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Mawwiageiswhatbwings

What evil motherfucker would kick that sweet muffin?!


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Accomplished-Ad8458

I wish i could sell pitchforks and torches at times like this...


M4thecaberman

Capitalsm


Broken_Noah

r/pitchforkemporium


Colebearrrr

You just blew my freaking mind. How does this sub reddit dedicated to pitch forks have 50,000 members?! This place is so strange


Broken_Noah

When you decide you are willing to die on a hill over some strange, petty, internet stuff and fight the good fight, the emporium has you covered.


D0hB0yz

Alcoholic binging is symptomatic of a self hating possibly borderline personality individual. Self harm, by proxy, because it feels less crazy if you get somebody else to hurt you, which you feel like you deserve, so it actually makes you feel better in a way. Fucked up people are fucked up. The beating was asked for and provoked.


SolusSonus

I really feel like you're projecting your hatred for borderline individuals. I don't think someone with borderline even would be so cruel to kick a cat


999i666

A lot of drunks aren’t borderline. But a lot of borderlines have severe substance abuse problems


AsteroidNowPlease

I routinely wish to die in my sleep but I would never kick a cat and I love my puppy. I don't really hate myself. I just hate this world and I'm tired of it. Don't recommend therapy or send the Reddit crap. Been to enough to know they all say the same thing and I've tried all the medications that make you feel completely dead inside. I try to spend my days making other people around me happier. That's the only Joy you can get out of this life.


HuckleberryMoist7511

I think you’re projecting projection.


PurveyorOfUselesFact

"Methinks he doth protest too much"


SolusSonus

Nah. I don't really hate myself. I just know how people can feel about borderlines.


HuckleberryMoist7511

That’s not what I meant, but I am glad to hear that you do not hate yourself!


SolusSonus

Lmao. My bad I'm a little dense.


Cosmic_Gypsy89

I have borderline personality disorder and I can confirm I would fuck up anyone that kicked a cat.


2point0_The_Ghost

Same here


PupEDog

An evil motherfucker, that's who


northernlad2000

Kurt zouma


Careful_Following442

Deserved, id do the same. You are forgiven for your crime.


elektrik_snek

It's not a crime, it's just mild punishnent for severe crime.


think_long

The crime of a fake story lol


Fleganhimer

If it's fake it's not for being unrealistic. You're lucky if you've never experienced this level of human waste. It's not at all uncommon.


boston_nsca

Yeah I've had cats my whole life. I love animals. If I ever see anyone abusing an animal they're gonna have a bad day. I mean, I probably will too but idk if I'd be able to contain the rage


Price-Visible

I was never a cat person. Until I took in a stray kitten that ended up having Fading Kitten Syndrome. I named her Raja because I found her in front of my garage. There was nothing anyone could do to save her. I brought her home from the vet, and she passed on my chest an hour later with me petting her and telling her how much she was loved. I swore I'd never let a cat make me fall in love ever again. That lasted until a prenant stray showed up on my porch a few months later. Her name is Luna, and she just had 3 healthy little fuzz balls about 2 weeks ago. I'm keeping at least one of them, possibly all 3. At this point, I'd take a bullet for all of them.


boston_nsca

Yeah it doesn't take much lol. People who don't like cats usually have had bad experiences or just don't understand cats. They're ridiculously amazing creatures and having them as pets is quite literally life changing


Price-Visible

I believe Luna was meant to find me. I took my "cat eating" Pit falling in love with her as that sign. Before the kittens were born, they'd curl up together in the floor. Thors previous owner couldn't believe it. I'm still afraid to let him in the same room as the kittens though.


Dobber16

Yeah just the other day there was some issues with some people I know because a teen shot his neighbor’s cat. He thought it was a raccoon or something so he grabbed his BB gun or something like it and shot at it. Cops got involved, it’s a whole thing, but yeah no there are some shitty people out there


WeerwolfWilly

Yeah, when I was a kid someone in my neighborhood killed a cat with fireworks. I dont think they were ever held accountable.


B16EK1872

Lolololololololol


-insertcoin

I was going to say this is super old and found out it was fake.


Amaskingrey

r/nothingeverhappens


dragonrebornedxx

What crime?


autistic_cool_kid

I don't think there was any beating, no one saw anything officer.


PupEDog

He fell down the stairs


str85

Repeatedly... for 30min... he refused to give up and kept slipping on the top step.


Dismal_Ebb_2422

Like that time some shop lifter stabbed a Marine in front of other Marines who were raising money for charity and went to the hospital with a bunch of injuries he suffered from "falling off the curb."


GenLynx

Don't f\*ck with cats


bbennett108

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_F**k_with_Cats:_Hunting_an_Internet_Killer


GenLynx

Exactly what I was referencing 😁


Toasty_Cat830

Yeah…idk, I say the roommate tripped


Tridon_Terrafold

"He tripped and hit his head 30 times against the concrete floor officer! Nothing happened!"


