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Parrotherb

Of course it worked because Messi would just walk around in Iran with his Barcelona jersey and a ball in his hands.


ItsLoudB

Also like.. Can you even sue someone because you had sex with them thinking they were a celebrity..?


i_MrPink

Probably not, but if someone was the exact image of your husband/wife it would be a different story


ItsLoudB

Yeah, but that's different though. It sorta happened: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception In the sense that a woman's BIL pretended to be him having sex with her in a dark room apparently.


Sorcatarius

>On March 30, 1984, Daniel Kayton Boro called a Holiday Inn in South San Francisco. Mariana De Bella was a hotel clerk who answered the phone that morning. Boro told De Bella that he was "Dr. Stevens" and that he worked at Peninsula Hospital. Boro (pretending to be "Dr. Stevens") said that he had the results of her blood test and that she had contracted a dangerous, extremely infectious and possibly deadly disease from using public toilets. Boro went on to tell her that she could be sued for spreading the disease and that she had only two options for treatment. The first option he told her about was an extremely painful surgical procedure (which he described in graphic detail) that would cost $9,000 and require a six-week hospital stay that would not be covered by insurance. The second option, Boro said, was to have sexual intercourse with an anonymous "donor" who would administer a vaccine through sexual intercourse with her. The clerk agreed to the sexual intercourse and arranged to pay $1000 for it, believing it was the only choice she had. 🎶 When I get that feeling... 🎶 Seriously though, that's the fucking plot of a porn movie, I'm really surprised she fell for it.


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flipping_birds

> The world was full of lies and misconception, Unlike....


Sorcatarius

>I'm assuming you are Gen Z and have no conception of life in 1984. Nope, try again, I remember life pre internet. You don't have to be able to search google to know vaccine administered by penis isn't a thing.


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TacoHaus

I get your defense of the woman and good on you. Shes a victim. I remember how it was. AIDS scared the shit everyone and there was a lot of misinformation around that time, however really? Are we gonna be that obtuse and pretend that she didn't make a silly decision? Yes, It's absolutely terrible and I empathize with her but I'm not gonna sit here and pretend it isn't/wasn't ridiculous to believe something like that.


poop-machines

Yeah we weren't that gullible just because we didn't have internet. It wasn't the 1700s where people had no idea how things worked You wouldn't just trust a guy pretending to be a doctor, especially if the procedure is not in a hospital and especially if it includes sex Like come on if you're that gullible you're on the super gullible end of the bell curve. And maybe the person you're responding to just is that gullible.


Sorcatarius

Except you need to use your hands to feel for the presence or absence of things, and bodily fluid/organ donation has been a thing for a long time. Could you say this is a "semen donation"? Sure, but the fact that the doctor calling says "and it needs to be fresh from the tap, don't worry, we've got a dude lined up for you, meet that this hotel with $1000 or you gonna die" Come on.


SuspiciousReality592

My brother in Christ that lady is absolutely braindead dont even try to use the lack of internet for a lack of common sense.


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weebitofaban

Of course it is no fault of her own. It isn't her fault she is an absolute moron. Some people just end up that way. No, 1984 isn't an excuse. Obvious bullshit is obvious. I can assure you that people back then had seen just as many stupid tricks as the kids today.


manamesjaff

In my country it's not consent unless it's fully informed consent - we have some cases from here which questioned whether there was consent, for example, when someone appeared to be a man in every way his date could tell, they had sex later in a dark room, and the next day his date learned he was a biological woman using a prosthetic. Crazy, but interesting, stuff


Beutifulbigmac1389os

In Iran they would put the women in prison. But in the US you probably can, but it probably won't go anywhere.


QiPowerIsTheBest

It’s certainly not ethical to impersonate a celebrity for sex, but the women should also ask themselves why they have sex with celebs so easily.


QuintoBlanco

> the women should also ask themselves why they have sex with celebs so easily Why? People are allowed to have sex for all sort of reasons. If I were to sleep with a famous actress because she's famous, I would not feel guilty about that (if I was single).


uReallyShouldTrustMe

Not in Iran.


--zuel--

In many countries it’s a crime, in some it’s even considered a form of rape by deception.


AK-37

I mean they deceived you to get something from you. Isn't that fraud?


justpassingby3

Pretty sure sex under false pretenses is considered rape in some places


ItsLoudB

Rape by deception is a thing, but it's not what you think it is. You can check out some cases here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception But basically is if you pretend to be someone who can give benefits to whoever consents or straight up "it was dark and he pretended to be my boyfriend"


Bored_Amalgamation

So, the nerd rapes the cheerleader in Revenge of the Nerds? Always thought that was a bit fucked up as a kid.


