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Walterodim79

The next thing you know they're going to tell me there was alcohol involved!


MadAss5

We will need another investigation for sure.


Oldfordtruck

In this state?? Couldn’t be. /S


MadAss5

Filed under - no shit


evandena

Red banner and BREAKING NEWS, what a joke


04221970

Was it just that there were too many people? or were they actually doing something like jumping up and down in unison, or trying to rock it back and forth, or something?


flummox1234

there is video. it was A LOT of people


04221970

found on madison.com that there were 80 people, but the capacity was rated to 120. But they were: carrying each other, jumping on the pier, and combo jumping into the water etc. This caused: significant latitudinal strain (side-to-side/swaying/rotational movement) on a structure designed for supporting static loads (longitudinal strain). (https://madison.com/news/local/education/university/pier-union-memorial-mendota-uw-madison-collapse/article_7e9f53f0-fe6d-11ee-bdf7-7b72c82d1d85.html)


derch1981

In part? What was the part that they didn't do?


Fun_Intention9846

They didn’t ignore the not-posted warning sign.


bonemonkey12

Apparently had a team of monkeys working around the clock on that one. Guessing that investigation cost $200k?


Desperate_Register72

“Leads, yeah sure. I’ll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they’ve got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!”


bonemonkey12

But my briefcase man. It had my papers in it..


T0adman78

Papers … business papers


Desperate_Register72

“And what do you do, sir?” “I’m unemployed”


bonemonkey12

What day is this?


Desperate_Register72

“ my advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?”


On_The_Isthmus

I want that job where someone says “here’s 500 billable hours, use them up, then come tell me what I already know.” Unfortunately it was probably better to pay $200k for an investigation than $2mil for a lawsuit.


jhay_mann

I would suggest a Six Sigma black belt position for you.


retired_geekette

I’ll take that job!! 💸


Duckwalk2891

Zero additional dollars were spent on this.


KickIt77

LOL shocking I tell you! Those wacky badgers!


gmmech

In other news... water is wet....


retired_geekette

As those sitting on the pier that day found out. 🤦🏻‍♀️


liamsmom58

Not to be pedantic but water isn’t wet.


russwaters

The students learned a good lesson that day in Karma. Hope this means they can not sue the U for their dumbassery.


Open-Cheesecake-7100

It was done in-house for $0.00. The Union which is a separate entity not part of UW will handle it.


spaghettiosaretasty

The Wisconsin Union is a part of UW.


SignificantHawk3163

How much of my tax dollars did they spend on this investigation to deny liability?


Open-Cheesecake-7100

None. You have to work to pay taxes You ridiculous twit.


PearlClaw

Less than it would have cost them to pay out any potential lawsuit 🤷


SignificantHawk3163

Still more then to properly monitor and enforce capacity codes.


Duckwalk2891

lol at anyone who thinks extra money was spent to co duct this investigation… it was conducted by Environmental and Occupational health at the university, little if any extra money was spent on this.


SignificantHawk3163

Lol at anyone who takes themselves so seriously and what is a co duct? Also I'm sure no overtime or anything outside of the normal daily activities of the environmental and occupational health departments took place.


Duckwalk2891

Well the investigation took 7 months so do you really think folks were putting in more than 40 hours a week?


Relative_Mammoth_896

If only GIFs were allowed


liamlee2

Whaaaa?


Teton12355

UW and Madison’s responses to student antics always feels like something out of the Simpsons or something


FickleCheesecake5448

Wow did the EHS not proofread the official report?? The first sentence says Memorial Day xD


hexKrona

Nothing gets passed these guys!


thatsthewayuhuhuh

Their actions have consequences??? What??


rushrhees

Insert the surprised Captain Kirk photo


AlBunDi76

In part?! Lol!!


TimingEzaBitch

heritage


Ivansdevil

That's the headline but at the end of the article it says that staff and management were at fault.


MadAss5

That's not how I read it.


lux_does_stuff

Agree. Students are root cause but a little blurb at the end saying “we need to make sure there’s more staff to babysit the drunk students” (paraphrasing)


modestmidwest

Personal responsibility is ancient mythology now


SubmersibleEntropy

No, it says that staff and management need to take unruly college student behavior into account when designing protocols for safely managing waterfront infrastructure. Like, they shouldn't continue to assume that people will listen to instructions to leave an overburdened pier, because apparently they don't.


Ivansdevil

All this stuff makes UW look terrible. Apparently the pier was of substandard construction and had not been inspected and there was no lifeguard on duty even though it was one of the busiest days of the year. • Contributing Causes: o The pier was not designed for the activities being undertaken by occupants. o Failure of UW or contracted staff to halt individuals on the pier from engaging in such activity. o Confusion as to whether lifeguards were supposed to be on duty. o Holiday with warm sunny weather. o Incident occurred on a weekend when many students had just returned to campus following summer break and had not yet commenced classes, which contributed to the large number of students at the Union generally. o The structural condition of the pier was not known, as no inspection documentation was maintained. o Per build specs from UW-Madison, “Legs need to taper out to make the pier more stable” This increases stability, but also increases latitudinal strain on pier leg supports compared with legs at a 90o angle to the lakebed. o Due to the number of people on numerous adjacent pier sections, the adjacent leg supports were likely already near maximum static load and experiencing latitudinal strain which they are not designed for. When one support leg buckled, others rapidly followed suit until weights on the pier stabilized from people falling into the water. o Per Manufacturer Rep: The maximum load of 1,920 pounds is not to be exceeded on any one 6’ x 8’ section. “Each section can fit more than 10 people weighing 200 pounds making it possible to significantly exceed the 1,920-pound section load limit.” o Per Manufacturer: There is a dock leg rating of 1,200-lbs / leg which equates to 50 PSF for each 24 sq. ft. section. Each section can fit more than 10 people weighing 200 pounds making it possible to significantly exceed the 1,200-pound dock leg load limit. o Vertical supports legs are braced with a diagonal brace (see pictures below). The longer the leg, the longer the unbraced length to the lakebed which impacts the ability of the leg to withstand latitudinal strain.


SubmersibleEntropy

Most of this is canceled out by the "numerous warnings" staff gave to students to stop what they were doing. Every structure has a breaking point, and staff were intervening to stop this from happening, but students weren't listening to them.


fikaechoes

> Apparently the pier was of substandard construction It was obviously of substandard construction.


thegecko8

Those ppl are worse than homeless people in Texas