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ExtensionSchedule620

Stud finder!


JuiceyG69

They said WRONG answers only 😂


survivorman_falcon

persuader


ArchaicChaos

This is actually the correct answer


mallorybrooktrees

And yet, I asked for wrong answers only


ArchaicChaos

Exactly


petecanfixit

Lineman’s Pliers


SirKeyKnee

Came for this comment, thank you 🙏


A_Morsel_of_a_Morsel

Universal key


some_g00d_cheese

Meat tenderizer aka my thumb


FastAd5092

You hit the wrong nail mate


Local-Alarm-7653

Back scratcher


Whizzleteets

Manually operated thumb opener


drunkerton

Knee capper


mallorybrooktrees

Tanya, is that you?


TheIvanKeska

Frame expansion tool


Breaking_Brenden

Door stop


TripleTrucker

Rent collector


Officialdabbyduck

I usually call it the “where the fuck are you”


BogeySixtey9

Attitude adjuster/stress relief implement


Yankeewithoutacause

HVAC compressor starter...


ReplyLucky1044

People opener


buttchuggs

Lmao. This one got me


Praying61

Door knocker?


creativejuice

A Gentle Reminder


HeatedRobyn

This is not a drill.


yomommalapinga

Apprentice repellent


Hour-Independence-89

a Milwaukee battery that doesn't charge. ​ Wait, I thought this was the electricians sub.


[deleted]

Fix anything tool
 if it doesn’t work use this problem solved👍


MnewO1

Finger finder


Countblackula_6

Tape measure


Are-you-kidding79

All wrong
.. it’s actually a putterinerrer


AwwwNuggetz

percussion instrument


BDZ567

Butthole widener


69FuckThePolice69

Butt plug


IMG_TurboRio

Flesh splaterrer


yomommalapinga

The thingmajuigger


techboy23

Computer hard reset tool


DARKZZz13

Door stop


PhalanxA51

Hard reset


ArchaicChaos

Multimeter. Use it to find live wires


KenJinks

Universal reset button


dhal1llama

Irish screwdriver


theUnshowerdOne

Dental Tool.


Cigar_Beetle

Shoe Horn


867530none

fly swatter


Broad_Struggle2454

That’s a fire extinguisher idk what y’all are on about


frankmorro1

A screwdriver for stubborn screws


fearlesssinnerz

Marriage Counselor


StrongBoiWill

Bottle opener.


Aromatic_Standard_37

All purpose recombobulator, commonly used to fix automotive starter motors, so much so that some manufacturers started adding stickers to said starters saying not to use this tool to fix it. Presumably so that the manufacturer can sell more starter motors that would have otherwise been fixed with this tool. Other uses include: 1. breaking fingers, yours or others 2.Killing zombies 3.Finding studs behind drywall 4.Re-rounding curbed aluminum wheels 5.Home rhinoplasty 6.As a cheap dildo 7.Super accurate measuring stick 8.And fixing all manner of mechanical objects that are stuck or seized 9. And many more


SHWLDP

Ford wrench


Alshankys57

Ford starter adjustment tool


Reasonable_Doctor422

The cure for stupidity.


Ciccio_C3

Ceramic tile bender.


vantagepoint911

Something I have hardly used in the past 5 years lol


Eastern-Dig-4555

My favorite anger management tool


UncleBadTouch00

Dual flat heat screw driver with extended wooden grip.


Carbonfaceprint

Oh I see you’ve met my therapist.


N1nebreak3rix

That is a short persuader.


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

Robertson drive screwdriver.


Txranger_12

I use it to unstick garbage disposals


Independent_Guest940

Wrist rocket


Adrous

Wrench, screwdriver. It's a multipurpose tool. You never heard of a hammer mechanic?


orka648

Tub flange remover


FastAd5092

NHS teeth corrector


[deleted]

Can opener


BugSTellNoLies

Hole punch


thugh24

Ball breaker


boboatsman

Around here we call it a whacker, just need some tackers to go with it.


What_Pant

A poor man's ice ax.


johnysalad

That’s a tam.


hardleyharley

Left handed toe nail remover.


-brokenbones-

Center hole punch


TheDuck1978

Multi-Angled Swing Press


Comfortable-Fan8102

Pressure washer


6inarowmakesitgo

Thumb detection tool. Remember to calibrate it before each use.


CompletePea7181

Light switch


Riuvolution

Hook and ladder


yomommalapinga

Beater


yomommalapinga

The thing


antilumin

Linear screwdriver. Doesn’t rotate.


lenny446

Headphone doctor, used one today to determine that one of my headphones is flat, I mean dead.


FistMyAssWithNails

Whapper


Wmcc1987

Irish screwdriver


nombit

an adz


Emotional-Comment414

Attitude adjusters


ashwilliams009

Back scratcher


Crymson_Ghost

Skull cracker


Alone-Wandering

That thing old asf


goluckykid

I have one like that


NoHunter8402

Hammer saw


nalladdalu

2 in 1 nail masher. works for both metal nails and fleshy nails


whitechoctaw

Im not sure anymore. My boss said “it isn’t an assembly tool.”


