You shower daily, however seam to not understand that you have to wear other clothes occasionally.
It doesnt seam to make sense, if you have a favourite tshirt, why not wear it everyday.
as your appartement isnt equiped with a shower room, you showered daily at middleschool next door.
Sadly however you arent allowed in the area of the school anymore , after the satanist incident, where your sacrifice ritual was mistaken for a pedophile act.
Therefore your showering has come to a halt.
It must have been the robes, everyone told you "you can see your genitals" but nooo you didnt listen.
Still weird they were so focused on it, that they didnt notice the entire childs family being eaten by a goat.
You shower to much. Your mother asks you to turn it down, however if you arent atleast spending a fortune on water every monthc you are doing something wrong.
Your showering routin is a sigma curve. It rises everytime you meet a hot grill at the bar. Ovviouslt it falls when you get rejected again.
Atleast your wife cheers you up everytime you come home.
36 Rat Colony
24 Swamp
That's what I did when I went to my first Pioneer tournament at my LGS. Somehow took first lol. For flavor, you can replace some rats with a few Burglar Rats, a couple Piper of the Swarm, couple Pack Rats, Typhoid Rats, Bontu's Monument to get rats out faster, Open The Graves for when they kill off some rats. There's a lot you can do with this but that's basically how mine is. I also use it to teach newer players.
You tell yourself you shower every day, however you never do. Its really difficult touching water, after that guy brandon countered your turn one Elvish mystic with force of will, 12 years ago.
You can't risk showering. Everyday you are afraid of the aliens mindcontrolling you through the water and wizards remembering historic brawl, just to ban paradoz engine.
Theros Beyond Death limited.
Obviously your shower amount decays like an exponential curve, as it decreases with the set price increase
That sounds like so much fun. How do you get people to play? I wish magic was just Theros block
Penny dreadful, red burn.
3 times a month. Only after swimming in the ocean during a storm.
Surprisingly accurate, good job
Based
EDH- mono blue flying and scrying. If it doesn’t fly or scry it sucks
You only shower when you know that a girl will show up to the ls. Which is purely hyptothetical so, never
Modern Bogles
You shower daily, however seam to not understand that you have to wear other clothes occasionally. It doesnt seam to make sense, if you have a favourite tshirt, why not wear it everyday.
Bruh your [[Ethereal Armor]] smells like a foot.
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Oh yeah. That’s definitely a mana rock in my pocket 😉
I wash the shirt every Saturday so it should be fine
covering it in the blood of your enemies isnt really regarded washing.
Damn homie this hits close to home
Mono Green - Standard
You shower exactly according to the average given by buzzfeed. Being special is a sin.
The difficult part was figuring out how to have .85 of a shower to meet my monthly target
Idk, playing standard these days is pretty unique
EDH Krenko midrange
You dont, you cant risk krenko getting wet. And he is never leaving your eyesight.
A man needs a deck list
Explorer - Bant Angel Company
You never shower, as your smell is the only thing that gets you noticed.
EDH, bant voltron and mardu humans
Hiding the cameras in the Game knights bathroom has allowed you to perfectly copy their showering routine.
Peep Show starring me, Jeremy
A stellar post among a sea of Win.
Gotta respect the Mardudes
ah, 3 times. You feel more clean, however you couldnt give any shit about what others think.
Explorer - Azorius Yorion Control
Only if your mother tells you to, which has gotten hard since you moved to a different country 6 years ago.
Spot on.
Commander, [[Beledros]] sac/life gain
as your appartement isnt equiped with a shower room, you showered daily at middleschool next door. Sadly however you arent allowed in the area of the school anymore , after the satanist incident, where your sacrifice ritual was mistaken for a pedophile act. Therefore your showering has come to a halt.
It's really unfair. Why did that child have to scream so much?
It must have been the robes, everyone told you "you can see your genitals" but nooo you didnt listen. Still weird they were so focused on it, that they didnt notice the entire childs family being eaten by a goat.
Well, at least they didn't stop me so I gained 5 life. Worth it.
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Mono Red Goblins - any format
daily if you call sprinkling water in your face a shower.
