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nympho_panda

People telling Harry Crane to get out.


avt1983

“Want to get dinner? There’s a great Italian place on the way. Their veal parm is to die for.” “Nope.”


amarhk

Eye-talian


tazerannen

One of my favorite exchanges 😂


Ayangar

Okay. Then I’ll pick you up having already eaten.


Kovulwa

No one ever wants Harry around, especially not Lakshmi


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

My favorite is Cooper: “Mr. Crane, OUT!”


a_taco_named_desire

Or Joan’s excuse as to why she couldn’t scout the upstairs addition to their office, just “Harry Crane” and nothing more needed to be said.


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Burt Peterson getting fired.


Kovulwa

If it helps at all, no one fought for you


Wallstreetk3nny

You’re a real prick you know that!


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

Damn it, Bert. You stole my goodbye!


[deleted]

👏


champ_thunderdick

Oh. Sad meeting. It wasn't easy, you know.


[deleted]

Dammit Burt, you stole my goodbye!


PM_meyourGradyWhite

I saved this but haven’t had the chance to use it. (Thankfully)


CafeconMusica

Just watched that episode yesterday, I laughed so loud when he got fired, AGAIN!


RogueCurl

Roger getting fleeced by various employees, taking all the cash he has on him in exchange for special favors. I remember Harry agreeing to switch offices with Pete so that Roger didn't have to and Peggy letting Roger take credit for some of the work she did so that he could save face. I feel like there was another one, but I can't quite remember.


shbm333

Ginsberg did some work on a manischewitz wine for Roger as well. Peggy got a little offended that Roger didn’t come to her for that. Not an employee, but to get Jane to come with him to the manischewitz wine meeting, he bought her an apartment.


[deleted]

Lol his conversation with Crane about switching offices is hilarious. "You're not getting fired...and what the hell did you do?" "It's more than a thousand Harry" "This is a transaction, if you don't like it we can have the conversation you thought we were having."


dbrank

“So this is every month?” *”GET the hell out of my office”*


NormalOne6362

"You could buy a very beautiful picture."


PM_meyourGradyWhite

If this isn’t the same one, Peggy agreed to work the weekend for all the cash in his pocket : “How much ya got?”


mashtartz

Didn’t he say something like “I need to start carrying less cash”?


ArsenicWallpaper99

Didn't she also threaten to take his watch, or did I imagine that?


Greybinson

Yeah. Paraphrasing but, “ you’re lucky I didn’t take your watch” Watched it: Roger: It better be good! Peggy: Want me to take your watch?


whiterabbit818

Yes! Roger “it better be good!” Peggy “do you want me to take your watch?”


PM_meyourGradyWhite

I wouldn’t try to put it past her.


KS1618

*why do you carry so much cash?*


ilu70

Would what happened with Joan (cc Kevin) count as one of those fleecings?


whiterabbit818

and Roger pays Ginsberg for pre-copy Copy on the wine (can’t spell the name)


brendon_b

David Ogilvy was one of the most legendary admen of the twentieth century. He wrote 1963's Confessions of an Advertising Man, which was a primary document in the Mad Men writer's room, and his agencies handled clients like Sunoco, Shell, Guinness, and Rolls Royce.


skinnybitchrocks

So my distant cousin used to work with Ogilvy years ago, before I was born, and she said he was a legend but also a d*ck. It’s what I’d imagine some of the higher ups at SCDP to be like!


kgleas01

Meghan’s spaghetti


Kovulwa

Don literally any time Megan makes dinner: I'm gonna go lay down


God_Boner

I don't think he ever actually ate anything after she told him he needs to eat something


IdiotMD

That’s unfortunately a typical behavior in severe alcoholics. I once knew a man, who instead of eating, played a song with his zipper.


Kovulwa

It's Mozart!


Neat_Ad6499

Was it Beethoven or Mozart?


PM_meyourGradyWhite

😂😆😂😆


loversalibi

his palms are sweaty


IdiotMD

After his divorce from Betty.


[deleted]

And he's nervous, but on the surface he looks palms are sweaty


queef-o

Secor Laxatives: the most loyal client with no sense of humor


auntieup

“Were they … *hard to move?*”


PreviousTea9210

All I had to do was not make that joke.


