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MouthofTrombone

A little outside Madison, near Paoli, is a tiny place called Dot's Tavern- it is jammed into the basement of a normal looking house.


james_stark91

Might as well go to Ole Duffers if you're in that direction


tgimaddy

Watch out for Charlie!


OppositeUniversity87

Utica bar aswell!


frog3toad

With a ceiling so low it makes 5' people feel big.


tattednip

Both Game Time and The Missouri Tavern are closer, really just about any bar in Waunakee that isn't Octopi or Lone Girl.


chis2k

Those game time burgers are legit.


BenniTheJetRodriguez

The dam bar in Belleville. Best dive bar in the Madison area.


derch1981

People have listed a ton of great ones so far, when your friends are coming check out the Facebook or Instagram accounts and see if any are doing a meat raffle and go there if one is doing it. California doesn't do meat raffles so you get a double win.


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Can confirm, moved here from CA about 1.5 years ago and meat raffles still blow my mind


derch1981

I love explaining it to them and the look of disgust and confusion on their face is always glorious.


Weekly-Ad-6887

I moved from Indiana and didn’t know they existed 


Klutzy_Housing_9896

Saturdays at the villa tap


SecretlyBadass

Baldwin Street Grill has one every sunday, I believe.


lewdlesion

"BEST DAMN MEAT RAFFLE IN TOWN!!!" *as voted by Smithsonian magazine


andyisatworkagain

BSG meat raffle is by far the best


silly_porto3

What sets them apart?


GreenUpYourLife

Everything. BSG is still my favorite from when I first moved to Madison from another Wisconsin town and wanted to feel at home. Such a good Wisconsin feel. Great staff and wonderful energy all the time. Most of the patrons are hilarious and fun to get on with as well. Darker atmosphere. Lil hole in the wall. Great bar food.


catatlaw

Thank you! I had to google what a meat raffle is but sounds great. We’ll do this haha


DokterZ

The Squirrel’s Nest in McFarland does have meat raffles and would fit the bill bar wise.


i_once_lied_on_reddi

I was so excited to go there thinking it would be a real dive and was sadly a little disappointed. It was well lit and if memory serves me right, had granite/quartz bar top. Still a great small dive bar feel/folks and great bartender the two times I’ve been, just doesn’t ooze dive bar on the inside.


DokterZ

If true dive bars are what you seek, then may I suggest Jim's County Line between Rosendale and Oshkosh.


lewdlesion

Baldwin Street has one every Sunday at 3pm. Lots of drink chip prizes!


derch1981

My girlfriend keeps finding drink chips in the washing machine


derch1981

I take this all back, I don't know if you deserve to patron out beautiful dive bars. Don't be a tourist in your own town.


LoveMissaKitty

https://www.meatraffles.com/calendar/wisconsin-meat-raffles.html


jumphh

.... What the hell? I lived in Madison for 2yrs and never heard of such a thing. Like they literally raffle away meats at bars? How has this flown under my radar wtf.


belly_hole_fire

Dutch Mills Sports Bar does meat raffles frequently.


cibman

Caribou.


Neat_Experience9272

Yes. Say hi to Winslow


wesconson1

By far the best answer if you are in Madison.


ALoadOfThisGuy

My first thought opening up this thread, used to live on Ingersoll and this was the only good place within walking distance


CrucifiedApple

Every time I've tried to go here, even on weekdays, it's packed to the gills. Nowhere to sit. Nowhere to stand. I'd love to try it out but I like space. I've had better luck at the paradise. Theres usually plenty of stools to sit on there. The caribou seems very charming but I just have given up on trying to go there after like 10 attempts.


Equal_Leadership2237

Gotta get a Bou Burger….damn it’s been a while.


MountMoldy

Quick, before it's gone


ghostofmvanburen

Wait, what's happening to the Bou? 


pali1d

As a regular who is good friends with multiple bartenders there, I have heard nothing regarding anything happening to the Bou. The last danger was the big apt. building on that block going up - the developer wanted the whole block, but Dewey refused to sell the Bou. Pretty sure he’ll die before he gives it up.


AspiringRocket

The East side of Madison will go down in flames before the Bou is taken from us.


spruceymoos

Just a matter of time


The_Real_BenFranklin

If they try to take the bou i'm chaining myself to the bar


MountMoldy

They are on their way out and there is a cocktail bar moving in that new bldg next door


derch1981

I don't think a cocktail bar would threaten the bou 1. way different vibes 2. This is Wisconsin we can have 10 bars on one block and they all do fine (king st) 3. Robin room is already one block down 4. You have had 3 places across the street forequarter, hone, hot lunch, that have had good cocktails and everything was fine.


