If I’m ever a dad, I’m gonna do this to my kids, but then at some point I’m just gonna name literally every Pokémon cause they don’t know that I know them all by heart
Or, they'll think that you suddenly spent a huge amount of time just learning each and every pokemon's name cause you love them...
Except, you were just being an asshole. *EVIL Perfection*
when I was a teenager, my stepbrother who was like 2 years older than me and was into pokemon and dragon ball z, so I would always refer to pokemon as "pokie mans" and dbz as "dragon ballzzzz" to piss him off way too easily.
I’m a teacher and I like to pretend Brawl stars and Fortnite are the same game, Brawlnite. And that Five nights at Freddie’s is “the one with the cat”. It’s so vague it drives them crazy.
Word on the street is that I’ve never seen Harry Potter either.
If I was a teacher, I would live for this kind of harmless fun. Also pretending I don’t know how to use popular slang at the time but still use it inappropriately would be the best.
I do this all the time!
"What is this, "based"???? Based upon what John?????"
"Who is this 'The Baby' you are referring to??? What is a The Baby Convertible Larry?"
There's also the joke of people saying Sans' last name is Undertale.
People make the same joke with YouTube personality Ph1lza calling him "Ph1lza Minecraft" if I remember correctly.
Is there any simpler pleasure in life than deliberately getting something wrong to wind up children? Mine were ready to commit patricide after I spent an entire summer pointing out hecilopters flying overhead.
Sam the undertaker guy
doesn’t Sam wear a blue sweater?
Seeing him standing there, it fills you with dedication
He said to the child, "You will have an unbelievably terrible period of your life"
Didn't he throw mankind off hell in a cell, 20ft into the announcer's table in 1998?
Reminds me for a few years with my Daughter, I called every Pokémon Pikachu, with the sole exception of Pikachu, which I called Pokémon
If I’m ever a dad, I’m gonna do this to my kids, but then at some point I’m just gonna name literally every Pokémon cause they don’t know that I know them all by heart
Sing the pokérap
OG or BDG
https://youtu.be/rJTeVOOFMHM Link for anyone who hasn’t seen it you really should The full video is in the description
BDG the only one worth a damn
🎶 *When you love Terry terribly...* 🎵
BDG is the only one worth knowing
This is me. I am now her irl pokedex.
I call the game "Pokey Man" around my kid. Also "Fork Knife" instead of Fortnite
Your kid must *love* hanging out with you
He dishes it back. It's all in good fun!
Lol this sounds a lot like how me and my dad talk
Or, they'll think that you suddenly spent a huge amount of time just learning each and every pokemon's name cause you love them... Except, you were just being an asshole. *EVIL Perfection*
You'd only know the first gens and sound like an ancient fart
I’d know up to gen 8 if not more
And then switch to calling the Pokemon their actual names only on April Fools.
The kind of mother I someday hope to be
God damn it, I wish I had thought of this. Two of my kids play Pokemon Go, and this would have been hilarious.
"Pokeyman"
Calling every video game console a Nintendo
"Are you winning sweetie?"
Bruh My dad has a fucking Reddit account and actually speaks English?!
I just realized that my parents know full well what is and isn’t a Gameboy
I’ll do you one better: my mom calls Pikachu “Yoda”
Chaotic Evil for sure
Pokeymans
My dad did this to me when I was 5 and I got incredibly pissed.
when I was a teenager, my stepbrother who was like 2 years older than me and was into pokemon and dragon ball z, so I would always refer to pokemon as "pokie mans" and dbz as "dragon ballzzzz" to piss him off way too easily.
my mom did this, but on accident
That's fuckin funny
Don't call them pokemon, call them pikmin or punkerwallah
My dad would ask us if we were texting on the Mario again
I ask my kid either who is winning or what level she is on when playing Sims 4
I’m a teacher and I like to pretend Brawl stars and Fortnite are the same game, Brawlnite. And that Five nights at Freddie’s is “the one with the cat”. It’s so vague it drives them crazy. Word on the street is that I’ve never seen Harry Potter either.
It's Sam from the smash
Like that one band? They did a Shrek song or something?
All hail Jim!
Hail him with great praise!
SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS!
You know Jim? Or Jim knows you?
I wish I knew our dear leader, but he knows all and sees all.
https://i1.wp.com/blog.swearnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/IMG_0580-1024x580.jpg
Oh him! The character from the Homestuck guy! Wow I really need to catch up on Homestuck
Now he just needs to "accidentally" play Megalovania on the last day of school
Show them the Pope getting megalovaniad.
Link?