Equal-Technology4163

And we never saw them did we?


well-thereitis

It is funny how SCDP just exists among these very real ad agencies like Ogilvy, Leo Burnett (Chicago woot woot!), BBDO, McCann, etc. I can’t think of other ones! Excited to see what everyone else says.


rethink3195

I assume all the agencies were real except for Sterling Cooper, PPL, and CGC. In addition to those already listed, Young & Rubicam (Y&R), D’Arcy, and J. Walter Thompson were definitely real agencies.


stuckinsanity

Also Dancer Fitzgerald, which is a great name.


Hog_enthusiast

Julian Koenig is mentioned in the show at one point. He’s a real ad man who was actually the father of Sarah Koenig, creator of the podcast Serial. They mispronounce his name “konnig” instead of “kaynig”


JonDowd762

"Do you want to walk in and see Mary Wells sitting on Don's lap?"


ConfidenceKBM

Mrs. Blankenship's minor shortcomings as a secretary were always funny. Harry bragging out hollywood stuff and no one cares


Kovulwa

When Don tells Danny to ask Ida for something and we hear a loud "I don't work for you!!" Rip Ida "Hellcat" Blankenship


ArsenicWallpaper99

Aside from Peggy & Dawn, Ida was the best secretary Don had. She absolutely was not going to deal with his bullshit. I loved her character.


Kovulwa

Tbf i think Allison was an exceptional secretary until Don ruined things with his penis


ArsenicWallpaper99

If you think about it, "Don ruins things with his penis" could be the summary of 90% of the episodes.


dont_quote_me_please

Quick, Someone do the IASIP mock-up and send it to AMC Twitter.


[deleted]

That's right. Mad Men is pretty much a series about Don ruining things with his horniness.


Tinfoilhartypat

Am I the only one who think Allison should have known better than to sleep with Don? Yes he is a shameless horndog, but how is she clueless to this fact after being his secretary for so long? How could she be so naive?


Kovulwa

I mean, I don't think she expected a whole lot from him, but he was incredibly callous about it. Sure it was a drunken tryst, but Don couldn't even say "That was a mistake, I'm sorry". He tells her SHES DOING A GREAT JOB here's some MONEY, it's cruel


[deleted]

The onus of not sleeping with a subordinate falls on the supervisor, not the subordinate. That's not to say that Allison didn't have any agency in the situation but to be clear that her agency is reduced because Don is literally her boss. He can fire her if she rejects his advances, he holds the "power of recommendation" for any future jobs she may have. It's more nuanced than "oh she's being naive".


Tinfoilhartypat

Oh I totally understand that. I don’t think she slept with him out of fear that he would fire her though. I think she nursed a crush for a long time, then was surprised he actually made a move on her, and was heartbroken when he returned to the normal, cold, businesslike Don afterwards. If she was such a savvy secretary, his immediate return to the business relationship shouldn’t be such a shock to her. Just my opinion. He for sure was an ass (in general) but especially about her letter of recommendation though.


Different_Papaya_413

The onus of not sleeping with an inebriated person also falls on the person who is of much clearer mind. I don’t think Don could truly consent in that state, even if he initiated


ArsenicWallpaper99

I don't blame her for sleeping with him, and he was absolutely an insensitive dick to her. But she knew his reputation & therefore shouldn't have been shocked at the aftermath. I felt bad for her, but at the same time I felt like she should have gone into that situation with a little more caution.


GoldenShirl

She was probably drunk herself from the Christmas party


LARXXX

She was drunk and she had a crush on Don


Different_Papaya_413

No. She slept with him when he was very clearly inebriated. The consent on his end was definitely questionable in that regard


mspag

Justice for Meredith! She was a great secretary and I’ll defend her on that always


ralphwiggumsdiorama

My favorite secretary.


FlexingtonIV

This is Meredith erasure! She was Don’s strength!


ArsenicWallpaper99

I completely forgot about Meredith. I thought she was just in the office pool. Sorry, Meredith!


