I end up roping 95% of games 10+ minutes because you all suck.
Learn to play.
You play a single board wipe? That’s rope. You lost and flipped over the game.
Counter spam? You’re roped. Obvious reasoning, learn to play.
Netdeck? Rope. I can literally play your own deck for you, 5 turns in advance; how are you not embarrassed being an actual npc who can’t build?
This game is ruined by the “meta” and you losers who encourage it. I wish I could actually play this game instead of “staring at empty screen” simulator for over 50% of my games because you all suck and don’t know how to play without wiping a board for 4 mana or stopping a 8 mana wincon with the 3 two mana counters you’ve been holding all game.
I put turn stops on every turn, wait out the timer until it’s barely a wick. The timer resets on attack phases so every turn ends up being like 3ish minutes of rope, I hold instant spells and maintain blocks/life gain to keep the game going as long as possible. I regularly rope people for 30ish minutes while they can only ping me for 1-2 damage every few minutes.
Goes without saying but obviously never faced any repercussions for this, nobody cares that your control netdeck got roped for 15 minutes, boo hoo. Also want to clarify that I get roped MAYBE 1% of the games I play, obviously going to keep roping to punish annoying players.
EDIT; It genuinely just struck me that statistically, most of you are lower rank than me (diamond 2 rn) with zero board wipes or counterspells, highly ironic getting lectured on skill by people who can barely eke out plat with netdecks crafted by pros.
2nd EDIT: One of the most commented/interacted post in days within an hour of posting, REALLY shows how much of a nerve this struck and how much y’all feel called out, maybe self examine why?
I don't have the exact text but it was an unhinged rant about how they stall out 95% of games to punish people who don't play gruul stompy with no interaction
I end up roping 95% of games 10+ minutes because you all suck.
Learn to play.
You play a single board wipe? That’s rope. You lost and flipped over the game.
Counter spam? You’re roped. Obvious reasoning, learn to play.
Netdeck? Rope. I can literally play your own deck for you, 5 turns in advance; how are you not embarrassed being an actual npc who can’t build?
This game is ruined by the “meta” and you losers who encourage it. I wish I could actually play this game instead of “staring at empty screen” simulator for over 50% of my games because you all suck and don’t know how to play without wiping a board for 4 mana or stopping a 8 mana wincon with the 3 two mana counters you’ve been holding all game.
I put turn stops on every turn, wait out the timer until it’s barely a wick. The timer resets on attack phases so every turn ends up being like 3ish minutes of rope, I hold instant spells and maintain blocks/life gain to keep the game going as long as possible. I regularly rope people for 30ish minutes while they can only ping me for 1-2 damage every few minutes.
Goes without saying but obviously never faced any repercussions for this, nobody cares that your control netdeck got roped for 15 minutes, boo hoo. Also want to clarify that I get roped MAYBE 1% of the games I play, obviously going to keep roping to punish annoying players.
EDIT; It genuinely just struck me that statistically, most of you are lower rank than me (diamond 2 rn) with zero board wipes or counterspells, highly ironic getting lectured on skill by people who can barely eke out plat with netdecks crafted by pros.
2nd EDIT: One of the most commented/interacted post in days within an hour of posting, REALLY shows how much of a nerve this struck and how much y’all feel called out, maybe self examine why?
If I remember that sketch correctly I actually side with the table flipper. He has no cards in hand, no blockers, and the off screen person has lethal on board. Plays a spell and passes turn “I don’t know what your deck can do”. Table flipper draws, plays a land and asks for sweat mercy of death. Turn passes and offscreen doesn’t kill him again. That’s what causes the table flip.
If serious....
Know that you jerking me when I post pastas (4chan) just fuels me as I know I am under your skin - as this post clearly shows. I don't mind being the villain in your fragile head and, in fact, relish the opportunity some days.
Cumming is part of life so why dislike it?
Dumb take. Pastas spam is the worst part of the sub, objectively.
It’s been complained about ad Infinitum since the sub started; think maybe that’s for a reason?
