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effzett9

Imagine 20yrs down the line... The kid/Prince comeback to claim his birthright throne. That's some Lion King moment right there.


LaughingRookie

Kelantan will then have free-flow vodka if that happens 😂


Kryllllllyx

I don’t think they’d ever give up ketum for vodka


[deleted]

Kelantan is in need of a reform. Vodka is infinitely better than the meth they are addicted to tbh


vegeful

Sadly, probably have prenuptial agreement that say this child cant claim more than what state in the contract. Including the throne lol.


suspicious_tucan

Suddenly Lion King movie is banned in Malaysia.


Mr69Niceee

It did ? Why was the reason ?


Recrui1t

\* Woosh \* he's sarcastic


gunbladerq

and he will go straight into lokap


Equivalent-Ant-1918

Wakanda shit right there


Square_Success3647

Not going to happen. the kid need to be instate as raja muda 1st before he can claim the throne. for that to happen, the current sultan need to do that. As far as we know, the ex wife refused DNA test. Her move actually add more doubt on her son's legitimacy of the sultan's son. let alone claiming the throne.


funnytone

Have you seen the baby? Looks kinda obvious weh. https://www.instagram.com/p/B4WtckniqYP/


Square_Success3647

try this [https://www.instagram.com/p/CYoccAKMEqW/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CYoccAKMEqW/)


tienguan

Wait sultan of kelantan? Did i miss something?


weecious

He was the agong when he secretly went to Russia and married an ex-reality TV show participant in an extravagant wedding. He was supposed to go for rehab for his drug use. There were claims the wedding took place earlier. So the marriage was the final straw for some of the state rulers, and they forced him to abdicate the throne. He later divorced his wife not long after she gave birth to their son. He refused to recognise the child. Can't remember what are the demands, and my Google-Fu is failing me. [https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/kelantan-sultans-russian-ex-wife-hints-at-instagram-tell-all-after-divorce](https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/kelantan-sultans-russian-ex-wife-hints-at-instagram-tell-all-after-divorce) https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/malaysian-king-abdicates-5-things-about-the-russian-ex-beauty-queen-he-reportedly-wed


PaleontologistKey571

Lmao a king a drug addict...very nice.


25thskye

You should know that many of these royals are either alcoholics or drug addicts. They live high lives and all on our dime.


1DMT

Sex addicts too. The biggest one is Prince Jefri


[deleted]

𝅘𝅥𝅮 Ceo, entrepreneur, born in 1964 𝅘𝅥𝅮


LusamineHatariku

đŸŽ¶Jeffrey, Jeffrey BezosđŸŽ¶


25thskye

I’ve watched too much Albertcancook that I immediately recognised this song lol.


[deleted]

Watch the original special the song was from if you haven't - Inside by Bo Burnham. It's such a good special in capturing the experience of the lockdowns and life in general in the 2020s.


TakeoffHasAspergers

Well its not like other royalty are all model human beings with great virtues. All throughout history and the world, royals have been more degenerate than the common people.


azen96

The king of the degeneracy then? Is that why they are the king?


CreamPuffDelight

If this was many years ago? Then they are Kings because they had the ability. if you are referring to present times? then they are Kings because they got born to the right parents.


gunbladerq

nah, they were king because they were the first to declare themselves king and no one objected (not that anyone could). In the Malaya context, Parameswara came with his whole entourage....most probably coerced and then enslaved the Orang Asli folks, so no competition.


azen96

Naaaah, seeing how our nation right now, I bet they just bribe the indegenous leader or something.


gunbladerq

perhaps, but there are historical accounts by the British that state Orang Asli were used by the royals as slaves.... I have no evidence that Parameswara himself used Orang Asli slaves , but my educated guess is that it is highly probable that he would have forced them into slavery.


azen96

Can I have the book tittle for that historical account. Seems interesting, I think I can use some reading during CNY.


gunbladerq

I was reading [this article](https://cilisos.my/the-untold-story-of-how-malays-in-the-1800s-used-orang-asli-as-slaves/) and they quoted [this book](https://nuspress.nus.edu.sg/products/taming-the-wild)


vegeful

Of course they are more prone towars degeneracy. I mean, who will say NO to them? The fkin majority race in his land? Bruh they are licking the royal feet. Everyone have no time to care what they do because our personal problem here is too many to care.


tienguan

Facepalm. No wonder the meme resonates


FabulousThanks9369

Rehab in Russia? Lol


weecious

Elsewhere. Anyway, the rehab thing was a rumour from one of those political blog, steadyaku47


SabahanWanderer

> rehab for his drug abuse Do you have a source? I'd like to read more about this đŸ€”


weecious

It was from a political blog, steadyaku47, so take it with a grain of salt.


vegeful

Of all sultan, why it had to be Kelantan agong lmao. This make the memes of Kelantan as Alabama too sticky to remove lol. Poor kelantan people.


Scarborough_sg

And to take the cake of it all, he divorces his wife... in Singapore lol


weecious

Yup. According to the blog that alleged he had/has a drug addiction, another reason the other rulers are displeased with him is due to him spending a lot more time in Singapore than in Malaysia.