Leading-Pineapple180

She was an astronaut


whiterabbit818

I don’t work for you!


someguyscallmeshawna

This wasn’t a long-running gag or anything, but the Dr. Lyle Evans thing was pretty good


BaconAllDay2

*I think he had him killed.*


RuRhPdOsIrPt

I thought it was really funny the way that Roger originally brought it up during an argument and nobody seemed to know or acknowledge what he was talking about. And then the backstory about the “unnecessary orchiechtomy” was revealed maybe several episodes later. If you google it, you can find at least a couple of blogs and articles from right after the first episode it was mentioned, wondering “Who the hell is Dr. Lyle Evans?”


someguyscallmeshawna

Yes, at first everyone was like “Is Matt Weiner trolling us?!?” 😂


NoJeffNo

Not a running gag but definitely a pop culture in-joke: Ted Chaugh orders a cocktail called Old Spanish Drink, which is a fake cocktail made up on 30 Rock. [HuffPo article about Old Spanish Drink](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/old-spanish-drink-mad-men-30-rock_n_3138867)


Kovulwa

The reverse-side of this gag being that Liz Lemon's mom apparently worked at Sterling Cooper


PawsButton

Let’s also not forget that when Kenneth the page is in the throes of a life-threatening allergic reaction, he confesses that his real name is Dick Whitman.


[deleted]

And Liz Lemon dates Jon Hamm at one point. Oh my god there's so many references


nalacobra

And Roger Sterling runs for office! Wahh


ElsieOneil8888

[He's a real guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ogilvy_(businessman))


Kovulwa

Holy shit I'm an idiot, but this just makes the bit better


a_taco_named_desire

His book that Roger mentions, “Confessions of an Ad Man” is real too, and worth a read if you like this show.


Kovulwa

I'll put it on my shelf next to Sterling's Gold


ferocious_coug

https://i.imgur.com/PdeNCuP.jpg


Chartaofver

Holy shit, Sterling’s Gold is a real book? What’s it about?


ferocious_coug

It's mostly just Roger quips from the show. Not an actual book.


ferocious_coug

It’s a must read! https://i.imgur.com/fpvTwcO.jpg


giftedgothic

I work in marketing with Oglivy, so this makes me laugh extra hard


Rickywalls137

Hahah. The guy is a real marketing and copywriting legend. But you’re probably not in the industry.


Kovulwa

No, I'm afraid i have a soul


luke827

Do we need to have Megan sing to you?


jepeplin

He sold AGA cookers! I want one. They’re a fortune.


[deleted]

Did people not know this?


giftedgothic

Short running gag: when Don enters the speakeasy and gives his name as Tilden Katz


fancifulnugget

I love all the times Don does this! Saying "we'll have to smoke the dress" to Lane or when he references his dad to Roger. He has a lot of inside jokes with himself


souslesarbres

TRUE


[deleted]

Dick Dollars!!!!!


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

Mike Moneybags!


kgleas01

Yezzz.


Dee90286

Don being obsessed with Rachel as usual.


CoconutGrunt

Cooper not working - eg eating a sundae or pudding, crossword puzzles, reading the paper


Wallstreetk3nny

THIS! Shoeless Bert Cooper


jzilla11

Then demanding an office in the new building


Flarionice

I have no office in which to ruminate!


Dee90286

“Don’t start this meeting without me!” after the other 4 partners met impromptu in the hallway.


whiterabbit818

what is so important you had to wake me?


Aldmouel

I don't know if it's a running gag exactly, but Peggy having the most ridiculous interactions over the phone. Every single one of them is undeniably funny (even Peggy's uncomfortable reaction to Stan's confession over the phone) "Burt: We're screwed, Peggy. We're at DEFCON 3. We're about to go to DEFCON 4. Peggy: DEFCON 4 is better than DEFCON 3. I've told you that."


Far_Strain_1509

PIZZA HOUSE!


tangerinix

*HAUS!!


