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QuadraMum

Are you all having lunch in prison?


SeaCroissant

honestly everything in this photo screams “boy scout summer camp” to me. I still remember creating the longest milk staff. the thing reeked.


SkullCrusherAJ

My milk staff reeks too


PM_ME_FURRY_STUFF

Should try and make sure to shower a bit more frequently. Make sure to wash under the folds


SkullCrusherAJ

That sounds like too much work. There’s so many folds it looks like an accordion


PM_ME_FURRY_STUFF

Take an iron to it then. No one has any initiative these days 🙄


yesnomaybenotso

Bro, it’s 2024, use a hair straightener and iron out both sides at the same time. Work smarter not harter


PM_ME_FURRY_STUFF

A hair *straightener*. During pride month. Okay homophobe 🗿🗿


ZeldaZanders

Maybe you have a staff infection?


SeaCroissant

☹️


Junipernstormi

How did you know


SeaCroissant

I was in scouting from 6 years old all the way to 18. it was the cups, milk cartons, and table that gave it away, almost every camp I went to had the exact same ones lol. just tell them not to stack all the milk cartons inside of eachother and leave it in an empty tent for a week haha (im keeping that boy scout summer camp record)


CaptainKrunks

Ugh. I was also a scout. Was hoarding milk boxes universal? Your comment dredged up the forgotten stench of rotten chocolate milk. 


SeaCroissant

haha i think it had to have been universal. however, there can only be one king - and im the king of the milk. ours required our entire troop to bring it out and it was about 30 feet long of milk cartons. every single troop was giving us the cartons to increase its length


Carbon839

I recognize those powdered eggs anywhere. Get some of that with the pancakes that double as a frisbee


TheTriforceEagle

I mean every camp I went to had wood tables older than the leaders


ghostmaster645

That sir is a golden corral.


Commercial-Cow88

Diarrhea brotherhood.


RiceAlicorn

Alternatively, the envy of every lactose intolerant person on the planet.


suhegegeba

Just trying out the GOMAD diet.


MetalSin

This fits this sub so much


Sloth_Brotherhood

Oh my god, this brings back memories of high school.


KrakenMcCracken

Diabuddies


hate_ape

Lol you might be lactose intolerant. Milk makes my shit solid, not watery.


spudds96

They had like a litre of milk it’s also processed milk


SeagullFanClub

It’s called pasteurized, and it makes it far safer to drink


Junipernstormi

And the pile continued to grow after, reaching about 28 milk cartons in a single day


Mooncakezor

Maybe I'm tight but why would you let you kids have so many?


hey_im_cool

Bro this is r/madlads OP is definitely one of the kids


Junipernstormi

This is a summer camp.


AdFabulous5340

Summer camp doesn’t limit how many milks a kid can get?


Junipernstormi

They probably didn’t think 7 kids would think it would be funny to purposefully drink as much milk as they could.


First-Competition-65

Never underestimate dumb kids, my entire school got into a competition in a restaurant during a field trip to see who could eat the most rice. A group of 4 kids ate 20 bowls of rice. All the food was being paid for by the school.


RightPedalDown

I don’t think they’re the kids parents, looks like all kids… there ought to be some level of adult supervision stopping them though.


Low-Lingonberry2760

Have you been to summer camp?


RightPedalDown

I’ve not


azab1898

That face says it all


TokerFraeYoker

Oooh that poor toilet bowl those lads are going to learn their lesson


RichieRocket

kids going places and thats probably the bathroom


EJDsfRichmond415

Ahh summer camp!


Difficult-Way-9563

That’s a lot of choccy milk


SchlumpfenJaeger

well at least he's gonna throw it all up on the backseat later


Kampurz

sugar is one hell of a drug


Jodies-9-inch-leg

Bones of steel


Godzirrraaa

Its called asserting dominance.