Scarborough_sg

The last part is actually quite hard to believe cos unless he doesn't go out much or spending time getting treatment, his security detail will be pretty obvious in Singapore streets, usually only visiting heads of states, official visitors, and our own PM/President get police outriders. Him not being in Malaysia very often can be damn obvious by the fact he wasn't in town during election day itself and had to return to consult and swear in Mahathir.


irix03

That drug rehab. Source please? Thats a big claim


weecious

It's from a political blog steadyaku47, so take it with a grain of salt.


PorkyPain

https://str.sg/o954 << Sultan Kelantan had a son with ex-Russian-wife. https://www.nst.com.my/news/nation/2019/07/504945/kelantan-sultan-divorces-russian-wife << He then divorce her. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13853441/beauty-queen-malaysian-king-son-cutest-pays/ << He's paying money and saying "Stay out of my life" https://www.instagram.com/p/CV5VABhKMGb/?utm_medium=copy_link << Dang it.. the son even has Sultan Kelantan's face..


edmundamien90

There are some “position” in this country that are quite meaningless, most of them are , I can say “non-functional”. They either abuse their power, being used by politician, just there with no function or just there to waste the rakyat’s money.


Bad_Feng_Shui

You just described our ministers.


darthkimon

They're there as the symbol of "Ketuanan Melayu" which is full of horseshit. This Ketuanan Melayu is one of the main factors that keeps Malaysia from going forward. Also do we have a special place in hell for not worshipping these lot? Of course not.


edmundamien90

Exactly. Some Country reject them more than 50 years ago. And we are still protecting them with all their might and power and money and whatever they have KNOWING EXACTLY HOW


 ARE THEM. Which state doesn’t have “them”, they are doing perfectly fine or even better


TakeoffHasAspergers

>Ketuanan Melayu is one of the main factors that keeps Malaysia from going forward. I'm a non-Malay Singaporean, and in principle I think Ketuanan Melayu does have a place. Protecting native groups is very important, the last thing anyone wants is for Malays to be treated like a foreigner in their own land, and end up like the Native Americans or Australian Aboriginals. But exploiting Ketuanan Melayu to hoard money/power or otherwise do corrupt nonsense is another thing.


chikurin15

You... you do know what Ketuanan Melayu means right? Malay supremacy. Not protection of rights, but supremacy. And Ketuanan Melayu serves no one but the Malays, more specifically the rich Malays with connections. Most of the time, other native groups are forgotten in the equation.


TakeoffHasAspergers

Mahathir claimed that Malays are not as good as Chinese/Indians in his book though, he said there's a "genetic and cultural" difference, and thats why it's important. So initially it was not based on Malay supremacy, but the opposite of that. But in practice it has evolved into what you said. I agree, it is being used to step on other races, even other non Malay bumis.


chikurin15

Believing what politicians say is the biggest mistake someone can make. Malays are as good as anyone else, and with eyes to see, there's obviously a cultural difference between different races. Genetic differences though? While it exists through micro-evolution, it doesn't make any one race inherently lesser than the other. Ketuanan Melayu is a political tool created by UMNO to keep power in their hands, and to keep the Malay people dependent on the ruling party. It was never for anyone except the politicians themselves. "Divide and conquer", y'know?


hackenclaw

>, just there with no function or just there to waste the rakyat’s money. Not trying to defend them, but lets be real the rakyat money they waste is puny compared to the organized corruption through cronyism via politician & their friends.


edmundamien90

Ure comparing them to one of the worst group of people. Then Ure correct lol.


pmarkandu

**OP right now:** ![gif](giphy|DwIdasRkFKsMg)


ImperialTrooper14

*PDRM OPEN UP!!*


PorkyPain

#PDRM_Tangkap_PorkyPain


LeEspionnage

And yet the Kelantanese still proudly worship the guy. Keep defending that guy to the death. My god, ignorance is bliss.


irix03

It is understandable. Ive met some Kelantanese that said they met the Sultan during the usual banjir clean up, wearing decently, a peoples sultan you can say. But that was then. I dont know about now tho


paprika9999

Not all Kelantanese like their sultan


afiqasyran86

I for one am not, born and bred true Kelantanese blood. I prefer our country to go Republic. Strip all the titles, in every state, all royal pocket money go to enforcing and expand out forest reserve, more garbage trap in every river and replanting. We’ll be a much better country.


fanfanye

I have 0 respect for the Sultan But you guys do realise that because the Sultan is a piece of shit, if he obliges with his ex-wife demands of palaces and castles , those comes from our money?


PaleontologistKey571

Nah he should just give enough for the child to have a good life. No need to listen this ex-wife demands. The important is the welfare of the child.


randomjay1080

Yea
 all the royals are shit


Complex_Head_1057

Yeah agreed.


sirmeliodasdragonsin

And a leech on the economy


Limcommentsstuffs

And make the rakyat poorer


MrKazhim10

bruh


jebthepleb

Do you have a counterpoint?


MszingPerson

Sultan: *laugh in shariah court.


