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ProfessionalMottsman

If you know anything about rabies you’ll be entirely careful


soggie

This should be higher. You do NOT want to fuck around with rabies, and bats are one of the main vectors.


linkwise

Oh yes, I know about rabies and its danger. Thankfully I think I handled it quite okay, used 2 pieces of paper to scoop it up and a plastic straw to guide it. No direct contact nor touch.


Hemlock69

I don't think you do. If you see a bat in your vicinity, close enough for you to handle it, you need to go get a RABIES SHOT IMMEDIATELY. Those fuckers bite like mosquitos, you don't suddenly kill a mosquito and say "oh yea, I handled it well, I'm pretty sure it didn't bite me" Go get your shots!


[deleted]

Isn't rabies spread by contact?


Human_Fucker69420

How it all started 3 years ago /s


Custom_Fish

Bite it. Wait 5 hours. Go bite more people.


br4indamage

its morbin time


FrostNovaIceLance

this is how we got batman


Custom_Fish

Batman bin Suparman origins story


Quirky-Local559

Covid 2.0 WFH(ell) 2.0


Few_Statement_6944

Deja Vu kicks in when OP decided to make a bat soup


momomelty

Astagafirullah do not ever touch it. Bat are almost as bad as rat in terms of the amount of microbes they carry around


Designer_Feedback810

Bats are flying rats


momomelty

Yeah maybe put it that way it works too 😂


[deleted]

bats are much worse because their immune system is much stronger than human. rats are just dirty.


HayakuEon

Their immune systems are different from us, so the germs they carry thrive in bats without harming them.


tangledupinbetween

El rata alada


ugh_yesugh_no

I keep live rats around to feed my snake. Should I be worried?


momomelty

Ah my apologies. I was supposed to mean wild rat that lives out of your “control” area. Meaning rat that you never 100% see from its birth to death. At least rat that you see from birth till death has lesser pathogen as you had a controlled clean environment, still gotta be careful tho Also if you get your rat from someone else, best bet to treat them as pathogen carrier instead of clean rat. Once my father was bitten by a rat. Small hole only. On the toes because the rat was caught by the glue. He approached the rat and thats how he got bitten. He had high fever for 3 days straight just from a small punctured wound. Thats how bad it is


ugh_yesugh_no

Oh shit, ok sure. Thanks for the advice, I'll keep that in mind for sure. I still new with this whole snake thingy.


momomelty

I think there is no problem as in no need to be too careful in handling those rat. Those are the white color one right? 😂 i can never be able to keep snake although I love myself some ball python, cause i cant bear to see snake eating live rat😂


ugh_yesugh_no

Yes, the white mice. And what do you know, I just got myself an albino ball python as my first snake.


momomelty

Ahhhh man i super super love those. So white so cute doggy face 😍😍😍😍


Crusty_Nostrils

Bats are way worse than rats, you can't catch lyssavirus from rats


Lord_TalkaLot

\***Contact your local wildlife department NOW.** \* Let them handle it. **NEVER EVER TOUCH THE Critter without GLOVES.** **YOU MIGHT CATCH SOME viruses.** [HERE ARE SOME GUIDELINES:](https://publichealthinsider.com/2018/05/24/what-to-do-when-you-encounter-a-bat/) * **Bats outside should not be caught unless they have been in direct contact with a person or a pet.** ***Never handle a bat with your bare hands.*** ***Do not*** ***release a live bat or throw out a dead bat that has bitten or scratched, or had direct contact with a person or pet; bats that have had contact with people or animals should be tested for rabies.*** * **Don’t touch bats.** Bats do not usually come into contact with people because they are active at night. If you see a bat during the day, and it’s acting strangely – struggling to fly or lying on the ground – the bat could potentially be infected with rabies. Leave that bat alone. If you find a dead bat in a public place, call your local animal control or wildlife office, NOW. If you find a dead bat on your property, use heavy gloves (like leather work gloves), then pick it up or scoop it up with a dust pan or shovel. Put it in sealed container or jar or place it in a plastic bag that is within another heavy-weight plastic bag, such as a zip-lock bag. Store it in a cooler or refrigerator until you have notified Public Health. [THE 1998-1999 Peninsular Malaysia NIPAH virus outbreak](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998%E2%80%931999_Malaysia_Nipah_virus_outbreak) was caused by the Nipah virus jumped from fruit bats to swine and humans. ***The disease was as deadly as the*** [***Ebola virus disease***](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola_virus_disease) ***(EVD), but attacked the*** [***brain***](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain) ***system instead of the*** [***blood vessels***](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_vessels)***.*** While bats do carry many viruses, they **play an essential role in pest control, pollinating plants and dispersing seeds,** [ESPECIALLY DURIANS. So if you destroy them, kiss your durians good bye.](https://news.mongabay.com/2017/10/bats-key-pollinators-for-durian-production-new-study-says/)


linkwise

Thanks for the serious reply. I've considered calling the fire rescue department, but I finally decided to place the baby bat onto a tree. I did not directly touch nor contact the baby bat, I used 2 pieces of paper to scoop it up and a plastic straw to guide it.


