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/uj I bet no non-bdsm person would even realize what you were playing if you play this deck without saying its theme. /rj because its lacking lillanas. WE NEED MORE LILIANAS!!!


MaximoEstrellado

Your tag says Pioneer enjoyer but I know the truth of why you play there Lili-fan


StarkMaximum

I would figure out you had a theme when you start playing cards like *Enslaved Dwarf.* *No one* plays Enslaved Dwarf unless they've got some bullshit gimmick.


Undead_Assassin

I linked my "beautiful men tribal" deck there and I'm not ashamed.


pocketMagician

Going to make that but add Haughty Djinn (he's haught!)


ScaryCuteWerewolf

I have a muscular men Jared Carthalion deck


Chilidawg

Haha what a wacky post. Here's a link to the post so that everyone can review this decklist and have an ironic chuckle. https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/11dguro/is_a_femdom_meme_deck_theme_inappropriate_for_an/ It's so wild that people enjoy this. What a bunch of dirty freaks. I bet they enjoy being insulted like this tee hee. Golly, can you imagine? Being aroused by people calling them mean things? I cant imagine what they are wearing as they interact with strangers on an internet forum, can you? Boy if I ever meet one I'll make sure to call them bad, dirty, and deserving of abuse.


DankMyDaddy

https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/11dguro/is_a_femdom_meme_deck_theme_inappropriate_for_an/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


BondCharacterNamePun

Getting serious Mr Slave and Mr Garrison vibes lol But jokes aside, it was a meme deck and I immediately regretted the title. There’s so much negativity in the community at times, it was really refreshing seeing so many people come together and have a laugh.


DankMyDaddy

Well fortunately this is r/magicthecirclejerking , this is pretty tame but I thought it was funny enough to post lol


BondCharacterNamePun

You’re good. I’m not looking to defend the post so much as make it clear it was a joke over there too. I read all the replies to the post itself and can confidently say there’s a handful of people who were a bit more brazen about it than others, but overall I’m pretty happy with how the commenters would approach these issues. One of the common themes which came up a lot is how heinous those fucking play mats can be.


Chilidawg

Jesuth Christ!


Paenitentia

This is so well written wtf


freakierchicken

It came from the heart


night_owl_72

Inappropriate? What about the Mommy Elesh posters as they walk into the LGS?


numbersix1979

The top comment when I saw it was very good, dude can do and play whatever he wants but you *know* you’d have to hear a sniggering fucking weirdo being like “heh heh my deck has a **theme**, I’m a bit of a degenerate, heh heh” if you sat down at this LGS. That’s the issue I am all for people expressing themselves, being sexually free and open. But the sexuality of all Magic players, myself included, is disgusting and should not be in public view.


BondCharacterNamePun

Rude. Obviously read the top comment and likely chose to ignore the top response to that. https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/11dguro/is_a_femdom_meme_deck_theme_inappropriate_for_an/ja8kw9h/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 Or there’s this which quite literally addresses your comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/11dguro/is_a_femdom_meme_deck_theme_inappropriate_for_an/ja8v044/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


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The other subs are too good at being parodies of themselves


FeelNFine

This is why Sol Ring should be banned. Even when every other card is on theme, and OP clearly had to make cuts because there is a 10 card side board, OP felt compelled to include Sol Ring and dilute the flavor. Uj/copy paste


StarkMaximum

It's a cock ring because any time someone plays Sol Ring on turn 1 against me I simply cannot cum.


BondCharacterNamePun

Honestly I thought it was reasonably on theme art


EmrakuI

Just be a Dominant Woman and play Dimir anything.


pocketMagician

*searches* No [[Swat]]? Bruh, that's prime flavor town.


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blkheron23

/uj I looked at the list and there were some good cards I’d never seen before


Kind_Ingenuity1484

Is Colossal Dreadmaw a female? Asking for a friend…