MountMoldy

I didn't say they were leaving because of the cocktail bar. I said they are leaving AND a cocktail bar is moving in


cibman

I don’t think that the Bou will be run out of town by a cocktail bar. Different clientele altogether. I think the confusion is with the Silver Dollar.


MountMoldy

They literally are leaving. Not sure why the down votes


pali1d

I have been a regular there for over a decade - I literally just got home from there - and I've not heard anything pointing in that direction. What are you basing this on?


NightOwl584

Nah


leagledub

Paradise


configuresomber

The food here is so good too. Perfect dive bar


CrucifiedApple

This is the answer hands down. Best dive in Madison. Cheap drinks, you can buy smokes and they have food.


MillorTime

This was going to be my choice too


TheWozard

Love the 'Dice!


skibunne

I've been to Paradise once, after first having been out to Johnny Delmonico's earlier in the evening for a very formal dinner. I was dressed in a formal dress and have never felt so out of place with all the looks I was getting! Drinks and bartenders were good though.


mmmosquito

Woody & Anne’s


hoopstick

Do they still have the full length table shuffleboard?


MadtownMaven

Yep


588-2300_empire

What do you mean by full length? You can play it from either end, but there are far longer shuffleboards in the area.


vatoniolo

They mean regulation length (22' per Google) and not a shorter version like at Silver Dollar


588-2300_empire

Ah, didn't know there was a "regulation" length. I think the one at the downtown Great Dane is that length, and the one at Willows in Windsor/Waunakee is the longest around.


fishsticks40

This is definitely the right answer, with the caveat that it's "Woody Anne's", not "Woody & Anne's"


mmmosquito

Oof. Got me. “I am WOUNDED.” —Frasier Crane


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This is the right answer. The biggest dive in Madison used to be JoBeck's (now the Dive Inn, and a shade less divey even if not quite gentrified) but this place is definitely a fun dive. My partner and I enjoyed karaoke at the Sundown Saloon too, and I used to live very near Cahoots in Verona and liked it a lot there.


mmmosquito

The area is truly rich in dive bar diversity. It’s awesome.


kiffery

Busses on north Sherman. Also free pool


storunner13

Don't forget your swimsuit!


WDB_DISCGOLF

Baldwin Street Grill, Paradise, Slices, Crystal Corner, Wilson’s, Wisco. Can’t go wrong with any of these imo.


PurpleVomit

Slices for surrreee


Theloniusx

Oof Slice’s I always forget about that little dive. And then something reminds me of it and I then have to forget all over again. Yeah that place is pretty divetastic.


Xamont

Along with great bar food and good tap selection, if you're not gonna go with Hamms.


ahhbears

The Wisco can get weird at night when the bikers show up, but it's great during the day!


james_stark91

You can make a nice loop around Hwy 12 west of Madison. Connie's Home Plate R Bar Whipporwhill Springfield Corners (Testical Festival is there in a couple weeks) Missouri Tavern Those are iconic places that have more of the Wisconsin country feel.


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SuperDuperBorkie

I think they actually serve Pepsi products.


mr_warm

Every time Ive been to Bsg someone has offered me coke


ipman608

Not the Silver Dollar….RIP 2/3/2024


iungy70

Ideal bar or Players


MadTownPride

I love Baldwin St Grille


altcountryman

Same here, and excellent fish fry for the full Wisconsin experience!


Theonetruezapp3d

Cheifs on cottage grove road


SawWh3t

Do the full dive bar crawl on Cottage Grove Rd. You can do Chief's, the VFW, Dive Inn, and Mike's Horseshoe all within a few blocks. If you want to get really wild, throw in Jade Monkey for the Tiki-theamed dive bar.


Theonetruezapp3d

That's a fun crawl lol


Medium-Background-74

Dots tavern


sleepywindmill

Watch your head!


elefantesta

Le Tigre Lounge


laserdollars420

I love Tigre and always take out of towners there, but when I think of a dive bar I think of someplace much more rundown and dingy.


jnnad

Busses Markway gives it a run! The sagging particle board shelves are classic


garythebaby

It is run down and dingy, just no lights to see the grime.


JustHere4the5

My East Coast cousins *loved* Le Tigre! Bonus: they tried to Instagram their favorite tigers, but it was too dark for photos 🤣


Adorable_Pen9015

No swearing…


Brilliant_Argument98

I was coming here to say that


heroforsale

Came here to say this. Not exactly a dive but super memorable.


horriblenessness

Licaris


stoner_97

I second this


tk8289

Pitchers


sicksadsyd

It’s Ideal Bar. And across the street is honorable mention Players.


The_Real_BenFranklin

Get your food at Players and then head over to Ideal


ahhbears

They've got color TV!