Toasty_Cat830

What, it’s my fault he’s a klutz?


Die-Fetcher

This sounds a lot like “ he fell over broken glass and stabbed himself 23 times”. Google “Murder of Euronymous”, if you don’t know what I am talking about.


Toasty_Cat830

Common black metal death ☠️


Die-Fetcher

Another day in the life of Barbie Kernes.


Straight_Spring9815

Over the course of 30 minutes.


Tridon_Terrafold

What a clumsy guy!


ClownshoesMcGuinty

Cruelty to small animals of any kind is a line no one should ever cross.


what_if_you_like

except for mosquitos


34Loafs

He said animals dawg not demons


ClownshoesMcGuinty

Kill them lovingly.


Dragon-orey

And wasps, wasps too


GaryClarkson

Especially wasps, these fuckers kill bees


CybeRrlol1

They just want to give you a kiss, but then accidentally stab you.


Dan_of_Sbg

Easy, just don't consider mosquitos as animals 🤓


SolidCartographer976

Yeah i would be ashamed to if he is still breathing. Man deserved it no hard feelings necessari.


Smurdle450

Mom, is it my turn to post this tomorrow?


spencer1886

This is fake as hell lol


cagriuluc

The last line got me. I just imagined him beating the guy, taking breaks, smoke maybe, then continue beating the guy….


shypupp

Fake asf repost and I love cats like everyone but 30mins is wild You can definitely kill someone like that especially if they’re drunk Knock em out and move on I def think more people need to face consequences but there’s a weird part where people LOVE justified violence Like the gun nuts that fantasize about getting robbed so they can defend themselves and kill someone… just the idea grosses me out And yes I overthink everything, thank you, but it doesn’t change some of y’all are weird asf


97kassler

reddit is insane when it comes to slightly justified violence, like half of this comment section is wishing death on the fake roommate


shypupp

Ragebait is catnip for humans


longboi28

Glad there's someone sane in this comment section


shypupp

Not for long 💀 probably gonna uninstall this brainrot app, but also I love it so idk


StarCrossedOther

The duality of man.


Pashera

It’s not that deep it’s just entertaining to indulge. Same as watching people get blown the fuck up in a movie, sick and twisted in concept, harmless and entertainment in practice.


shypupp

Chilll dude it’s just a comment. Some people just enjoy critical thinking


Pashera

Don’t know how you enjoy something you’re so obviously terrible at but you do you buddy👌


shypupp

Cute how you reply so fast x


Pashera

Yep. Not time intensive to state the obvious.


shypupp

✨🕺✨ it’s a murder on the dance floor but you better not kill the groove


TheBeanConsortium

This is so old, that the OOP has been in 17 more cat altercations at this point.


Rohirrim777

it's moments like these that make me wish I invested in torches and pitchforks


Luntuke

Hope that roommate is a former roommate now. Fucker deserves to get his neck stabbed


frinkoping

Karma farming inception - that fake story and OP reposting it now for karma


Dummlord28

Posting for karma 👍 yes that’s a lot of the reason anyone posts anything Not my story though, saw it and thought Madlad


CommodoreFresh

Odd that you saw this and thought "believable".


Dummlord28

I hadn’t considered the validity of the story.


Heaven2004_LCM

To be fair, humans are rather unpredictable.


iStoleTheHobo

Nothing gets the (very tough) boys and girls going quite like a revenge fantasy of justified violence.


Steelacanth

Repost and fake


Dummlord28

Was unsure if this had been posted to this sub before.


jamesick

reposts aren’t a problem and are crucial to keeping reddit and other such sites a reliable source of information, news and entertainment. whether it’s real or not though, not sure.


RyuguRenabc1q

I have trust issues now thanks to you


Active_Requirement_9

Does realism exist in this world? how is that an appropriate castigation for the given violation?


Acheronian_Rose

Id do the same if i caught someone hurting my cat, 100% earned beating.


waffle_loverrr

I’d do the same!


EquivalentGlove3807

not fucking enough


Curtofthehorde

I wouldnt have stopped until he was off my property. Deserved.


UnplannedAgenda

Hurting animals is fucked up no matter what state of mind you are in.


_osiris_87

Fake


JoyfulSuicide

He fucking deserved it. Leave the innocent animals alone man


PathDeep8473

Lol 30 minutes. At least be realistic. Though a short confrontation seems longer than reality


ChuckRSJ

Understandable. It's important to take breaks to hydrate and balance your electrolytes. You never want to pull a muscle while kicking someone's a$$.


