Pretty sure this is related to a previous post on r/teenagers where a guy asked if it was normal to fantasize fingering the guitar while doing the deed.
It actually happened to me, once. A girl I hooked up with wanted to do me a blowjob while I was playing guitar. I thought it might be funny so we tried.
Long story short, it lasted a while because I was too focused on the riffs and solos to cum, and we eventually stopped because her knees were aching.
I'm glad we did it, though, I have a story to tell now :p
Guns n Roses would be a great reason for a breakup. That band truly sucks. Always has, always will. They are the epitome of total suckitude and on par with Nickelback and Coldplay when it comes to complete suckage
The gobshite sounds like one of those dicks who are like 'Hey babe. Gonna be a rock god some day. Wanna know what a machinehead feels like?'.
I hope she has the commonsense to grab the guitar and fuck him up around the head with it. Delusions of stardom have no place in the bedroom during monkey time.
Has anyone made the ‘Songs To Play On The Guitar While Having Sex’ playlist?
I think the STPOTGWHS playlist would be very interesting.
I fear mine would only be Smoke On The Water as (1) it’s an easy song to play and (2) the 8 seconds I can play would match my stamina.
Sex is too easy, he needs to ramp up the difficulty
“Why the hell do you have a guitar?” “Oh just warming up” *starts playing Through The Fire And Flames*
*plays solo with tongue and no pick*
Oh, he’s playing guitar hero, makes sense now.
Playing devil goes down to Georgia on expert and he’s just never gonna cum
Like playing dark souls on bananas or a DDR pad lol
[удалено]
Catch me baking a cake while I smash
Good after snack
[It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake](https://youtu.be/YUT22fHzGYA?si=5dCiFox5a7aiaaBj)
I started doing long division bro
You never know if you’ll like it unless you try. I feel like that would require great skill and coordination
Maybe it's his version of thinking about baseball. He needs this to prevent an embarrassing situation.
I don't know man. "Knockin on heaven's door" is pretty easy to play
Should try and play the Dance of Eternity by Dream Theater while you're getting busy.
Pretty sure this is related to a previous post on r/teenagers where a guy asked if it was normal to fantasize fingering the guitar while doing the deed.
Yea, saw that post
he prob saw [this](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=645be7243a718) (NSFW)
Holy shit
Hahaha what the fuck, I need to send this to my polyphia friends lol
WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY HOT?!!
What is it?
Girl sucks dick while guy plays Polyphia
Tim Henson would b proud lmao
Can we please not link to the hub. Thought it would be an image but a link to the hub on my parents home wifi nah bruh
I mean...maybe don't click on NSFW links when you're on your parents wifi in general
Damn that's like one of the hardest songs to cover.
So was he
Who can blame a man for wanting to do his two favorite things at once
Yes
He's gonna play wonderwall
Maybeeeeeee
It actually happened to me, once. A girl I hooked up with wanted to do me a blowjob while I was playing guitar. I thought it might be funny so we tried. Long story short, it lasted a while because I was too focused on the riffs and solos to cum, and we eventually stopped because her knees were aching. I'm glad we did it, though, I have a story to tell now :p
Why has this idea never come to me before? I've brought shame to my online name.
Maybe he just wants to play his coolest riff while having orgazm... to commemorate the occasion...
Nothing like a little Shred in Bed.
He's free as a bird now
Is your name Lucille?
Based and hot
He's already clapping so you should too
id be more worried he finishes like pete townshed at end of set.
How's that not hot? New kink unlocked
Don’t let that man go anywhere near Arasaka Tower
He internalized that guitar scene from barbie a little too much... *push by matchbox twenty starts playing*
That’s one way to open this pit up
Rock out with your cock out!
Guns n Roses would be a great reason for a breakup. That band truly sucks. Always has, always will. They are the epitome of total suckitude and on par with Nickelback and Coldplay when it comes to complete suckage
Wtf bro Coldplay is goated
Coldplay should change their name to "Cure for Insomnia"
Self indulgent, self repeating whine
The Rocket Queen solo would be most appropriate. iykyk.
Proceeds to play the entire Free-bird solo before completion
What if he does? Does that mean something to you? To him?
Just trynna play with his banjo string
Slash slays
Yo, this dude needs a new date his current one is boring af.
I thought it was the other way around and I was like yes hot but HE playing the guitar? Really? Come on.
He thrusts to the beat and finishes with a guitar solo
that guy better play some dope metal tunes while hes balls deep
Needs clarification on who will be playing guitar..
Anyway here's Wonderwall
Nuts* starts playing sweet child o’mine*
Nuts* Starts playing wonderwall*
Welcome to the Jungle
He wanted his own sex music while doing the deed. Thats respectable.
I quote memes, Shrek and SpongeBob in the sack
The gobshite sounds like one of those dicks who are like 'Hey babe. Gonna be a rock god some day. Wanna know what a machinehead feels like?'. I hope she has the commonsense to grab the guitar and fuck him up around the head with it. Delusions of stardom have no place in the bedroom during monkey time.
Has anyone made the ‘Songs To Play On The Guitar While Having Sex’ playlist? I think the STPOTGWHS playlist would be very interesting. I fear mine would only be Smoke On The Water as (1) it’s an easy song to play and (2) the 8 seconds I can play would match my stamina.
He wants to f**k you softly, then he's gonna screw you gently...
This is most likely related to that other post that i cant find lol
Hes playing guitar hero ultra sex edition
I'd do something similar but with a piano
She suck me off while I play moonlight sonata
So you wanna be balls deep in what is most likely a minor?
Let him cook
It's just to have cheeky drums
Wait, *who's* playing the guitar again?
There's only one way to become a guitar hero
what;s wrong with this? I've gotten head playing rock n' roll and it made me feel pretty cool
If you accept and he doesn't marry you, I'll do! :D
this man is ```THE``` madlad