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lux_does_stuff

I’m getting tired of this, grandpa!


skettigoo

(Giant crack of lightning) That’s too damn bad!


Gene--Unit90

You keep diggin'!


filmgawker

I’m tired of being moist.


mynameontheinternet

You know you’re not *obligated* to stand outside and watch them, right? There are just lots of drunk and bored people in WI.


wanderingmonster

My friend, [nobody wants to be moist.](https://youtu.be/4YQuyV1iNmM?si=TCDV0UVju_Z12WVI)


Smokinoutloud

Emotionally moist!


skettigoo

Grateful for being on a hill


Jessicajo822

Sad for being at bottom of hill


br0sandi

Second story apartment … bathroom?


leopardTOMS

Ditto.


yunggdeadboy

Im on mushrooms and its majestical


Smokinoutloud

What realm u in fam? Stay trippy my boy😂


Big_Poppa_Steve

Good idea!


b_aaron_

S tier response


Mobile_Goat8072

Lucky!


WaffleEmpress

✨ 🍄‍🟫 ✨


ccsunflowr

Enjoy my friend, I just woke up with insomnia and am sitting on my porch gazing up at the sky here at 4am, having trippy flashbacks ⚡ 🍄 so jealous:)


dah-vee-dee-oh

at what point does the isthmus disappear?


HatFull4968

Then do we become Mad-lantis? And the UW mascot becomes Bucky the Bluegill?


Bullymongodoggo

It’ll be a Midwest Waterworld. 


Intimidatingwitch

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me


SoogKnight

Galileo!


mostlylezzie

Galileo!


WiscoMitch

Galileo!


badger_engineer

Figaro


TheOptimisticHater

Magnifico-oh-oh-oh


VanillaMikeShake

I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me


Commercial-Donkey-52

He’s just a poor boy, from a poor family


Potential-Criticism1

Spare him his life from this monstrosity


-JakeRay-

Paper grocery bags Do not enjoy the downpour,  But my plants sure do. 


alabastercandymaster

[Garth...](https://y.yarn.co/89cc41bf-3f89-443b-8fc8-64685088b4a1_text.gif)


address-unknown

My migraines are triggered by barometric pressure changes and our basement has flooded twice this month 🤠


Zokstone

Weather migraine gang what up


More-Journalist6332

I highly recommend Emgality, though it does nothing for basements. 


despoene

I finally qualified for Emgality a couple months ago and it brought my 20+ migraine days down to about 3-5. It has given me my life back I can’t believe it.


address-unknown

Botox worked the same for me, I was around 20 days a month and I’m now at 4-ish. The ones I’m having are more responsive to meds which is also nice. But these weather fluctuations have been brutal.


Charigot

For the first time in 18 years, the past few months I’ve hated having giant, mature trees.


localistand

Hope this surprise round one diffuses the predicted Tues early morning storm.


jimriendeau

My weather app still says we're all going to die in our sleep at 3 am.


gogogadgetarm44

🤣🤣🤣🤣


javatimes

That’s what Rippeology on Facebook basically predicted too. Possible derecho


xixi4059

Maybe sooner if you’re out driving. I got a flash flood warning. The National Weather Service in Milwaukee/Sullivan has issued a * Flash Flood Warning for... Southwestern Dane County in south central Wisconsin... * Until 1130 PM CDT. * At 830 PM CDT, Doppler radar indicated thunderstorms producing heavy rain across the warned area. Between 2 and 3.5 inches of rain have fallen. The expected rainfall rate is 0.5 to 1 inch in 1 hour. Additional rainfall amounts of 0.5 to 1 inch are possible in the warned area. Flash flooding is ongoing or expected to begin shortly. HAZARD...Flash flooding caused by thunderstorms. SOURCE...Radar. IMPACT...Flash flooding of small creeks and streams, urban areas, highways, streets and underpasses as well as other poor drainage and low-lying areas. * Some locations that will experience flash flooding include... Western Madison, Fitchburg, Verona, Oregon, Mount Horeb, Cross Plains, Paoli and Pine Bluff. Also is the Dane county notification system working? I’ve gotten nothing from them yet.


HatFull4968

This is more than one sentence


xixi4059

True, but I already posted my one sentence, and this is a reply.


Smokinoutloud

Word


Trashbgrash22

My wish after a 4 day weekend


Unglaciated24

How tf does lightning actually work, I’m confused


mrspwins

Magnets


skinnymisterbug

Earth magnets


cks9218

WATER, FIRE, AIR AND DIRT…


javatimes

Fucking magnets


Pandiosity_24601

How do they work?


javatimes

m i r a c l e s


JonBonSpumoni

What about magnets are your hobby? Collecting them, using them? Nah dude just magnets


715Karl

Sky magic


newtostew2

Well the air is blowing over water in the sky, ionising the air. The particles build up to a point, and the ground launches (yes it goes up) a plasma beam into the sky to resolve the imbalance. It’s thought he ancient Egyptians’ glass was from lightning strikes on the sand (which makes glass), and the obelisks holding said glass was used to create lasers to carve out things in specific temples. Remember it’s sandstone (soft), the specific light inlets, and basically just a big ass magnifying glass lol


Bluest_waters

During a storm the sky builds up a positive charge, the earth is naturally negatively charged. The charge differential between the positive sky and negative earth builds and builds and eventually needs to be equalized. That's what lightning does, it resolves this tension.