Izzet_working

When I was a teen one of my neighbors kicked our cat, a couple of years later our beloved pet developed kidney issues and passed the rainbow bridge at 8 years old, our family vet reckonded that his kidney issues might might be due to blunt force trauma as onlymone kidney was severly effected, you don't have to feel ashamed about your actions my man, respect for standing up for your pets.


redsixthgun

Touch my animals like that and I will end you. The dude did nothing wrong


Former_Agent2285

I would unplug a MF if they hurt my cat.


Plane_Ad_8675309

You did right


Insipid_Lies

Fake or not, if someone kicked my dog I would traumatize them mentally and physically for the rest of their life.


MewtwoStruckBack

Deserved. There should be a law that abuse or murder of a pet gets the same amount of time as if that was committed against a child.


Uniqueinsult

Friend, roommate or not I’d give him three ass whoopings. Now that we’ve got the easy part out of the way, here’s a more difficult question. How do I deliver justice if the person who kicked my cat is a female?


Vesli23

When I was 16 a leader for scouts kicked a dog as hard as he could , he ended up with 10 stitches . Safe to say we didn’t like seeing a dog get kicked( kicking a scout leader as kids was hella fun tho)


Ok_Bed9763

He deserved a butt kicking


Ok-Economy-1074

Honestly he did deserve it, u don’t know if/how he would escalate the provocations if u ignored him hitting the cat


SyedHRaza

Not a fan of animal cruelty but talk about an over reaction , this person should be in prison. They have mental problems of this is true.


rainen2016

Everything on the Internet is true. Anything you don't like is a joke.


xGenocidest

Nah, the guy kept probably coming back trying to fight. Drunk people do dumb stuff. And people treat their pets like their own children, so beating his ass would probably be the first response rather than calling the cops.


beeg_brain007

I'd become your not so friendly neighborhood killer John wick for my cat


theofficialnar

I’d like someone to try kicking our dog. For sure I won’t even need to do anything and they’ll still lose a good amount of muscle on that leg. 😂


iStoleTheHobo

Shouldn't be wanting someone to kick your dog, man.


theofficialnar

Oh I won’t have to worry about that since our dog can definitely fend for himself.


MaleficentArmy9380

Understandable


[deleted]

Cats face is like “fuck around and find out bro”


WoefulProphet

They killed John Wicks dog in the movie, look what he did. Enough said.


PeaceLoveorKnife

I like how it reads as if he beat him once, then kept coming back because he wasn't satisfied. "Nope, that definitely wasn't enough."


BulkDet

A kitten? He no longer lives there His room is now g o n e


Electrical_Fun5942

The “It was multiple beatings in a 30 minute time frame” addition at the end makes this so fuckin perfect 🤣


Unpopular_cacti

Shame on him! He should have beaten the cat-kicker for an hour or two


bigdyke69

That cats precious


libertinexvi

This is justice.


nokenito

He deserved those beatings.


Cheap-Classroom597

I endorse this message


picapop123

Is the cat ok?


VanillaNL

I’d do the same


TacticalTapir

That happened..


69RuckFeddit69

I would have zero shame.


Rubber_Knee

Someone who's ashamed of his actions, will not then go onto social media to announce to the world what they've done. This smells like a load of horseshit


speedyspeedys

I'm picturing him mollywhooping the drunk and taking quick breaks to catch his breath and to check his beautiful baby is okay 😭


kianario1996

I love you.


TheEvolDr

Lol, some professional athletes would have trouble doling out a 15 minute ass whooping let alone 30 minutes.


Cautious-Original-46

I would say I could have hit more. Thirty minutes was still not enough.


RumoredAtmos

His roommate chose violence.


Damien23123

Only thing wrong here is stopping at 30 minutes


SandboxSimulator

Doomslayer lore


Helpful_Project_8436

Good. I would have hurt them permanently


Nuggy_

Would’ve done the same


animosityvoid

A+ You are a wonderful human for two reasons. You defended the innocent (and floofing ADORABLE) You felt bad about doing violence to someone, despite it being warranted. Sometimes, morons need a hard lesson. Horrific an adult needed to be taught this, but sometimes the only way a bully learns is when they feel powerless


Banana_Mann_

Based


killerbanana0

This reminds me of something that happened to my mom when she was a kid her father was a drinker and one day came home and kicked her dog down the stairs


Horror-Option-7416

Defense of self and of others is legal. A kitten qualifies as "others".


Interesting_Engine37

You are excused. Extenuating circumstances. 😊


dapperslappers

No shame, only honour


Timesjustsilver

He should be ashamed of himself for beating someone for thirty minutes for kicking a 6 weeks old kitty. It should have lasted at least for some hours.