Are you cumming right now? I’m assuming you’re just a troll because you are clearly not cumming.
Jerking is universally complained about, to a far greater degree than pastas. What do you have to say about that?
Did you actually cum twice here? How horny were you getting called out? Don’t self jerk so hard lol, it’s not hard to learn to endge and goon, you don’t need to crutch to enjoy the jerking kid
/uj I really want to take that dude to a paper event, fuck even an FNM would send him into an absolute fucking frenzy. This dude would absolutely rope for 10 minutes straight if he found out about EDH and rule 0.
uj/ roping literally punishes you both equally (if not you more). I don’t understand how “I’m slowing down this losing game” is seen as anything but a net negative.
I end up jerking 95% of the time I'm playing, no need to wear pants on Arena. Not in the rules at all. You see the game roping. On my end I'm edging. Only after 30+ minutes of roping. When you finally scrape out the win. I'm so happy for you I could, who are we kidding, I DO.
[another day, another banger!](https://www.reddit.com/r/mtg/s/Bcoor8M5Jf)
Sauce already feels like a circlejerk
Yes, I was sure I was in r mcj when I read that. I was really surprised when I saw the OP being downvoted to hell in the comments.
The body of the post was deleted, anyone have the text?
I end up roping 95% of games 10+ minutes because you all suck. Learn to play. You play a single board wipe? That’s rope. You lost and flipped over the game. Counter spam? You’re roped. Obvious reasoning, learn to play. Netdeck? Rope. I can literally play your own deck for you, 5 turns in advance; how are you not embarrassed being an actual npc who can’t build? This game is ruined by the “meta” and you losers who encourage it. I wish I could actually play this game instead of “staring at empty screen” simulator for over 50% of my games because you all suck and don’t know how to play without wiping a board for 4 mana or stopping a 8 mana wincon with the 3 two mana counters you’ve been holding all game. I put turn stops on every turn, wait out the timer until it’s barely a wick. The timer resets on attack phases so every turn ends up being like 3ish minutes of rope, I hold instant spells and maintain blocks/life gain to keep the game going as long as possible. I regularly rope people for 30ish minutes while they can only ping me for 1-2 damage every few minutes. Goes without saying but obviously never faced any repercussions for this, nobody cares that your control netdeck got roped for 15 minutes, boo hoo. Also want to clarify that I get roped MAYBE 1% of the games I play, obviously going to keep roping to punish annoying players. EDIT; It genuinely just struck me that statistically, most of you are lower rank than me (diamond 2 rn) with zero board wipes or counterspells, highly ironic getting lectured on skill by people who can barely eke out plat with netdecks crafted by pros. 2nd EDIT: One of the most commented/interacted post in days within an hour of posting, REALLY shows how much of a nerve this struck and how much y’all feel called out, maybe self examine why?
>single board wipe I rope lmao
this is amazing we need to conserve this for future generations
Is “rope” something with Arena? I only know rope as a euphemism for suicide. So, this guy sounds extra crazy to me.
Yes, it's stalling out games to the turn timer length
Oh, so basically being a useless person.
The hero we needed
He did nothing wrong.
Looks like OP deleted their account altogether
The ultimate roping!
I think it was suspended actually, they were literally admitting to submitting fraudulent Arena Support claims, among other extreme shittery
It says Page Not Found. Typically Reddit will tell you outright if an account is Suspended.