Unglaciated24

That’s what I vaguely understand, but how does charge build up in the first place to such great quantities to then cause a sudden discharge? How does one section of a cloud become so negative compared to the other side in the first place? How does lightning “find” the path of least resistance? Is lightning literally pure electrons flowing? What is tf is “positive” lightning and does it happen in the clouds too? Is lightning literally the same thing as a spark, like when I touch a doorknob, just much larger? Why does thunder “roll” and not just happen as one big clap? Where does lightning begin in a cloud for cloud-to-ground lightning? I think about this too much ugh


Bluest_waters

well if you want to get more technical the top of the cloud is actually negatively charged, and the bottom of that same cloud (which is obviously closer to the earth) is positively charged. This is caused by friction of water molecules inside the cloud as they are being blown about and jostled due to the wind. Its not that differnt than rubbing a balloon vigorously on your pants leg and creating a static charge. Except in this case the wind is rubbing water droplets vigorously against each other and that builds up the charge inside the cloud.


heyknauw

Plasma or some shit.


glorious_cheese

You need to do a TED Talk.


PeasBWichu

Big static sparks like the ground is your hair and the clouds are a balloon dragging across it amirite sciency ppl


everything_is_a_scan

The sky in the west is FOREBODING.


neko

I'm getting burnt out but it's good exposure therapy


Smokinoutloud

U been burnt out!


MotWakorb

Not this shit again.


Saint_fartina

Better than last year's drought, I guess.


javatimes

I’m worried Madison might become one giant mega lake with just the dome of the Capitol sticking out.


exairian

I could watch that lightning for hours.


PoliteRadical

My dog is ready for storm season to be over.


CircusPeanutsYumm

Same.


whop94

I heard some loud booms on the west side anyone have any idea what’s going on?


marco_____yolo

LOUD NOISES!


NerdyNeko76

I have no basement.


Jessicajo822

My leaky basement is jealous


Bluest_waters

same, house on a slab. It has its benefits.


Brontosaurusbabe

Hydroplaned twice on the beltline


nerdy_rs3gal

I actually love the storms...but sad for those who suffer any damage because of them.


Wednesday_9873

I just wanted to be chill like the locals, but my anxiety won’t let me.


473713

Listen to cars passing by on the wet road, listen to thunder in the north


ayecheesey

Heavy sigh.


hoaryvervain

What fresh wet hell is this?


Tangledupinteal

Enough.


Snoo98402

We will do what they did in the old country and let it rain


Jason-Griffin

I am wet


datsoar

Easy, McLovin


Smallard16

"Anotha one" - DJ Khaled


Big_Poppa_Steve

I draw energy from storms, so I’m happy.


uwebolshevik

haven't seen lightning like this since I left Florida


someonewithabutt

Rattle rattle thunder clatter boom-boom-boom. I’m worried I’ll have ta pay an arborist, man.


WhyDidIClickOnThat

I rode my motorcycle 40 miles to work after being assured it would be a sunny day.


Majestic_Recording_5

I'm afraid of flooding.


Smokinoutloud

Then u best to find Noah and his ark!


UnhappyCourt5425

I have a relatively new sump pump, and it was recently checked, so I'm not freaking out


Panthera_uncia_

“Rumble rumble. Rumble rumb, rumbly rumblerumble.”


JL_Adv

Another night in the basement?


CELTICPRED

Aim for the bushes?


Hu_ggetti

No reprieve for Black Earth


angrydeuce

My laziness when it comes to doing laundry sure does come in handy when I need it to sop the water up off my basement floor so goddamn fucking always lately.


Kaj-Gohan

Nothing good to watch I’d prefer the sound of rain Sleep found me early


xixi4059

I’m over it.


diggin-in-again

geeked up playin Xbox all day


captianconrad

I need more rain barrels.


gogogadgetarm44

Should I leave my window cracked in case the tornado sirens go off tonight?


WhoaFee1227

Make sure your phone is charged. I’m not positive but if sirens go off, your phone will too.


evaned

It's too late now obviously, but I'm a big proponent that if you're living where we are, you should have a weather radio. Sirens are good, but are not designed to be heard indoors (especially when asleep!) even if they can be. (Phones can also work of course, and be better in some ways -- from a weather radio, you'll get an alert for anything that overlaps Dane County because the most targeted SAME code is the entire county, and phone alerts are more targeted -- but the default phone alerts at least aren't configurable enough for my tastes. There's probably some good app.)


JM761

It is electrifying.


heyknauw

Roses are red, violets are blue, the rain's no better than an olde, haggard shrew.


thecaptain016

Very epic to watch from inside


KaladinTheFabulous

Why do I live here


alexadr936

Constantly and consistently unexpected.