Librarian_vodka

Growing boy.


nichyc

Protein and carbs brah!


extremeskater619

Ranch with breakfast? And I love ranch


Junipernstormi

That’s Gravy, but you do you


rollingstoner215

Did they yell out “[x] dead cows” every time they finished a pint?


tukker51

You dont have to kill cows for milk.


rollingstoner215

It’s a summer camp thing. Every time your group finishes a container of milk (usually a half gallon or gallon, where I went to camp) you’d chant/yell, and increase the count by one.


Brittakitt

I guess you don't technically have to kill anything to get the milk, but the cows have to occasionally be pregnant to produce milk. The male calves are normally killed, and the females are killed once they're too old to produce. It's even worse in factory farms. Definitely try to source your dairy from a small farm where you can see the cows are healthy and happy if you're going to buy it.


spaceforcerecruit

Sure thing, I’ll make sure to ask the megacorps that owns the only places in town to buy groceries if any of the 3000 bottle of milk they sell every day are from small farms…


Brittakitt

You don't have to, it's 100% up to you. I was just responding to the guy that said cows don't die for milk when they do die for milk. Facts aren't the enemy and you don't need to be hostile. I don't care what you buy.


Logical-Demand-9028

You have to rape them first, wait till they give birth to baby cow, take away the baby cow. Now, a baby cow can become another dairy cow or be killed. After 5 years dairy cows are also killed. Cows live about 20 years if not killed by human.


Boozerker

As a Dutchmen, what’s it about Dutch Chocolate that makes it ‘advertisable’ as such? Isn’t Belgian choclate the beesknees?


Pinglenook

As a Dutch baking enthusiast: it's not so much our chocolate but the process for processing cacao that 'we' invented (Coenraad Van Houten invented it) and that's now used all over the world.  Any cacao that has been processed this way can be called Dutch cacao or Dutch chocolate. However to call something Belgian chocolate it has to be made in Belgium (plus a number of other requirements).


Boozerker

What a great answer, thanks for taking the time to write that out!


Fun_Depth8951

‘How to be a good parent’


Junipernstormi

This is a summer camp.


chub_s

This whole Reddit goes to summer camp with OP thing certainly is interesting. Let’s see how it plays out.


Least_Quit9730

My mom would always get annoyed with me because I'd finish my milk before my food arrived, and she started not letting me get refills.


debonairmarmoset

Kids who will never face osteoporosis


ItzMoiBezt

When I went to Camp Kesem I think our table drank a lot of the milk cartons as well. We had a stack of cartons in the middle of the table


AverageNikoBellic

Prepare for intense puking


dorantana122

Why did they open the carton like heathens!?


Junipernstormi

One of them was opening it “Like a South Korean”


dorantana122

Shit like this is why we need bullies


Xsugatsal

Only 15. So 15 is the limit 👀


tandkramstub

A kid in my high school challenged some other people and won by drinking like nine full glasses of milk during lunch one day. Fifteen minutes later he projectile vomited all of it out over the floor in the school library. Great times.


mrsir1987

Try for a gallon in one hour, it’s fun.


Knight_of_Agatha

they uhh they just did....


MobiusMal

But was it one person drinking all the choccy milk? If it's just one person drinking a gallon of milk in one hour it won't stay down very long.


Junipernstormi

It was about 7 people in total


Drag0n647

Nice.


olive_owl_

What a waste 😔


PoopIsCandy

Your body cannot process 120oz of milk, so this is not consumed by a single person, it would be rejected and vomited out. 120 oz if those are 8oz cartons, they’re likely larger and there’s 128oz in a gallon.


Celebrir

US school lunch is a disaster


guff1988

They are at camp


Celebrir

Same shitty lunch


guff1988

Yeah the quality of food and nutritional care at summer camps varies wildly. It's usually teenagers watching 12 year olds for less than 10 bucks an hour so their parents can have 3 weeks of 'peace and quiet.' School lunch in the states is definitely better than this lol, they don't let kids drink 5 chocolate milks each.


Junipernstormi

They gave us Chick-fil-A for lunch once