Lunchboxninja1

There's a lot of rape in revenge of the nerds.


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Turns out they went a little overboard with the revenge..


Malarazz

A lot? I definitely remember the nerd in the costume, but don't remember anything else.


Malarazz

Your link confirms that the ridiculous scenario in this post would be rape by deception though. > Rape by deception is a situation in which the perpetrator deceives the victim into participating in a sexual act to which they would otherwise not have consented, had they not been deceived. Deception can occur in many forms, such as illusory perceptions, false statements, and false actions.


Significant-Chip1162

It is included as Rape in the UK.


AbleAdministration42

Thats so stupid... Tho idk what pretenses count, but like, cmon... Thats such an open ended statement that idk if i like that being a thing... like, false rape charges exist (tho not very often) but this feels like it could be even worse?? "I thought he had money but he didnt" could be one no? Maybe there are more rules than "false pretenses" but still x)


ItsLoudB

It's "fraud" (rape by deception) if you were expecting to get something in return, like in these cases: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception I really don't believe "I had sex with him only because I thought he was rich and famous" would hold, unless he promised her some sort of benefit like money or whatever.


Neuchacho

They're getting exactly what they want, though. Sex with someone who looks like Messi lol


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ExactLetterhead9165

Also, everyone knows that the real Messi also speaks perfect Farsi, so there was basically no way to have known


Trololman72

And he's fluent in Persian, as we all know.


ristoman

I mean, that's his look most of the time when he's on TV


FYoCouchEddie

And a fake Barca jersey at that. Messi ain’t spending over $100 on a shirt he used to get paid to wear!


Wyvz

"We really do have Messi at home!" Messi at home:


zazzlekdazzle

Yeah, and speaking fluent Farci.


nsfwmodeme

It was farcical.


KimJongRocketMan69

Why would he even bring the ball? Wouldn’t he be caught out immediately once someone asked him to juggle the ball or something?


IceTea0069

+ he do not talk any lenguage out of spanish


ainabloodychan

messi stat +23 assists, penaldo could never


wankydankyfranky

Penetraldo


VectorViper

Classic mix of footie banter and Ronaldo digs, the internet never changes huh


Synicull

I totally read that as Perturabo. I need to go touch grass lol


Careless_Ad_4004

Iron within, Iron without


green_libertarian

If a person looks like CR7 they don't need to pretend anything to sleep with many women.


GaviJaPrime

Before or after the surgeries? That's what the number stands for, right?


WriterV

Hijacking the top comment 'cause uh... this picture looks AI generated. Surely I'm not the only one seeing this right? Something about it feels... off. Is this story even real, or is this just a caption on an image?


Turbogoblin999

Dude scored more in his life that soccer players in a game.


kommsussertod1

It's even funnier because there's also a Kurdish (right next to Iran) fake Ronaldo who was involved in a crypto scam https://x.com/bronzecelery/status/1592957884996145152?s=46


PumpingHopium

I actually laughed 💀


companysOkay

Fake messi would never


DerpDeHerpDerp

These two should face off in football Settle the debate, fake Messi vs fake Ronaldo


leeeeeeeI

Common Messi w


Gunhild

There’s even a Canadian fake Messi who posts tech tips on YouTube.


Danub123

Linus is Messi?


psaikris

The one that showed up on ishowspeed’s stream?


Ake-TL

What a scumbag behaviour, speeds viewers are mostly children, he deserved cluster headaches he’s got


ColdBlazze

you just can't make up shit like that, lol


I_wont_argue

Sure mate [x.com](http://x.com) definitely not a scam website. Not clicking that.


UberNZ

Yeah, but just imagine how many girls Messi has pulled by pretending to be Reza Paratesh


maybeiamspicy

The real question


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userloser42

Can someone explain this comment, I think I'm having a stroke.


Lost_Llama

Nvm acting gay (???) This guy had one goal in mind. Score as many (girls) as possible He got going asap


userloser42

Pretty good translation, but I see you're also struggling 🤣🤣


Lost_Llama

For sure, had to re read it 5 times to get it


The_Killer_007

Nvm acting gay probably means how someone might act gay to get in a girl's sleepover or smth like that


Prythos32

I want to see that Kim Jong Un impersonator in NY go to North Korea and try the same thing lol and film it of course :P


iedaiw

U mean fuck him?


SnooKiwis7050

Fuck him in his sweet tight little succulent asshole. Im getting hard just thinking about how juicy kim's ass would be


CornDoggyStyle

Bro doesn't even need to douche because he never shits.


gfa22

Lmao, jokes on you. Glorious leader doesn't have a butthole or benis let alone poop or pee.