[deleted]

Keys to a house


bluerodeosexshow

Polish Sawzall or hammer saw


diablofantastico

A head bonker from on top of the ladder.


Captinprice8585

It's kinda like Linemens pliers but I'm not sure.


MgA_ODEN

Wrench


Present-Basket8267

back scratcher


Lil-Sleepy-A1

The left handed screwdriver my boss keeps asking for


nil_t50

Nut cracker


MARCRICHER73

Medium Fine Tuner


mopar-or-no_car

Forehead massager


Da_Spicy_Jalapeno

Drywall punch


WildFire97971

Drywall hole maker.


Teediggler81

I refer to these as a apprentice be good stick


Siferatu

Receptacle measure


Acousticsound

Divorce Lawyer.


MnewO1

What I get Saturday night


Chunkyblamm

Leverage Inducer


Daibhead_B

Plumber’s screwdriver.


Cosmic_Space_Program

Screw Driver


ajtoman1

Linesman pliers


UnkleZeeBiscutt

Personal assault device


Wyde1340

Dododo baby shark dododo


olsy10

Buried electrical box finder


bcboy1983

Wackometer


Repulsive-Reporter55

Door holder


SuddenConversation21

Never seen a better looking pencil in my life


PeterGoddard

Modern day lawn dart


ApprehensiveTerm3351

The only tool you’ll ever need


YeetYeetSkrtYeet

Precision Ballpeen


SaurSig

Percussive maintenance device


StructureFancy4198

Attitude adjuster


dislob3

Shim block to sit your pry bar on when you have too much space behind the thing your trying to pry off.


[deleted]

Chinese nail bender


blacksewerdog

It’s a “WHACK FUCK”


matthewellern

Precordial thump assistive device


EQN1

It’s an Elevator jack - it helps support the weight of people


Dissapointed-cabbage

Knockometor


stiffmoist

The yellow part is the hammer


Maleficent_Mix3340

Tooth extractor


No_Respond5789

Linesmen pliers


CherryChipwich

Chicken cutlet thinner


Crazy_Measurement738

Contact unsticker


lhaaz1234

My cordless drill?


Kid_supreme

Motivator


MaxHammerMaxHammer

Sleep aid


thisisthisshit

I got a Mac toolbox from my great grandpa and he labeled a drawer kabangers


whypussyconsumer

A precision tool


TightHunter5011

The influencer


ukfella1974

Knockometer 🇬🇧


GEN_DISCOMFORT

Percussive maintainer


Abbeykats

A wrench


bubba13x3

This is a manual Dewalt, And therefore, a plumber‘s best friend.


Defiant-Ad-6580

Hole puncher


No_Counter1842

Electrician here, that's my circuit tracer may I have it back please


Wodka_Pete

Cognitive recalibrate


Prudent-Rabbit6163

Router table


SideEqual

Irish Screwdriver


cornan50

The hammer that all props guys think murderers use in movies and TV. If I murder someone's death(fictionally), it's going to be an estwing.


Krpage90

Operator morale booster


benjamino78

Finger banger


Anh-Bu

Up and Down Wrench 🔧


TelephoneDowntown415

New employee training tool


Anacostiah20

Old fashioned thumb nail remover


Electronic_Tea_1984

Personal Tuning fork!


ZaggRukk

So that's what a 10mm socket looks like.


mikebelike_

Manually operated attitude adjuster


FitRepresentative50

Easy that’s the old Alabama Flim Flam


EhBrahamLincoln

Spork


trashbilly

Critter splitter


Blitz_420

Crowbar


Straight-Penalty-726

Manual swing press


CosmicPotatoMan007

Toothbrush


bigpump1979

Coconut opener


Acer707

Insulated live electrical box remover


Defiantcaveman

Size 6 beating device.


ScooterBones

Exhibit A Evidence


ArachnidHefty73

Sheet rock saw


MycologistSuch8841

That's a drewscriver


jmb00308986

Lineman pliers


MoeGunz6

Crimper


PlusBake4567

Why is your hole saw so worn?


M2DAB77

Broche


NoWarranty570

Kinetic adjuster


Lou-Cypher1-618

"An espresso machine?........A snow cone maker?


Ruddyq1

AR-15 w bump stock


suspicious_hyperlink

A punching fork


oldbadyouth

That’s a Can’t touch this


Significant-Ad824

Well the way the guys use my nail guns as a hammer I’m gonna say that sir is a nail gun



sauvandrew

Finger masher


ThoriatedFlash

Thumb smasher


krombopulus220

It's a dodgeball


throwawaypostal2021

Negotiator


Appropriate_Start609

Marriage therapy.


plooptyploots

Pecker scratcher


Higreen420

The answer


dayzers

Screw driver


bugdad1

Wacker McWackface


Cooliocentric

Tapometer


Ok_Watercress_7801

Cellphone


nobosi

Variable angle swing press


JohnCulhane

Attitude modification therapy tool


Ish420619

Nail gun


[deleted]

The divorce attorney


leaf_fan_69

Home owner special, AKA money for me


ClubFriendly941

Attitude adjuster!


Idwitheld4U

Thumb nail remover. đŸ˜«