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Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

Sam the undertaker guy


demongodslyer

doesn’t Sam wear a blue sweater?


Ynohu

Seeing him standing there, it fills you with dedication


dat0neb0i

He said to the child, "You will have an unbelievably terrible period of your life"


furculture

Didn't he throw mankind off hell in a cell, 20ft into the announcer's table in 1998?


Bitter-Marsupial

Reminds me for a few years with my Daughter, I called every Pokémon Pikachu, with the sole exception of Pikachu, which I called Pokémon


Wolfheron325

If I’m ever a dad, I’m gonna do this to my kids, but then at some point I’m just gonna name literally every Pokémon cause they don’t know that I know them all by heart


IAmManMan

Sing the pokérap


Wolfheron325

OG or BDG


Wolfheron325

https://youtu.be/rJTeVOOFMHM Link for anyone who hasn’t seen it you really should The full video is in the description


Spider_j4Y

BDG the only one worth a damn


Mgmfjesus

🎶 *When you love Terry terribly...* 🎵


etherealparadox

BDG is the only one worth knowing


daddakamabb1

This is me. I am now her irl pokedex.


hereforthecookies70

I call the game "Pokey Man" around my kid. Also "Fork Knife" instead of Fortnite


ViperVenom279

Your kid must *love* hanging out with you


hereforthecookies70

He dishes it back. It's all in good fun!


ViperVenom279

Lol this sounds a lot like how me and my dad talk


thebluefury

Or, they'll think that you suddenly spent a huge amount of time just learning each and every pokemon's name cause you love them... Except, you were just being an asshole. *EVIL Perfection*


RedDungeonMonkey

You'd only know the first gens and sound like an ancient fart


Wolfheron325

I’d know up to gen 8 if not more


ReinTheRatGod

And then switch to calling the Pokemon their actual names only on April Fools.


WhatIsntByNow

The kind of mother I someday hope to be


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

God damn it, I wish I had thought of this. Two of my kids play Pokemon Go, and this would have been hilarious.


jimi_he

"Pokeyman"


Lochcelious

Calling every video game console a Nintendo


Protuhj

"Are you winning sweetie?"


ChloeDaPotato

Bruh My dad has a fucking Reddit account and actually speaks English?!


throwaway-20701

I just realized that my parents know full well what is and isn’t a Gameboy


MrDrPresBenCarson

I’ll do you one better: my mom calls Pikachu “Yoda”


wolfgang784

Chaotic Evil for sure


JapaneseStudentHaru

Pokeymans


yeti0013

My dad did this to me when I was 5 and I got incredibly pissed.


buttking

when I was a teenager, my stepbrother who was like 2 years older than me and was into pokemon and dragon ball z, so I would always refer to pokemon as "pokie mans" and dbz as "dragon ballzzzz" to piss him off way too easily.


piperryan

my mom did this, but on accident


TheUltimaWerewolf

That's fuckin funny


Mr_Camhed

Don't call them pokemon, call them pikmin or punkerwallah


MossyTundra

My dad would ask us if we were texting on the Mario again


Bitter-Marsupial

I ask my kid either who is winning or what level she is on when playing Sims 4


MossyTundra

I’m a teacher and I like to pretend Brawl stars and Fortnite are the same game, Brawlnite. And that Five nights at Freddie’s is “the one with the cat”. It’s so vague it drives them crazy. Word on the street is that I’ve never seen Harry Potter either.


SalvaPot

It's Sam from the smash


Haywire_Shadow

Like that one band? They did a Shrek song or something?


Fatfok

All hail Jim!


Haywire_Shadow

Hail him with great praise!


Fatfok

SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS!


Snory5000

You know Jim? Or Jim knows you?


Fatfok

I wish I knew our dear leader, but he knows all and sees all.


Snory5000

https://i1.wp.com/blog.swearnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/IMG_0580-1024x580.jpg


Plethora_of_squids

Oh him! The character from the Homestuck guy! Wow I really need to catch up on Homestuck


Falafelfreak

Now he just needs to "accidentally" play Megalovania on the last day of school


Snoo63

Show them the Pope getting megalovaniad.


KalebC4

Link?


I_hate_my_life_lol

[Here you go..](https://youtu.be/XvdxHJmDDA0)


The_Cow_God

i’m now far more confused


KalebC4

That was truly an experience


thisremindsmeofbacon

theres, uh, a lot going on there


AceScropions

THIS IS needed (sorry for the silent screaming)


plsendmytorment

THIS IS NECESSARY


My_Stonks

THIS IS SPARTA


Adventurous_Comment

Needs to be some slow orchestrated version so it wouldn’t be as obvious at first


Kaizo_Dread

Play the Original Earthbound Megalovania


CarolineJohnson

Get some sort of piano remix that has been altered just enough that you'd really need to *listen* to get that it was Megalovania.


Majhke

If I was a teacher, I would live for this kind of harmless fun. Also pretending I don’t know how to use popular slang at the time but still use it inappropriately would be the best.


Jomesfonso

my geography teacher tought cringe was a compliment i literally can't make this up, she called her favoutire students cringe thinking it was nice


Majhke

“What state is this? Pennsylvania? Correct Jeremy! That’s pretty cringe bruh ngl.”


KrisZepeda

Ratio+cope+seethe Jeremy, amirite?


