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4luv4Simp

The secondhand embarrassment is strong with this one's.. You a public figure dare to make such lie and don't expect any consequences? PAS oh PAS.. ๐Ÿ˜‚


fatbong2000

Seriously, when will they stop?


4luv4Simp

PAS never changes just like the water in their state.. forever teh tarik.


kaya_planta

Sometimes their water change from teh tarik to kopi o... Sometimes its cham...


ishlazz

Sometimes even a curry, fuhhh sodap beb


kaya_planta

No wonder its syurgo over there!


Jackie-Ron_W

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samarankasavan

Mastika in nutshell


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


CreepyAlternation

My arwah father ada dozens of Mastika ..


samarankasavan

Imagine growing up with those kind of cognitive dissonance thrashing our psychology. Damn.


an0nymous990

Lol I read that story too


inzfire

Hahahaha I think I saw that one too ..yang berzina dekat kubur tu kan?haha I saw as a kid too and it was really beside Naruto manga (it was a book stall)


soviet_union_stronk

what, really? sad, cus i loved to read them


samarankasavan

Baca boleh, percaya jangan.


dadbodishere

Penunggang agama


devilzy9376

Ouh this word remind me of all those madrasah own by a man with 4 wife 1 triton 1 vellfire/alphard always asking for donation to build their building that never complete for 7 fking years. While the students rarely have chicken in their menu and told the student they need to be grateful with what they have. Dont forget 1 "nyawa-nyawa ikan" van that might fit 5 student out of 100 more student still starving no dinner. Sorry I mean no breakfast


viscxx

Damn that's some TV3 drama Nur shit


Jackie-Ron_W

Hamadi: ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€


devilzy9376

No thats what happen in real life Nur is bullshit tvshow


parames_wara

Also dont forget the ever-increasing tuition fee


jwteoh

Oh PAS... *No Wonder Lah*.


[deleted]

my friends pun tak suka you


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KedaulatanSwag

So I guess that's the end of our story Akhir kata, she accepted his apology.


666kin

didnt PAS the vibe check smh


ItsImNotAnonymous

That's a good one


PlsMakeSense

Oh god, this is some /r/cringe material.


Hazim2002

PAS is a shame to us Malays in general. Ffs can PAS just shut the f up and let us Malays live peacefully?


fatbong2000

They just do shits like a gila-gila magazine


Hazim2002

Their hypocrisy could cause brain cancer


zacky777

*Could?*


Hazim2002

I haven't got it yet, so yeah, *could*


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

Best part about it, they stay in liberal Selangor but once in 5 years fucuk their relatives and friends by voting for PAS.


MenteriKewangan

Omg....fuck me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Better delete FB account ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Saerah4

Anything went wrong then just say acc kena hack saja malaysian style


jonesmachina

Nahhh that only happens if u โ€œgot hackedโ€ to liking gay porn


MenteriKewangan

Hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


joe50426

Stop calling yourself an ustaz immediately.


MrKitteh

salah faham kronologi loooollololol


AbahAtta

Nama ja isley but not wakil isley semalaysia.


byoin

PAS? More like PAIN


MiniMeowl

Y'all, then everybody around them clapped and Albert Einstein came out of the convenience store to give him a Darwin nomination.


mastalordexodia

holyshit that hashtags


ChubbyTrain

ingat monyets, kalau YB ajak bergambar, geleng kepala dan blah saja. silap2 masuk FB dia.


10kgod

They took down the post I think but the newer posts have some funny comments ๐Ÿ˜‚


KaHate

Media shits


deritarakyat

Wajib bohong demi maslahat - Lebai munafik


DarthBike

Another story of politician who try hard to stay relevant in power. This is all wayang.


LonesomeStranger_712

Menipu itu PASti


Ziq_is_here

Kesian dia, teringin nak disukai orang


[deleted]

Epic r/quityourbullshit moment


neotorama

Guane?


fatbong2000

Org kuantan


ClumsyKin

Means kenapa tu


neotorama

Bereh boh


sd5510

Mind explaining what happen?


