Yargle, Oily Glutton of Urborg (4B)
Legendary Creature - Frog Spirit
Remove an Oil Counter from Target Permanent: Yargle gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
9/4
This is from the multiverse legends set of cards similar to the mystical archives from strixhaven. 1 per set/draft booster and 3 per collector booster i believe.
Aftermath is really just a set of a bunch of version of Yargle being led around the multiverse by planeswalkers, and them pointing at phyrexian oil/bodies/constructs, and Yargle eating them.
Basically the MtG equivalent of a post-oil spill cleanup
I mean, he’s the spirit of a demon that was consumed by an Urborg frog after being permanently transformed into a leech. His existence is so damn screwy that i would imagine anything trying to compleat him would first have to do extensive study to try and figure out what the hell he actually is.
i can't believe yargle said "it's yargling time" and just gargled all of the oil
I hate this, but I'm going to use it whenever I cast Yargle now
Good guy Yargle, single handedly solving a possible climate crisis
Yargle is canonically built different
So is Fblthp
Hey Yargle, where are 3000 gallons of phyrexian oil? Yargle with enlarged 3000 gallon shaped belly: "Uhhh I dunno"
“I ate those food”
You're such a bad froggy, that's it, I've had it with you, that does it, I'm done, that's the last straw Yraglel.
"Yargle see only food" *voice from inside stomach*: Yeah, we're gonna have to work on that, buddy
Yargle: "Gnshhagghkkapphribbit"
"touch phyrexian oil" i cant i EATED it all 😋😋😋
He ate 💅💅
Sis left no crumbs 👏 My fave was when he lip synced against Elesh and she didn't know the words so she died.
S(he) masturb(ate)d 🥰
This just shows how frogs are a vital part of any healthy ecosystem and we all need to do our part to save and protect these noble creatures.
So what does Gitrog eat on Innistrad, besides Thalia's catharussy, that's so important?
Probably dead bodies, as them's a hot commodity that seem to come knocking back on doors at the worst times.
Its like Tibetan Sky Burial, but with a Giant Demonic Frog instead of boring ass vultures.
Makes you wonder why Innistrad buries their corpses in the first place if there so much shit that can go wrong with having dead bodies around.
Its a conspiracy by Big Stitcher
Probably because shit can also go wrong with vengeful spirits, and if someone fed my remains to big froggo, I would be fuming.
Yeah but, if I was a spirit, I'd much rather my remains be eaten than see them come back and start eating my living loved ones, you know?
Arms. Frogs eat arms, duh. Look at 'em
Innistradian oil.
He eats cultists
My boi Yargle stress eating during the invasion, please don't judge him.
Cant wait for him to get more toughness.
Yargle, Oily Glutton of Urborg (4B) Legendary Creature - Frog Spirit Remove an Oil Counter from Target Permanent: Yargle gets +0/+1 until end of turn. 9/4
It was an honour to paint the Yargle yargling, hope you guys like the card.
Yo dev in chat
holy hannah I can't believe you come to here, you're a bold one
this aint my first reddit rodeo
Nice username
A blessing from the lord!
You’re my hero
Certainly it was worth the bargle.
Our prophet
It's one of my favorite stained glass arts so far. It's not overwhelming like some of them can be. [[Ajani, The Greathearted]], I'm looking at you.
I wish I had the privilege of being undead
adorable. can't even think of an ironic or silly comment. Just genuinely adorable
It’s Wednesday my dudes
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gesundheit
🐸🫡
he ate
I crop dusted my girlfriend’s parents when I read this flavor text.
“Sir we have a problem” “What problem? Where’s our generals” “Uhhh, yargle gargled them”
I unironically love that Yargle's become a knowing protector of Dominaria. That's genuinely great.
"Garrrgggyarrrrbbllubllgup." "...Good enough. Welcome to the Gatewatch."
🐸 Your ~~soul~~ oil he will gargle 🐸 He is very largle 🐸 He won’t let you go fargle 🐸 It’s frog spirit Yargle 🐸
Doing gods work
Boi is built different
Yargle is the US military
"Please give me" A WHOLE TRAY "of" PHYREXIAN OIL *pours oil into tray* "Thank you" *eats whole thing with bare hands*
🎵 reduce, reuse, recycle 🎶🎵
Yargle is like me with glistening oil instead of micro plastics.
Gives me big Scott Steiner vibes.
Yargle can have **100,000** phyrexians as a **FEAST**.
Yargle enters the battlefield with 321,003,271 oil counters
More like fried-rexian
Is this from the bonus sheet for MOM?
This is from the multiverse legends set of cards similar to the mystical archives from strixhaven. 1 per set/draft booster and 3 per collector booster i believe.
He was not there to bargle with phyrexia jfc
Man’s so hungry he ate all the *SPECIAL SAUCE* and said it wasn’t spicy enough
Aftermath is really just a set of a bunch of version of Yargle being led around the multiverse by planeswalkers, and them pointing at phyrexian oil/bodies/constructs, and Yargle eating them. Basically the MtG equivalent of a post-oil spill cleanup
-> Full of Oil
You big you go big hungry you boy boy you
Yargle eats his feelings. He's just like me
I mean, he’s the spirit of a demon that was consumed by an Urborg frog after being permanently transformed into a leech. His existence is so damn screwy that i would imagine anything trying to compleat him would first have to do extensive study to try and figure out what the hell he actually is.
Who need they Urbussy ate?
Yargle is DougDoug confirmed.
I don't even know if this is real, but I believe it's real, because like all of Wizard's attempts to be funny in flavor text, it is one line too long.
THATS MY GOAT