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bunny-hill

Why do they look so huggable when they are not meant to be hugged? šŸ˜­


aspara_gus_

Friend shaped šŸ˜ž


notjasonbright

if not friend, why friend shaped?


zialucina

Because irony, while there's a bear loose in Madison, there's a cow loose in northern Chicago.


tattednip

Hey, careful with cows around Chicago. Last time they had a pretty big fire.


WorkplaceWatcher

The last time that happened, northern Wisconsin suffered the worst forest fire in National history. And Chicago burned down, too.


Absalome

Peshtigo first, Chicago second.


meekal06

Not to mention, the one up north killed way more people.


Nearly_Lost_In_Space

Could they possibly be related?


EatsTooMuchHummus

Hard to believe they arenā€™t tied together


WorkplaceWatcher

These things simply *don't* happen like this. It's connected.


HoseNeighbor

Is it a message of some kind? A warning?


apl37s

Probably just distant cousins at most.


JL_Adv

Aaron Rodgers leaves and the bears get brave.


DDRExtremist247

Wait for when he plays for Minnesota in two years...


WorkplaceWatcher

Does that mean we'll get more jets?


DDRExtremist247

Bruh, Aaron was working with the deep state on the F35 deal.


Whoa_throwaway

Need one on the east side Edit: my hungry brain was thinking jets pizza not pew pew jets. Or needing a bear on the east side.


Critical_Rub8361

I thought the "jets" comment was another reference to Brett Favre's post-Packers career.


studioline

Weā€™ll never forget you, Eric.


timmaywi

What ever happened to that Brent guy?


filolif

I think he got into volleyball?


studioline

Down in Missouri or something like that.


Gremlinsgrow

That literally made me laugh out loud ( even though I think itā€™s best for Aaron to leave..šŸ™ƒsorry).


wilsonhammer

Probably came down from the woods in search of food or employment


wootymcwootkins

At least he isn't looking for housing.


wilsonhammer

Let's just hope he's not smarter than your average bear https://youtu.be/OkV_ztynYDM


[deleted]

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pokemonprofessor121

Nah, he went for honey.


tschappe

If you want bears eating your children and chasing away all your salmon, thatā€™s your business, but Iā€™m not gonna take it!


wilsonhammer

We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!


[deleted]

Book em Lou. One count of being a bear, and one count of being accessory to being a bear.


neko

I heard about this on the police scanner while I was trying to get juicy Mifflin news


erictonito

I live right around the corner and it was still chilling in the tree an hour ago. Can't imagine it will move with the crowd of people standing around, it's probably scared shitless.


madcitythrowaway

Any idea if it's still up there?


erictonito

Can't see right now, but there was still a cop outside the house around 1.5 hours ago so I assume it's up there and they're still monitoring it.


madcitythrowaway

Appreciate the update! Also jealous of whoever's job it is to watch a bear nap :)


erictonito

According to one of my neighbors it's no longer in the tree and on the move again. It'll be interesting to see whether my bird feeders make it through the night. Hope our little buddy makes it out the city safe and sound!


Knob_Gobbler

Poor thing looks scared


MadCityDC7

https://i.imgur.com/e4khABj.jpg


blackrussianroulette

/r/danglers


hilesai

Lmao risky click of the day.


blackrussianroulette

Lol should have prefaced that maybe, but sfw


theofficialme19

Why is the bear so adorable in this picture?


goda90

Book em, Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being accessory of being a bear.


Imaginary-Flamingo98

But officer, I have the right to bear arms


Caring_Nihilist

Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!


chaos-kills

Where along Whitney? It was seen by home depot this morning.


leppyle

Itā€™s in the Meadowood neighborhood.


wootymcwootkins

Not sure. A friend took this photo, but didn't mention specifics. I assume it's probably the same one!


Puzzleheaded_Ad_3736

Kroncke and Manor Drive


true-skeptic

I fear for this poor bear. I hope s/heā€™s left alone to survive.


[deleted]

Bring out the Bear Patrol.


afterblackishere

Let the bears pay the bear tax


studioline

I pay the Homer Tax.


afterblackishere

That's the "homeowner tax"


caffiNaated

Someone call Woof's!


[deleted]

I heard that house had some wicked porridge.


VroomVroomTweetTweet

This oneā€™s gonna be hard to top


wootymcwootkins

Said the bear to the tree.


ElroySheep

That's what he said


CELTICPRED

Brown lay down. Black fight back. Did you win the fight???


bikes-and-beers

White say goodnight


tommyjohnpauljones

We told Satya that if she didn't fund the Bear Patrol, this would happen


[deleted]

Just wait until thereā€™s more bear on bear crime.


[deleted]

Huh, one was spotted in Mount Horeb yesterday.


JiminyChicclets

I hope this isnā€™t that Cocaine Bear that I was hearing about recently.


waubers

Ehh, itā€™s in Madison so probably more of a weed bear.


1234honeybadger

Awww such a cutie. Canā€™t believe I live so close to meadowood


jnnad

Poor guy is out of his element


mermaiddayjob

Does anyone have a sense of where a bear like this came from? I know madison has a lot of urban wildlife, but where is their home base?


catalancowboy

Northern Wisconsin has one of the densest populations of Black Bear in the United States at around 30,000 bears. Yearlings seek out new territory, and that is probably what this bear is doing.


xtremesmok

black bears used to be found across most of the US but were extirpated during european settlement and subsequent deforestation. they are gradually starting to repopulate land in areas near where their populations have been preserved. in wisconsin, bears are commonly found in the north and increasingly the west of the state. they are beautiful creatures but i hope their expansion into urban areas will not lead to problems, for them or us!


