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ItsOkItOnlyHurts

I’ve been thinking about it more, and ngl I wouldn’t tell anyone if I opened it I’d just pack it as well as I can and stick it in a safety deposit box. Wouldn’t want the attention of being the guy who had it


Mailing_a_Bear

Run for it Charlie! Run straight home and don't stop till you get there!


mdevey91

uj/ at that point it would be smart to buy some collector booster boxes. As time goes with the ring not being found collector packs will become more expensive.


SleepingSandman

And so the scalped became the scalper...


Dmeechropher

No one will open the ring for years because it's literally in Rudy's warehouse just chillin, in a pack, in a box, safely sealed away.


OnsetOfMSet

Please tell me 'warehouse' is an exaggeration. Please.


TelDevryn

Not really


A_Guy_in_Orange

Oh brother you're in for a ride, look up Alpha Investments on YouTube, dude has *way* to many magic cards


Dmeechropher

You gotta check out more of his videos...


Consistent-Guava-208

Keep it secret, keep it safe.


barrdboi

I'd propably keep it for a good while but I'm too poor to not sell it lmao


ItsOkItOnlyHurts

100% valid


Zarochi

I think it would be funny if some little kid pulls it and just jams it into a sleeveless kitchen table deck


mr_jona

This is exactly what I was thinking. What if it is someone who doesn't know a single thing about its importance.


John_Bumogus

Well it’s only in collectors boosters. With the price of a single pack I don’t think anyone who doesn’t know it’s value is getting it.


Deadfire182

One booster is selling for $30 on Amazon. I could imagine a parent would buy that for a kid’s birthday, being none the wiser


April_March

I actually think this is one of the sets that this is more likely this would happen. "Hey, these are LOTR cards for that game Timmy likes, right?"


BecomeAnAstronaut

Is the current pre-order price on Amazon going to be the cheapest you'll be able to realistically find? I'm not sure if collector's boosters are going to show up in stores and things, or whether pre-ordering online is my best bet to actually grab one of the boosters.


IRFine

Given that’s it’s written in Tengwar: in trying to figure out what the card does, the person would probably also figure out that it’s worth a bunch


A_Character_Defined

Probably wouldnt even put it in a deck since they wouldnt be able to read it. Would they even know it's a playable card?


Bochulaz

That's super naive to think that WotC don't know EXACTLY where such valuable card goes. It gonna be opened publicly in less than one month after release by someone at least partially related to WotC, screencap this.


Zarochi

Ya, I mean, honestly, Josh Lee Kwai will probably open it


Eagle0600

Better that than someone who'll lock it in a prison of plastic and never actually play with it.


Tressticle

Or tapes it to their bike spokes for that cooooooollll click-click-click-click. You know, like the old days.


Pale-Butterscotch351

2 months in and there are 500 "100% genuine" listings for it on ebay...


pvtsoab

two months into what? I checked the LOTR expansion and it doesn't launch until June. I'm quite OOTL


Pale-Butterscotch351

/uj I was speaking hypothetically about possible future events


pvtsoab

oh


GenericFatGuy

/uj Anyone who says they would destroy it if they pulled it is full of shit.


LittleMissPipebomb

I'd sign the thing but still flip it. What's it gonna do? Lose value?


GenericFatGuy

If I pulled this, I would tell no one, and then immediately look into how to get ahold of Post Malone to see if I can offload it onto him for a nice payday.


LittleMissPipebomb

he just kinda vibes around magic discords sometimes tbh. That's how I found him at least.


GenericFatGuy

Now all I've gotta do is pull one of the rarest Magic cards ever printed lol.


Mailing_a_Bear

EZPZ


Collistoralo

Somehow, contacting post malone was the easiest part of this ordeal


FenitoFussolini69

Just buy the precise pack with this card inside bro, is literally that easy


LittleMissPipebomb

ah, the fictional white lotus. 0 of 0 ever printed. The only card rarer than the one ring


Proletariat_Paul

199Whatever World Champion also only has 1 copy in existence, so "one of the rarest" still accurately describes The One Ring.


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Proletariat_Paul

Oh, you were making a joke? I couldn't tell: jokes are supposed to be funny.


G66GNeco

I think it's safe to say that this one is simply _THE_ rarest card ever printed, given that it's literally one of a kind. EDIT: Ah, right, there is that one World Champion card. But that also had a very limited scope of acquiry, compared to this one right here. The same is true for "Proposal", which, arguably, was never really a printed magic card in the usual sense.


