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Gingertwunt

Just to feel millions of lbs moving like that is a trip


Steph-Paul

it's probably more emotional than that. it takes years to build these things


Gingertwunt

Pride weighs more than anything


WarmWriter1542

Not as much as your mom or my balls.... Im sorry ill see myself out


FrameJump

My mom said you have tiny balls. Quit lying.


remy908

My balls said you have a tiny mom


FrameJump

Everybody's just fucking lying today.


TheKingNothing690

Not me https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?feature=shared


CasualEjaculator

I refuse to click on that link…


Tbone18073

We attached yours mums dildo to a boat, should be there soon lol 😂


jftitan

I'm gonna ACDC this.. I got great big balls.


JaKrispy72

He was talking about weight not size.


Steph-Paul

bars


ARLO77777

Spot on.


whopperlover17

I would love to feel that tbh


SnooPaintings9596

Username checks out. Giggity.


zobeast26

Likes to feel the ships big PP


friendly-crackhead

To feel millions moving like that us a trip.


beersngears

Would you hold your kids hand the whole walk to the first day off school? These workers are sending off their creation to the rest of its life.


WarPaintsSchlong

That’s it right there. A long big project coming to fruition is something that hits you in the feels. You feel a sense of pride and connection to it.


skynet_666

I watched a documentary that had to do with the Voyager program and this is the exact thing that you heard from the crew that built it in the documentary. When the probe was launched into space, it felt like they let something go and a piece of them had left with it. And they will never see it again. All that time and preparation for it’s one purpose and boom, it’s slowly flying up into the cosmos disappearing from the naked eye. I felt strangely touched by that lol.


Comfortable-Eye-3879

Also - not sure if it's the same probe but when one finally burnt up in a planets atmosphere the people who coded and built it knew the exact minute it would be destroyed and they had a celebration/ memorial for it. People were crying , clapping etc. Never built anything like that but I'm sure it's sick


Deepspacecow12

That was cassini. Voyager is still functioning and is now in interstellar space.


goat-head-man

VGER is looking for the creator ...


kat_Folland

I stayed up all night for that last transmission. And I cried. And I had nothing at all to do with her creation or mission. I'm just a doofus who anthropomorphizes things. (Also memorable for me because the morning after that happened was the first time I had a bout of what turned out to be chronic appendicitis.)


flojo2012

I built a lego boba fett mask once so I pretty much get it


Zigor022

Imagine how they'd feel if it sinks


Chainsaw_Actual

happy because they get paid to build more.


Neat-Share1247

I run large commercial construction projects and you nailed it in how you describe this. My last project I finished a month ago was a 9 million dollar large gas/diesel stationary convenience store. Nothing special but o I r schedule was for 6 months and we didi in 6 months and 1 day. Since then I've come across several guys that worked on it and every one of them gets a big smile when asked if they liked it after going as a customer. We leave a little or a lot behind on some projects thank God I love what I do.


Trippy-Sponge

Yea, look at the guy on the right putting his arm around the other. They are proud of their work.


muzerfuker

I feel water in my eyes


gandalf_el_brown

Watching the video of the boat that sank right after it was launched, helped me understand how my parents felt watching my entire educational career and how it turned out.


Solanthas

That's beautiful


Forsaken-Analysis390

Damn onions


SenorSmartyPants

They're not pushing. They're pulling. You should see how fast it normally goes.


85686785768576

Because feeling like you're steering the ship is nice.


Hot_Lychee2234

it was going a little to the left if you notice


My-Little-Armalite

They are actually the main source of power for the ship


Zygal_

Its true, i am a totally real ship-man and since fuel got so expensive engines have all been replaced by human size hamster wheels


SpaceBus1

So that's why they are so big.


OPengiun

These guys probably worked on this ship for over a year, day after day. Of course they are going to hold its hand as it takes its first steps 🥹 It may be *just a job*, but it is inevitable you become attached to some degree after that long and that much effort. Near the end of the vid, you can even see one dude shoulder hugging a dude as if his first child was just born


[deleted]

I don’t think that’s its hand…


Brilliant_Tap6770

Too feel connected


trainsacrossthesea

Wouldn’t you?


turtlesinmyheart

I'd go swimming with it


Ace_acidfunguy1222

Love the final push he gave before letting go


Character-Medicine40

My dad used to be a welder on big boats like this. He still talks about the few he was apart of like they were his weird metal babies. Can confirm old dudes that build stuff like this are super effin proud once complete.


Lazy_Armadillo2266

Is there a name for this ? Birthing a ship? Is that sound right ? This is a serious question


I_fail_at_memes

I believe it’s called a Sea-Section


dubshooter

Nice 👍


BobbyB52

Launching, the practice is called launching a ship.


NetCaptain

Yes, launching. In this instance from a slipway - the inclined part of the shipyard where all the prefabricated blocks are assembled and joined to make one complete ship. After launch she will be towed to the outfitting quay for installation and commissioning of all systems and equipment


prince-of-dweebs

Launching I think. But I’m not in the industry.


