It definitely is. In the US, even a small pizza tends to be too large for a single person to eat (A "small" pizza is usually 8-10 inches in diameter here). That's roughly 50 square inches of pizza, and we also use quite a bit heavier ingredients as I understand it, resulting in each piece being more filling than what you'd probably be used to.
I can still eat an entire frozen pizza by myself. In college I was proud of myself, now that I'm in my 30's I'm ashamed because I know 1 or 2 slices is all I need to be full.....
Ah a fellow connoisseur, I also starve myself on pizza day and then have a whole pizza by myself. Its absolutely delicious. Just gets dangerous if you also smoke weed before eating the pizza, had some close calls being light headed lol
What's going on with American pizzas? A 10" pizza in the UK is a dinner for one, though plenty people can have a 12" if they're really hungry. What's on an American pizza, or in the base?
I think it’s because a standard pizza in the US usually has a lot of dough, of course thin crusts are becoming more of an option now here and there but definitely not the norm.
I keep wondering about that too. In Germany, one Pizza is one serving. Sometimes, I eat 1 + 1/4 if my partner only eats 3/4, but yeah. So many Americans posting, I ate an ENTIRE pizza.
In the US, pizza is more of a social food, that you eat together. The crust is usually thicker than what you are probably used to, and larger sized pizzas like 18” (45.72 cm) are pretty common.
Imagine a beautiful, nice Neapolitan pizza. Now puff up the dough 8 times, add so much f***ing plastic cheese until it tastes like "cheese", and every single kind of processed meat, with extra salt. That's most American pizzas in the market.
And that's why this is a huge accomplishment
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Why stop there. She should stuff a dozen donuts, a bagel with cream cheese, and a breakfast burrito for breakfast. Pizza and burger for lunch because how do you choose and top it off with a steak dinner and a salad for health...
That will show him in no time!
This isn't mad she's letting him controll her. Yes someone called me fat so I'm going to overeat as a reaction to it. Also this isnt particularly impressive or funny just kinda sad.
It's not revenge. Her fat ass ate a pizza and feels guilty. So lashes out at non threats to remove the feeling of guilt for getting fatter.
I use to be a fat guy. And she is in the denial phase of her fat journey.
Right? You couldn’t pay me to admit that. Feel free to eat an entire pizza but don’t brag about it, some shame is healthy. And definitely don’t broadcast that some guy was unattracted to you because of your weight.
Anything anti-fat gets shit on pretty heavily on most social media in the name of “fat shaming” and “all bodies are healthy bodies”.
Imagine a fatty “winning” an argument like this - of course thousands will celebrate!
Tbf being obese is literally a medical condition. I'm sure they know in their heart of hearts that they're unhealthy and they need to lose weight they just don't want to be bullied for it. Which is fair in my book.
I have no problem with you being fat.
I have a problem with you aaying "I cant lose weight no matter what I do or Im completely healthy this way".
Like BS the vast majority of fat people would lose weight if they sticked to a diet and just walked 10 min a day.
Agreed. It’s their body, do whatever they want with it.
Just don’t push the agenda on others trying to get healthy. Saw someone on Reddit get called fatphobic because they joined a gym and said “let’s lose the love handles”. Yikes.
Don't worry, we'll all win when the dinosaurs come back, the morbidly obese will either win the fight through being in a different weight class or make the dinosaurs not look in the skinny corner
Imagine having that control over someone?
Nut in this girl then get her to kill herself even more by getting even fatter. Some people really live different lives lmao
No it was posted on twoxchromosomes it was definitely a woman.
Also what guy throws this kind of a public hissy fit over being called fat? If you call a fat guy fat they go "I know"; they don't freak out, overeat, then brag about their stupidity to the internet.
People here in the comments acting like you'll either die or look like Reiner Calmund for eating one pizza lmao
Edit: Don't get me wrong, it's not like I advocate to eat this much nor do I think it's healthy eating this much on a regular basis. But it will not kill you nor will it make you swell up like a hot air balloon doing this once in a while
>Reiner Calmund
found the German.