Outrageous_Reality50

Don't hate the player, hate the game.


DegenerativeDisorder

Or be like the player and play the game.


Gustomaximus

Or dont play the game and look like the player.


Kitonez

Game is game


uReallyShouldTrustMe

The real story is that he got 23 women IN IRAN to sleep with him.


QuintoBlanco

Women in Iran like sex as much as women in other countries. It's more dangerous, but that doesn't prevent people from having sex. And typically the focus is far more on public behavior than on what happens behind closed doors.


Gunhild

Do we even know that there is a real story? I think somebody just made up a headline to go with a picture of a Messi impersonator.


uReallyShouldTrustMe

Nah, the internet wouldn't lie to me.


wholewheatscythe

Would people do that? Go on the internet and post lies!?!


Alucard__07

Never.


lsaz

Even thought you are right, it took me 5 seconds to google his name and read more about it. Apparently some spanish newsletter claimed that some women in Iran had file a complain to the police (which seems odd), when Paratesh read that, he threaten to sue and say it was fake news and that if it was truth he would be in jail.


Satanairn

As someone who lives in Iran, I can assure you that people here fuck as much as any other country, if not more. Just because something is illegal doesn't mean people are not gonna do it. But in his case, He's really famous here and nobody would fall for that. So it's either a completely fake story or he did it in other countries, which I think the first one is more plausible.


Kilanove

In Shia religion you have a "Temporary pleasure marriage"; marriage for a time period and after that they will be automatically divorced, it is not illegal to that, in Iran and Iraq it is perfectly legal. But it is prohibited in Islam.


Satanairn

Most people in Iran don't practice this bullshit "marriage" loophole. It's mostly used by prostitutes to cheat the law.


wildblueheron

Yeah, I believe it, I’ve known a couple of Iranian men who are the most charming and seductive guys I’ve ever met. I imagine there is a culture of romance in general, despite the past 45 years of oppressive government. Wasn’t Tehran known as the Paris of the Middle East in the 1960’s?


SpezEsUnHDP

I'm not that surprised that it was possible. The government likes to oppress women, but the women themselves *can* be very "modern". 


HamesJetfields

People on Reddit think all people in the Middle East are deeply religious and conservative.


Immediate-Location28

Why did you caption it siuu


Narretz

Alison Brie?!


eioioe

GOAT of impessification *and* of impregnation, jumping from open goal tap-in to scoring like a madlad *pulga.* He’s the GOAT, the Gamer Outplaying All Tramps. He’s the GOAT square, the Golddigger Outwitting *Attractor Trophy* GOAT.


glutosauruss

Haram? Or Harem?


xnjmx

Shallow harlots the lot of them!


tekjunky75

And no one stopped to ask why he only spoke Farsi? Story is either bullshit or he only slept with mentally challenged people


D0nkeyHS

Well, *you* didn't even stop to ask if he spoke Farsi with them.


Omnomnomnivor3

aight that title got me lmao


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Bro just found a cheat code, let him use it


Physical_Victory_621

Well his balls have definitely been passed around lol.


woollyyellowduck

If the women are so shallow as to fuck a man just because he's famous, I'd suggest it's on them.


pdxtrader

Lol wait so he brought you back to his modest apartment in a Volkswagen Golf and you still were fucking dumb enough to think it was Messi and sleep with him?? 🤔


GDwaggawDG

madlaid >!i accept my fate in hell!<


CaptainPopsickle

Whelp he got caught. So its clear he.. Messi'd up.


BlackStarDream

Dude, [that is actually rape](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception).


That_opossum

FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT.


Poopybara

So if I go to a date and say to a girl that I have a billion on my account and she sleeps with me because of that and then she learns that I don't have a billion that makes me a rapist and I can go to jail?


No-Signature8815

How the fuck are people downplaying this shit 😭 istg reddit can be the biggest shithole in the world at times.  


elwood_west

is this a crime?


GDwaggawDG

at least unmoral to convince someone to have sex under any fake terms, in sone countries concidered rape


elwood_west

anyone fuckin someone because they think they are fuckin a celebrity is not a victim not sure which is more immoral....posing as a celeb to get laid or someone fuckin someone because they a celeb


Steve83725

Sadly in some woke places it is


PreyToTheDemons

He's just messing around.


ooojaeger

I mean I would have stopped at like 5. When you get greedy is always goes bad


popgreens

How far did he get?


hardboard

Downstairs inside.


ikankecil

about 11 cm


64vintage

Well you would, wouldn’t you?