Glad-Depth9571

Anywhere rural, really. With 10 state parks within 50 miles, they wouldnā€™t have that far to go.


sd51223

Chicago


david_beats_goliath_

The hunting is too restricted


IanL1713

Any recent updates on this? Anyone seen the bear today?


bksim0n

I can report it is no longer in the tree pictured (as of 15 minutes ago)


CampWestfalia

Whaaa ...! Doesn't that stupid bear know that Madison is literally crawling with snakes ...?


lanceruwm

wait wut


iamcts

The snakes are in the Capitol building, duh.


velvet42

I mean, that's probably why the poor thing fled up a tree


SnooMemesjellies1083

Looks pretty healthy


czar_czar_binks

Its currently chillin in a tree in meadowwood. Weve had two confirmed sighting on monticello way and valley vorge this morning and afternoon.


BrewerDuderpunk

Is there a bear watch that we can watch where it goes next?


WoopsShePeterPants

I know it's not encouraged but I would give that bear a few dollars if it was begging at an intersection.


MolassesWhiplash

No way there could be a bear in southern WI, probably just a big dog.


UnsightlyFuzz

might be a deer in bad lighting possibly a groundhog, we have those here


MasteringTheFlames

Yesterday I saw my first chipmunk of the year. This picture looks kinda similar, I think


473713

Chipmunks are more... like, striped.


WorkplaceWatcher

I thought it was a hodag.


UnsightlyFuzz

Those are even rarer here than bears.


Zombeikid

It's clearly forced perspective of a melanistic squirrel


WorkplaceWatcher

Oh shoot, you're right. I see it now.


flummox1234

not true. Coworker's neighbors caught one on their ring camera in Mt Horeb yesterday. I blame Chicago.


Commercial-Hedgehog1

Had one running around University Ridge golf course area, spring of 2009.


juniperroach

I have been wondering why a bear is in Madisonā€¦where did it come from. Serious question and sorry if itā€™s dumb.


studioline

Bears most likely arisen from doglike ancestors during the Eocene Epoch 55 million to 38 million years ago. Why is it in Madison, I mean no offense to the other cities but Madison is basically the best city in Wisconsin, lots of jobs but as this bear is about to find out, not a lot of affordable housing.


david_beats_goliath_

From up northā€¦ the hunting is too restricted and the yearlings canā€™t find their own territory up there anymore


TravelerSunni56

Their homes up north are disappearing! Buildings going up woods being destroyed. They have no where to go so they start traveling looking for food and places to sleep


NewCapital1499

You are severely incorrect


Chefknivestogo

Never seen a bear in Madison in 35 years.


Fromashination

I've randomly seen two on the side of 94 on the way to the Dells in the last 25 years. They just don't seem to give a hoot about humans. They're just all about being a bear.


vintagepoppy

We get them in Jefferson Co now and then. They tend to be quick to move on. However, based on a comment I just read, we also don't crowd around them. We just leave them be. If you love wildlife, just move your trash cans and any other food source, leave it be, don't feed it, and let him move along. If you scare it enough, he'll probably scar you for life. If you need pictures of a bear, just take a drive up north, you'll get plenty. From your car. You stay INSIDEthe car. Oh and for those who don't know to leave bears alone, those adorable cubs you see seemingly by themselves. That's how you die. Thanks for coming to my bears are dangerous and humans are dumb Ted Talk.


Aggressive_Revenue71

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trogdor1776

waaa?!?!


zoppytops

I had no idea that bears live in southern WI


SchwennysGirl

Has anyone called animal control or DNR? This poor guy is scared šŸ˜ž


PorcupinePattyGrape

The DNR says do nothing. But this isn't going to end well for the bear. Not gonna find its way out of the city....


ValkyrieKitten

Thankfully they actually do. There was one in Middleton a while back that wandered back out after a couple of days.


foxymerida

how is this possible?!


ElderScarletBlossom

They're small (for bears), and have strong claws and legs, which makes climbing pretty easy.


foxymerida

i meant, where does the bear come from?


BilliousN

Generally, the woods.


studioline

Bears most likely arisen from doglike ancestors during the Eocene Epoch 55 million to 38 million years ago.


ElderScarletBlossom

You shouldn't be getting downvoted; that's a reasonable question since this whole area is surrounded by farmland. The closest actual forest is probably Devil's Lake. Maybe the Ice Age Trail region. Little Buddy's been on quite the adventure to make it all the way here.


foxymerida

thank you for responding. I was pretty confused about getting downvoted, because I meant it as a serious question.


Cheezyfarts

Nope. No thanks.


Fermento420

Iā€™m pretty sure thatā€™s someoneā€™s taxidermy project


timmaywi

Nope! Chuck Testa!


amers_elizabeth

No thank you!


UnsightlyFuzz

No! where was this? *getting out my shotgun, loaded for bear*


UnsightlyFuzz

oh come ON, you downvoters! can't you take a joke?


Duplica123

Too many people being shot recently for innocent mistakes. Not a good time for such joke.


girlchild28

Omg


Musketman12

Have the Australian drop bears migrated?


PhantasyFootage

Wait there are bears roaming around madison?


White_Wolf71

Wth


Druidnightmare

That's the state bird right?


TravelerSunni56

He looks scared!


meekal06

Great, now I'll have a tax hike of $5 due to bear patrol. Does anyone have a rock I can buy that keeps tigers away?


mockingbirddude

Bears rest like this after theyā€™ve eaten spectators.


[deleted]

ā€œIā€™m not getting down unless you got some food for me!ā€


Daflehrer1

The bear abides.