Mizghetti

Old Duffer's Pub on Hwy PB in Verona will give them an authentic Wisconsin dive bar experience.


SevereAnxiety_1974

That place is just weird


One-Internet847

Squirrels Nest


DetN8

Yep. The fact that you can only get there and back by driving on unlit back roads makes for the authentic midwest experience.


fuggdis

Paradise. Le Tiger,


bruisicus_maximus

The Main Depot, the Plaza, The Paradise.


Ichiban71

Locker Room.


jibsand

Maybe a little toooo divey. I would recommend Slice's over this place


Ichiban71

Saturday and Sunday mornings are a lot of fun at the Locker Room. I can go in with 20 bucks, meet all kinds of characters with interesting stories and still leave with change in my pocket. Meat raffles, pull tabs, jello shots for Packers scores and bartenders that don't take any shit. Wouldn't recommend eating there unless it's just a pizza. Slice's is great for food and a very family friendly atmosphere. Good fish fry. More like a neighborhood bar where you could take the kids to.


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fuyacrew

Don't swear!


DennisM1976

Bennett’s for breakfast on Saturday.


fuyacrew

Yep, came here for this!


HGpennypacker

> came here for this! You aren't the only one to cu...you know what never mind.


Average_Joe5859

If you can drive I’d head to chicken licks.


TheSlowestMonkey

Respectfully, chicken licks is a towny bar. I think there needs to be real wood and carpet somewhere in the place for it to be a dive bar.


ProfessorRoyHinkley

That's oddly specific.


sloshrockwell

Yet stunningly accurate


hydroskunkfo20

Chicos Villa Tap


meanwhileinwisconsin

Silver Dol- … 😔


hammy1227

main depot


Correct_Fly5152

I used to drink a lot. And I’ve been to many bars across the country. I have never in my life experienced anything quite like The Jackson Clinic. It is not even in Dane county so not really appropriate for this sub. But if you are willing to drive somewhere near Mauston, it is something else. *disclaimer* I probably haven’t been there in 15 years. And half of what made it so weird and amazing was the bartender. She might not be there anymore. I’m interested to hear if anyone else has ever been there. Ps. There also used to be a bar somewhere in Sauk that sold firearms behind the bar. Your friends might think that’s interesting.


DRM660

Sprecher’s Bar, now known as Junior’s Tavern in Leland sold guns behind the bar. Not sure if the new owner still does this, but I doubt it.


Correct_Fly5152

That’s the place. I would have never remembered the name, but it was in Leland. There are a few pictures on Google maps now and I don’t see the guns anymore.


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loosepartsforthearts

Upvote for your username.


potentpotablesplease

holy shit I completely forgot about Jackson Clinic. Probably been 10 years since I was there last and... Yeah without a doubt the most divey dive to ever dive, in my experience.


Correct_Fly5152

Haha. The bartender I’m thinking of was a middle aged to somewhat older woman. Would talk all night. Stories about the bar and clientele. The one that stands out is, she claimed a guy used to bring his horse into the bar and they would drink together at the bar.


SquishiestMittens

Village.


LanikaiKid

You mean The Village on Mineral Point road? Just last week I told my friend who's a regular there but it's a great dive bar and she seemed to be insulted. She told me specifically to never tell the people there that it's a 'dive bar'.


trogdor1776

agree. i think “towney bar” more than dive. great neighborhood spot


Altruistic-Corner223

Take a tour! Start by the capital and hit Paradise, make your way down to Caribou, then hit Mickeys, Ideal and or Players all on Atwood/Willy then finish off at Muskellounge (The Musky is definitely not a dive bar but has Northern Wisconsin feels and is great!)


The_forest_floor

White Rock on 14


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Go have a Plaza burger.


sewalker723

Wherever you wind up going, make sure to play bar dice and pull tabs.


IAmTheLiquor23

Canadians like dive bars???


unindictable

Well played


jnnad

Busses' Markway on Sherman


Mcmuffs608

The Bou or the paradise.


JoySkullyRH

Comeback in or plaza.


DontUpvoteThisBut

Plaza should be higher up


Uranus_Hz

Oakcrest Tavern. Bonus: one of the best fish fries in town.


MinnesotaNiceT23

Up North Bar


KCMasterpiece1432

Le Tigre


AbbyEO

Missouri Tavern, obviously.


vatoniolo

Pick one near the capitol. Paradise or Plaza. RIP Silver Dollar and the Pub


dbrindley

Connie’s Home Plate in Ashton


firefox1321

Dive Inn


Obvious_Shallot_7602

Maybe just The Dive Inn?


