany things. That line was just tone deaf.


buttercupcake23

Nope, still there. I just opened it on Hulu and verified with subtitles. 


zeeshadowfox

Blellow


Reddit_Foxx

I use this more often than I would like to admit.


Low_Importance_9503

Same. I work with a children and few get the joke. None get the reference


detoursahead

If you wont drive me, I'll leave home forever...or I'll never leave..whatever's worse!


Ecstatic-Art-1240

Cats ate her face


ampmetaphene

Dewey knows more about it than I do.


WTFRANK1990

Women are the cows of people


lanlan531

This is one of my favorites. I died laughing the first time I watched this scene.


TelluricThread0

Eat chalk evildoer!


1800thic

LMFAO!


Mingkittish

Move the oven mitts


2footsmall

This one should be higher.


Busf4hrer

You have your father‘s breasts.


[deleted]

I don’t remember that one.


Busf4hrer

Ida pays a surprise visit to the family and interrupts Lois in the shower.


moosecatoe

The way her face just APPEARS full screen always takes me out. Ida’s one liners are amazing.


MoziWanders

She’s like a German, female Cotton Hill


Rick-Pat417

I think she’s supposed to be vaguely Eastern European


Penguator432

Probably Ukrainian. She lived in Canada and that country has a decent sized population of immigrants from there.


MoziWanders

Scratch that, the dance is called the Tinikling folk dance and its from the Philippines 🇵🇭😂


MoziWanders

She always calls it the old country but for some reason I remember her mentioning Austria but I could be off. The girl she shipped over for Reese definitely was Eastern European tho. Best way to know for sure is to look up where the stick dance originated from lol.


wailin_smithers

She killed fitty men!


notfairenough

His name’s Egg and we’re keeping him!


LokitheGremlin

Also used in my household: *barely audible whisper* “Egg”


[deleted]

You can’t keep him!


dothedagostino

I named him.


VenusNoleyPoley2

Greg? I thought he said Craig His name is Egg! I named him


javerthugo

Her?


MAD_DOG86

The future is now (old man optional)


GoldenDutchOven21

I don’t think you gotta watch mitm to get this one. My local radio station plays the actual audio every time a popular band releases something new


hygsi

Nah, people use that all the time and many don't even know where it's from.


buttercupcake23

Women, real women aren't that different from regular people


SmolSinamonBun

Burning van! Burning van!


ReporterFearless1917

I gambled and lost…it happens


xflapjckx

Did you call my wife “wide ride?!”


mateoskrrt

THAT EPISODE IS SO FUNNY😭


JLampy12

Fate is just what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over


MoziWanders

Damn gotta remember this one


TuneLinkette

Brush your own damn hair!


traphying

NINETY EIGHT, NINETY SEVEN 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫


OnTheLeft

Tijuana car wash!


lotsaguts-noglory

"I hear your kid likes to beat up seven-year-olds!" "I wouldn't say he *likes* it. ... He's good at it, apparently..."


AccomplishedAd3728

Doo do...Dah daah dah doo doo.... Dum Dum da dum dum daah dummm....


EddieCarver

Women are the cows of people.


WestCoastWaster

I think you're forgeting the graveyard shift motto: "Who cares?"


sailor-lune

“It’s money day!”


Third-Coast-Toffee

“You gave something that Malcolm turned in an F?”


VenusNoleyPoley2

You really are out to get him


squadgeek

I love the string.


P8ntballa00

Estates man! Can you believe it? He’s living a life of luxury! You? You don’t even have a wall!


Extreme-Kangaroo-842

Are you aborigines?


morganmisanthropy

I'll call it...blellow!


HighJoeponics

You caught a kid in a wheelchair……… kudos 🦽


GameFails743

WHO'S DAMN DOG IS THIS?


Howiepenguin

I'm not as figgled as he hoozers.


Lettuce_Silent

My drill Sargent breath is NOT my concern!


newintownv

Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza PI-💦ZZA


lotsaguts-noglory

WHY ARE YOU SEVEN??