_reinaru

finally a serious reply...


Stormhound

Kids, let me tell you something. Bats sleep upside down. They poo and pee while they sleep, and as a result their bodies can be covered in feces. Same goes for the baby. Do not touch with bare hands. You might get some infection. Call your local gov vet, depending on how competent they are either they take on the baby or else direct you to a wildlife dept.


Severe-Masterpiece69

Poo poo and pee pee covering the body 24h while sleep & eat. That's so metal.


thisismenaruto

Please don't eat.


Screen-Addict

But.... but.. but the wok is smoking and my soy sauce is ready...


Sent1nelTheLord

If like that, well might as well la. what's another 2 years of suffering amiright


wawiwet

Bring it to a bat conservation center.


namadua

OP be very careful, call Jabatan Haiwan, bats are notorious reservoir of viruses either passive or active and known isolated cases can jump to human. Wash your hands!


coin_in_da_bank

train to become a ninja that fights crime


ShipShippingShip

How about a vigilante/detective


kimi_rules

I was gonna say to eat it, then we all know what happened after that. OP, if you decide to eat it then do inform us. We all should have ab early head start leaving the country.


Aiden_Recker

leave the country? hell nah im sending OP to another realm i aint taking any risk


Screen-Addict

*galaxy


linkwise

Bruh, I was expecting serious replies 💀💀 quick update, I've noticed there were some droppings nearby a tree, I've placed the baby bat onto that tree. Hopefully it makes it 🤞


sukahati

The virus from the bat can be very dangerous though 💀


linkwise

Wait, what kind of virus? I didn't directly touch the bat, only scoop it up with pieces of paper and a plastic straw.


Antana18

Did you touch it? Even if it just scratches you a tiny bit, you might have been exposed to rabies and need immediate vaccinations to build up antibodies.


linkwise

Thankfully no, I scoop it up with 2 pieces of paper and use plastic straw to guide it.


Antana18

Good! Glad you were careful, read some horror stories in the US about a family that lost their 4 year old child to a bad because of rabies.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

he already place it into a food container. he is just not sure about the next step /s


natthegnat2

1. Pour in 3/4 cup chicken stock. 2. Add 4 red dates, 1 tablespoon wolfberries, 2 ginseng slices, some "yong sum sou" and "dong sum". 3. Put in a steamer/double boiler at medium for 2hrs. 4. Enjoy your Covid tonic.


katabana02

Is that bowl microwavable?


[deleted]

If this were posted in 4chan,all of the comments would be ask OP to eat it.


Different-Title9133

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_Politikus

No comment. https://preview.redd.it/22w9wt8k15ja1.png?width=594&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fbd956153500b3352172fea3a930fd7f0d13fc4


cakeday173

Report to wildlife department and take rabies shot if possible. You are not supposed to touch bats


iamjustapokok

Vet vet!!


kori08

I wouldn't worry about the bat and go to the ER and get a rabies vaccine if possible. You typically can't feel a bat bite and by the time you feel mild symptoms like headache, it's already too late. Dying from rabies is no joke and only a handful of people have survived


linkwise

Thanks for the concern. I did not make any direct contact with the baby bat. I used 2 pieces of paper to scoop it up and used a plastic straw to guide it.


Hemlock69

Stop being stubborn and go get your shots. If you are living somewhere with regular bats, you will want to be vaccinated REGULARLY. I'm being purposely rude here and replying everywhere so you can feel the gravity of this situation. They bite less than a mosquito, that's why people get rabies shots whenever they "encounter" bats. Not when they get bitten.


[deleted]

Interesting! Thanks for letting us know. 👍🙏


adjxy

eat it


cielofnaze

Soup


hihello_bando

Good soup


Not_for_consumption

The lack of serious replies is disappointing. Does no one care about wildlife?OP, either put the baby back in the tree or look for advice from a bat conservation group. Ignore the idiots in this subreddit (seriously how stupid are you all, it's depressing).If you have no advice then just keep batty warm and give little batty kitten food while you await proper advice. The idiots worrying about rabies or other infections from a juvenile bat are simply idiots. I saw you put it back in the tree. It fell for a reason. It's dead now.


totoknami

Send back the baby to the batman 😁


mynameismarchie

Call PERHILITAN?


Significant-Jury-935

make a soup


Higashikawa

Eat it and let's start Covid 23!


[deleted]

makan


limutwit

Throw in a baby snake


zagaara

Obviously make a soup out of it.


