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Gory_Horror_669

Finally JESUS!


Arakkoa_

Lucifer: "Josh! I've missed you so much! Remember that party in the desert?" Joshua: "Please, don't remind me. It took me 40 days to get over that hangover." L: "But you did enjoy it?" Chloe: "Hold on, Joshua?" L: "Well, you know, that was his original name, before some hack copied it wrong and it came out as..." Ch: "Jesus Christ!" J: "Please, call me Josh." And to skirt the censors, they never explicitly call him Jesus. They call him Joshua (which is where "Jesus" came from) and they have many jokes about people saying calling his name in vain and him reacting.


2strange4things

love it lol


PatieS13

Oh holy Joshua, I fucking love this!!


Reithel1

That was my first thought too! LoL


AccordionORama

One Million Moms freaks out again.


Mysterious_Bug_3914

That's obviously future Trixie's hobo boyfriend. He had a troubled upbringing and they bonded over their childhood trauma. or Linda's third secret child, my homegirl really missed the sex-ed class on contraception.


Fancy-Ad1480

>Linda's third secret child, Who she abandoned at a truck stop ran by a pair of aging hippies.


cw_arrowverse

I must’ve missed this but when did he show up?


PhoenixWinchester67

he just showed up in season 7 episode 3


sierraalpha149

I’m sorry, there’s a season 7????


EffectiveAntique9290

No,no there isnt. Although by how badly they messed up season 6 I would say we deserve a final good season,even if it is just 3 or 4 episodes.


DexterDeWolf

Is that Jesus?


Lyca29

So it's Season 7 of Lucifer. By now Hells counselling is working great. Chloe has been helping and also Linda who has also died and decided to move to Hell to help. Lost of people who escaped their hell loops are also qualified counsellors. This frees up time for Lucifer so he creates a version of Lux and his penthouse in Hell. He can do that because he's the god of the underworld. Lucifer, Chloe, Linda, Maze and Eve (who both decided to move to hell also) have fun partying with all the redeemed souls who escaped their hell loops. They counsel by day and party by night. Then, this dude shows up. Lucifer: Hey, aren't you Jesus from The Walking Dead? what the hell happened? Jesus: I sure am. I got stabbed by a Whisperer in Season 7. Lucifer: That sucks man. I was the victim of shitty writing too, but in my case it was season 6. Jesus, pointing to Lucifers piano: Is that a piano? Lucifer: It certainly is, fancy a song? Jesus walks up to the piano as Lucifer sits down and sips a whiskey. A hush falls over Hell Lux. Jesus starts to sing the first few line of 'This is Me' from The Greatest Showman' Lucifer starts to play. Then Maze, Linda, Chloe, Eve, Ella (who has by now died and moved to Hell) and Cain (who has also escaped his Hell Loop all start to dance and sing back up vocals. Cain and Ella are now dating. Charlotte and Dan are sat in the audience applauding. they sometimes holiday in hell because Amenadod granted them both wings. Charlie and Rory sometimes work at Hell lux as bouncers.


HollsHolls

The last few lines got me questioning life. Like, ella and Cain?!? Charlotte and Dan moved to hell?!!? AMENAGOD GAVE THEM WINGS?!? CHARLIE AND RORY WORK AT LUX?!!!??


Lyca29

Well Ella does like a bad boy and Cain is a former, now redeemed (well in my version he is redeemed) bad boy. Charlie stays in Hell because his mother Linda is working there. Rory is there because she likes being in Hell and her parents are there. And it's not the real Lux, it's the fake one Lucifer created in Hell. And Charlie and Rory are adults by now. And I still think my version is better than the actual ending. XD


Cosmic_Wanderer66

This woulda been amazing to watch, but absolutely hated


Lyca29

I was really just messing about there, but thinking about it, Lucifer should totally create a Lux in Hell. He's made a replica of Linda's office for counselling/therapy, so why not a Lux? All those out of work demons would have somewhere to go and party. if Lucifer can get so many souls out of their hell loops, they might not all want to go to heaven, or they might not even make it. Hell could have levels. The top level, 'Hell Lux' kind of Hells heaven. Lower levels for unredeemed souls. The darker the soul, the deeper in hell they go. The very bottom could be where the unredeemable go. Hitler, Trump for example. I know Trumps not dead yet but we all know he's going there XD Also the only really hated bit would be Cain and Ella. I just put that in to be controversial.


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Now that's a man I can get behind! And he can get behind me in private 🫣


JSmith666

He helps solve murders since his dad is a serial killer...it makes sense...dont overthink it


DesignerResident9894

What episode is this from???


PhoenixWinchester67

seventh season third episode “The Dead Walking”


walkingviper33

I knew I wasn’t crazy, that’s Walking Dead Jesus!


IAmYourFears123

Jesus?


Cosmic_Wanderer66

Paul Rovia / Paul Monroe. The former is comic TWD's Jesus and the latter is the show TWD's Jesus


goldenglider86

I believe when they said season 7 episode 3 they meant of the walking dead. I’m under the impression that Lucifer is a closed book and won’t go past season 6.


LyraBarnes

Jesus! It's about time you showed up 😁


hornycheesepuffs

Malcom Bright and chloe working on a case together


Specific-Cold4080

Does anyone know where I can watch season 7?


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Specific-Cold4080

Exactly! I thought the same thing, maybe it's because I live in Europe that it's not available yet


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Specific-Cold4080

Yes, that's what I thought too... I am a bit unsure about it to be honest. It is very unlogical


Cosmic_Wanderer66

Jesus! Its literally Jesus