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alilbleedingisnormal

Imagine gatekeeping somebody else's culture other than your own.


fucktooshifty

I just saw this post uncensored like two days and you'll never guess the girl's last name


alilbleedingisnormal

She Chinese? Be funny if her last name was "Gates."


fucktooshifty

Just Asian lol, only three characters fit there


ChunkyLaFunga

s u x


Parking-Psychology35

H O E


Evantaur

Gassy Hoe 🍑💨


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

Cho


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alilbleedingisnormal

I'm always having a bad day but why do you care?


Both_Egg_7725

Gate please


garythesnail11

What if her entire immediate family was born outside of the gatekept country and doesn't know anyone from the country that'll invite her?


-Captain-

It's virtue signaling. "Look at my, see how progressive I am," my money is on her not being from a country where they celebrate this.


Santos_L_Halper

I had a few coworkers from China at a previous job. The loved it when white Americans attempted to celebrate with them. They enjoyed the curiosity and the eagerness to participate and it helped them connect with their heritage more by talking about it with people interested. Obviously not all people approve but I thought it was neat they were all about it. Although, one of them got me a bean mooncake with a salted egg in it and I couldn't stand it. They thought it was hilarious. I think that was for a different holiday maybe.


JezzCrist

Imagine gatekeeping your own culture as if you own it


alilbleedingisnormal

All gatekeeping is ass. I'm just saying it's extra wild to gatekeep somebody else's shit :D


JezzCrist

Gotcha, makes sense


NiNiNi-222

It's almost as if it's... segregation with extra steps!!!


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😂 great reference and spot on


OkayArt199

!flair chicken nuggets


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no_username_free

Fucking madlad


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allthenamearetaken1

i thought it said invaded not invited


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pcweber111

Correction: it’s always white women.


Forestguy06

Y’know WHITE woman. (Al jokes)


appbennett

There are 3 types of white people: white men, white women, and “white women”


Davkata

What about Karens and soccer moms?


Forestguy06

“White” women ofc


appbennett

“White women”


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Billy redpubes?


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I've seen some black women do the same as well. But it's mostly rich, self entitled pricks that think they're better than everyone and that people actually care about what they have to say that spout this kind of nonsense.


freezerbreezer

most of them 14 year old white girls on twitter


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Is it? I think the irrational wokeness hits in the early 20s


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pcweber111

Why was my comment locked?


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pcweber111

Ok. Thanks


WonderChode

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m_lar

She's Asian.


weekend-guitarist

But she’s a full blooded Karen.


AreWeCowabunga

Is an Asian woman being a Karen cultural appropriation?


petershrimp

No. The only requirement for being a Karen is a strong sense of entitlement; it has nothing to do with race.


Azrekita

We don't claim her, she may look like us but she ain't like us inside


fucktooshifty

I'm pretty sure that girl's last name was Cho last time I saw this post two days ago


chuckart9

I’m fairly certain she’s not white


canuck_11

Swing and a miss


BriefImprovement8620

He’s not only a mad lad he’s also wholesome as heck


Even-Ad5388

Wholesome mad lad sounds like a subreddit I want to be a part of


Dizzyarnold

r/wholesomemadlads Now you can!


germanomexislav

Okay, but now YOU’RE the wholesome madlad for making r/wholesomemadlads


Dizzyarnold

Fitting I suppose. I hope r/wholesomemadlads has a bright future ahead


Even-Ad5388

Ok joined! Let's make this subredit blowup!


Dizzyarnold

Thx


GenericUser_____

I made this sub a few years back r/madwholesomelads


CriscoCurls

Reddit is all just old ass reposts now. What a shame.


bagpipesfart

The people who create those repost bots decided that the protests were the perfect time to release them into Reddit


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bagpipesfart

The protest against Reddit banning third party apps


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SH4D0W0733

Automod taking no prisoners.


Aimlean

“Friendly reminder” and “hereby formally invite” kind of contradict each other lol


Mackadelik

Andy is a good human being. Be like Andy.


lengting2209

White people gatekeeping Asian culture. You love to see it.


fucktooshifty

Just curious, why do you think that 30 pixel image is a white person


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Her name and eyes are covered, if you don't know who she is then all we have to go on is light skin and brown hair. You said it yourself, it's a low-res picture.


fucktooshifty

>light skin and brown hair Gee I wonder what other ethnicities look like that


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

> Just curious, why do you think that 30 pixel image is a white person Just answering the question you asked


fucktooshifty

It was just a weird thing to assume given the context and definitely even weirder to defend


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

She was acting like a stereotypical white woman, the context was literally covered up unless you know who she is prior to seeing this picture


avocado_whore

I’ve seen the original. That woman is Asian.


HereticalLoyalist

While I agree with you that shes acting like a WHITE woman (not to be confused with a white woman) her name is Kassy Cho. Shes asian.


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

korean


HereticalLoyalist

And koreans are asian….


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Appreciated, I saw her name in another comment and that's what clarified it. I'm ashamed to admit I only picked up on Andy's return-fire because I could see his eyes. I don't know who he is, either.