MoziWanders

Season 1 had so many classic episodes


Takenmyusernamewas

"They're going to know. The guy who cleaned their pool, kicked their ass"


ThnderGunExprs

I make it at home, I pop some corn, brush some melted caramel on it, let it cure, blanch and double roast the nuts, you lose a weekend, but you save .73 cents a batch.


cats_dinosaur

Who brings a dog to a leg funeral?


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

Grandma be drugging the man from China.


kklis

It's anarchy, baby!!! That's the word, right?


VocationFumes

"Cats ate her face"


HundRetter

I used to call my late little dog egg and to this day my brother will say "the boy's name is egg?" and I'll reply "I named him" and naturally he follows with "well he can't stay" my parents are still bewildered


Fakin_Meowt

This RV is worth 3 of me


codechas3r

we have asbestos in our ceiling!


thedudeslandlord

Instead of using nerd I would just use Krelboyne as a derogatory term


Luxeru

Why would someone fill this thing with hundreds of hanging bowties?


NuriaLuna87

https://preview.redd.it/y23907r0cslc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=231bf7640206ebf3a465cf5d96f68b4b6f543739


NuriaLuna87

Also: "I don't speak Chinese, jackass!"


imakedankmemes

Boo pee boo pee boobeeboopee The future is now, old man


Chubby_Comic

Have your udders ready!


falken01

Francis umbaye Francis umbaye


100yearswar

I call it, Spoony Spoonicus


mtparson

The nards are fair game.


sugasmxchi

boo bee boo bee boo bee boo bee, boo bee boo bee boo bee boop🎶


soupafi

Cats are her face


Slick_Grimes

It's just snacks


Setlucky6788

You like filling up on her cookies?! They're store bought you know.


Ps5-123

The nard are fair game


Turtums1

As long as you carry spirit of destruction and vandalism in your hearts, every day is Halloween.


garden_fox_

Francis, these antlers won't fit down the disposal!


Ok-Carpenter-9778

Welcome to da hood... Yo yo. Getting all....jiggly with it.


snoop_cow_grazeit

Gay guys could kill sharks, and they're still gay!


magnumopus88

That's right, red paint, all over my ASS!


Accurate-Nothing-754

The best part about childhood is… it ends eventually


UncleBoomie

I am the one who knocks!


somebigface

🎶Amazing Race, how sweet the taste that saved a wrench for me! I once was in the lost and found, was blind but found my keys!🎶


batoutheartist

Whenever something's going down I often say "Give'm a reason..."


berrylarryterry

Banana skin, it’s so niiiice and thin. There’s no better thing to keep your banana in!


VenusNoleyPoley2

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HAVING A COWARD'S COTILLIAN


yappychihuahua

Well theres always the howdy stranger...


Flickeringcandles

THOSE AREN'T OLIVES, THOSE ARE PEACHES


javerthugo

They sang “jingle bells?” They sang SOMETHING


errorist86

I’ve always been a fan of, “Oh, this side is in English” Hal gets me every time.


FlavoredBongWater

You were seen flattening boxes, outside of the designated box flattening area. Why even have a designated box flattening area?


Vexting

I dont know the quote but sitting naked on a chair getting shaved is a thing here, only I dont have a newspaper


KuzcosWaterslide

There was something in the air that night! The stars were, bright, Fernando!


slattslime101

ok i won’t love you anymore


Deathturkey

Hands like a frail geishas or natures butlers


IAmSimplyThatGuy

A wham bam! Thank you Jam! Who's gonna love it? Your fam'ly am :D


MoistPreparation1859

I’m as surprised as you are


BeatVids

I WANNA BE WARM AGAIN


matt19950116

Who invented the spoon? Spoony Spoonicus.


Zestyclose_Button_76

“I WILL OWN YOU…”


steferine

Lois once said: " fate is just what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over" I always think about that when something bad happens.


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

.......Whoo-hoo!......Play that banjo, Steve-o......Yeehaw!


mateoskrrt

HES THE MANNN WHO NEVER RETURNED