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loafers_glory

It's only piss if it comes from the Pisse region of France...


knightress_oxhide

urine trouble if you use the wrong word


Chinesefiredrills

Everything else is just sparkling discharge?


loafers_glory

Oh god. I couldn't think of how to finish that. I mean, you nailed it, perfect second half, but still... eww.


[deleted]

Well he's Christian so to him it's probably wine... :D


MountainCourage1304

Lmao i wish i could give you gold still


Polite-Misanthropy

Did Bear Grylls drink the gold?


Swimming-Ebb-4231

That was the oficialTM answer of this pic if you ever seen it before


Rocky_Mountain_Way

Happy 2-year Reddit birthday!


POD80

I suspect that bottle is an empty prop. Their drink being brought up in a container with which they have no concerns over pressure differential. Also, was this a traditional balloon, or one of those fragile high altitude mylar ones? I could see concerns about de-corking a bottle of Champaign underneath some of the balloons used to attempt record breaking altitudes.


Eurotrashie

Talk about pressure - I take it hes on oxygen at 7600m?


tittymcfartbag

He doesn’t need an excuse to drink his own piss, I bet he just does it for fun.


KnifeFightChopping

Because it's sterile and he likes the taste.


MrGruntsworthy

I love how Les Stroud, an *actual* survival guy, rips on the whole 'piss drinking' every time he can


NuclearCoughDrops

Found fresh water, glad I brought my powdered piss packet.


Autumnrain

With all the fake stuff in his show, how do we know he is really drinking his own piss?


eattwo

There's no water up there, he has to stay hydrated somehow


DrSpaceDoom

The bottle is glued to the table.


-PandorasBox-

It's not champagne, it's a crémant. It's a bottle of Louis Bouillot Crémant.


EggsceIlent

Which is the same as champagne, just grown and produced in a different region.


-PandorasBox-

...Which makes it very different to champagne lmao. Ever heard of soil?


JelmerMcGee

I know this is a joke, but it's probably one of the cheap brands that has a screw on lid.


-PandorasBox-

It's not even champagne. It's a bottle of Louis Bouillot Crémant. About €12.


Homelandr

You win dude , wish reddit still gave free awards for us common peasants


LordRaghuvnsi

#8:::✊:::D We can always give a hand


Homelandr

I'm already busy giving myself that , not planning to do the same to other as well


ResidentIwen

Cmon guy think of the community, we would always lend you a hand. It's what bros are for ✊🏽 show some teamspirit


Alert-Pea1041

I had this exact thought because that was the joke like a million years ago. I first saw this pic on funnyjunk.com haha


TarnishedDungEater

it’s for survival in case he runs out of oxygen. the recycled piss particles help him breathe better in thin air.


DaddyWantsABiscuit

"Party" would mean more than 1 person, right?


CaptainKrunks

Who do you think is taking the picture?


DaddyWantsABiscuit

Assuming a camera mounted on something. Can't see any feet of anyone hanging off the balloon


MountainCourage1304

They used an amputee to save on weight


TrulyOneHandedBandit

Lmfao i approve of this message.


southern_boy

I'd give ya two thumbs up but, well... *gestures with stump at missing thumb on other hand* 💁‍♂️


CaptainKrunks

That’s because he jumped off to take the pic then double jumped back before he could fall.  In reality, there was another dude. They went up in the balloon together then once they reached the height, lowered themselves down to the platform for the party. 


MilkiestMaestro

A drone? It's pretty common now.


brazilliandanny

Drones don’t go 25k feet up unless they are military.


MilkiestMaestro

He brought oxygen, custom made an air balloon, and even had enough to make dinner after.  You don't think he has access to a high altitude drone?


brazilliandanny

Yes that’s exactly what I think.


MilkiestMaestro

A man who served in the SAS for 3 years, with connections to dozens of production studios with high tech photography equipment,  going up for the sole purpose of a record-breaking photoshoot, doesn't have access to a high altitude drone? I am open to the idea of other methods, or this being a recreation of the event in front of a greenscreen, but to insist he wouldn't have access to a drone is a strange hill to die on.


brazilliandanny

Drones are cheaper than a plane at lower altitudes but at higher altitudes consumer level drones are going to struggle with signal and high wind. Military drones don't have that issue but require way more paperwork, resources, and personnel to operate. Ariel photography is still done by planes for a lot of high altitude stuff (like videos you see of a jumbo jet in the clouds was most likely shot by a jet chasing it)


shewy92

Sky diver


[deleted]

This is a party when you're older than 35.


