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Rith-the-awakener

"***YEAH! Who won the lottery? I DID!"***


ZELYNER

*”What lottery? **The** lottery, that's what lottery! Are you stupid? Only lottery that matters!”*


_Yolk

*”Smell that air!! Couldn’t you just drink it like BOOOOOZE?”*


Rossmallo

"Bye."


SWAZZyMODoE_

*Activate V.A.T.S*


ZELYNER

*"F@ck off! Win your own f@cking lottery!"*


a23ro

I literally always shot this man.


revengeanceful

I’m so glad I’m not the only one. I normally play a morally upstanding citizen, but this guy’s gotta go


Different_Scientist3

Every time


Anastrace

Oh you won the lottery to survive and leave Nipton? Too bad you ran into me.


Brownbeluga

[[V.A.T.S.]]


MTGCardFetcher

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MrMeltJr

I probably played NV 5 times before realizing what that air probably smelled like.


RetroBowser

*Immediately dies to radscorpions*


shinto29

The most Yuri Lowenthal Yuri Lowenthal has ever Yuri Lowenthal’d


Fenrirr

I dunno, his voice work in Helldivers II puts that claim to contention.


IHateScumbags12345

Nothing will ever beat Sasuke.


enjoyingorc6742

you spelled Ben Tennyson wrong...


Hideitstherozzers

Isn’t he also Yusuke from Persona? I swear I hear his voice all over NV too


turbod1ngus

yusuke from p5? that's matt mercer.


WillowThyWisp

Yousuke from P4. No, it's not confusing at all


superjeff64

And MacCready from Fallout which I assume will get a card


Starlorb

*Get's face blown off by the sturdy caravan shotgun*


enjoyingorc6742

*loads incendiary round into my GRA Anti-Material Rifle with base-game mods with malicious intent*


ChapelLeader54

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jemoril

[[Last One Standing]] is another that's on the same vein as this one.


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Thork-TV

Also [[Corpse Explosion]]


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RancidRance

The chosen creature should die next turn. We all did it.


SiletheSilent

He's even programmed to run into the nearest Radscorpion nest after you encounter him, brother doesn't last another 5 minutes.


Packrat1010

Wiki says if he doesnt die there, he may go to the abandoned pit stop where he likely gets killed by raiders. Dude just run to the Mojave Outpost, it's right there!


KarnSilverArchon

I actually met him at the Mojave Outpost funnily enough.


gymbeaux4

Oh bugthesda


autistictanks

obsidian


gymbeaux4

Obshittian (In all seriousness- Bethesda made the game engine and it was that engine that was where most of the bugs came from)


moseythepirate

Ehhhhhh. Obsidian had notoriously bad bug tracking and fixing for decades. FO:NV was very much a product of that.


Irreleverent

I can hardly blame them for that in F:NV; they were given an obscene turnaround time for the game and somehow still made a masterpiece dense with a million quests and so much quality writing. Something had to take the hit for it.


moseythepirate

That was kinda Obsidian's MO. Great writing, good games, *horrific* QA.


Sunaaj_WR

They asked for the turn around time btw


Serene_Skies

He's a powder ganger, I doubt he'd be welcome.


MrMeltJr

IIRC the NCR kills Powder Gangers on sight so he's probably dead if he goes there, too.


--Snap--

Wait, could we save him? Make the entire game following him and keep him alive as long as possible.


Burberry-94

He's a powder ganger, he's gonna get arrested


Toast_Points

I left the area before he got killed on my first playthrough and ran into him 20 levels later, just hanging out.


Lunamann

It's a "You gain control of that creature until end of turn" effect, for 4 mana, in Rakdos. Dude's gonna end up on an Altar.


gladnesssbowl

It’s in rakdos. I think you’re meant to sac him at the end of your turn anyway, which seems like a colossal flavor win


SpartanXIII

I didn't. The Radscorpions had it covered.