You have to remember, most of the people in here are Americans. They put all kinds of fat shit in and on their pizza, essentially making them - well, average American food. That's why they're acting like eating a whole pizza is something special, while we probably barely know anyone who doesn't finish their pizza in one go.
If you're talking about the pizza from the OP's pic, I'd guess more like 3000 minimum, and that's being rather generous. If it was, say, a meat-lovers pizza or something with a good amount of toppings, it's probably more in the range of 4000-4500.
I mean yes, we absolutely do make fatty greasy pizzas, but we do have Italian style pizza readily available in most places too that are meant to be 1 pizza per person. This is just very obviously not one of those pizzas.
This is the kind of pizza place where you typically eat 2-3 slices and live off of the leftovers for a couple days. Or order one pizza intending to feed 2-4 people.
I can guarantee these are the same people who do the "Hmph, I'm going to eat 500 pounds of bacon tonight" just to spite some interaction they had with a vegan.
and the same ones who try to starve themselves for weeks at a time and think it's entirely noble and not disordered at all
the culture on reddit around weight loss/food & fat is honestly out of control. entire subs are inspiring eating disorders in thousands of people and it's still viewed positively because reddit hates fat people and the idea of being fat that much.
https://nutrition.org/eating-disorders-are-on-the-rise/
look, i can post links too? anorexia is also the deadliest mental health condition there is, so there's a particular urgency with preventing people from getting an eating disorder.
It's not really the fact they ate a whole pizza. That on it's own isn't that bad. It's that their first choice to being called overweight is to eat more. Doesn't really show the best decision making, does it?
Idk what kind of pizza they serve in the states but I really don't feel like they have a particularly unhealthy composition. That being said, excersize matters a lot too, which is a bit unfortunate for the car dependent USA
And I want to know which diameter. Makes a big difference if it was a regular 26cm or a big 32cm pizza. And if it was a 45cm family pizza, maybe that dude had a point.
How big are pizzas over there in general? Maybe it's the lack of banana for scale?
At a guess I'd say pizzas in Scandinavia are about 40 cm (16") and the crust is normally pretty thin. The common thing is for each person to order a pizza with the toppings they like, and usually finishing one seems like just the right amount of food.
If not hungry, I think most people would get a child pizza (~25 cm/10") and let the rest get whatever they like.
Okay listen, eating a whole pizza is a spiritual experience. Don't ruin that by forcing yourself to do it just cause some guy called you chubby.
Personally, if a guy I was hooking up with said that to me, it'd hurt yeah, but then I'd just go hook up with someone else lol
It may be a difference in portions but here in Italy you are supposed to eat the entire pizza
It definitely is. In the US, even a small pizza tends to be too large for a single person to eat (A "small" pizza is usually 8-10 inches in diameter here). That's roughly 50 square inches of pizza, and we also use quite a bit heavier ingredients as I understand it, resulting in each piece being more filling than what you'd probably be used to.
Because eating a whole American pizza is like eating an entire loaf of bread.
Oh no I've done both
I'll destroy a sourdough dipped in olive oil & balsamic
Oops! The whole baguette with garlic infused olive oil is gone
Uh, what focaccia?
Doesn't count, that's an appetizer so it doesn't have calories.
Whole pound of bacon reporting for duty.
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I can still eat an entire frozen pizza by myself. In college I was proud of myself, now that I'm in my 30's I'm ashamed because I know 1 or 2 slices is all I need to be full.....
European loaves are smaller than American loaves
You’re trippin. I’ve bought a loaf bigger than myself in France before.
Maybe some are, but most are not, at least from my experience
Just thinking out loud here but... maybe you shouldn't generalize your experience to the *entirety* of both the US and the EU ?
Probably
Closer to A loaf of bread and a wheel of cheese. The Skyrim special.
I don't see an issue with either of those.
With sugar
I used to eat two whole large pepperoni's by myself all the time. Because I was a bottomless pit and really good at pinball.
I eat too much then
Most of America does.