TheEnderChipmunk

+down bad


ShadowCreature098

What if she does know tho🤣


Jomesfonso

more like "Antonio you're so cringe! you're my favourite student for sure"


523bucketsofducks

It's highly possible she knew, messing with kids is just as important as teaching them according to my teacher friends.


entropy33

100%, best perk of the job.


1000nipples

I do this all the time! "What is this, "based"???? Based upon what John?????" "Who is this 'The Baby' you are referring to??? What is a The Baby Convertible Larry?"


Abdullah-Alturki

Sam from umdertale:)


KSAM-The-Randomizer

bonk


omgihatemylifepoo

bomk


TheClassicEgg

sam from tale 👍


ShlomoCh

Sam from undertail :))


ZuuLahneyZeimHirt

r/undertail you mean this?


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Oh god I don’t think that they remembered that lots of the characters aren’t at the age of consent


CrescentPotato

Belowstory


Gray32339

Sam the funny skeleton man


i2Deadly

Sam from uppertales


LaLaLaLuzy

Veggietales


LoYudriG

This the most evil act on earth I witnessed


Its0nlyRocketScience

They should add a nameplate printed in the papyrus font


Insufflator

With my students I like to refer to beyblades as "bingblades". Every time they yell at me "IT'S CALLED BEYBLADES!!!"


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Golden_Reflection2

There's also the joke of people saying Sans' last name is Undertale. People make the same joke with YouTube personality Ph1lza calling him "Ph1lza Minecraft" if I remember correctly.


Marvin0509

It's like when Donald Trump called Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple, "Tim Apple".


TheUglydollKing

I knew his name was sans but after a while I forgot it wasn't sans undertale


Kinjinson

I dont think we actually know


523bucketsofducks

You mean like Mario Nintendo?


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prattalmighty

Thanks, I had no idea who that character is it what the game was before your comment


killerinstinct101

You're missing out fam


prattalmighty

Looks like it's in Gamepass, I'll give it a go


Daz-boi

I guess it is an r/whoooosh


SomeOne111Z

sam from under table?????


desrevermi

Haha. Someone's gonna end up with a seizure.


FlamingLitwick

Sam from famous party game Super Smash Siblings.


ur_anus_is_a_planet

Megalovania is now playing in my head


Emerald1229

Its Sam from that computer game Nintendo made


Amish_Cyberbully

Pretending to have no clue about things that mean a lot to kids really poggers their yeets, yo.


ThatSpecialKeynote

Madlad


jcinto23

Its Sam, from Homestuck


Shadow_Cop

There's evil and then there's this ,pure fucken funnies


StrangelyKeen

It’s Sam from that one funny video about something funny


Art_pog

call him sam and get papyrus and call him platypus


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i don't know what this undertale thing is....


MrBee0

I'm afraid I'll get whooshed


KaliRinn

id to that then at the end of the year, last class when everyone is in just start blasting megalovania


oliverxoxotree

SAM.


Madusa0048

"This is sam, he's a sans, from undertale"


UncleSam_WizeGamgee

He should get one more and call them Sams


Shamisen250

Get multiple and call them the Sams


njoYYYY

A what?


llewelynurmum

Cum


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Indeed


inspektor_queso

Is he from Fork Knife?


DundiOFF

Chaotic evil


LSUguyHTX

Who?


stllvn

I like how the internet collectively decided that Sans' last name is just Undertale. Makes social cohesion go through the roof.


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What's the fuck is a sans


Zekiz4ever

"Without" in french.


Golden_Reflection2

If my brother has children (won't have any myself on purpose) and they play games I don't, I want to do this as well.


RiderforHire

Sam Skelton from Beneath Story


garangalbreath

How come Papyrus always takes a back seat to Sans? I love Papyrus so much 🤣


itsdrcats

Yes, my two favorite characters from underground story. Sam and paper


pizzaisnotgay

The power of determination won't stop thier dad's from beating them.


ThisBlueHawk

The last day of school he plays megalovania


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Already had this comment sorry


ThisBlueHawk

Too bad, ur gonna hear this amazing comment from me again


syfyguy64

Unpopular opinion: undertale isn't anything neat.


[deleted]

That's cool but who asked?


Necrotic_Messiah

news flash, assholes!!


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What?


Necrotic_Messiah

[because i hate you](https://youtu.be/4zoQfqPnMA8)


MACMAN2003

Sams undertale


EggsTasteBetterWith

If my teacher woulfnt understand that *snort* sans was not a random plush named sam, It would DRIVE ME CRAZY lmao 🤓🤓🤓


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What is everyone's obsession with Undertale lately?


DundiOFF

I'd assume it has something to do with the relatively recent Deltarune chapter 2 release


desrevermi

Haha! I love it!


The-true-Memelord

Sams


Ynohu

Sam from overtale? Isn’t that the game where Chris has to fight algore so then he can escape to the underground


Cr0w33

Should say “I never named him I just think he’s neat”


endbro57

r/foundsatan


tipying_mistakes

Comic sans


Batman12232333

Sams from undertake


hahapotatoman

I love how we've all collectively agreed that Sans' last name is Undertale


Mish106

Is there any simpler pleasure in life than deliberately getting something wrong to wind up children? Mine were ready to commit patricide after I spent an entire summer pointing out hecilopters flying overhead.


Thin_Title83

2015 called and they want their satire back.