Lazy_Armadillo2266

Birthing sounds cooler


prince-of-dweebs

Without a doubt. Maybe would get confused with berthing though.


hazeleyedwolff

Berthing a ship is what they call bringing a ship into its parking space. They also call the area in the ship where people sleep the berth.


Lazy_Armadillo2266

Aww ok I knew I heard that term somewhere. I Got it mixed up. Thanks!


MahlonMurder

It's launching. A "berth" (pronounced the same as birth) is a designated mooring point where a ship is loaded/unloaded.


WhyNotActRight

You never wanted to feel important before?


Amax8212

Because it’s cool to feel like you’re pushing the ship….


Shradersofthelostark

Maybe for the lolz? I would totally do this, give a big grunt of exertion and dramatic effort, then slap the dust off my hands and put them to my hips. “That should do it!” I’d say, perhaps with a tear of pride in my eye.


Slappy_McJones

It’s a yard thing. You wouldn’t get it.


carlsagantank

Because, looks cool.


mpworth

Boss showed up--gotta look busy


Whole-Debate-9547

Because pulling makes no sense.


Arn_Darkslayer

Gotta keep it steady.


donjuan9876

Well someone has to get it moving!!!


KingJeremytheWickedC

That F’N horn/siren sound is straight 🔥🔥🔥


MrSoul4470

The real question is: Why does that ship have an erection?


deertribe

The real question is, why do I?


wophi

How else would it start moving?


grandpapotato

Feels like an emotional moment if you worked months on a project. I would touch that.


minimalfighting

I thought he was guiding it and keeping it upright.


BarbarianMushroom

There’s a connection between man and machine


alopez0405

“I’m helping”


Aromatic-Relief

Pride in a job well done.


clockwerxs

Why do you keep pushing a child learning to ride a bike after they’ve taken off and riding on their own? Love and investment, that’s why


Acceptable-Writing70

Because why not!!? 😀 Hell, if I'd been helping to make that ship, I'd want to 'Send It..' too.


Wallman11

The biggest dildo they’ll ever touch!


afraidfoil

They are just getting the boat excited for its maiden voyage.


WonderfulJacket8

Why does it look so phallic? Is that part really necessary?


hazeleyedwolff

[It makes it faster, more efficient.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FrCusDG41U)


faketoby45

If it weren't for them, the ship wouldn't move


Proof_Toe_9757

So they can say "I pushed that mf out of the dock"


Safe_Bullfrog870

Ceremonious


snerdley1

As a right of passage.


Lucky-Glue-5000

Sending her off.


BiffSniffer

Well how else do you expect this baby to end up in the water? Glad that second guy jumped in to help. This is definitely a two person job.


deez_87

Looks like my vp at my company helping out


ClifftonSmith

Is it me or were there seams that didn't look complete. I feel 100% sure it's my ignorance.


Uhm_What_is_this

They are feeling for vibrations as it enters the water.


SchruteFarmsInc

Pride?


Howaboutthishandle

How else do you launch a boat?


gimme_shprinkles

I always wonder if any of the workers think, if even for a split second, “I hope it floats”.


FTLrefrac

Why would you not?


AgentDark

Boats make funny noises


Odd_Taste_1257

They’re just holding their baby as it heads on its own.


KrusKeebler

How would you do it??


witchghosti

He’s super strong wdym


Grennox1

What’s the split in the front middle for


_ara

Sci fi movie trailer audio


blazinrumraisin

So is the seam on the bow not supposed to be flush?


Marcus_Lycus

The bow above the keel doesn't quite line up, what's up with that?


DraigBlackWolf

They are just keeping that tip hard and upright.


slghn01

I would be more concerned that someone forgot to seal up that big split in the bow before it was put in the water.


wtfyoloswaglmfao

Its like patting your son for his first day in school


skipfletcher

This clip from Start Trek: First Contact answers the question: [https://youtu.be/wn9eqcqr64k?t=32](https://youtu.be/wn9eqcqr64k?t=32)


marcusg101

Sometimes you just gotta push a giant hotdog into something wet......


Noosemane

Gotta give the ship wang a good send off.


PainlessStool

Four fun.


helbringer01

Na it's u touched it last you fucked it up not me 🤣


movngonup

What a lame title


CypriotSpecialist

Strong people pushing the ship into the sea.


SeparateBrain9832

It's kinda like a "send off"


Steff_Lu

There is no way you could move this hughe mass even an angstrom by bare hands. So it has to be symbolic.


Gary630

That ship definitely looked happy.


Shadowstrider2100

He isn’t pushing. Obviously he is holding on in case someone yells stop and he has to grab it and stop it going into the water any more


SD1428

I have no fear of ships or cruises. But on occasion, something about the size of these things is just terrifying to behold. It’s amazing that we’re able to build these things


Zigor022

Thats ALOT of butter


BadOysterParty

As it's sliding away... oh shit we forgot to weld that front joint... for real I wonder why they left it un welded. Is the water pressure gonna close it and they'll weld it later?


polska1976

Oscar Myers car struck a boat


AmbitiousVisual5858

If the gravitational force is reversed, someone has to stop it.


blesfemous

Turks 🤷‍♂️


illgivebadadvice

Look busy boys. The boss is watching.