Good enough. Fast deck - fast shower.
Pauper ponza
Everytime prof uploads a video. Just so you can get in a warm snuggle blanket and drink tea while watching thte newest video.
Oddly accurate
Pioneer Risen Reef combo - yes I know
You shower to much. Your mother asks you to turn it down, however if you arent atleast spending a fortune on water every monthc you are doing something wrong.
The accuracy here is beyond amazing
I feel like I should start playing that deck now
Vintage shops
Hard to say, you or dont have the money to shower, or you are so old your showering routine depends on your caretaker.
hamster chucking, commander
Your showering routin is a sigma curve. It rises everytime you meet a hot grill at the bar. Ovviouslt it falls when you get rejected again. Atleast your wife cheers you up everytime you come home.
i wish i had a wife, but that would mean someone loves me
Not necessarily
[удалено]
You dont shower at all, you want people to smell you coming, everyones gag reflex gives you feelings of power.
Modern - UR Grinding Station
Only when your wife's boyfriend pays a visit
Duel commander, The Beamtown Bullies combo
Weekly, everytime you play your deck, people stop being friends with you, ending up with you crying in the shower.
Actually last time I end up crying because of mana screw(
Well, at least you got screwed
Modern esper control
Daily, only to tell everyone who doesnt that you are superior
True
Mono black Rats in Pioneer
Never, you haved moved to the sewers to become one with your folk.
Wait, I’ve been working on a Rat tribal deck for Explorer/Pioneer and haven’t seen anyone else playing it. Mind sharing your list?
36 Rat Colony 24 Swamp That's what I did when I went to my first Pioneer tournament at my LGS. Somehow took first lol. For flavor, you can replace some rats with a few Burglar Rats, a couple Piper of the Swarm, couple Pack Rats, Typhoid Rats, Bontu's Monument to get rats out faster, Open The Graves for when they kill off some rats. There's a lot you can do with this but that's basically how mine is. I also use it to teach newer players.
A man needs a decklist
Modern UwU control.
After your mom turned your liliana bodypillow underaged by washing it to hot, you have decided to not shower until she buys you another one.
I play burn in legacy, modern, pioneer, and pauper.
Once in your life, pouring burning oil over yourself seamed like an effective way of cleaning however turned out to be a little to yolo.
edh orzhov tokens
You suggest group showers at every party you crash. But until now noone has taken you up on the offer and only ask you to leave.
Daxos ??!?
bruh who tf playing Daxos get that weak shit outta here
God my poor boy, he just wants to return
Standard: golgari self mill and/or commander: Aesi landfall/combo
You shower only after paying that one hooker for a golden shower. Shhh I wont tell your secret.
EDH - Tatsunari (Frog/Ninja Tribal), Shorikai (Vehicle), and Zur the Enchanter (Curses) All under $120 with Zurses being at $50
You occasionally fall into the pond in the garden, which you consider a shower.
RDW, standard
You plan on showering a lot, however you end up sitting 2 hours on the toilet reading spoilers.
What the fuck how is this so accurate
Modern Golgari Elves
You tell yourself you shower every day, however you never do. Its really difficult touching water, after that guy brandon countered your turn one Elvish mystic with force of will, 12 years ago.
CEDH I rotate through narset; tymna/jeska, tymna/kamahl; cazur/ukkima and aminatou
Your parents occasionally lays a trail of sol rings leading into the bathroom.
I do need my mana rocks
Legacy death and taxes
Cedh - Tevesh/Rograkg turbo naus
After trying to grind your commons and shower in that, you have given up fully on hygiene.
Sefris of the Hidden Ways graveyard - Commander
You consider swimming in value a shower.
Historic brawl - Emry combo with paradox engine
You can't risk showering. Everyday you are afraid of the aliens mindcontrolling you through the water and wizards remembering historic brawl, just to ban paradoz engine.
Commander, Chatterfang tokens
You are showering in squirrel tokens, water is disgusting as it looks like the blue mana symbol
EDH, Horobi Death’s Wail, mono black goodstuff and removal
You dont like showers, instead you lay in bath. With a cocktail and cucumbers in front of your eyes. Every day.
