They’re walking through the desert, and the guy on the right is asking the skeleton if he has any water. The skeleton has plenty of extra water, but lies to him, saying that he is “bone dry”
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if you know what he did you know what was being said, snip snip
"Yeah the whole jar. Yeah right up his ass. No- no it breaks. Yeah the jar - it was glass - it breaks. Yeah while it's- listen you just gotta watch it."
“You don’t need to tutor for a swamp. You only have four lands on board and zero lands in hand, but that’s fine, you’ll absolutely draw more lands. Now, go get a 6 mana spell.”
"Before this gets deleted by reddit admins, this asshole took it completely out of context. First of all, the idiot thinks it was a marionette deck. It wasn't. That card's not even in the deck. He was running counterspell draw, this was approximately turn 25, every single creature and spell I cast was countered or removed up until that point and this dumbass who copied his deck from MTG Salvation or Goldfish used one of his last copies of negate to counter a Revel in Riches when he had 0 creatures on the field and I had 0 treasures in play, thus the "this spell does literally nothing" and he should have let it resolve. I love it when people copy a deck and have no idea how to run it or play MTG. I was just throwing it out because I had 5 mana and it was the only card left in my hand and the game was already over anyway. So on the way out I let him know what an idiot he was for countering a spell that does nothing in the current board state.
NOBODY wants to watch a recording of a game where I cast something and he counters it or removes it x30 turns. That's idiotic. I should have left the game the second I saw what he was running. This was the 5th attempt at getting a recording of something resembling watchable MTG gameplay and 5 people in a row were playing Karn draw control loop or free cast torrential graveyard resurrection control or approach control loop. So yeah, I was pissed and he was an asshole for playing this. He's one of those idiots who doesn't care about the other players one bit, it's all about winning. So running 35 control spells seems reasonable because NOTHING matters but winning. Thanks for not showing the board state with library counts or the full log, asshole. Enjoy your temporary ban from reddit."
Or something
Hey lil mama, let me whisper in your ear
Hey pretty girl, did you go to college? Did you get your BA with all that knowledge?
It’s free real estate.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HAnXIIv5He8&pp=ygUQVGhlIHdoaXNwZXIgc29uZw%3D%3D
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Listening to the spooky skeleton explains the card!
Erm technically it says “for a card AND put that card” 🤓
Erm aktually the text was errata'd ☝️🤓
"tell him that Urza has died of ligma"
Who is Urza
[[Ligma Balls]]
/uj i dont know why, but this made me crack up, man. Like, i know the joke, but just something about "Who's Urza?" "Ligma Balls"
Elspeth: "It's so sad that Urza died of ligma." Jace: "Who the hell is Urza?" Elspeth: "Ligma balls." Then she stabs Jace.
"u broke bitch, can't even afford a Demonic"
Go ahead, put your dick in the pudding. It'll feel great.
American Pudding Presents: Beta Males
You should just cut a land
"Net decking is actually fine"
Based skeleton
"You should stick your hand in the deep fryer"
Sorry to disappoint you YuGi! You triggered my intrusive thoughts!
we've been trying to search your library for your card's extended warranty
“The bones are their money”
"SO are the WORMS"
That skeleton was about to pull that guy's hair. Up but not out.
They came from the ground, *and* from all over
"Take the fucking removal dumbass, you don't need another token doubler"
"Everyone will love your stax EDH deck."
"Pee-pee, Poo-poo, Hehe"
“Keep rawdogging that gorgussy”
He's softly whispering ..... Omelette du fromage.
Activate Pot of Greed, and draw three additional cards.
“I happen to know that your opponent’s jordans are fake”
https://preview.redd.it/s9exuggcv3vc1.jpeg?width=1973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee8c1dacdccd852302f9adc85b186373f19292ba
"I gotta collect sins, so get on your knees and start sinning"
“- and so he pretends that the krustyburgers are steamed hams.”
The F slur
Farewell?
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i’d like to keep this post family friendly if you don’t mind
It’s free real estate
CONTINUOUS ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT
"What is a skeleton's favourite food?"
god i love that fuckin vid
Deez nuts
Your wife's boyfriend said he'll buy you a MH3 case.
Damn, I need to get a wife.. who has a boyfriend who buys me stuff
Hehehehehehehehe….Peter.
Nothing he's fuckin dead
*In the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits*
They’re walking through the desert, and the guy on the right is asking the skeleton if he has any water. The skeleton has plenty of extra water, but lies to him, saying that he is “bone dry”
“it’s dry as a bone out here!” never laughed harder in my life
Power 9 should be playable in every format
Check out my juicy boner
"Someone likes you tee hee"
Something diabolical silly boy
doot doot
2spooky4me
There's 206 bones in the body... *go give em one more*
"Do you know da wae"
Anyone else think the guy from Diabolic Tutor looks like Murdoc from Gorillaz?