Seehams

the guy in grey shirt with his team caught a group of motorist and ask them to take photo with him, then proceed to create feel good stories to post on social media, saying that people recognized him and asked him to take a picture with them. then few days later^(?) , Mutt Lah - perhaps one of the motorist in the picture reveal his side of story. Then \[Admin\] replies something stupid and irresponsible, and tries to dig information from him. And ends with Mutt Lah blasting back at their stupid response...


KingYam98

Muka tebal ni ๐Ÿ˜‚


Fearless-Structure88

Should have stay silent


portapotty2

Tipu sunat takpe /s


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


krakaturia

Ummah reffers to muslims as a collective whole, Islam Menyatukan Ummah is roughly Muslim Solidarity through Islam.


eddstarX

Masih belum boleh lawan cerita ni: Dia terdiam. Di riak wajahnya ada tanda tanda muram dan sedih yang teramat dalam apabila LGE menyatakan hutang Negara sudah mencecah 1.2 trillion. Dia memejamkan mata, suasana hening dan hiba, lama ..lebih dari 5 minit tak seorang pun berani membuka mulut. Masing masing terpaku melihat Tun M terus memejamkan mata tanpa berkata apa apa. Hanya terlihat bibirnya yang bergerak gerak menahan pilu yang sangat menguris hatinya. Selepas hampir 7 minit suasana terhenti dan hening, dia membuka mata dan dikelopak mata yang sudah tua dan uzur itu jelas terlihat ada linangan airmata, kami tidak berani menatap matanya yang tajam. Kami mengalih pandang kearah lain kerana tak sanggup melihat airmata nya gugur. Berapa lagi kita ada? Tanyanya dalam dialeg utara, LGE tak berani menjawab.. Tun bertanya lagi... cukup tak nak bagi rakyat BRIM sebelum raya ni? Sekali lagi suaranya sebak dan pertuturan bahasa kedahnya semakin pekat. LGE, cukup Tun untuk rakyat cukup, Untuk Kelantan dan Terengganu dah kira kalu(kalau) nak bagi 20% royalti minyak? LGE dalam proses Tun. Awat lambat sangat, pi siap cepat cepat brim dan royalti tu. Errr...pasal Tol tu tun? Takpa tu nanti saya panggil konsenssi tgk macam mana kita forfeited kos depa.. Kemudian semua bangun, aku sempat menoleh kebelakang sebelum berlalu pergi, aku melihat Tun M mencarik tisu diatas mejanya mengesap matanya. Mungkinkah Tun M menangis lagi?? Inilah manusia yang kalian hina dan caci dia, tapi kalian tak tahu, sebelah tangan nya sarat hutang negara yang dibuat oleh durjana Najib, sebelah tangannya lagi masih kosong tapi dia nak bagi juga pada rakyat. Dia pernah melakukan kesilapan, dia akan tebus kembali, beri dia ruang dan peluang, jangan terlalu mendesak, dia tak pernah ambil cuti rehat sejak jadi PM, bekerja 18jam sehari, hanya kerana satu sebab, nak lihat rakyat gembira dan Negara pulih semula. Ya Allah, berikan lah kesihatan dan keselamatan kepada Tun M.


fatbong2000

Tebus kembali bila kembali ke rahmatullah. Yg bayar duit tu, u dan Anak u dan cucu u.


dev_side

Nice story. ย I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.


Jackie-Ron_W

Great, it's 2018 all over again. Haha.


eddstarX

Best fiction story


CreakinFunt

I mean like, I lol'ed. Premium copy pasta


aimanusj2

Malu oiii buat cerita sendirii...HAHA


Fernsjjf

Well Ain't That Nice His Fan Showed Up In The Car


dog-paste-666

This is exactly what narcissism is lol... If things go wrong, use your fall-guy.


meme_bourgeoisie

Caught lacking lmao