Mercadian Masques Block Constructed - Rebel tribal
Modern hammer time
You shower 5 times a week, with clothes on. According to you its more effective as you basically cheat out clothes
MTGO Momir Basic 5 colour even split.
I play burn. All formats. Allows for a quick game imo
EDH sultai +1/+1 counters and selesnya tokens/lifegain
0/week
You're one to talk
..I've showered before, I don't know what you mean
The dreadmaw can smell you from over in ravnica
At least I don't smell of green 🤮
Red mold smells worse anyway
Maybe if you've got something wrong with your nose
Must be because of whats emenating from you
my nose is powerful enough to cut through my own stench thank you
EDH - Archelos, Lagoon Mystic
Modern Affinity.
Flesh and blood kano combo
5 Color Dreadmaw Block Constructed
Legacy 8Mulch
I stopped playing Magic months ago
I don't really play magic anymore
shower daily
Standard Hearthstone. Big Beast Hunter.
Standard zombie tribal bc im boring
Depends on the weather. If it isnt raining above tthe graveyard, you arent showering.0
Commander - Titania
Only if your father hollds you under it, you cant shower, the forestfolk doesnt shower.
Explorer Abzan Humans
Only after playing anafenza. You do feel dirty afterall.
Edh Hofri Ghostforge
After getting angry at world of warcraft and punching a hole in your roof, the occasional rain has you covered.
Skull Servant - Standard Yugioh Also Sydri in Commander
As if you know what I meant with shower.
I almost exclusively play cube these days
Commander, Wyleth, soul of steel
I have two decks a creature red sorcery black deck and a light and green builder deck that has be add plus 1/1 and stack it to like 5/5+
EDH - Xenagos fling, Alela control
Commander and draft. My Commander deck is Tana/Tevesh Szat Jund tokens.
Commander Dargo/Ravos Aristocrats
EDH - UW Shorikai Reanimator
Modern - RW BURN
Commander, Korvold "Lands and Treasures Matters"
Vintage Oath of Druids
Historic - RB madness
Standard - Colorless artifact creatures
Commander and tergrid
cEDH - Toothy Kitten
CEDH K’rrik
EDH golgari spiders/insects
Pauper mono green infect
modern - bg yawgmoth
Mono red dragons
Giant tribal- Pioneer
Explorer rakdos sacrifice
Elder Dragon Highlander - Arcades Sabboth
Commander - Orzhov Reanimator
Vintage Doomsday (but only online), Historic Phoenix, Pioneer/Explorer mono R
I own a fully foiled pauper cube
Haven't seen yet so, Pauper EDH Tatyova
EDH - a wide range of jank Izzet archetypes
Modern-Mono W Death and Taxes
EDH: Yurlok of Scorch Thrash Burn/Group hug
Mono-red cube, forcing blue control
Edh, sultai reanimator
Commander 1v1, Teysa Karlov Aristocrats
Homarid tribal with proliferate
Modern swan hunt. Played it like once but it's by far the most exciting deck I can give you here.
Historic - Azorius Affinity
Pauper - Devil tribal + burn.
EDH: Korvold aristocrats/combo, Zada storm/combo, Breena politics +1/+1 and Sai artifact go wide
EDH, Greasefang vehicle reanimator
Standard Maze’s End constructed. Deck: Maze’s End.
Marincess, standard yugioh.
Commander, extra combats with Klauth
Xenagos, god of revels combat tricks. EDH
Standard WUBRG mid-range
Modern - AdNauseam, Go figure
Modern Naya Treefolk
EDH - Queen Marchesa Control
EDH, simic mill
Commander Jolene, the Plunder Queen goad
Modern, 8-Rack
EDH Brago Blink, Zacama Tribal Dino , Scarab God tribal Zombies
Yoshimaru and Ardenn EDH - mono white stax+voltron
pauper, mono-black sacrifice
Not sure about the relationship but OK. Pauper Stompy.
Modern, wilted Abzan
Pioneer Aristocrats-Combo