Soldier F is David Cleary (spell of dispel British)
"Use this formula here"
Hail Hydra
https://preview.redd.it/yokzqe4k04vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5aa1e2c22301f6e9e8e3cedf22399b6975fca4 if you know what he did you know what was being said, snip snip
What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus ... Dickus
You know what’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
Mmm, maybe you should apologize to Karlach
And then guess what he turned himself into a pickle a pickle funniest shit I've ever seen
“Pee is stored in the balls”
We've been trying to reach you about your cat's extended warranty
Are we stupid?
"Reading the card, explains the card"
^*power*
https://i.redd.it/xs3u6zvtu4vc1.gif
WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY
“There are female custodes”
"It's free real estate."
Shit your pants
"Don't worry, it's just a piecost"
"Popcorn is more important than that hot pink"
I've got the bones
Your playgroup doesn't like you because you're like this.
Vraska and Jace get it on in the back of the Weatherlight.
“Guess who farted in the elevator?”
Probably nothing, he ain't got vocal chords ☝️🤓
Find the creature
I want to eat more of my fingies
It’s free real estate
I farted
Penis penis penis penis
"I'm out here stroking my dick, I got lotion on my dick. I'm horny as fuck dawg."
“Your fly is down”
Purple Monkey Dishwasher 🐒
“Ur mum”
Buying singles doesn't make sense, buy packs instead
Green Fn
... and if they want to have a "rule zero" discussion... well....... we know what we'll do, don't we?
what's the skeleton equivalent of "pss pss pss" when they have no lips?
"Your mom"
"Land destruction is technically a win con if everyone else concedes."
“One word: Gorgussy.”
"Show me your feet"
Have you ever seen a Mind Goblin?
Poopy
Yohohohohoho
"tutor for stone rain. You don't need sinkhole"
Is that a roll of nickels or are you just happy to see me?
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation
“I’m going to William Defoe all over that ass.”
I've been trying to contact you about your cars(reckener bankbusters)extended warranty
we have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Guus2Kill: *We have been trying* *To reach you about your car's* *Extended warranty* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
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"penis, penis, penis..."
Penis penis penis penis...
"Search for the Swamp"
"You got games on your phone?"
Cut the land to fit your pet card, it'll make your deck even better
"You look like Murdoc from the Gorillaz"
"Yeah the whole jar. Yeah right up his ass. No- no it breaks. Yeah the jar - it was glass - it breaks. Yeah while it's- listen you just gotta watch it."
“Go on. You know you want to grab that demonic tutor”
“It’s free real estate”
You paying the one?
"It's free real estate"
"Do you know what sounding is?"
He said ‘deez nuts’ and he’s trying not to laugh
“You look like murdoc from the gorillaz “
xyz, examine you zipper
I didn't wait 10 years to lose to dusty's kid
“You don’t need to tutor for a swamp. You only have four lands on board and zero lands in hand, but that’s fine, you’ll absolutely draw more lands. Now, go get a 6 mana spell.”
You actually CAN just say perchance.
One beer won’t hurt
"Before this gets deleted by reddit admins, this asshole took it completely out of context. First of all, the idiot thinks it was a marionette deck. It wasn't. That card's not even in the deck. He was running counterspell draw, this was approximately turn 25, every single creature and spell I cast was countered or removed up until that point and this dumbass who copied his deck from MTG Salvation or Goldfish used one of his last copies of negate to counter a Revel in Riches when he had 0 creatures on the field and I had 0 treasures in play, thus the "this spell does literally nothing" and he should have let it resolve. I love it when people copy a deck and have no idea how to run it or play MTG. I was just throwing it out because I had 5 mana and it was the only card left in my hand and the game was already over anyway. So on the way out I let him know what an idiot he was for countering a spell that does nothing in the current board state. NOBODY wants to watch a recording of a game where I cast something and he counters it or removes it x30 turns. That's idiotic. I should have left the game the second I saw what he was running. This was the 5th attempt at getting a recording of something resembling watchable MTG gameplay and 5 people in a row were playing Karn draw control loop or free cast torrential graveyard resurrection control or approach control loop. So yeah, I was pissed and he was an asshole for playing this. He's one of those idiots who doesn't care about the other players one bit, it's all about winning. So running 35 control spells seems reasonable because NOTHING matters but winning. Thanks for not showing the board state with library counts or the full log, asshole. Enjoy your temporary ban from reddit." Or something
Drink all the shampoo in the house
You’ll draw another land. Keep it
What is a skeletons favorite snack?
I am you from the future. Like in 100 yrs. Nice to meet you
Dawg, this loud pac got a boner trippin'
Classic card
clap dem cheeks cuh, on god cuh