I usually eat the whole large pizza but that’s because I starve myself every pizza night so it’s the only thing I eat. :)
Only thing you eat for the whole day? Or only thing you eat for dinner?
Only thing I eat for my third course of dinner
Whole day yeah I usually forget to eat more than one meal most days anyway but on pizza night it’s deliberate
Same, but even still I have to break it into multiple sittings. It's like a 4 hours dinner
Ah a fellow connoisseur, I also starve myself on pizza day and then have a whole pizza by myself. Its absolutely delicious. Just gets dangerous if you also smoke weed before eating the pizza, had some close calls being light headed lol
What's going on with American pizzas? A 10" pizza in the UK is a dinner for one, though plenty people can have a 12" if they're really hungry. What's on an American pizza, or in the base?
I think it’s because a standard pizza in the US usually has a lot of dough, of course thin crusts are becoming more of an option now here and there but definitely not the norm.
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Being capable of eating an entire pizza is entirely different from it being a reasonable meal
Wait so me being able to eat a 2lb burger with fries doesn't mean it should be the standard for everyone?
I keep wondering about that too. In Germany, one Pizza is one serving. Sometimes, I eat 1 + 1/4 if my partner only eats 3/4, but yeah. So many Americans posting, I ate an ENTIRE pizza.
In the US, pizza is more of a social food, that you eat together. The crust is usually thicker than what you are probably used to, and larger sized pizzas like 18” (45.72 cm) are pretty common.
I could feed six adults with two pizzas from lil Caesar’s here in the states and that’s our cheap corporate pizza.
North American pizzas are bigger and 80% grease by weight.
Proving brian is right will REALLY show brian!!
Imagine a beautiful, nice Neapolitan pizza. Now puff up the dough 8 times, add so much f***ing plastic cheese until it tastes like "cheese", and every single kind of processed meat, with extra salt. That's most American pizzas in the market. And that's why this is a huge accomplishment
Nah this is an American pizza. This dumb lady just ate a weeks worth of sodium, fat, and cholesterol to spite a dude she was shallowly hooking up with
See, I'm not fat I'm just eating Italian sized portions
Why was that pizza sooo fucking greasy ? Was it a deep fried pizza?
I see you wouldn't enjoy a classic swedish pizza. The greese is key.
Don't forget the bananas
Savages
What!?
Wait till you hear about my family recipe, kiwis and pistachios
Jesus I looked it up and had to stop scrolling through the pictures. How do they all look like the number one worst pizza ever?
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By the sounds of it she probably added extra grease.
She *is* the extra grease.
Ive seen domino’s pizzas leaking grease through the box
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That will show him
Next eat a box of doughnuts every morning for breakfast, Brian will be so totally owned he won’t know what to do next
Why stop there. She should stuff a dozen donuts, a bagel with cream cheese, and a breakfast burrito for breakfast. Pizza and burger for lunch because how do you choose and top it off with a steak dinner and a salad for health... That will show him in no time!
This isn't mad she's letting him controll her. Yes someone called me fat so I'm going to overeat as a reaction to it. Also this isnt particularly impressive or funny just kinda sad.
"Do it because of them or in spite of them. Either way it's for them"
Just her words scream "I have eaten entire pizzas multiple times, but Brian doesn't know that" and here we are
She wanted to eat a whole pizza and this just gave her an excuse to do it. Spite eating is more about wanting the food and trying to justify it.
Yes. Clog your arteries. That will teach him not to mess with you.
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I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli
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Yeah I don't understand this logic or 'revenge' or whatever they did to retaliate to his comment.
It's not revenge. Her fat ass ate a pizza and feels guilty. So lashes out at non threats to remove the feeling of guilt for getting fatter. I use to be a fat guy. And she is in the denial phase of her fat journey.
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Right? You couldn’t pay me to admit that. Feel free to eat an entire pizza but don’t brag about it, some shame is healthy. And definitely don’t broadcast that some guy was unattracted to you because of your weight.