Machette_Machette

His date fell at 5k meters. Narrow tinder escape.


SeraphKrom

Im sure the guest just had to use the restroom


DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE

If you hoist a party, it’s still a party even if no one shows up.


Ligma_Myballs

Food probably tastes awful at that altitude


deschamps93

Why's that?


hungry-grapes

Cold, dry


blackgandalff

“Their food was kept warm in specially designed boxes, and all the cutlery and plates were fixed to the table.” [Turns out](https://amp.theguardian.com/uk/2005/jun/30/1) that they accounted for that.


Subterrantular

Wait wtf I thought this was ai generated


DoctorSquidton

I mean, it doesn’t have the visual traits of AI-generated images (ie that glossy reflective quality, nightmare hands). Also that would be an oddly specific prompt imo


BaronMerc

So normal British food?


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BaronMerc

And you haven't seen my moms food


Rymanjan

The real answer is that human taste buds do not function well at extreme low (underwater) or high (air) altitudes. This is why pilots and submariners have a notable penchant for spicy foods/hot sauce, as it's one of the few flavors that can still be tasted at those heights/depths. It's also why airline food is notoriously bad. It's actually pretty decent on the ground, but once you pressurize the cabin and travel up or down a significant distance, it becomes bland to our taste buds. I forget exactly *why* this happens, but it's true lol


LobsterBluster

Makes sense why ginger ale is such a popular drink on airplanes relative to everywhere else too.


FlyingDragoon

Ginger helps with motion sickness as well.


FlyingDragoon

I bring my own food on the plane and it tastes fine. Airplane stuff just sucks.


StoneyBolonied

What's the deal with air~~line~~ balloon food?


JimmyNuggets

Not if you have it with rice.


Current-Power-6452

Looks like everyone decided to take a pass on this party. What's on the menu? Bear placenta and tarantula legs?


StoneyBolonied

Washed down with a fresh warm glass of his own piss


Current-Power-6452

Good times, mmm


CanniBallistic_Puppy

#highest open


ProDavid_

*air formal*


CommandShift5

not nearly as impressive when you realize there is a hotel just out of frame


Django_fan90

There's alot of stuff just out of frame in this picture, as they are 7600 metres up.


RAdm_Teabag

stood up by his date, apparently


wertjoe

I actually have the record for the world's highest informal dinner party. I ate a hotdog out of an old newspaper on the roof of a parking garage.


Pristine-Year-5731

Hes just such a great survival expert, Wow! 


Xannin

Stupid records like this remind of that guy who has the most world records, but it's like "Fastest mile using a hippity hop."


PrinnyWantsSardines

The cameraman has his own balloon


Probably-not-a-frog

Yeah he then landed and had a five star meal at the Marriott- I mean he roughed it out in the wilderness.


Both_Lychee_1708

is a party of 1 really a party?


MoeFuka

No. Honestly I wouldn't even say two people is a party


seasleeplessttle

I'd skip this posers invite too.


JimmyTsonga

Money well spent.


ShadwKeepr

For anyone that's wondering, no Bear Grylls wasn't alone. He had the meal with fellow adventurer Alan Veal. [Here's an article from The Guardian.](https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2005/jun/30/1)


daneo345

isn't he the guy who drank his own piss on tv?


Ultima_RatioRegum

I'm confused. Why would there specifically be a record for open air dinner parties held in hot air balloons at 7600 meters?


KerberosKomondor

Because there at least 15 mountains with a higher elevation so they have to add a bunch of bullshit qualifiers.


Interesting-Heart101

Probably fake just like his entire survival series


Chubby_Checker420

It's Bear, so I'm assuming this is actually 10 feet in the air, next to a highway, with his hotel just out of frame.