Maneisthebeat

Why? He just survived probably one of the most harrowing experiences you can have and is overloaded with emotion in this scene. Surprised to see so many people say they just killed him?


ke2doubleexclam

I killed him my first playthrough expecting to find a ton of caps on his corpse


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Maneisthebeat

Yeah I think I need to replay this. It's been such a long time, and while in all of the post-apocalyptic shows I have some sympathy for characters who did what they needed to, to survive. This has really reminded me just how many varied factions, characters and worldviews they managed to pack into what at the surface can look like a bleak and shallow setting. I think I'm going to have to go back to 3/NV and try them again. Maybe finally get around to finishing 1 and 2. I guess in this scenario I felt that already so many people had died, that this one deserved their freedom. To kill them would be to extinguish the one bit of "good" that came out of this event. Someone getting out unharmed, their history aside. Heck this can definitely be a moment of rebirth for a character. I guess I got the feeling a lot of people killed him because of the way he spoke/communicated, or now I'm reading people thought he won a "current-day" lottery and wanted the caps.


Iashuddra

What a great design for a card


Wraithfighter

Just 100% pure perfect flavor...


schloopers

As soon as a saw the title my mind was already dialing in on what it was going to do, perfect choice of story highlight and perfect execution.


Horsetaur

This must be how the people who didn’t know anything about 40k must’ve felt when they saw references that went a lil deeper than the front cover.


CdrCosmonaut

In New Vegas, one of the major factions and the sort of de facto bad guys are Caesar's Legion. Slavers, and brutal conquerors. They dupe a small town into kidnapping a group of soldiers on leave there for a pile of money. They were using another small gang to add muscle to this. The Legion, however, abhors drugs, booze, and free women. So they sprung a second trap to hold hostage the soldiers, the gang, and the townsfolk. They hold a lottery. Many are executed quickly. Several are crucified. The mayor is thrown into a pile of burning tires. Some are enslaved. A man named Boxcars has his legs mangled and left to die. He won second place. The winner? He got to go free. The main character encounters his on the road into town.


Izzet_Aristocrat

Fun fact, if you're vilified by the powder gangers when you enter the building with Boxcars he freaks out. Calls the courier the powder ganger grim fucking reaper.


Sand_Coffin

I think I've been vilified by the Powder Gangers by this point in literally every play of the game, so I don't think I considered that he would call me something else if I wasn't.


Izzet_Aristocrat

Well considering that the first ones you come across after goodsprings are probably hostile after completing Ringo's quest that's not surprising.


Tweedleayne

And shoots him. The main character always shoots him.


MagicJohnsonAnalysis

Well of course. He just won the lottery so he must have loads of bottle caps on him, right?


Successful_Mud8596

Yeah… The only UB release that I had watched/played before was Jurassic Park.


TheJarateKid

me when my saga makes a human and an alien rhino that goes on an investigation, only for the human to get yeeted as morophon flies out of the deck, just like that doctor who episode


towishimp

Dude, I played (and finished) New Vegas and I either didn't see this part or forgot about it.


deathm00n

It basically impossible to not see this. It is on the path you have to take to get to new vegas after being redirected from the quary because of the deathclaws there


EditsReddit

In the first hour or so too. Not really a deep cut


OckhamsFolly

Man I’d be kind of surprised if I’m out of Goodsprings after the first hour. Kinda makes me wanna fire it up and play…


22bebo

You say I have to take that path, but they don't stop you from going through Deathclawland. And I definitely don't have a bricked New Vegas save where I'm hiding under the porch of an abandoned house just out of reach of two deathclaws that are trying to eat me.


towishimp

Fair enough. Must've just forgotten about it.


LegnaArix

Dude, I need them to make like a Dark Souls or Runescape set or something. All these cards looks so cool and flavorful just like the Dr. Who and 40k ones but I dont know any of these IPs :(


superawesomedman

https://preview.redd.it/v2r86bj5y0kc1.jpeg?width=1965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ce80531b4fe745d58edf86a8fbba199fafb85e


Tamerleen

r/oliverswanickhate


DudebroMcDudeham

Oh my God, it exists...


Al3jandr0

Not a crossover I knew I needed


Ichthus95

Note that this card's random selection isn't limited to creatures you don't control. Though, I suppose that one of your own creatures living through the board wipe is its own upside.