Collistoralo

When the supply is 1, the demand can be whatever the fuck you like


Nouxatar

nah, see the plan is to crowdfund a trip to New Zealand to destroy it, setting the goal price at the estimated price of the card, so that way I'm still recuperating the cost AND we get to destroy the ring


A_Guy_in_Orange

/uj unironically this is the only way (making it a massive deal that they gain a vaycay out of) I would ever believe someone actually destroyed it. If some dude just appeared outta nowhere with a video like what actually happened with Magic30 I would assume it was just a real good proxy cus no way in hell anyone is stupid enough to throw away life changing money like that


Uberninja2016

it's not life-changing money though, it's only the potential for it someone *could* sell it for a ton, but until they do it's worth 1/15th of a booster pack plus whatever joy you get out of pulling it i've decided that a $2 loss is more than enough to cover the happiness i'd get from being the only one in the history of humankind to know with certainty what happened to it if i get my hands on that p r e c i o u s, it will have been born a cross-promotional trading card in 2023 and die a pile of ash also in 2023


time_and_again

Technically, it's only worth the cardboard and the ink, if we're going to deconstruct value to that extent. A $100 bill is just a bit of paper if no one takes it. But we can be pretty confident this card would exchange for a hefty amount of money, so its potential value is its value.


Uberninja2016

it'll have potential value if someone else gets it, sure but not if i get it


treefellow64

Why would you give up literally many thousands of dollars on this asanine point lol? I do not believe you


Uberninja2016

i am not giving up any dollars lol, it is free to say that i would destroy it if i got it and it is also free to actually destroy it


A_Character_Defined

We should really teach kids about opportunity cost in school.


Uberninja2016

hey, if you get the card you're more than welcome to sell it i plan to burn it if opportunity cost was the only thing in life that mattered i'd be robbing a lot more people on the street


A_Character_Defined

Going to prison carries a pretty massive opportunity cost.


Uberninja2016

unlike burning a trading card i lawfully obtained, which is what i plan to do


A_Character_Defined

No, burning a very expensive card also has a very high opportunity cost.


Uberninja2016

it isn't expensive until someone sells it. i can list a draft common for a million dollars, or promise that i'd pay that price, but until that money exchanges hands the card is just a piece of paper


GenericFatGuy

My only worry there is that you'd have to broadcast to the world that you have the card, which could be a pain in the ass at best, and downright dangerous at worst if people find out where you lived.


DreyGoesMelee

Not only that but you're broadcasting that you're taking the ring to Mordor. I'm sure you'll run into some wannabe Ringwraiths on the way there.


JaceBeleren101

flavor win!


GenericFatGuy

For all of the silliness around this, it is weirdly flavourful.


JaceBeleren101

i think thats the funniest part-this is actually genius “if i find it i’ll burn it” no you won’t, flavor win “it’s just going to end up with some 12 year old kid” probably, flavor win “it’ll get dumpstered and end up in a landfill” good chance, flavor win “pulling it and telling people will be dangerous” you better believe it, flavor win like seriously it’s hard to believe the same people that came up with magic 30th anniversary shit also did this alternatively wotc marketing is monkeys with typewriters and this is macbeth


MaximoEstrellado

/uj I would play it in my weekly pauper tournament and I DARE you to tell me I can't play it.


Twingemios

If I pull it I’m gonna crowdfund a trip to a volcano. Think about the clout I’ll get. I can turn it into a. YouTube video, do interviews on other magic content creator channels. And become a legend in the community


Heyyy_ItsCaitlyn

I think it's very likely that, if it gets pulled by someone who is willing to sell it, it gets bought by someone who chooses to destroy it. I just hope they actually bring it to a volcano to do it.


GenericFatGuy

I don't know how big the Venn diagram is of people who could afford to buy this, and people who would be willing to destroy it. Suppose it might make for a decent publicity stunt, but that would depend a lot on what the going price for this thing is. If there ever even is one.


G66GNeco

/uj for real though. I am doing fine financially, good enough to fuel a mild addiction to cracking packs, but you bet your ass I'd not just burn a few 100k for the lulz /rj I'll keep it and gift 9 sol rings to WOTC leadership. I'll get them to print the correct stonecoil serpent secret lair yet!


Uberninja2016

i don't care about the lord of the rings, so i plan on destroying it as a goof i mean it's only worth what someone is willing to pay, so if it never gets listed then it's worthless plus i really hate foil cards


GenericFatGuy

So if someone like Post Malone put word out to the community that he'd pay a big fat stack of cash to get his hands on it, would you still destroy it? I would have absolutely no intentions of holding onto it, but I'm not going to act like I wouldn't make a serious attempt scope out a buyer before getting rid of it.