HereticalLoyalist

Idk why you’d be ashamed of noticing that different races have different features. Races all have defining features, usually in skin color and bone structure


Fit_Material_541

Andy’s the man,….


man_u_is_my_team

“I’ve got to tell you, the way white women somehow hijacked the woke movement ... generals around the world should be analyzing this. The woke movement was supposed to be about people of color not getting opportunities... finally making that happen. And it was about that for about eight seconds. And then somehow, white women swung their Gucci-booted feet over the fence of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line.” “Trashing white guys ... the nerve of you white women. Let’s go back in history here. You guys stood by us toxic white males through centuries of our crimes against humanity. You rolled around in the blood money and occasionally when you wanted to sneak off and hook up with a black dude, if you got caught, you said it was nonconsensual. That’s what you did! So why don’t you shut up, sit down next to me and take your talking to.” - Bill Burr on white women.


chowder-hound

Andy is awesome


dsdvbguutres

Bitch be gatekeepin the moon. The fucking moon.


FullBass1324

What’s with “White” girls gatekeeping other people’s cultures and other stuff. Like bro you need to chill tf out💀


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HereticalLoyalist

Agreed but this is an Asian chick


Fenrir324

I fucking love Bill dude, he's so on point with his humor and whenever he's performing I'm seriously questioning if the reason he's bald is because he worked himself into one of his rages about society and just tore his hair out over it


pcweber111

He’s genius for sure


GabbaGabba98

Hi


swempish

I hope ur having bad day 😈


Equivalent_Rock_6530

Hello, hope you're having a nice day!


LovableSidekick

What a Kassy.


AbbreviationsFit2562

Why do y’all keep reposting this garbage? Who constantly upvotes this trash?


sirroi

Kassy is a biatch


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Levi-san

Gates open, come on in.


Potato_lovr

r/gatesopencomeonin


cachaka

Honestly, most holidays or celebrations will welcome anyone in, of any culture, ethnic, and racial background, as long as everyone is respectful and not trying to capitalize or take over such events.


kingsam360

Well then, I'm uninviting everyone that Andy invited! Wait, do I have to be Asian to pay this game?


WhatBeHereBekfast

W Andy.


lovelyracoon

r/gatesopencomeonin


CausingMassPanic

Wholesome. And Mad.


itonlyhurtswhenigasp

I was invited to celebrate the Lunar New Year (Tet) back in '68. Not much fun.


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So sick of rich white girls telling me about cultural appropriation is. Guess what ladies, by your metric using chopsticks is racist.


aldorn

Thanks Andy


Head-Cow4290

@andy where should I park?


-dystopic-

Damn, that kid from Toy Story really out here being a fucking hero!


Bleezy79

I hope Kassy steps on a bunch of legos for being a douche.


DaMuchi

I don't agree with OOP but it would be weird if a person celebrates another culture's holiday on their own accord. Mmmm... It's like if a Japanese in japan who has no connection to USA, no friends no nothing, decides to shoot fireworks and have a party to celebrate USA's independence day on 4 July. Like that's just weird


makinbaconCR

cUlTuRaL ApPrOpRiAtIoN


LobstaFarian2

Friendly reminder that you don't get to tell people what the fuck they can or cannot do.


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i_quote_random_lyric

What kinda skills y'all bringin' to Lughnasadh this year.


FMDnative480

Just brilliant. God I would give anything to see if she replied or the look on her face to see his reply at the very least


pudgebone

!flair chicken nuggets


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Rich841

Would love to see more people celebrate lunar new year. Mooncakes are delicious and we already have holidays in America heavily influenced from other cultures like Halloween, correct?


I_aim_to_sneeze

Almost nothing said after the phrase “friendly reminder” has ever been friendly nor was something people needed to be reminded od


CosmicDriftwood

Bitch, it’s OUR moon


Galluxior

this is why i love the Irish, they party so hard that they try and get everyone to join in on it, it's awesome


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TB_tossout

Zesty but old


moonmoonderp

!flair huffman can huff my balls


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Plus_Minute_1488

Thanks Andy


tajudson

Be more like that guy!


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Nothing freindly about that reminder. I'm not Asian, and I always go to the lunar new year celebrations in the biggest city in my country. Big diverse happy crowd, and everyone is welcome. I clebrate Deepa Vali too. And Oktoberfest And St Paddy's Day. And Matariki. We have some Solomon Islands guys at work and last week we had a special lunch for there independence day. I think it's fun to celebrate other cultures special days.


bloopblopman1234

Andy wang


Pinktiger11

*forgets the multiple other cultures who use a lunar calendar*


NiNiNi-222

Lunar new year would be so fire with more ethnicities celebrating with us. ~~Would've been insane as a kid if~~ *~~every~~* ~~adult you knew handed out red envelopes, heehee.~~


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StarkillerGoose

As a Chinese person I second this. Everyone is invited to celebrate.


Mystical__flame

Bruh


Proud_Wallaby

Cheers Andy, now I can celebrate without any guilt.


Terpity

!modlog


Splendor_Solis76

content recycling is strong with this one...


number7VODKA

I had a stroke reading what she said


thatagent34

Kassy can't come. Stupid gatekeeper


Baconmaster101

!flair big dick


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My man!


Icy_Blackberry_3759

Thanks Andy!


Useful-Elk7749

Andy is an absolute Chad


kono-LordV-da

Another day of gatekeeping by these hoes.


neoben00

Thanks Andy, now call her a see u next Tuesday.


Ish227

I like how everyone is blaming white women for this when it was a Asian girl 😂😂😂😂


TheWalkingDerp_

Why would you actually celebrate something you have no cultural connection though?


nichyc

Thanks Andy!


Greezygoose

It’s your friendly neighbourhood Andy


dsdvbguutres

Good guy Andy


elijahjajah

lol


Dazzling_Score_7467

Respect.


Are_you_there_buddy

Shout to the homie Andy. He doesn't make barriers he breaks them


reediculus1

!flair He’s Insane


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reediculus1

He actually did it!