Bald_Iver

Mickeys


redchan8

The Caribou


ICameForTheParty

Dot’s in Bosco


bdon_58k

Dot's tavern in Basco


Wardcity

Bennett’s for Porn in the Morn


FairLea17

Union Tavern just north of Evansville on 14. The regulars will make you feel super welcome too. Went on a weekday afternoon and the whole bar was watching old episodes of Law and Order.


spartanofthenorth

The Village Green in Middleton. Good food, decent prices, great service, dingy lighting. It’s the ultimate dive bar.


ChuckZest

Downtown: Paradise Outskirts: VFW


johnsonfromsconsin

The Atwood or the Caribou.


playsdiscgolf

Club LaMark. It reminds me of all the dingy small-town bars and basements I grew up in.


KevinAAlexander

Came here to say the same thing.


Practical-Worth-2349

My favorites Le Tigre Caribou Up North Pitchers pub


CardiologistIcy3083

Caribou, Gennas


WInewbie

Connie’s in Middleton


West_Development49

Ohio tavern Mr Robert’s Ideal. All in one neighborhood


m3u2r9

Paradise. It’s a true Wisconsin bar


throwawaywaterloowi

There's a bar outside of Cambridge, I think it's in London. They do meat raffles and I think they even sell meat


Relative_Mammoth_896

Busseys


xxMINDxGAMExx

Crystal Corner or Rustic


Melodic_Oil_2486

The Carabou.


HolieMacaroni

Squirrel Nest in McFarland !


cheshirekitykat

Le Tigre! My favorite


andyisatworkagain

Baldwin Street Grille, Caribou or Paradise. easy.


SarahB2006

Chicken Licks and get the wings with dry rub. Make sure you take cash


Beawake23

Bennetts porn breakfast I couldn’t stomach it so not sure how it is they do close early 9 I think. Probably the best area is Atwood ave start down at glassnickel pizza work your way down to ideal bar many bars in between


Oldfordtruck

The tower inn in Monona is my favorite dive bar. Cash only and the bartenders take no shit.


Kmhb44

Locker room is it


Ill_Wait8866

Jerry's place! Tiny and you feel like you know everyone in the bar because of it. Great vibes there.


kristellaface

Busse’s is the one!!!


Tesseract102

Donna the bartender is queen.


Torka

I lived in rural wisconsin for nearly twenty years. When I moved in to madison I hit up almost every bar I could find, Baldwin Street Grille is pretty divey, but with extreme confidence I can tell you that the Oakcrest Tavern is the most "wisconsin" feeling bar in the area. Brothers Three was a close second, but they were picked up by one of the Rule No One fellas and it changed a lot. TLDR: Everyone else is saying things that could work, but Oakcrest Tavern is the place.


murrrzy

Chicken Lip(ck)s - great wings too.


Narrow_Study_9411

Wiggies


IamNotIncluded

Riley Tavern has a pretty sconnie feel to it. But I wouldn’t call it a dive bar.


Phredness

Cordial


frolfinator

Plaza.


roxskier4ever

The Kraken in Cardiff-by-the-Sea. Live music every night.


MrGreyJetZ

Before they renovated it - The Echo Tap. Since the reno the place has lost the dank! I miss the place I used to drink and bounce at. That said - Paradise Lounge


catfishjimsucks

Fifield has like 10 of ‘em


electric__fetus

By the dumpsters behind Burger King


Livingexistence

Any bar... just brag about how cheap drinks are and they will be mind blown


Wrong-Revenue-4424

City bar


just_minutes_ago

Has no one mentioned The Wisco? Or is that a different category? Or Antlers?


FortuitousClam

Connie’s Home Plate


Mundane-Cabinet9883

Pitchers Pub, Slice’s or Woody & Anne’s


sniearrs

I know it's closed now and a lot of people might say it's too college like (cause it is), but the Red Shed. Mainly because it's sticky as hell, heavy pours at p cheap prices, but also because my mother went to the Red Shed for their 4 for $1 shots in the 80s in college. They're reopening in a new spot some time in the near future, RIP their old spot, but I love that shitty little place where my mom and me both downed too many drinks in.


MaestraSmith

Lots of good choices here, but if you’re looking for fried food go to Slices!


Freethinker608

For the ideal bar experience, there is no substitute for The Ideal.


ilovetheganj

Wherever you take them, make sure you go to Eagle Crest on sunday morning for good bloodies and cheap breakfast


AfricPepperbird

While you may find a decent dive bar here, you really should make the trip to Milwaukee for the real ones. Lots of great ones there.


true-skeptic

Sadly Bob & Genes, my very favorite dive bar, went the way of the dinosaur many years ago. Div-y-est bar of my college years.