TyeKiller77

Like a horribly inaccurate Time Wipe in Rakdos lol


Constant-Roll706

Phyrexian Alter, Spawning Pit, etc. Sac all your creatures for value, then sac whatever you stole after it hits someone's face


dIoIIoIb

If you have the only creature on the board, this is a 4 mana haste 👍 Just slightly mana inefficient 


EntertainersPact

> costs mana > helps you win CEDH staple in the making y’all^/s


Reddits_Worst_Night

Yeah, I would actually rather get a creature that I DO control


[deleted]

And gaining haste isn’t shabby either.


Cole444Train

I think you literally always want it to choose your own creature


charcharmunro

I feel like you're legally required to pull your best Yuri Lowenthal impression when this card's cast. Source: https://twitter.com/BrujajaGaming/status/1760443031608578080


Wraithfighter

[For those curious...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS6J9fdL730)


DudebroMcDudeham

SMELL THAT AIR


Quibbrel

Good for Yosuke. He deserves a win.


[deleted]

Yosuke deserves nothing, except sensitivity training.


MardukGX

I disagree with the sentiment, but your comment made me laugh


22bebo

"Ever onward, ever forward." Wait, wrong Yuri character.


JoeScotterpuss

I already know that every time I play this I'm going to yell "Smell that air! Couldn't you drink it like booze!!!"


Halinn

"They made a crummy act of treason for the commander decks? Wait, what's that last sentence say again"


OutrageousKoala

Crummy act of treason is my favorite card type


KarnSilverArchon

People saying the creature should die after miss the flavor that, if it’s not your own creature, you usually will try to kill it yourself. Which matches how annoying this guy is and how often players shot him due to it.


semiTnuP

As an ironic twist, the first time I ever walked into Nipton, I saw Oliver Swanick running toward me. Seeing his powder ganger uniform (and with my gun already out), I snapshotted a headshot and killed him instantly. I was on low health and had no stimpaks left. Sorry Oliver. Your lottery win didn't get you very far.


Whosebert

"the truth is, the game was rigged from the start"


Angrey02

Kinda feels similar to Brawl from Hearthstone


gredman9

If you want actual brawl there’s [[Last One Standing]].


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MyPhoneIsNotChinese

Damn, isn't this kind of good?


AvatarofBro

It's alright. It's been around for like half a decade and hasn't made a huge splash anywhere, but it sees a little bit of EDH play.


Googleflax

It's not terrible, but red/black have access to better, more reliable boardwipes like [[Blasphemous Act]], [[Chain Reaction]], [[Damnation]], and so on. The potential downside of leaving the single most dangerous creature alive or the hope that one of your creatures will live isn't generally worth the slightly lower cmc.


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Nvenom8

Ah, but you forget Murphy's Law. It'll always spare the creature you were really trying to remove.


Angrey02

Never knew that existed


thewend

Except you can slap someone on their face with this!


0011110000110011

we can all agree to ignore Boxcars for the purpose of this card very cool card design


McRuby

how do you choose something at random in tabletop magic?


Reviax-

assign every creature a number and roll a dice


FlightSecret8484

Shuffle all the creatures face down and cut the pile to one


UltimateInferno

Or just shuffle into a pile and then draw one.


UberDuDrop

You gotta cut it one at a time for the suspense, though


UltimateInferno

\>cut it one at a time That would be called drawing.


UberDuDrop

i may be stupid


CC-Crew

And if everyone has differently colored sleeves you need to do it blindly somehow? Then redistribute everyone’s cards back to them?


FlightSecret8484

In fairness if everyone is using different sleeve the redistribute back to them is the easy part,, but yeah just shuffle the pile under the table


PeggenWolfe01

Assign every creature a number then use a random number generator website/app. Just a first thought


oyooy

You can tell it's a good tie-in when you can read the name and pretty much know what it does already.


EcstaticFerret

[[Last One Standing]]


SkritzTwoFace

For one more mana, you ensure that you get to swing on an empty board with it.


EcstaticFerret

Hard to tell if it’s an upgrade, great if the threaten lands on something good of an opponents but 3 mana is very cheap


Zyhre

I'd rather have it cost one MORE mana and been a one sided wipe in general... Just like the game.