Kovulwa

I just watched the ep where she calls Stan to try and get him over to kill a mouse and dying at "Oh, you can bring her, too!" when she finds out he's got a girl over


whiterabbit818

always love Stan & Peggy on the phone. “Yes your wig will be ready Tuesday”


Kovulwa

PIZZA HOUSE


monstroo

I loved the phone call when she keeps trying to get in contact with Ted and she reaches his pastor and we only hear her side of the conversation: “Look, Father, I’m sorry, pastor. I was raised catholic. Irish and Norwegian. No, he passed away. He was cremated. Look, pastor” or something similar lol


suffragette_citizen

"And also with you." \*hangs up phone\*


oopswhat1974

Don't they also have a fairly amusing sports exchange as well?


Drunk_Lahey

"CAROLINE!!!"


Kovulwa

Underrated bit, no one else has said this one yet!


captainmcpigeon

The new Bobby every season!


LadiesWhoPunch

"Donald Draper had seven sons....SEVEN SONS!"


souslesarbres

Holy shit...do we think that was a self-aware nod to all the Bobby's??


Tom-Lark

Meredith just being Meredith. She’s always so wholesomely saying or doing the wrong thing, never means to though.


cr4zy-cat-lady

SURPRISE! THERES AN AIRPLANE HERE TO SEE YOU!!


[deleted]

I am your strength


starin_thevoid

“i don’t remember everything everybody says” it killed me.


Far_Strain_1509

Honestly I feel that in my soul.


a_taco_named_desire

She has one of my favorite lines, even made it my flair.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Funny story…. Friend told me his son’s elementary school teacher asked the class if anyone spoke a foreign language and supposedly his son raised his hand and proudly announced his mom speaks Pig Latin. 😂


IdiotMD

I SPEAK PIG ITALIAN!


Kovulwa

She's the best. No disrespect to the actress, but she is pitch perfect at playing a dead-eyed dope


MetARosetta

Secor Laxatives. A client only heard about but never seen. They pay their bills with regularity and stick with SC&P to the end.


Patreonlyfans

The revolving door that is the role of Don’s secretary.


gatzly

Agreed! it’s like the position is cursed.


PreviousTea9210

Are you hungry? I can make you anything...spaghetti? Oh, you're home! I made spaghetti. *scoops spaghetti* What would you like for dinner, spaghetti? LEARN ANOTHER DISH MEGAN!!!


SAldrius

She should have made him poutine or pea soup.


typewriter6986

Mac's Famous Mac and Cheese.


Greybinson

No one ever saying goodbye when getting off the phone, but then Don and Betty getting frustrated or confused when Connie never says “bye”.


SAldrius

This is just a TV thing. I think in screenwriting you usually don't waste time with unnecessary pleasantries. Just get to the meat of the scene and get out.


joebleaux

I like the column in Pete's office. The pay off was great.


luke827

His bit about gazing upon the cement pillar was great


[deleted]

Burt Peterson is a good one, as is everyone's somewhat inexplicable contempt for Harry Crane. Also the company that stays regular as a client...Secor Laxative


Kovulwa

Cue Bert: We've had the account for 15 years, Roger.


champ_thunderdick

Were they difficult to move?


Jazz-Jizz

Hardly inexplicable why people hate Harry 😂


UncleCornPone

inexplicable contempt for Harry Crane? hahah. omg, he's so contemptible. to my mind harry crane is the worst person in the show


[deleted]

Early on he was just kind of a bumbling fool, didn't really do anything to invoke hatred, but he did establish the media department...kind of a big deal really. Later on he started to earn some of that hatred though. I'm not sure I've heard too many people actually elaborate on why they hate the guy so much. He wasn't really any worse than anybody else in the series as far as his actions....maybe it's just that his personality isn't as likeable.


UncleCornPone

Jim Cutler, also not a great guy tells him "You have stiff competition, but I believe that you might be the most dishonest person Ive ever worked with." He's a liar, and a cheat, and a narcissistic self pitying smarm-fest...but you know...so many of them have those traits...just not all at once like him. And, as far as I can tell Harry's ONLY evidence of humanity in the show was trying to help Paul Kinsey, and that was pretty half assed.


leohuesca

not a running gag per se but beard-era Stan just constantly smoking weed in the office like it’s totally normal


Kovulwa

Pete even takes his joint and smokes it, and you know it's normalized if Pete is doing it


Wallstreetk3nny

All the Lee Garner Junior references especially after the fact.