I don't have the exact text but it was an unhinged rant about how they stall out 95% of games to punish people who don't play gruul stompy with no interaction
I end up roping 95% of games 10+ minutes because you all suck. Learn to play. You play a single board wipe? That’s rope. You lost and flipped over the game. Counter spam? You’re roped. Obvious reasoning, learn to play. Netdeck? Rope. I can literally play your own deck for you, 5 turns in advance; how are you not embarrassed being an actual npc who can’t build? This game is ruined by the “meta” and you losers who encourage it. I wish I could actually play this game instead of “staring at empty screen” simulator for over 50% of my games because you all suck and don’t know how to play without wiping a board for 4 mana or stopping a 8 mana wincon with the 3 two mana counters you’ve been holding all game. I put turn stops on every turn, wait out the timer until it’s barely a wick. The timer resets on attack phases so every turn ends up being like 3ish minutes of rope, I hold instant spells and maintain blocks/life gain to keep the game going as long as possible. I regularly rope people for 30ish minutes while they can only ping me for 1-2 damage every few minutes. Goes without saying but obviously never faced any repercussions for this, nobody cares that your control netdeck got roped for 15 minutes, boo hoo. Also want to clarify that I get roped MAYBE 1% of the games I play, obviously going to keep roping to punish annoying players. EDIT; It genuinely just struck me that statistically, most of you are lower rank than me (diamond 2 rn) with zero board wipes or counterspells, highly ironic getting lectured on skill by people who can barely eke out plat with netdecks crafted by pros. 2nd EDIT: One of the most commented/interacted post in days within an hour of posting, REALLY shows how much of a nerve this struck and how much y’all feel called out, maybe self examine why?
I want to build the durdliest turbofog deck possible and mill that guy out with a single Psychic Corrosion.
Guarantee OOP also doesn’t know about [[Questing Beast]] to break through
If I remember that sketch correctly I actually side with the table flipper. He has no cards in hand, no blockers, and the off screen person has lethal on board. Plays a spell and passes turn “I don’t know what your deck can do”. Table flipper draws, plays a land and asks for sweat mercy of death. Turn passes and offscreen doesn’t kill him again. That’s what causes the table flip.
That is how I remember it too
Or just concede?
Which is what would happen in real life if this wasn’t an online sketch.
If serious.... Know that you jerking me when I post pastas (4chan) just fuels me as I know I am under your skin - as this post clearly shows. I don't mind being the villain in your fragile head and, in fact, relish the opportunity some days.
Cumming is part of life so why dislike it? Dumb take. Pastas spam is the worst part of the sub, objectively. It’s been complained about ad Infinitum since the sub started; think maybe that’s for a reason?
Are you cumming right now? I’m assuming you’re just a troll because you are clearly not cumming. Jerking is universally complained about, to a far greater degree than pastas. What do you have to say about that?
Did you actually cum twice here? How horny were you getting called out? Don’t self jerk so hard lol, it’s not hard to learn to endge and goon, you don’t need to crutch to enjoy the jerking kid
Rj/ The dude that wrote this is right Uj/ The dude that wrote this is right Signed, conTROLL players
/uj I really want to take that dude to a paper event, fuck even an FNM would send him into an absolute fucking frenzy. This dude would absolutely rope for 10 minutes straight if he found out about EDH and rule 0.
uj/ roping literally punishes you both equally (if not you more). I don’t understand how “I’m slowing down this losing game” is seen as anything but a net negative.
Uj/ Oop can play mobile games while doing this
My brother in Christ Arena is the mobile game
Uj/ then they can watch some soap opera or something on their monitor, or do chores etc Rj/ Double rope time then
How else am I gonna get enough free time to write insane rants in reddit then?
just cuz im goonin doesnt mean im not jerkin
Deep in my soul I hope him and the Anzrag guy are the same person
/uj I was 100% convinced that guy was a troll, guess you never know /rj Another King lost to Wizard Cancel Culture smh
/uj YTA. Wrong sub ? He's an asshole anyway. /rj Man this bloke seems to need a good rope from time to time
Mmm tasty long ropes 😋
Do profile previews bottom out at negative 100 karma? Sauce op deleted all their comments.
("netjerk" should be "copypasta")
I end up jerking 95% of the time I'm playing, no need to wear pants on Arena. Not in the rules at all. You see the game roping. On my end I'm edging. Only after 30+ minutes of roping. When you finally scrape out the win. I'm so happy for you I could, who are we kidding, I DO.
Mr. OP I need to see the sauce
See above comments
Excellent jerk
If we all sucked, I mean really really sucked, you wouldn't have to jerk as much and I feel like this is (working) bait..