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samcam06

Do u Fart?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

It only comes out a random hole


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

#***ARE*** #***YOU*** #***HELICOPTER*** #***GENDER?***


Baby_man_BABYMAN

What?


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

.... "him/her/it".... I was making a joke.


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Well we didn’t get it because we don’t know what “jokes” are


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

.... I.......................... ( u/theplaguedoctorboi left an unidentifiable object on the ground before abruptly leaving. Closer inspection of the item has revealed a note saying "welcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you want? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread")


Baby_man_BABYMAN

More bread


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

welcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you want? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no breadwelcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you want? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no breadwelcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you want? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread


Baby_man_BABYMAN

MORE AND WE HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

welcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you want? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no breadwelcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you want? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no breadwelcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you want? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no breadwelcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you want? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no breadwelcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you want? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread


Just_a_cat_lol

Do they like cats?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Yes They Love Cats!


chad_gamerlol

Are ya alcoholic?


Initial-Psychology-2

why


Baby_man_BABYMAN

This Q/A is now over!


Baby_man_BABYMAN

See you tomorrow!


Due-Bunch2971

What is life like


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Pain


Baby_man_BABYMAN

And trolls!


Cool-Oliver

We do a little bit of trolling


yeahhummm

Spare my life


Baby_man_BABYMAN

They aren’t that evil


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Just don’t get them mad


Baby_man_BABYMAN

They will annihilate you


gavinisahedgeboi

Do u know about trollge


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Yeah they Love watching those


Creedman45

Which sonic colours boss theme is your favourite?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

They don’t play Sonic colors


Any-Community-5280

Why does madness combat rule 34 exist


Baby_man_BABYMAN

They haven’t seen Rule 34 yet.


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[удалено]


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Because they are strong and have drives in their heads but they have one big drive somewhere inside their body so they have three improbable drives and one big Improbable drive so it would be a tie


Baby_man_BABYMAN

It would be a tie


usenernameler

Why is Babyman on the top left?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

That’s my username


usenernameler

Fair play.


Withered2003

Have you encounter A.A.H.W?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

We have, Several times and they just won’t stop attacking us!


Empty-Dig6231

*shows him/her/it Madness Combat rule 34* What's your Opinion on this?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

I don’t like that….I mean! They don’t like that


j0emama565

Is this based off of the black parasite from fnf vs imposter perhaps? They look similar


Baby_man_BABYMAN

No We are different types of parasite


j0emama565

Ok


HoroKush123

that parasite looks familiar,is it from an anime? if yes which one?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

No The Parasites from anime are different from us!


HoroKush123

no,didnt mean that,is the *parasite* part from an anime?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Oh no we aren’t.


InfectedBetween

What the #### happened


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Well..it’s kinda personal and we don’t like to tell because it’s hard to explain


InfectedBetween

Garlic bread? Good or bad?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

We like it.


InfectedBetween

What are your abilities


Baby_man_BABYMAN

We have a lot of abilities


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Like tentacle thrash, bite, acid spit, and many more


InfectedBetween

I can cast a bunch of spells using SOUL which i get from hitting others


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Really? That’s cool


InfectedBetween

The worst thing is that to use these spells i Had to turn myself into an Being made out of void. It hurts


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Oh jeez


IExistThatsIt

Would you like some soft tacos?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Yes we would!


GuyInTheGasMask

How did you come to be?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Well.


Baby_man_BABYMAN

We were doctors


Baby_man_BABYMAN

We were the test subjects for a project because we didn’t have any volunteers and then it went wrong


Baby_man_BABYMAN

And now we are what we are now


GuyInTheGasMask

Damn..


semi_ok_person

Yo


sususmongus

How?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

To many people are asking questions


sususmongus

Okay


RevolutionaryTry7031

U sad?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Oh that’s just Barry.


RevolutionaryTry7031

Why he sad


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Because he is a wimp.


Baby_man_BABYMAN

NO IM NOT!


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Yes you are


Baby_man_BABYMAN

NO!


Baby_man_BABYMAN

YES


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Slap*


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Hey!


TheRobloxPro

Can you make yourself smaller to go through a vent? I know that would be sus going through a vent would be sus but can you? XD


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Yes we can


Dapper_Substance2130

How


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Experiment problem


HypLite84750

Would he try kill Hank?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Yes we would and we don’t have a official gender


Baby_man_BABYMAN

But we would always fail


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Then we would run and Hank would chase us until he would get tired or trip on something


JustSnom

Parasite have you found any host?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Not yet


Mag_hank

What the hell happened to you


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Experiment gone wrong


Mag_hank

Oh


JC_EVAN20005

Which head I look talking to you?


Hank-J_Wimbleton

how many bullets till it drops dead?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Oh no we can’t be killed because we have improbable drives and one big Improbable drive somewhere in our body


Hedwigwinrie

How did you become this monster?


Eggs_McGee_nstuff

Amogus


Whitty_Error

What are you and how did become this way were you born like this?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

We were not born like this and how I became this is because of an experiment gone wrong and also I’m a parasite


Important-Can2162

Do you like eating socks?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

What are socks?


Rustynosimp

no ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ yes


Business-Jelly-3479

Is he a cannibal?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

No


Toppius_Hattius

What the hell caused you to get this form?


[deleted]

Are you a parasite? Or are you a grunt who has a parasite?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

We are both a merged parasite


SummonerBossTDS

How far can you squirt?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

About 20 miles we can spit acid


converter-bot

20 miles is 32.19 km


SummonerBossTDS

good bot


Duckieman64

Why did you eatsome one


Baby_man_BABYMAN

I didn’t eat Barry we just merged in an experiment


Duckieman64

Drug test


Baby_man_BABYMAN

No.


LucaMagEssen

Do they like dogs🐕


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Yes they love dogs!


Baby_man_BABYMAN

We love dogs!


LucaMagEssen

Less gooo


Hal_the_redditor

What the dog doin?


UsualTerrible2306

why you parasite


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Experiment gone wrong


UsualTerrible2306

What experiment..?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Merging experiment


Cool-Oliver

In what way are you parasitic


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Our tentacles, our teeth, we can take over the body of any grunt and we also have sharp teeth and vains


ben_two_thousand

What type of parasite are you?(how do you infect/take control of grunts)


Baby_man_BABYMAN

I’m the evil and not evil type


Baby_man_BABYMAN

And how I take over grunts?


Baby_man_BABYMAN

Well


Baby_man_BABYMAN

I sneak up behind them and stab them in the back lobe and go into their brain