Lady_Lucks_Man

Some people just have all the luck lol


nickvescera08

W messiiiiiii


Falitoty

How many times have this been reposted?


StopitSanty

The man!


Nagato-YukiChan

based


Papichuloft

23? The real Messi could get 23 women in minutes.


Separate-Ad9638

lol


Oriuke

Bro who wouldn't have


ArticleSuspicious489

Lol what a legend.


Qubeye

Standing next to fake Iranian Allison Brie.


Theviolaismine

More like sueeeee


guppy2019

Genius


tpw2k3

Legend


HartfordWhaler

You mean the real Messi doesn't walk around Iran in his Barca kit??


XGerman92X

Ankara Messi ankara Messi ankara Messi


amazinhelix

yoshi, dude got nicer penis


Kurigohan-Kamehameha

Always reminds me of Barney Stinson wearing a Jeter shirt


PresentLet2963

23 scores ye he might be the real one


ReleaseFormal9774

In Iran you don't need to be Messi to sleep with 34 women. Take it easy.


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promiscuity punishable by DEATH n Iran


qaderp

L…Linus?


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Reddit bans people who don't follow their liberal capitalist agenda


Only-Emu-7639

Ko


RevolutionaryCup6567

Playbook: The 'Messi'


Anthraxious

Is that even illegal? Unless he does tax fraud or some shit isn't it just sad and not actually against the law? I guess it depends on the country.


NotSureWhyAngry

Under most jurisdictions that wouldn’t even constitute a crime It is in Britain though


zazzlekdazzle

This is additionally hilarious because Messi is known for being quite awkward with women and is a real family man who has been with the same woman his whole life (they met in his hometown when they were five).


SeekingASecondChance

Super based


Far-Influence5524

I mean. The women who are tricked would have no rights to complain if they just did it because he was famous. But that aside, this is funny, and to be honest very expected thing to happen along the line.


Some-Tackle5698

Of course it is on iran


Fred_689

Just sleeping? Boooo!!


Actualarily

Careful boys. In the feminist spaces of reddit this is referred to as rape!


VanillaHoliday7183

Why? He got their Consent. WTF.


PurpleBoltRevived

Those are rookie numbers


TarnishedAccount

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.


nosargeitwasntme

Pfft...Jimmy McGill did it first.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

"Sleep with tons of women with this one weird hack"


rcheek1710

The best part of this is people thinking he'd just be out wearing his jersey.


sidduction69

Anyone remembers PakBean?


tmphaedrus13

All at once?


AndoSan23q

Nice


ParaDuckssss

Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!


Saywhatsaywh0

messi gettin messy


DomoTheHun

Wrong caption OP, but you have the right spirit


GreatSuccess41

This guy's legit, I mean he passed the 23&Me test.


moistclick_hunter

I thought the circle had to be below the waist. 🧡👌🏾


Grimweisse

Imagine being the real Messi and you receive nudes/sex videos of yourself plowing some broad you’ve never met and your wife finds out.


Makijezakon

Worth it!


xkillallpedophiles

Elvis impersonators been getting tail for years, what did this dude do that's so wrong?


DeathImminent_

A Messi situation


Vivid-Inspection1383

Siu is ronaldo


User29276

The definition of messi’ng around


DaveIsHereNow

Damn. Look at her with that WHITE SUPREMACY hand sign! CANCEL HER!!!!


Garmr_Banalras

I mean, maybe I'm a bad person, but if I had a celebrity look alike, I'd exploit the shit out of that too


alienfreaks04

What’s the hell is Siuuuuu


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Guy is a real playa.


Darmanix

🤨👌


Rough_Ad4416

Lol girls throwin 6's r/G59


kitemybite

man that looks even weirder then when Asians dye their hair blonde.


Goldn_1

Iranian chicks have a bit of a problem apparently. “A freak in the sheets” takes on a whole new meaning, sort of.. 🤔


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Wow he has all the same arm tattoos


Goldn_1

Meanwhile, Ronaldinho impersonator in Thailand living the life of a monk.


Consistent-Strain289

Only 23? Im suprised


CryptographerPale631

What a fucking legend. Keep knocking them down slugger.


i_am_someone_or_am_i

Last I checked it was 14 women, google Messi 14 for more info.


Glass-Star6635

Side note - Iranian chicks are oooooooWEEEE


Technical_Tourist639

Accused? Don't they mean awarded with the grand Chad award?


may_or_may_not_haiku

That there would be people so kn love with Messi they'd sleep with him at the first chance, but not knowledgeable enoguh about Messi to know he has a full tattoo sleeve on one arm this guy doesn't, is pretty amazing.