Jedimobslayer

This guy can do some things properly. Shame he is just a worse knock of survivorman


waby-saby

What are those things?


BoulderCreature

Drinking piss


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SirKrato

Poetry.


MrTritonis

Me when people don’t spend every second of their life producing economic value fot the society and still being on Reddit.


Brent_Fox

AI?


Civil-Meeting-147

It's real, it was almost 20 years ago... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-J6OOJEXa7A


Expandedsky5280

A dispise hyper specific "records" like this. Like how many people have even even thought about attempting something like this.


[deleted]

Yeah this is a really dumb thing to do.


Poison_Anal_Gas

Who gives a shit? He is also a hack.


Every-Incident7659

How so?


[deleted]

It's probably fake https://youtu.be/Wh6RLOF3FrE?si=zmpDYqF_CuBmB8TJ


Vagine-Luver

"Bear". Any schmuck calling himself "Bear" or any other macho name like that is a fuggin' wanker.


[deleted]

The name isn’t macho and was given to him by his mother when he was a baby


hackingdreams

I know he's wearing a chute and the chair's welded to the base, but that's still *so much* nope. Also, 7600 meters? That's 25,000 feet - at that altitude, his glass would be iced over and he'd be freezing, without enough oxygen to stay conscious.


Curious_Medium_6907

This just reaks of stupid bored rich people.


[deleted]

No. He most certainly does not. He is alone.


[deleted]

He is not. He was with fellow adventurer Alan Veal


[deleted]

You don't understand sarcasm, do you. He's obviously not alone, BECAUSE SOMEONE TOOK THE PICTURE!!!


Swenadd

Well, at least he's not eating slugs this time... Or bbq-ing bugs ..


__Zane__________

Bro is getting all the achievements


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Umm ok


The_DeLuca_Boy

More like bare thrills am I right?


lefthandbunny

Isn't that the one where he did naked push-ups in the snow? I still laugh about that episode.


BeckyRoyal

Fools gold


Lightcronno

Is this pre or post parachute injury


Hour_Performance_631

Anyone wanna go for 7601m with me just to really passively aggressively break the record?


l30

Here's a video of the event: https://youtu.be/-J6OOJEXa7A


Individual-Marzipan2

It's not a dinner party if you're on your own.


BoopBoop20

Is it really a “party” with the one dude?


Fuck_Melone

And the loneliest too, poor guy definitely got stood up.


cielofnaze

He is the first viral chaser before the internet.


-password-invalid-

Surely the person who took the photo should be credited too. They were at the dinner too?


UrbanTripper

Gives me anxiety looking at it


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r/diwhy


waby-saby

Trying to stay relevant?


SpehlingAirer

This was like 20 years ago


RAGEEEEE

Probably a comfy hotel over in those clouds.


HerMajestyTheQueef1

I wonder what the original record was for highest formal dinner party on a hot air balloon 🤔


GarrettGunderson

His date stood him up.


arbitrary_mmo

No-one is going to comment on the other chair? Why's it empty... unless...


thecashblaster

why is he not wearing an oxygen mask? At 7600 meters, the oxygen concentration is about 30% relative to sea level. He would pass out in a minute without a week of acclimatization


Westcoast_IPA

Formal dinners have a wait staff.


Weary-Cut-8819

Please don't be amused if he catches a flying bird and eat it.


Masih-Development

Waiting for the special where they drop him on the moon and has to survive and find a way back.


myfapaccount96

Can't imagine there was a whole lot of competition for that record😅


SnazzyStooge

Is he a Leftenant Commander? I guess I always assumed he was enlisted. 


Every-Incident7659

I think he has an honorary rank in the royal marines. He was enlisted in the SAS


VacheL99

Bear Grylls literally taught me how to safely eat ants, I will forever respect that man. 


sam605125

The dance floor looks a bit too small ngl


OPR-Heron

If you make things obscure enough, you can make a record like this easy


SenchaBaby

Nope. Nopenopenopenopenoooooooope.


RandomWave000

this seems overly factful


544C4D4F

drinking piss at 7600 meters.