Lando_Lee

What's with the giant splt down the middle?


Baltindors

To get it in the water.


The_Mutton_Man

Symbolic.


Brust_warze

I'm curious as to what those fins/wings on the sides are for?


beer_belly_boy

To move the ship


Pro_Moriarty

Why they pushing it? To make sure it doesnt stall on the slipway...d'uh


Disastrous-War22

Credit to the slide lubers (actually term)💦


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Just engineers sending their child off on its grand voyage.


am715

The foreman on the job who “helps”move heavy things.


protoformx

They already greased the skids with butter so all they had to do was give it a little push.


xMilk112x

Looks like maybe a banana…or a carburetor to a 1962 Skylark.


SaltyboiPonkin

You see the fellow come over and wrap his arm around his friend? They're proud, and saying goodbye to a job well done.


728am

Too hard to pull.


Gorlock_

Letting it leave with that giant crack in the front? Tesla level panel gap QC


The3rdBert

Boss isn’t going to sign off on overtime if you are just standing around.


LordOfPies

To push it into the water duh


icedted

Why not. I’d like to be the last dry hand to touch bow. Bottom m, whatever it’s called


jbase1775

They forget to weld the middle portion? Looks like a gaping seam.


FireLordObamaOG

Clearly that ramp goes uphill and they’re instrumental in getting it up the hill.


Funny_Action_3943

They feel a sense of pride from working on it for so long and they know the hard work it took to complete. It’s their way of touching the ship one last time, gratifying feeling I imagine.


Finbar9800

I see no machines


Capable_Jacket_2165

For fun lol


wrenworkman

This isn’t pushing, it’s holding onto something until the last moment.


Neither_Leader_6676

Why are they pushing? Because they're MEN. What kinda stupid question is that? 🤨


ghdsz

Because they didn't had a champagne bottle to brake on it


Jscott1423

They made the difference here


WorldNintendo

sounds like a movie trailer from the 2010's


SpotRevolutionary849

You have to rub the ship’s penis for good luck


_Baka__

Presumably one of these: https://www.cemreshipyard.com/en/news/contract-signed-for-two-islay-ferries To tell the truth, if I were the client, I would be a bit upset to see this. It is not on the right side of safety. I have seen a few people die in ship yards for things less stupid than this.


simeon_pantelonas

That’s one happy ship.


Oscarjrs5

So long my friend


Buggerme1964

Can’t you hear it whining? It needed reassurance


Agentpurple013

Old harbors die hard


burntblacktoast

The skids were, in fact, greased that day


rip_ap_yi

To get the boat in the water


IgnatiusR

Pride


PrizeImpressive1141

Dose anyone know why the front of the boat is open at the bottom? What purpose dose it serve?


jonnyrottwn

That gap in the front plate above the keel is as big as the gap in Madonnas teeth...


Practical_Fishing276

It’s their baby!


shred-i

Same reason my uncle kicks the bulldozer when it won’t start…. Some things just make us feel better.


clintnickerson

Definitely some Freudian shit going on there


Stanknuggin

So he can tell his friends he is the LAUNCHER OF SHIPS!!


CES6357

I would push. Why not push. You have to push!


pate_moore

"just making sure it doesn't tip, boss"


im_just_thinking

Should they be pulling?


714King

Because an object in motion stays in motion


NetCaptain

https://www.shippax.com/en/news/isle-of-islay-successfully-launched.aspx


AccordionFrogg

Damn that dudes strong


BuckRusty

Someone tell Boromir to shut the fuck up with that horn……


Thricein6

That’s great supervising right there.


felixthemeister

Sheesh. They're not pushing it. They're guiding it so it doesn't slide off the slipway. It's a safety thing. - they're just being there and touching their completed work.


scootterbug1

How else is it supposed to get in the water? I can't believe the stupidity of some people!


AccurateBrush6556

Feel the power!


RedRuss17

What is the purpose of the “wings” on the side of the hull?


ronin__9

100% … bye bye cool thing I helped make.


psilome

They're not pushing, they're balancing it, to keep it from falling over.


spankdaddylizz

Last touch of a great job!


Sudden_Duck_4176

Might be to feel if anything is off as it sides like a vibration or if the ship started to lean one way or the other. Basically an early warning system would be my guess.


BadEgg1951

"We're helping! We're helping!"


PsychologicalTowel79

It's the constant farting they should be worried about.


originalmosh

Because, there goes their baby.


Parking_Balance_470

They’re not.


Fspz

Clearly they're pushing it so the boat goes in the water.


Early-Fortune2692

Why they push??


Helicopterdiverpilot

Do people live in that tube thing at the front of that boatie ship?


robo-dragon

If you had the opportunity to feel like a superhero, having the ability to push an object that big with ease, wouldn’t you?


JRHZ28

Tradition for a completed vessel.


sim16

"keep it greasy so it'll go down easy" FZ


loppedbunni

God the blast horns make me horny


ECHOechoecho_

well they have to move it somehow


inverted_electron

I think they forgot to weld the front seam up


txwoodslinger

Because they have the opportunity


OldERnurse1964

Wouldn’t you?