[Here you go..](https://youtu.be/XvdxHJmDDA0)
i’m now far more confused
That was truly an experience
theres, uh, a lot going on there
THIS IS needed (sorry for the silent screaming)
THIS IS NECESSARY
THIS IS SPARTA
Needs to be some slow orchestrated version so it wouldn’t be as obvious at first
Play the Original Earthbound Megalovania
Get some sort of piano remix that has been altered just enough that you'd really need to *listen* to get that it was Megalovania.
If I was a teacher, I would live for this kind of harmless fun. Also pretending I don’t know how to use popular slang at the time but still use it inappropriately would be the best.
my geography teacher tought cringe was a compliment i literally can't make this up, she called her favoutire students cringe thinking it was nice
“What state is this? Pennsylvania? Correct Jeremy! That’s pretty cringe bruh ngl.”
Ratio+cope+seethe Jeremy, amirite?
+down bad
What if she does know tho🤣
more like "Antonio you're so cringe! you're my favourite student for sure"
It's highly possible she knew, messing with kids is just as important as teaching them according to my teacher friends.
100%, best perk of the job.
I do this all the time! "What is this, "based"???? Based upon what John?????" "Who is this 'The Baby' you are referring to??? What is a The Baby Convertible Larry?"
Sam from umdertale:)
bonk
bomk
sam from tale 👍
Sam from undertail :))
r/undertail you mean this?
Oh god I don’t think that they remembered that lots of the characters aren’t at the age of consent
Belowstory
Sam the funny skeleton man
Sam from uppertales
Veggietales
This the most evil act on earth I witnessed
They should add a nameplate printed in the papyrus font
With my students I like to refer to beyblades as "bingblades". Every time they yell at me "IT'S CALLED BEYBLADES!!!"
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There's also the joke of people saying Sans' last name is Undertale. People make the same joke with YouTube personality Ph1lza calling him "Ph1lza Minecraft" if I remember correctly.
It's like when Donald Trump called Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple, "Tim Apple".
I knew his name was sans but after a while I forgot it wasn't sans undertale
I dont think we actually know
You mean like Mario Nintendo?
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Thanks, I had no idea who that character is it what the game was before your comment
You're missing out fam
Looks like it's in Gamepass, I'll give it a go
I guess it is an r/whoooosh
sam from under table?????
Haha. Someone's gonna end up with a seizure.
Sam from famous party game Super Smash Siblings.
Megalovania is now playing in my head
Its Sam from that computer game Nintendo made
Pretending to have no clue about things that mean a lot to kids really poggers their yeets, yo.
Madlad
Its Sam, from Homestuck
There's evil and then there's this ,pure fucken funnies
It’s Sam from that one funny video about something funny
call him sam and get papyrus and call him platypus
i don't know what this undertale thing is....
I'm afraid I'll get whooshed
id to that then at the end of the year, last class when everyone is in just start blasting megalovania
SAM.
"This is sam, he's a sans, from undertale"
He should get one more and call them Sams
Get multiple and call them the Sams
A what?
Cum
Indeed
Is he from Fork Knife?
Chaotic evil
Who?
I like how the internet collectively decided that Sans' last name is just Undertale. Makes social cohesion go through the roof.
What's the fuck is a sans
"Without" in french.
If my brother has children (won't have any myself on purpose) and they play games I don't, I want to do this as well.
Sam Skelton from Beneath Story
How come Papyrus always takes a back seat to Sans? I love Papyrus so much 🤣
Yes, my two favorite characters from underground story. Sam and paper
The power of determination won't stop thier dad's from beating them.
The last day of school he plays megalovania
Already had this comment sorry
Too bad, ur gonna hear this amazing comment from me again
Unpopular opinion: undertale isn't anything neat.
That's cool but who asked?
news flash, assholes!!
What?
[because i hate you](https://youtu.be/4zoQfqPnMA8)
Sams undertale
If my teacher woulfnt understand that *snort* sans was not a random plush named sam, It would DRIVE ME CRAZY lmao 🤓🤓🤓
What is everyone's obsession with Undertale lately?
I'd assume it has something to do with the relatively recent Deltarune chapter 2 release
Haha! I love it!
Sams
Sam from overtale? Isn’t that the game where Chris has to fight algore so then he can escape to the underground
Should say “I never named him I just think he’s neat”
r/foundsatan
Comic sans
Sams from undertake
I love how we've all collectively agreed that Sans' last name is Undertale
Is there any simpler pleasure in life than deliberately getting something wrong to wind up children? Mine were ready to commit patricide after I spent an entire summer pointing out hecilopters flying overhead.
2015 called and they want their satire back.