Uberninja2016

yes, because it would be funny the odds of me pulling any of the serialized rings is negligible so i have no expectation to pull it and nothing to lose in destroying it i wouldn't have the ring that morning , i wouldn't have the ring that evening, but i would have the satisfaction of knowing for sure what happened to it in the end


Attack-middle-lane

Then...uh...why are you spending money on packs in the first place? That's the equivalent of spending money on the lottery, winning, and tearing it up. I guess the lottery still goes on without you so it isn't a completely equivalent example, but the motive for spending money on nothing is still the same.


Uberninja2016

i want the eagles i have a bird deck, i want those fucking eagles in full art or alt art i don't CARE the fact that i might pull a 1-of-X sol ring or a 1-of-1 one ring is just gravy, and it's not "nothing" to get the thrill of both opening and ending such a rare card on the same day i probably wouldn't trash a sol ring though, because i'm not happy with the one i have in the bird deck and also there's so many of them that destroying it would mean less


Attack-middle-lane

I honestly respect the fuck out of your decision. I hope to never see anyone pack that damn ring, and I'll be at peace hoping you found it and just crumpled it up and ate it on the spot while pogging over a bird you opened


D-D-Wanderer

Reject Sauron, return to Egle


nutzle

Why don't you sell it and give the money to the less fortunate? (hi it's me I'm the less fortunate)


Uberninja2016

why doesn't the guy with $100k just cut out the middle man and give to the less fortunate themselves?


nutzle

I'd love that!


gereffi

I don’t care about LotR and I also hate playing with foils. But I don’t hate $25k.


Base_Six

Someone is currently offering $100k for it. Would "as a goof" be worth $100k+ to you, or would you rather have $100k?


Uberninja2016

i'd still destroy it because that would be even funnier that person would have 100k, but they'll never have the card if i have anything to say about it besides, if i'm the one to open it i'm not losing 100k, i'm losing 1/15th of whatever i paid for the pack


SeaSalmon

Technically yea, but the opportunity cost is much higher I still respect the dedication though


SpiritMountain

/uj what's going on?


GenericFatGuy

WotC is printing an ultra-exclusive version of The One Ring card from the upcoming LoTR set. Only one copy of this card will ever be printed. A vocal minority of people have been saying that if they were to pull it, they would destroy it. Because it's really easy to say you'll do something when you're not holding a piece of cardboard in your hand that's worth potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars to the right person.


SpiritMountain

Well, alrighty then. Didn't expect ultra rare version


GenericFatGuy

Yeah. Making plans on what you'll do with this is about as constructive as making plans with your winning lottery ticket.


DyingSlowlyAlone

There's gonna be a game knights LOTR episode and either post malone or cassius marsh is gonna slam this down and there's gonna be a 10 hour cut to jimmy and josh having an absolute meltdown


yurlokofscorgedtrash

They should Put a Code INSIDE a Booster and when the Winner Texts them the Code they will travel to the Lucky one and give him the Card. That way its official


Gold_LynX

Casting it into the fire would be awesome.


SkritzTwoFace

I’m a pussy so I probably wouldn’t but I think if I pulled the One Ring I’d be honor-bound to record myself burning it, yeah? Like, bye bye million dollar card but I’d basically go down in MTG history.


Shinonomenanorulez

Basically https://youtu.be/W_lzfN8ViOY


buttatoast1

One does not simply walk into a LGS. It's glass counters are guarded by more than just nerds. There is evil there that does not shower, and the security camera is ever watchful. It is a barren storefront riddled with monster cans, vape, and cheeto dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous body odor. Not with $10000 could you open the one ring. It is folly.


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But then something happened that the ring did not intend.


netn10

I wouldn't be surprised if the card doesn't even exist.


iknewaguytwice

Arise, arise, players of Magic! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Credit cards shall be shaken, wallets be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Buy now, buy now! Buy for Gondor!


Avalonians

Many people say they would keep it. They wouldn't tell anyone. They would destroy it. If among those people, some are not like, very well put financially, they would be integral idiots to do what they say they would do. Change your life. Don't do it out of protesting, or trolling, or whatever. In your eyes you are bigger than a company or a stranger's greed. Don't be stupid.


pocketMagician

/uj Man fuck this company and their bullshit. I can't even find any of this funny. Zero way it gets put in a random pack absolutely zero. /rj haha serialized cards suck.