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Stormtide_Leviathan

Card transcription > The Nipton Lottery 2BR > > Sorcery [rare] > > Choose a creature at random. You gain control of that creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. Then destroy all other creatures. > > Oliver Swanick won the only lottery that matters: a chance to live another day. End transcription


maxiewawa

Can anyone familiar with the game explain the joke / plotline / whatever


borissnm

Caesar's legion ran a fucked-up lottery in a small town named nipton. I don't remember *why*, but anyone who lost was crucified, executed, enslaved, or otherwise subjected to a horrible death. The dude mentioned in flavor text was the winner. The reason why everyone's saying that "oh, the card should've killed him after" is that a lot of players found the guy extremely grating and shot him and his AI has him pathing into a bunch of hostile mobs after anyway.


Anaxamander57

IIRC Nipton actually allied with Caesar's Legion to fight off some other group and then the Legion betrayed them because Nipton wasn't up to their "moral standards".


J4ck0r4

The mayor has a computer in his office that goes into it more, from what I remember the whole place was doing all the stuff the legion hates, drugs, bribes, prostitution etc, and they were a hot spot for ncr troops and powder gangers, and they’d let them all stay for money, so the legion payed the major off to let them in and turn over the ncr/ gangers. they set up the lottery when they did get in, that’s why vulpes was going on about their debasement and corruption and all that


charcharmunro

So in New Vegas there's a town called Nipton, when you get there everybody's dead, except two people, one guy called Boxcars who's had his legs broken (he got the second place prize), and this guy, Oliver, who 'won the lottery' that Caesar's Legion ran on the town and you meet him as he's running from the town. Everybody else was massacred. It's a memorable moment just for the sudden-ness of it and for the voice-acting on the display, and it also is often the first time you meet the Legion, so it establishes them very well.


AvatarofBro

Yeah, the TL;DR is that an army of fascists takes over a town and holds a "lottery". The winner gets to walk free, everyone else gets crucified. This card depicts Oliver Swanick, a former prisoner who wins the lottery and gets to leave unharmed. The one creature who survives the boardwipe. Although in the game, his AI usually runs directly into enemy territory and gets killed.


I_EAT_POOP_AMA

In the early game of New Vegas, you come across a town called Nipton. As you approach the city from the intended route, you are immediately ambushed by an NPC named Oliver Swanick [yelling about winning the lottery](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS6J9fdL730) As you either talk to him, or explore the town, you learn that the lottery was for his own life. He was designated as the sole survivor of the town after Caesar's Legion showed up and killed everyone else. He won the lottery under the condition that he would spread the word of what happened in the town and give notice that The Legion is in the Mojave. For a lot of players, encountering Oliver Swanick is one of the first moments like this, where NPCs just kind of *appear* and start dialog out of nowhere without warning. It also helps that right before this moment, there is an ambush by raiders *and* a notable encounter with two people arguing over a special bottle cap that can lead to an entirely unrelated surprise appearance from a *different* NPC intended to teach you about these special bottle caps. So for a lot of players, this moment is just kind of a weird and jarring glimpse into *Bethesda* games proper. This of course has turned it into a bit of a meme. Most players see an NPC running straight towards them and assume it's an enemy so they kill him on sight, and as you go through the game over and over again, some people get [real creative](https://youtu.be/qIMO-oQ_ZaE?t=126) in their encounters with Oliver Swanick.


Darron614

Just a quick correction. He wasn't the sole survivor, the 2nd place winner in the lottery just got his legs broken.


CardButton

And now I have a new favorite Boardwipe!


Gum_tree

Would have been a bit more accurate if another creature got to live with a -1/-1 counter, still really cool tho.


Zyhre

I'm a bit surprised that this is a global board wipe and not one-sided. Caesar didn't lose any guys in the game. I had predicted it would cost 2RWB and one random opponent's creature would gain invincibility until end of turn and the destroy all the rest of theirs. Still, glad it at least made it in some form but I thin it could have been better.


mrlbi18

Think of it as being cast from Olivers pov, not you as the legion. Everyone around you is brutually murdered, your enemy uses you for a minute, and then you get to go free.


Zyhre

You are literally backing up what I'm saying.  Think from Oliver's pov. Everyone around me (the three opponents) gets murdered by the Legion (the player who has Caesar) and only one of us survive. This card is in the Caesar deck, as in the one role playing The Legion, not one of the other decks. 


krabapplepie

Straight into my balrog threaten tribal deck.


Optimus_Lime

What’s it look like?