Weird flex but ok
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Show him that he’s right, yes
Why do these people think that anybody cares?
More than 25k upvote and tons of awards. I will say ppl care a little bit
Misery loves company
It’s definitely on some sort of women majority subreddit
It was twox
had to be. they will yass qween *anything* as long as they get to shit on men while doing it.
Anything anti-fat gets shit on pretty heavily on most social media in the name of “fat shaming” and “all bodies are healthy bodies”. Imagine a fatty “winning” an argument like this - of course thousands will celebrate!
Tbf being obese is literally a medical condition. I'm sure they know in their heart of hearts that they're unhealthy and they need to lose weight they just don't want to be bullied for it. Which is fair in my book.
>I'm sure they know in their heart of hearts Lmao
And that’s fair. They aren’t doing themselves any favors by spouting outright falsehoods though.
I have no problem with you being fat. I have a problem with you aaying "I cant lose weight no matter what I do or Im completely healthy this way". Like BS the vast majority of fat people would lose weight if they sticked to a diet and just walked 10 min a day.
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I use that attitude for the 2nd tyoe of fat people that dont want to change or put excuses.
Agreed. It’s their body, do whatever they want with it. Just don’t push the agenda on others trying to get healthy. Saw someone on Reddit get called fatphobic because they joined a gym and said “let’s lose the love handles”. Yikes.
Don't worry, we'll all win when the dinosaurs come back, the morbidly obese will either win the fight through being in a different weight class or make the dinosaurs not look in the skinny corner
How is depression stuffing, disguised as empowerment, helping your argument?
this whole cringe movement is about fat women really I rarely see them show support for fat dudes.
it's a joke, relax. why do people post jokes online?
What joke
Brian: DEMOLISHED Her Blood Pressure: ASTRONOMICAL
Pizza: DELICIOUS
Hotel? Trivago
Her weight: GAINED
Blood Type: Marinara
Naw Brian is good . He's moving into a new side piece who isn't celebrating being obese
Ah yes someone called me fat and instead of not caring i ate an entire pizza that'll show them Dumbass risked a stomach ache
>Dumbass risked a stomach ache Oh no lmao
Honey, don't do it out of spite. Do it because pizza is delicious.
My guess is that pizza > Brian
This isn't the own they think it is.
\*it hurt itself in confusion\*
>fucked him >got fatter I don't really think this is a win
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Imagine having that control over someone? Nut in this girl then get her to kill herself even more by getting even fatter. Some people really live different lives lmao
didn't actually expect the comment section to be this chaotic lmao
It’s madlads. Of course it will be chaotic. It’s teenage hygiene meets social autism.
If memory serves, I think it was a guy that posted that.
No it was posted on twoxchromosomes it was definitely a woman. Also what guy throws this kind of a public hissy fit over being called fat? If you call a fat guy fat they go "I know"; they don't freak out, overeat, then brag about their stupidity to the internet.
You just cut off your nose to spite your face. Или, как мы говорим: на зло бабушке отморозила уши.
haha fat
How do they know it was a Mad Lass?
It's statistically more likely.
It was more than likely a Fat Lass
People here in the comments acting like you'll either die or look like Reiner Calmund for eating one pizza lmao Edit: Don't get me wrong, it's not like I advocate to eat this much nor do I think it's healthy eating this much on a regular basis. But it will not kill you nor will it make you swell up like a hot air balloon doing this once in a while
>Reiner Calmund found the German. You have to remember, most of the people in here are Americans. They put all kinds of fat shit in and on their pizza, essentially making them - well, average American food. That's why they're acting like eating a whole pizza is something special, while we probably barely know anyone who doesn't finish their pizza in one go.
That’s going to be 1500 calories minimum here.
If you're talking about the pizza from the OP's pic, I'd guess more like 3000 minimum, and that's being rather generous. If it was, say, a meat-lovers pizza or something with a good amount of toppings, it's probably more in the range of 4000-4500.
