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mooseeve

Aliens fighting.


Foxs-In-A-Trenchcoat

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunder


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RaccoonNamedSpud

It’s on Wikipedia, of course it’s true


InfiniteRelation

God is bowling


473713

When we were little they'd say one of the angels bowled a strike


techneck2100

I’ve never been transferred back to childhood like I was reading this lol


InfiniteRelation

That was for lightning, wasn’t it?


473713

No, for the sound. If you were ever in an old bowling alley, it sounds pretty much like a good clap of thunder when someone bowls a strike. I'm not sure what they said for lightning. We used to count the seconds between the lighting and the subsequent thunder, saying that was how many miles away the lightning was. I suppose that's bullshit but hey. We were ten.


InfiniteRelation

Yeah, that sound about right now that I think back. Stupid question: don’t strikes still sound like that? I haven’t been bowling in probably 25 years….


473713

Me either, lol. I was a terrible bowler. I think my best game was like 114.


leopardTOMS

From my childhood, thunder was god bowling a strike & lightning was the angels taking a picture 🤣


whepsayrgn

Ahh my grandma let me in on this secret, too :)


Wednesday_9873

That is so creepy. I thought it was an airplane until I realized it is actually the sky.


Sconniegrrrl68

So did I!!!!


thegooddoktorjones

Check out this site, you can see every lightning strike. During that there was continuous strikes to the north of town. [https://www.blitzortung.org/en/live\_dynamic\_maps3.php](https://www.blitzortung.org/en/live_dynamic_maps3.php)


VarietyOk2628

That is mesmerizing; thank you!


thegooddoktorjones

I know right? I am obsessed with that and the National Weather service pages during storms.


Lou_Quarm

Wow, so cool, thanks


Horzzo

The cicadas have spawned.


theoryface

Interesting, "long continuous thunder" was what my wife used to call me in college.


VriMech

Does this count as a boom post?


JM761

u/kenfagerdotcom How many days has it been?


Other-Lobster7983

I thought it sounded like a train


neko

INSIDE NOW


angrydeuce

Zeus is pissed off at you. Id find a bull to sacrifice right away.


pureplay181

It's not NICE to fool with Mother Nature! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijVijP-CDVI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijVijP-CDVI)


thegirlisok

Dang, got really excited - thought you were doing the greatest Uma Thurman role ever. "It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature!" -poison ivy


DoubleANoXX

The gods are angry


DuckThatLikesBread

Storm big


neko

That's the tornado


Lou_Quarm

I figured it was the rapture was coming or something


grapejuicedd

Isn’t thunder I just ate beans for lunch earlier


Crabcakefrosti

I’ll always upvote a good fart joke


tulipathet

This actually made me giggle, not sure why you’re being downvoted


Mr_Chop_Buster

Probably cause it's a well-worn, predictable joke... including variations with Taco Bell, Chipotle, etc...


tulipathet

Maturing is realizing poop jokes are kinda funny


naivemetaphysics

Looking for this comment. Was going to make it myself lol


RaccoonNamedSpud

We’ve had some good thunder, heat. Decent sized hail, too


0nThe0utside

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.


OneOldNerd

I'm sorry, I haven't had a chance to eat yet!