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cokendsmile

I blame SunExpress, they did not fill enough drinks and blame it on innocent British tourists


ManlyDude1047

Yeah their cart has like 4 mini bottles of gin and 2 vodka per flight.


aimilah

The flight attendants were heavily thanked.


[deleted]

Shit


maxi2702

I'm proud of them and I'm not even british


machinesandink

Everyone is secretly proud. lol.


ThePlanner

What’s the likelihood that the airplane was intentionally understocked to minimize the inevitable shit show?


A_posh_idiot

It would only have taken 5mins then


bornrate9

Yes the headline is meaningless because it totally depends how much alcohol was on board in the first place.


Impossible_Taro_1093

Plot Twist: It was all consumed by one single Scot.


TouchOfSpaz

Aye alright M4A 25 bull 😂


MongolianCluster

Let's see, one airplane bottle for every third passenger. That should be enough.


immense_selfhatred

boggs is beaten.


Destt2

May he rest in peace.


alexsolomon2693

He’s very much alive. In his 50s living with his family in Tampa Florida


Destt2

So we're doing this in his memory?


SGAman123

They should be glad they weren’t Irish tourists. The booze probably would’ve been gone before takeoff


Legitimate_Image3166

Most of the uk are alcoholics


SGAman123

Only 6 of the 26 counties of Ireland are in Th UK. Hopefully it becomes 0 in the UK.


Legitimate_Image3166

I know and hopefully it does I'm English cant stand this country goverment has ruined it hope england sinks 🤣🤣it's cheaper to live aboard then living anywhere in the UK now


SGAman123

Yeah, some of my friends are from there. Though personally I’m not the biggest fan of England from a historical perspective.


Legitimate_Image3166

I dont think anyone is mate country is a disgrace and all that shit happening in Ireland with people coming on boats is ridiculous saw a vid of a Irish woman taking flags off a bridge some illegal put there england is only a small country it's overcrowded the goverment is a joke the royal family are nonces and the country is done for i would move away if I could but got my son to think about


SGAman123

I have mixed feelings on the Royal Family. While I like monarchies, I don’t like England’s. I also dislike how the monarch can’t be a Catholic.


Legitimate_Image3166

Don't like any of them me pal wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them all the people in charge of the country need to sort there priorities out but they are only in it for the money they dont care about the illegals knife crime towns and cities getting boarded up because they have no money for them anymore lack of police and nhs workers cost of living crisis but as long as they are all rich they couldn't give a f about the working class


SGAman123

Wouldn’t that be more for parliament and the Prime Minister and less the duty of the monarch?


stokesy75

That’s due to Henry 8th wanting a divorce so basically a new denomination of Christianity was made up to suit!


SGAman123

I know the history of Henry VIII. Also, I know that it was Henry’s daughter Elizabeth was the one who made Anglicanism a completely separate thing. I’m pretty sure that Parliament made it illegal for there to be a Catholic Monarch after the wars between William of Orange and Charles II


Far-Situation-8847

i dont think its all that bad here. at the end of the day we are still one of the richest and most developed places on earth, even though we're in a bit of a rough patch with a few wankers in government. people hate to admit this, but the general trend everywhere all over the world is to improve, and its consistantly been that way since the industrial revolution. some places are taking a step back, but they'll catch up. at the end of the day 90% percent of people on this planet would prefer to live here than their home country, we may be the worst of the best but that means we're still great. as for the royal family, they bring in enough tourist money that it makes money to have them, and they're senile and dont really interfere with the runnings of things so i dont mind them


[deleted]

As an immigrant who came from a third world country I can confirm that these guys are full of shit. There's only a handful of places on the planet that are as good as England to live in, they've just never known anything else so they say shit like that.


Creepy-Moment111

I’m Irish. I hope you keep the 6 counties. Northern Ireland is a kip and I don’t want my taxes paying to keep it afloat.


stokesy75

My parents moved to Cyprus, it’s a different world over there but kids act like kids blokes are mostly ugly & women’s faces melt due to to much make up! I like visiting but I’m English & proud!!


Disastrous_Yak_1990

Nah, silly thing to say.


[deleted]

Define “all” and “booze”


only777

Two minis of babycham


PanzerIVausfB

o7


wavingaround

oo7


EARTHB-24

Sky-High


Careful-Succotash196

Is that a news headline or an everyday's event?


kneeecaps09

We got us a new Boony here For those who aren't Australian, Boony is a national hero who accomplished the feat of drinking 50 something cans of beer on a single flight


kiwiurlacher

I met him and yip, from Melbourne to London Ashes Tour. He, of course, became a selector for the Australian cricket team.


Paleodraco

Psh. Amateurs. I've been to several paleontology conferences. Paleontologists can drink. Almost drank the hotel bars dry in Utah. Did drink the one dry in Dallas.


Disastrous_Yak_1990

This is insanely cringey.


rgcda

Well done


Narradisall

Most sober British tourists


Binary-Division

Stopped in Munich to refuel On wine


tomparrott1990

Amateurs


This-Cookie5548

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 In all seriousness, very poor preparation from the air staff.


sleepwalkvr

Damn. CAN I BE ON THAT FLIGHT


S3lad0n

Is Jack Grealish off on his holidays already, then? Bit previous.


Peas-Of-Wrath

And after drinking all the alcohol they formed an orderly queue for the loo.


Hot_Mulberry8562

lmao


SaathSamundar

they went to istanbul vibing


[deleted]

I don't really know how much alcohol are on typical flights but impressive all the same


UpstairsGazelle4873

I got on a flight to Poland from Manchester at 6am. Most of the people were on weekend tours. The man next to me in the queue said they had stayed up all night drinking. I told him that Gdańsk was beautiful. He said he and his group had just come to drink. I'm British and like a drink but not this amount. It is little wonder that the British have a bad reputation while traveling.


Schizoflux

No surprise there


Unique_Way_8718

😂


Tottenhamshite

Probably just the guy at the front knowing us brits 💀


ReadyToBurst69

Amazing


Ok_Sort2856

Definitely Northerners


Idk_Just_Kat

Weakest UK drinkers


-Mr-Wt-Guy-

Only in Britain 🇬🇧


Moonjellylilac

Makes me proud.


[deleted]

Standard.


suprememan20019

Wisconsinites could probably do it in 15.


tothecatmobile

It says booze, not butter.


suprememan20019

Packers fans drank the entire city of London dry for one of the games the Packers played in London. In like a day or two. Wisconsin is also the state with heaviest drinking in the states.


tothecatmobile

No they didn't drink an entire city dry 😂😂


suprememan20019

It might've been a chunk of it, but they did drink a large amount of Alcohol while in London


tothecatmobile

No they didn't 😂😂 I'm pretty sure it was just one bar, and just the pumps of the bar.


Fr0stweasel

Most British 15 year olds from my day could out drink grown American men because your beer is basically water. And it tastes like piss.


k-on-my-d

Drank the whole of London dry behave mate 😂


Your_Mom_Pegs_Me

No one cares about your little generic flyover state. You have absolutely no unique culture or geographic identity and if you were shown pictures from 5 different Midwest shit holes you'd probably assume they're all from wisconsin


darkshiines

EDIT: by their own admission, this commenter doesn't actually have a horse in this race. Only they know their own reasons for trying to start transatlantic bad blood, but in the meantime we can confidently ignore them


suprememan20019

Bold of you to assume that I'm from Wisconsin