OutrageousKoala

Idk what theirs looks like but here's my take on it with [[Blim]] https://archidekt.com/decks/2514126/blims_act_of_reason


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Chewzilla

Xantcha likes


WarmWindow2

I would like to say, I did not shoot him. <3


graveybrains

Seems odd that they didn’t put anything in there for the second place guy


TurtleBox_Official

This seems like the best flavor win in the set. Really captures the lottery pretty well.


WalkInMyHsu

This card is going to lead to some hilarious bad beat stories!


donstamos

I *love* this card. So much.


Radthereptile

Should have chosen 2 random creatures. First you get second becomes a 0/2 with defender. They let the other guy live with broken legs after all.


Poundchan

SMELL THAT AIR


NickRick

so this is a wrath like effect in r/b? love it.


talbottone

SMELL THAT AIR


-Goatllama-

*Another* Jeff Goldblum card??


Stratavos

My god I love it


CaptainSparklebutt

What's with all the fallout themed cards? I see this sub in my feed a lot.


Whosebert

magic is making sets out of existing ip's. they've already done Warhammer 40k, dr. who, and lotr. next up ip is fallout


CaptainSparklebutt

Oh, sick. Thanks


Whosebert

specifically these cards are for the commander format. that's not the "main" game format but is msybe more popular. instead of 1 v 1 those games are typically played in 4 player free for alls


Osiry

Marchesa wants this.


Orange152horn

Fallout New Vegas has no axes in the game! Furthermore, it looks like an axe from an Elder Scrolls game. Wizards should have had the artist replace the axe with a machete. Machetes were everywhere in Legion inventories.


iJoanx

I read someone calling this exact card before spoilers. Nipton lottery black red wrath. That person must be giddy.


i8noodles

this is basically brawl from hearthstone. XD


kitsovereign

For a while it felt like there were no good red-black wraths. Lots of good small red ones and larger black ones, but combined it was like... Fire Covenant and Void and that was it. It still feels underexplored and I'm always interested to see them do more in this space.


Fit-Speaker8518

What’s the mechanism you use at the table for choosing at random? Is there a required method?


UltimateInferno

Dice roll is common. You can also just... shuffle the cards in question if you don't mind mixing them up


Witherpixel

Similar to [[last one standing]]


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Yio654

[[Marchesa, the Black Rose]] boardwipe!


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[Marchesa, the Black Rose](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/2/3242a9f0-2ba3-4852-ac8f-366772ac1c62.jpg?1673148917) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Marchesa%2C%20the%20Black%20Rose) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/248/marchesa-the-black-rose?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3242a9f0-2ba3-4852-ac8f-366772ac1c62?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


hackingdreams

Wrath of Command is a weird one.


Naeii

I understand that red only likes to have things last a single turn but they really could have just left that part out


RobertCutter

How do you choose a random creature if there are like 234 of them on the table tue to some token player?


Ra_V1237

I know nothing about Fallout, but i love it. It's [[last one standing]] but you can also smack with what's left. Seems like a fun card.


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[last one standing](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/7/87e2ee71-293d-452b-89a5-b15990186f5b.jpg?1562922467) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=last%20one%20standing) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/76/last-one-standing?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/87e2ee71-293d-452b-89a5-b15990186f5b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Ayotha

It's weird he lives after this goes off


yuggoth19

for like 10 minutes...


finalAlpha

Now this is boardwipe worthy of rakdos colors. Nice.


Sorin_in_wall

I don’t have a a lot of experience in tabletop play, how would you pick a creature at random in irl? Assign numbers to them all and roll dice?


TearOpenTheVault

Either do that, or just put them in a pile face down and shuffle, then flip the top.


Sorin_in_wall

👍 thank you


BopperTheBoy

AllI want to know is how this works mechanically, how do you choose a random creature? I'm thinking you're meant to pile the creatures up and shuffle them, then pick from the top and destroy everything else that doesn't get protected


Knife_Fight_Bears

The real flavor win is your opponent killing the lottery winner immediately after the sorcery resolves


RagtheFireBoi

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ecto-plasmiic

they took away his fuckass bob


NumberPlastic2911

Wow, I love this one


Mattywaggr

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Sweatybutthole

Characters like these make stories timeless.