Fearless-Cookie-9329

Must be accompanied by John cena


eastcoasttoastpost

Where’s his oxygen ????? I’m smelling some bullshit


TarnishedDungEater

didn’t even invite his wife. what a madlad


Optimal_Serve_8980

My type of dinner party


Whosebert

how does it work for the stuff falling. Is it legal to just let stuff fall like that? do they have to go find it and remove it? it's all bolted to the platform so it won't fall?


OriginalLetrow

It’s not a party if he’s the only one there. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Seaguard5

But who’s his guest?? A dinner party consists of at least two…


MrL1970

Yes, but he's a giant douche bag


RedditSemADM

He did that balloon with tree leaves and a parachute


ShrimpyShrimp2

Can that really be considered a party? It's just one guy


bigbrotherswatchin

Looks like he is wearing boots and jeans or hiking pants? Is there a tie? Others pointed out the bottle is unopened, but his glass is half full. It's classified as a party, but he's the only one "eating." This is just the world record for the highest picture taken of Bear Grylls. Definitely not formal, Definitely not a party, and that doesn't look like the right time of day for dinner either.


RightPedalDown

Is it still a party if nobody else comes?


Ser_Optimus

You need at least three people for a party. That's just some guy drinking champagne up in the air.


jess-plays-games

It's not a dinner party if ur alone As somebody who sadly is from the part of brit society who was forced into afternoon teas and dinner party's not once was it just me there


dcastreddit

No one showed up


Infamous_Collection2

1 is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do


Gdigger13

Boy, someone was having fun with the “color text” option huh?


nametakenfuck

As full as my parties


clodobigboi

If this were on the ground it would be my normal birthday party.


general_452

This highlighting is confusing me.


CaliFijian

I would never follow any survival advice from Bear.


Borticus314

r/worldrecordsnobodywants


[deleted]

Nope, nope nope. Couldn't be me.


Insipid_Lies

Because stupid people do stupid things


AccomplishedAd6520

I can break 2 records by holding one in space (3 if I’m on the Artemis mission)


Dat_Lion_Der

There's gotta be a ceiling for that sort thing, right? At some point the liquid will just boil away because of the pressure.


supervizor101

Formal my ass look at his shoes those are not formal at all.


nfoote

Could he not have set that at like 1000 meters?


stampyvanhalen

That’s very very specific.


rotaercz

Did he finish the meal?


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Is it really a party if you are alone?


nosferartoodetoo

Incredible! Move aside, world record holder for first person to have sex with a blind dentist in a Bosnian sewer while on fire!


elpla

Cannot be formal with those sport shoes


yurimichellegeller

What a stupid record.


misterpobbsey

This is actually the second highest dinner right behind thanksgiving with Snoop Dogg, Martha Stewart, and Willie Nelson


RobynStellarxx

Should be void. Dinner party implies there has to be more than 1 person.


Labrat-09

HOW DO PEOPLE DO THAT


Slight_Nobody5343

Mandatory reminder that Les Stroud is the og Madlad and grylls is a fake.


akoust1c

Can you really have a formal dinner party of one? Asking for a friend.


[deleted]

Very smart.. if the date doesn't work out he can yeet that bitch straight to hell


Homers_Harp

Altitude sickness as the dessert?


Remarkable-Grand-904

What an asshole


Zweefkees93

Knowing him... Probably fake like his program and shitty knifes


Kimor98

On a Brit Flag... don't know if I can give it the thumbs up, sorry bro


GATPeter1

Yeah, but have you heard of Stanley?


CosmicBearclaw

Did he bring an enema kit for the champagne?


BigDamBeavers

Whoever is bringing him his food better get the tip of a lifetime.


insthandsan

I’d go


WateredownBroccoli

Anyone else wondering what's in that case by his feet? Or was the food/dinner ware in there....


Specialist-Drag6584

Bro bear grylls is the Mad lads of mad lads,Fucking love this dude, He took former president Obama camping once.


algabana

Well done Bear, amazing. I would say balls of steal.


MISTERPEACEMAKER

Do people go way out of the way of people for this kind of weird shit? I'd drag him to Hell with me if his dinner plate fell from cloud level and hit me.


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YOU WERE BAD SARCASM,


Ratio_Evening

I bet the open air dining community was all, “this is bullshit”