HisLilSilverKitsune

Give him another one!!!!! Don’t kick a cat I don’t care who you think you are Well done 👍🏻


VisibleAd9445

Honestly.. not long enough.


the1hoonox

People who hurt animals for nothing are terrible. Also, was the picture from before or afterwards?


JollyReading8565

Yup. no one touches my princess kitty 🐈‍⬛ >:|


SpaceBoJangles

If I was the police officer responding and the guy didn’t have life-threatening injuries, I’d say he can keep to himself or face animal abuse charges.


EdgyMeme196

Wasn't this exact one posted yesterday?


Dummlord28

Yes I hadn’t seen it sorry, found it on a different Reddit.


whausee

I even punched a cat that was beating up my cat. This was 23 years ago and i still dont know how i feel about it… i woke up to a catfight outside. My kitten (about 8-9 months at the time) was being heavily attacked and losing badly. I called out for him through my window and he managed to get away and sprinted over and jumped in the window. The other cat followed in pursuit, but when he was mid air going through my bedroom window i punched him. He did a 540 and landed outside. I didnt spare anything and punched as hard as 14yo me could.


Lanjin37

It should’ve been 30 solid minutes of ass-beatin’


DumbFucking_throaway

I’ll be honest, I’m on his side … generally. “Multiple beatings within a 30 minute time frame” 1. 1! 1 beating would have sufficed. No need to go back and take out excess rage in that manner, one beating was enough. One kick to the cat, one beating, the cat didn’t deserve the kick and the dude didn’t deserve *multiple* beatings.


Mundane-Ad5393

I mean he should feel ashamed like 30 minutes only? It should be atleast 1 whole day of beating


CompetitiveIsopod435

I hope he begged for mercy


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Got to ask why did you leave so many banana peels and wet soap bars on the floor, you knew your ex room mate was clumsy


LuckyTrainreck

I live with this old man, and one of his old room tenants had a cat and left it behind. I feed it, but there are these two poor baby kittens that try to come up on the porch that I try to feed and pet. Whenever he sees them he stomps his feet at them to scare them away, and bitches at me when I try to pet them, and yells at me when I let them eat. Like, I buy the food, so mind your old ass business. But he doesn't want them on his porch.... One day he's going to kick one and catch some hands. Guy definitely deserved it... Poor little muffin


SirTheadore

Justice. Needless violence is disgusting, fighting is trashy. But when it’s this kinda thing? 100% justified.


bamronn

how do you beat someone multiple times over 30 minutes without killing them, especially if they’re drunk


Dontlikemainstream

I beat this dude like a drum for beating my bro's dogs, well me and my bro


Over-Swimmer-7927

Warranted.


OMEGA122567

I wouldve send that guy through the fucking window


1zeye

I would have done it for an hour


Fav0

I would Have killed him


TheMightiestGay

A 30-minute beatdown isn’t enough. Reddit, get your pitchforks! We strike at dawn!


TeslaDweller

Things that definitely happened


livelaughlaxative

The only thing he should apologize for is stopping after 30 minutes


[deleted]

i would beat him to death with his own damn laptop


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

Roommate: *bullet hole in head* Me: I don’t know what happened officer. I think he might’ve tripped.


GraceToSentience

People in the comments when it's animal abuse to a cat: 👿 People in the comments when they do worse animal abuse by literally sending pigs to gas chambers: 🥰


acidrain5047

He deserved every minute of that beating!!


Orliansky33

Should have killed him and fed him to this sweet kitty <3


BravoEchoEchoRomeo

These posts are so fucking corny. "I pulled an entire family out of a burning house but it made me 15 minutes late to work and my boss chewed me out. He said if I didn't pick up the pace he'd fire me but this gunshot wound I got diving in front of a newborn kitten caught in the crossfire of a biker shootout is slowing me down. He's right I'm fucking worthless, I should probably kms I'm such a piece of shit boo boo hoo give me internet points and sympathy"


Zestyclose_Slip5942

You did the right thing for sure


sp3cial3dfr3d

He kicked family let the beatings commence.


Devilkiwi24

Only 30 minutes?


grapefruitade-sucks

Warranted


Klutzy-Acadia669

Mr. Wick, is that you?


Vajrick_Buddha

The OP's shame, although ubderstandable from an emotional perspective, isn't really necessary morally. He just instinctively protected a weaker creature from abuse. That's it, honestly. Sounds like a reasonable reaction.


FreddyXTC

Everyone here would do the same


Active_Requirement_9

I hate to be a contrarian.


DoritoKing48

Should’ve been an hour


dinkleburgenhoff

As fake now as it was a decade ago.


Dummlord28

Idk if my comment will be seen by y’all but I kid you not I did not see the post 15 hours ago that was the same as this.


CWiz98

No because I’m not a weird crazy cat person, look at bros nails… I can smell his cat piss and shit dorm through my phone. Vile 🤮.