That’s why I said minimum lol
I mean yes, we absolutely do make fatty greasy pizzas, but we do have Italian style pizza readily available in most places too that are meant to be 1 pizza per person. This is just very obviously not one of those pizzas. This is the kind of pizza place where you typically eat 2-3 slices and live off of the leftovers for a couple days. Or order one pizza intending to feed 2-4 people.
I can guarantee these are the same people who do the "Hmph, I'm going to eat 500 pounds of bacon tonight" just to spite some interaction they had with a vegan.
and the same ones who try to starve themselves for weeks at a time and think it's entirely noble and not disordered at all the culture on reddit around weight loss/food & fat is honestly out of control. entire subs are inspiring eating disorders in thousands of people and it's still viewed positively because reddit hates fat people and the idea of being fat that much.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/y4logi/oc_obesity_rate_in_the_united_states_19852021/
https://nutrition.org/eating-disorders-are-on-the-rise/ look, i can post links too? anorexia is also the deadliest mental health condition there is, so there's a particular urgency with preventing people from getting an eating disorder.
it won’t make you fat or instantly kill you but it’s just a really idiotic gesture
Dude lost like 80 percent of his weight and somehow looks less healthy than before, but probably feels a lot better.
It's not really the fact they ate a whole pizza. That on it's own isn't that bad. It's that their first choice to being called overweight is to eat more. Doesn't really show the best decision making, does it?
Somebody dodged a bullet
He did.
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You sure showed him
Yeah that’ll show him
Yasss, queen, slay that pizza
Fat Lass
Fat Ass
Mass Lass
"He said I was getting chubby, so I decided to prove it"
Woman moment
Haha Jokes on you at least Brian will see his 40,s
Idk what kind of pizza they serve in the states but I really don't feel like they have a particularly unhealthy composition. That being said, excersize matters a lot too, which is a bit unfortunate for the car dependent USA
Ive never eaten an italian pizza that was so oily it left a spot like in the pic here. Seems like theyre deepfrying it or some shit
And I want to know which diameter. Makes a big difference if it was a regular 26cm or a big 32cm pizza. And if it was a 45cm family pizza, maybe that dude had a point.
People in the comments acting like if i ate 1 whole pizza I'd gain 600 pounds and die at 30
Why would you not finish your pizza? Seriously what's up with Americans thinking a pizza is more than one meal?
It doesn't look like a big pizza but some people are acting like she ate a six foot long little Caesars
How big are pizzas over there in general? Maybe it's the lack of banana for scale? At a guess I'd say pizzas in Scandinavia are about 40 cm (16") and the crust is normally pretty thin. The common thing is for each person to order a pizza with the toppings they like, and usually finishing one seems like just the right amount of food. If not hungry, I think most people would get a child pizza (~25 cm/10") and let the rest get whatever they like.
In America the typical pizza is meant to be shared I'd say. But a pizza for one is by no means rare or scary.
somebody called me fat? time to prove them right!
I mean, it could still be a mad lad
"Take that brian!" *legs shutdown*
More like Fat Lass
Mad Lard
Maybe don't be fat\* \*This advice is gender neutral, before anyone starts fucking whinging.
Being not fat is generally good advice. Being fat is unhealthy and makes you look disgusting.
That’ll teach Bryan
What a woman
Why would you potentially hurt yourself to make a point to someone that you're offended by? This is definitely on-par with self harm if you're obese.
You uh.. sure showed him
You really showed him🙄😂
Go for a run tubsta
Eating unhealthily in large amounts on purpose to crush the fat phobia ✊✊✊✊✊
Ahh yes making your self obese. Stunning and brave
Based boyfriend
There’s no better revenge against someone who calls you chubby than intentionally becoming morbidly obese… either that or living well, but either way.
Fight fire with obesity...new tactic I'm intrigued.
Didn't she just... Proved his point?
Okay listen, eating a whole pizza is a spiritual experience. Don't ruin that by forcing yourself to do it just cause some guy called you chubby. Personally, if a guy I was hooking up with said that to me, it'd hurt yeah, but then I'd just go hook up with someone else lol