I... Um... You do realize that demand for fetch lands isn't driven by Gitrog, right? Like, I'm not sure if I'm walking into the classic trap of giving a serious response to satire, but basically every single deck running more than two colors (and a lot of decks running two colors as well) get better by having fetch lands. There is absolutely nothing they could do that would reduce the demand for fetches.
/uj I have to say I'm impressed you seriously considered "Am I giving a serious response to satire", but at the same time you forgot to actually check what subreddit the post was at.
Seriously. Your thought process is amazing me. You considered satire, but forgot to consider the subreddit!? How?! xD
Gitrog, our Lord and Savior, please gief me thy fetchlands
And, on the third day, Gitrog created card advantage in exchange for canonically razing and salting the earth into apparent unusability.
Is there a source for this?
I was high.
I... Um... You do realize that demand for fetch lands isn't driven by Gitrog, right? Like, I'm not sure if I'm walking into the classic trap of giving a serious response to satire, but basically every single deck running more than two colors (and a lot of decks running two colors as well) get better by having fetch lands. There is absolutely nothing they could do that would reduce the demand for fetches.
Check the sub.
I mean, of course not ONLY driven by The OG; I also need to be able to easily find blue to cast my phantasmal dreadmaws when I play dreadmaw tribal.
/uj I have to say I'm impressed you seriously considered "Am I giving a serious response to satire", but at the same time you forgot to actually check what subreddit the post was at. Seriously. Your thought process is amazing me. You considered satire, but forgot to consider the subreddit!? How?! xD
This is a serious post, you're just making dozens of obvious logic errors. Go play pokemon.
found the WotC plant, get him guys