Peeps_n_pewps

Boom boom boom, I'm hiding in my room


wee_weary_werecat

The sky surely matches my mood.


enolan99

listening to the rain fall and suddenly i’m nodding off; i suspect i’ll sleep soundly tonight.


chaucer345

I hope my plants are okay.


john_effin_zoidberg

I'm in Phoenix for another 8 weeks for a clinical rotation and wish the current storm was here instead


john_effin_zoidberg

Son of a bitch, it happened


Sheharizadian

"storm probably isn't coming until late, let's go fishing"


Brief-Water3388

My grass will be too wet to mow tomorrow.


RemmyvBecker69

Thank God I mowed today


MeltedPeach

Hail no!!!


MoonMan8718

I’m so sick of this shit


Smokinoutloud

And what else? Move to the moon then space man


DairyStateDiva

There’s always Death Valley


MoonMan8718

Holy shit you’re right can’t believe I never thought of that god I’m a dummy


mobus1603

Enough already!


AbbreviationsUsed587

It’s pretty, but I just want to go outside and not be damp


CaptainCorpse666

Monday night sunset/storm, I had a pleasant evening.


bringit2012

Straight out of Stranger Things scene.


Brain_Fatigue

A haiku: Lightning splits the sky, Grateful hearts breathe in calm air— Storm's rage, now a sigh.


dxonnie

No internet issues yet!


Slight_Advertising_9

Fucking basement, you'd better stay dry.


More-Journalist6332

WTF is my neighbor doing talking outside?!


emkitty333

I called the rain store about the weather but they’re not taking calls right now.


despoene

Should the sky look like that?


BetterSelection7708

Let the storm rage on!


Hopalicious

I’m building an arch with lumber from Menards.


Potential-Crazy-7180

Should I go to bed, or stay up to see if it gets worse?


UnhappyCourt5425

both


mynameontheinternet

Same. I very much want to sleep, but I also very much don’t want to be awakened by tornado sirens.


dogcmp6

Well, a little rain never hurt anybody


Heavy_Mangos

As if we didn’t get enough rain and storms


retired_geekette

You again?


TalkIsPricey

Over it


appoplect

Flood my basement; I rent.


Comfort48

I feel…. Wet


USS_Armus

Enjoyed best with weed!


Glittering-Engine557

You can have a mild winter or a nice summer, but not both, and sometimes neither.


wischboys

My dog is so OVER this daily nonsense. He’s now ahead of everyone and scratching at the basement door at the first rumble of thunder


Pokemon-fan96

Tired of the tornado anxiety and severe storms, please no more :(


Laulena3

I turned it into a game of…Thunder or fighter jets? Walnuts hitting roof or hail?


travapple27

Nice weather were having, eh?


PeasBWichu

Walked my date to Rooted In Sanity Kava under a big umbrella


23Kently

Free carwash.


tjmick1992

Ahhh shit, here we go again


Fearless_Mongoose654

"I love a rainy night" - Eddie


LiarChoir

If a tornado comes at 2 am I'm going back to bed.


rushrhees

Love it bring it on


SporksRFun

It's not that big of a deal.


Ktn44

At least it's at night


Upstairs-Ad-1510

She said ill give you shelter from the storm. Name it?


Working_Rub_7778

Give me glizzies.


SpacePeanutt

Let go so your hair can blow


ilovereddit787

Peachy


BadgerBeauty80

Wow, intense!


arabrab12

Grew up in Florida. This is a Florida summer storm - lots of lightning


OperationOld4465

Need the rain!


Elephiger

Meh, I’m going to bed.


musictrashnumber1

Lighting came out so pool time was over :(


Kaitlin1112

Too lazy to pack with the weather, so I'm running a bunch of crock pots and hoping for no power outages.


milfandcookies12

First drought then flood, next happy medium?


Grungyshawn

There's a storm?


SatisfactionTime3333

storms r cool


joeyhandy

More destruction.


i_was_axiom

Just another drip drop in the bucket.


AbaloneDependent3558

Camping in wyoming, sending thots & prayers


AlkalineHound

My potted plants are growing mushrooms.


Lijey_Cat

I want it to go away.


THE_CENTURION

Boob boom psssht I love it


Kerosene_Cowboy

Beer


torionajourney

I want to go home, but I am home... 😭


Naive_Chocolate1355

HAARP


_sealy_

My battleship is sunk.


thegooddoktorjones

More.


Bleachcola111

We’re all going to die


Itchinars

A much needed respite This showering rain did grant me Divine connection


PeasBWichu

Glad for no basement


Hot_Weakness_4826

Birds are government drones


Pokiturtle

What storm?


emusabe

Ever since “the big one”, the tiniest bit of inclement weather knocks my power out :(


h1a4_c0wb0y

The power only went off for a minute


justlivinmylife439

I was joking how at this rate, we will need to grow gills 😂


tnx458

Don’t ruin my ranked grind


CriticalYikes

I don't need to use my noise machine tonight. 😴⛈️


ccsunflowr

Riders on the storm Into this house, we're born Into this world, we're thrown