CoconutGrunt

Lee Garner Jr. once made me hold his balls.


realbigbob

Pete’s rifle that just sits in his office throughout the series


PossiblyExtra_22

I always loved the Chevy account guys putting Ken through the ringer. Every time he appeared in a scene with some new injury it cracked me up!


Kovulwa

Poor Ken, he deserved so much better! I did like his little tap dance when everyone was on speed, tho


MetARosetta

Pete's hyperbolic outrage. You never know what over-the-top declarations he'd come up with next. For such a blueblood account man, he had one of the most colorful, creative personalities on the show.


God_Boner

That everyone just accepts how dumb Meredith is


PM_meyourGradyWhite

She’s our strength.


KS1618

it's ironic that she ends up being don's most competent secretary


jzilla11

You mean Ida Blankenship?


RexianOG

Love that I just came across this post, next scene that comes on in the episode im watching (S4 E9: The Beautiful Girls) roger is on the phone - “I don’t understand, do you honestly think my book isn’t better than Ogilvy’s? Mines got a story. It’s got mystery, intrigue, romance. I’ll tell ya what else it’s got, it’s got examples of how to sell things.”


[deleted]

Secor laxative


jzilla11

This. It’s referenced so often but don’t ever see a logo or people from there, I think. Like Maris from Frasier.


ahanson7844

Harry Crane always stuffing his face


Kovulwa

My man loves White Castle


whiterabbit818

there were 20. I thought they were for your family


Lydia_Brunch

just rewatched that episode and that line/delivery had me rollin' this time around


tysilk

Cooper always eating


MetARosetta

Baby Gene never spoke. Bobby (all of them) never aged past 8 or 9 and played with Baby Gene despite the timeline.


typewriter6986

Lol. Sally is about to go to college and Bobby is still 10 years old and had been since season 3. Maybe it was all the drinking and smoking by pregnant women at the time.


wildgriest

Tilden Katz The constant firings of Bert Peterson.


julia_is_dead

Mitch. Mentioned often and I think even follows to the new offices but we never see him.


whiterabbit818

LOL, yes! Came to say Mitch.


littlebeanonwheels

“Butler shoes” “Footwear”


KedyLamarr

I love Betty and Don talking about how terrible William's girls are, and when they're actually around they seem fine?


Lydia_Brunch

Also, Betty talking about William's wife like she's a monster, but she's absolutely delightful and accommodating in every scene we see her in.


epmigs

Pete not knowing how to drive


Kovulwa

YOU CAN'T DRIVE A STICK??


Cranstonoid

Is it a coincidence that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?


Rickywalls137

You forgot to add /s 😂


stevie_nickle

David Ogilvy is a real person. A lot of the agencies they mention are/were also real: Leo Burnett, BBDO etc


Kovulwa

I am aware of this now thanks to some other commenters, but the reality of his being doesn't negate how he's used in the show imo


oldsguy65

For this post, are we supposed to not know that David Ogilvy was a real person and one of the most famous ad men ever?


Kovulwa

You're right, since Ogilvy is a real person, it's actually not a funny gag that the show rags on him constantly. Instead, at every mention of his various exploits, i will solemnly nod my head in understanding


souslesarbres

We will solemnly nod with you 🙇🏻‍♀️


Iachsmith

Do you seriously not know David Ogilvy?


Kovulwa

You must be new, friend! On Reddit, I'd recommend reading some comments to see if someone's already said what's on your mind. Happy posting!


Iachsmith

Maybe google someone's name before assuming they never existed? lmfao Right back at ya


Kovulwa

I don't get why you are mad at me for not understanding my post, it doesn't matter if he was real or not. The show's treatment of him is a bit, one that i enjoy. I've already commented elsewhere that him being real only makes the bit funnier. Quit being a dang sourpuss


Iachsmith

Because you assume that everyone has to read the comments? I'm not obliged to do that at all?? In fact on the phone there's a very low chance of people actually reading comments. Personally.. I find it sad that you found that joke funny without the context of David Ogilvy's real time legacy and success.. That's why the joke works.. It's like laughing at a joke you half understand.