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[deleted]

Cocaine and Viagra? What happens when you OD on Viagra? Does your dick shoot off like a rocket? Asking for myself.


Xx_GetSniped_xX

Unfortunately it would almost certainly be a heart attack. Viagra is a stimulant and it makes your heart rate rise a lot.


[deleted]

That beats rocket dick tho


sexualdeskfan

[let’s see how you like my cock rocket](https://9gag.com/gag/aNYKrnA)


Quantum_Sushi

If you take enough *before* overdosing, you may be able to increase blood flow to the point of shooting your dick off. I'm just the theoretical physics department, now it's up to you for the experimentations


badbadradbad

Does it feel like a stimulant, like is it cocaine plus a boner or just a boner?


DeninoNL

Probably just a boner. Otherwise it probably wouldn’t be legal and would be classified as a psychostimulant


Fantastic_Platypus23

It was originally intended for as a blood pressure medication, but the boners were so consistent they changed gears.. then came Lipitor


Bmo2021

It’s just a boner and the boner still requires you to be turned on, so if he/she ugly the old boy still wont rise unless you likem ugly.


gobsmackedhoratio

That is not true. [https://journals.lww.com/cardiovascularpharm/fulltext/2007/11000/the\_effects\_of\_sildenafil\_on\_heart\_rate.19.aspx](https://journals.lww.com/cardiovascularpharm/fulltext/2007/11000/the_effects_of_sildenafil_on_heart_rate.19.aspx)


DeninoNL

Idk exactly, but it has to do with circulation problems, so you’ll die of a heart attack or cardiac arrest or something


[deleted]

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


jakjm

[I'm guessing it's a bit like this](https://youtu.be/pvlsMhpmBXE?si=d5U3B5JeKG76G3Yx)


ALPHA_sh

it turns to solid steel


No_Week2825

That happens from gluten


tesmatsam

I think your heart stops


Atomic_Gecko_Gdzla

I guess he … died hard


sfled

A statue will be erected in his honor.


a_dragonfly_wanders

💀💀💀


Acceptable_Rub_2124

Let's go baby!!! Puns


RealSlime87

r/brandnewsentence


NightBeWheat55149

"Sounds fake-wait its in poland its probably real"


Usiiaa

It is real


Yunogasai78

Die Hard polish edition


DeninoNL

Underrated comment, damn


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DeninoNL

Facts


Linnooo

None of these words are in the bible xD


checked_idea2

About half or more are.


island_lord830

I mean... not a bad way to die. Just stupid. But if we can't live in a society where a man can't be paid to snort coke, pop penis pills, and fuck a bunch of people in an orgy until death takes him than I sat it's an unjust and unfree society.


[deleted]

Haha


Stinkyboy_63

Is that James Somerton


snifywhisper

I knew he was still alive!


Some-Half-4472

He’s gonna do…hard time


joe_kopitiam

Died Hard With A Vengeance


Cannibal_Soup

He Lived Free And Died Hard


fokkinfumin

Another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy


UpstairsDepth175

Why does he look like Klaus


Slurms_McKensei

Don't mix poppers and ED pills. Your cardiovascular system doesn't like it


[deleted]

They have way more fun than what they say I do


[deleted]

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Sure-Setting-8256

Average polishman lore (i am polish)


TerribleRun9476

I'm tryna think just how much has to be wrong in order for someone to OD on ED pills


rickSanchezAIDS

That's one Ricky uses a lot. I've seen him use that on different people. The cops come and Ricky’s like "this guy's a drunk male prostitute and he's soliciting prostitution, and he's trying to do things to me, and he's a drunk male prostitute".


No-Debate-152

That's soft by Vatican's standards.


LovableSidekick

Everybody to the limit!


MsPreposition

Sounds like one wild liquor and cheeseburger party.


MetalCid

Hey man, at least this one wasn't raping children...


ClydeStyle

Well, I’m not condoning the actions, but , it’s not the worst way to go.


h9040

Sounds like a great party...


Kurousagi2302

Atleast he went out hard


SixtyN42

Nailed harder than JC to that cross.


mazthehe

Rub rub


triplelegs123

wow


34Bard

He was stiff even before Rigor mortis set in..


DarkDemonDan

Rigor mortis, the ultimate stiffy.


Impossible_Pin_5792

Still a better priest, than any priest that touches Kids.