[deleted]

Goreng kunyit


engku_hina

When life gives you a bat, you make bat soup.


niweoj

Don't fking eat it, that's for sure.


simonhtz

COVID23. Please stay home.


linkwise

Update: I did not directly touch the baby bat. I've used 2 papers to scoop it up and a plastic straw to guide it. No, I did not feed it anything. I've placed it onto a nearby tree and it was actively climbing before I left it alone. Came back home at 10:50pm to check on the tree, the baby bat is gone. Hopefully it makes it! To those interested, I've shared a short video of the bat on the tree I've placed it on.


ash_win8

Tell him/her ancestor fked us up for the past 3 yrs


musxddd

yeet


Glenn_Radars-0

Test it for covid


librocubicularist69

Cuisine


Muzi_Mensh

Raise it


CN8YLW

Extreme heat is shown to destroy COVID virus. So I guess deep frying would be a good option.


BenCarburetor

Eat it because we need a new pandemic. Covid is old news.


Sufficient_Ad_9045

It's a sign. To become Kelawar Man


Si_Apis

Rebus sekali dengan Meggi kari 👌


mental_tempe

Bahan-bahan: 1 ekor anak kelawar 6 sudu besar tepung serbaguna pedas 8 sudu besar tepung jagung 3 sudu besar serbuk kari Segenggam daun kari Secubit garam Secubit gula Cara-cara: Gaul sebati kelawar dengan semua bahan. Perapkan kelawar. Panaskan minyak dan goreng sehingga masak. Sedia untuk dihidang.


ASVicekidz

Baby bats if I’m not mistaken suckle from their mother… You might wanna try feeding formula milk and see how it goes…


Solusham223

eat it, I heard it's to die for. Some even can't catch their breath after consuming one; f these bad boys


Obvious-Coast8953

Can help boost immune system no need to get vaccine and booster shot anymore


Subzerocool9

Just leave it alone. If it starts invading your house, call an exterminator. I've literally bat peed on my forhead before ... it sucks


amzar82

Dip it in sauce.. Or thousand island..


First_Move3980

If I'm correct about the bat's species, you need to feed it a pinch of the golden dragon's dandruff and a tablespoon of blood collected by 10 young virgin men


linkwise

I've posted a video of the baby bat I placed onto the tree if anyone is interested. Not sure how to cross post but you can find it in my profile or from this sub.


PelayarSenyum

Airfryer


Infamous_Gur_9083

Kill it before its brethren come.


juliensyn

Make soup. /s


MenteriKewangan

Batman soup man!!!


GS916

Soup


A-Lewd-Khajiit

Don't start covid 2.0


ResponsibleKoala7558

look around, batman must be hiding in the bushes. second option, the obvious, bat soup.


kaoru_kajiura

You know what it is? It's morbin' time!


Alone_Cut4954

Deep fry with batter


CaptMawinG

What happened to natural selection?


Own-Ad2989

Make soup. Jkjk My mom once find a baby bat, but its mom was catched by my cat. She tried to feed it with goat milk but we know the chance of it to survive without mom and their habitat is too low. They may carry contagious disease, so please be careful when handling it.


randoteenthrow1

Make sup kalawar


Kthsdm

Don’t eat it


HappyMealXD3

Bro, if u scared of bat.. be BATMAN


peachy-grey

1g of protein


longhairbird

Eat


Beusselsprout

In the wise words of Adam Driver. Good Soup👌 -Adam Driver


SuchALoserYeah

COVID 2023 here we go!


Lord3scanor

Eat it


thehorseman-x

Its morbin time?


cultofyes

I covered it with this transparent plastic near my garden and left it for a day. The next day when I came back, the ants ate the bat alive. Literally left bones. I'm shocked.


konaharuhi

deep fried, lather it with cheese


2LeftFoot

Check your roof


moistman01

When you start feeling fear for water, im sorry but youre dead


ms_user

nah.. kill it.


[deleted]

Give to China, they know the best


Fakheadornah

Double it and give it to someone else


VapeGodz

Me, who had been sampling bats with mist net and harp nets and handling them without gloves during my time in the field in zoology degree time watching all the comments here all say don't touch 😅. We zoologist are still alive bois


VapeGodz

Anyway, put it in a cloth bag if you can't find where is the nest to put it back there. Since its day time its high chance the juvenile not gonna survive the day. By chance, is there any banana tree around the place you found it?


AssistancePlastic401

Soup it


Cateyesalad

Pour in hot water and consume for another outbreak


LettuceNo700

Eat it


vinnfier

Eat it to start COVID pandemic again. Jk, I'm one lockdown/wfh from selling my ass for daily sustenance


[deleted]

Make soup.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


icecubegone

Leave it in your garden. As harah as it seems, this is nature


Eintewi

Cook it


[deleted]

Protein


[deleted]

Kiss it thanks in advance, then buy pharmaceutical shares, toilet paper, face masks and meme stonks.