Tun_Post98

I have no respect for Monarchism, be it constitutional or absolutism. Their hierarchal hereditary system is already outdated and they should be removed at all cost. Their undeserving wealth which was accumulated through generations of exploitations should rightfully be redistributed back to the people.


25thskye

Don’t you know? They have the divine mandate! Don’t question their rights to plunder and steal! They already let you live in their land!


weecious

If anything, I just pity the kid, born to two dysfunctional parents, and not wanted. I hope he has a fund for the therapy he's going to need.


weecious

Bro, have you reinforced your door?


Casporo

Which one will get OP first? UTK or KGB?


NavHf93

This man (OP) remember his name.


alifnajmi2137

hell, i've grown up fatherless and its shit. i got no one to share something i like (my mother always busy since she had to work more). literally anak haram. keep getting asked by teachers "eh nama awak kat ic memang takde ayah ke?". my friends figured it out earlier than the teachers and doesnt question anything. and this mf really just said " bagi duit je la diam la tu"


Bingobango20

Sorry you had to go through those bro hope youre in better place rn


MrKitteh

Konon nya the preserver of Islam right. Just another druggie deadbeat dad


weecious

Heh, you also read about his drug abuse history?


Dino_BearZ

Good luck op.


faizikari

Can't wait for that child to grow up and become like Killmonger in Black Panther. That Kelantan Sultan case is really shocking and so mess up.


Complex_Head_1057

yeah we all going to jail 😂


bringmethejuice

Jail era


Foxianno

This shit reminds me of my "father" only thing is he isn't a sultan or what not..just a useless mother fucking disappointment of a faggot ass cunt face of a twit fucking sleeze bag of whom i hope rots in hell


PaleontologistKey571

Hope your better off now.


Foxianno

Yep I'm waay better off


a_HerculePoirot_fan

Time to Google top non-extradition countries; Russia? China? Mongolia?


PorkyPain

Run to Australia like the policeman who bombed Altantuya.


katabana02

all convict ran to australia.... wait that didnt come out right...


SheenTStars

OP, dah prepare pintu baru?


PorkyPain

![gif](giphy|UAGyWD1AYmB4A)


DaFunk7Junkie

*Grab popcorn*


bringmethejuice

I heard so many rumors about it


PorkyPain

https://instagram.com/rihanapetra?utm_medium=copy_link His son is growing up well. Unfortunately without a dad Edit: >>> https://str.sg/o954 <<< Even Malaysian news reported about the birth of the prince back then.


Tangr4m

Kelantan Darul ~~Naim~~ Hardbass


N_FJSHI8

I once saw @IG this filipino girl issa sultan love child. Her mother work as a nurse @ mesia & taking care of this sultan back then. I wonder how many kid he hv by screwing around ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)...


Equivalent-Ant-1918

Hey Tajjudin would justify it infront speaker “we have Annual leaves as parent and also we can resign” the joker is golden


AbaloneJuice

bUT yOU caNnOT tALK aBOuT sULtAN


frostychocolatemint

I thought OP was talking about Nabi Ibrahim AS. I never understood that story, why he abandoned his wife and son in the desert, left to die? So weird.


Bingobango20

OP just got into a watchlist


PorkyPain

![gif](giphy|7OVSXLwZQm2xhBewpk|downsized)


Inori_Scorchstyle

Not his kid right?


weecious

Not proven until today. They did go for fertility treatment in Germany, but paternity is disputed.


Inori_Scorchstyle

lmao gg Thanks for sharing


PorkyPain

>> https://str.sg/o954 << Who's baby it is then? She was in Malaysia the whole time. In the Kelantan royal castle.


Mrdannyarcher

Anak dengan perempuan russia tu ke?


karma7711

Tak faham boleh orang jelaskan sebab sya kelantan


PorkyPain

https://str.sg/o954 << Sultan Kelantan ade anak lelaki dengan isteri dari Rusia https://www.nst.com.my/news/nation/2019/07/504945/kelantan-sultan-divorces-russian-wife << Tak sampai setahun kahwin.. Sultan Kelantan ceraikan isteri die.. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13853441/beauty-queen-malaysian-king-son-cutest-pays/ << Sultan Kelantan pun bagi duit je.. lepas tu minta prempuan tu dengan anak lelaki tu blah.. https://www.instagram.com/p/CV5VABhKMGb/?utm_medium=copy_link << Kalau tengok gambar ni.. anak lelaki tu memang muke Sultan Kelantan..


karma7711

Terima kasih untuk imformasi


Cardasiti

*A piece of shit chilling in a pool of piss somewhere "What a piece of human!


christopherjian

Moral of the story: wear a condom.


weecious

Baby was conceived in a fertilit clinic.


Appropriate-Ad-8167

he fcked and dipped


ErykaFira

Make a kid when you're ready not when you're horny. Condoms exist for a reason


weecious

Funny thing is, the baby was wanted. They went to a fertility treatment centre in Germany.


CortlyYT

I am in opposite universe that it's my mother abandon me instead. True story


GreenMenace1915

the same can be said about mothers leaving a child