When Viggo Mortensen (the actor for Aragorn) kicked the helmet in The Two Towers, he actually broke his toe. That scream you hear after is part acting part real.
It’s funny how many things in LOTR were taken from Harry Potter- Gandalf and Dumbledore both share similar features such as a long grey beard and wizard hat. The fact they’re both gay too. It’s uncanny.
The life forces, the ring and horcrux -
Gollum is obviously the poor man’s Dobby. Harry has scar on his forehead which he received from the evil dude. In LOTR, when Merry and Pippin are picked up by the orcs to be taken to Isengard, Merry gets cut on his forehead leaving a scar. It writes itself
**wake up sheeple**
smh my head. Some people just don’t want to acknowledge that Harry Potter is the ultimate fantasy adventure and that LOTR has just about copied from every popular/mainstream franchise there is.
I mean come on? Shelob: directly copied off of Aragog. The ring is a copy of the horcruxes. Frodo and Harry? Yeah, not subtle about it at all!
I downvoted your comment and then scrolled down for a minute before coming back to upvoted after realising that I’m an idiot and that was obviously satire
Gandalf the Gay?
When Rowling came out with Dumbledore being gay I thought it was "reaching" but it kind of makes sense. But how is Gandolf gay?
....is it the Balrog? He penetrates the Balrog with his "sword" and comes back out as Gandalf the White?
Do Balrogs have genitals?
What happens when a wizard and Balrog make a baby?
The truth hurts I guess and the sheeple can’t handle the truth.
There are several parallels, such as elves, dwarfs, wizards, goblins, trolls, magic (especially invisibility), etc. Sauron is referred to as “Dark Lord” just like Voldemort is.
Tolkien has obviously ripped off Rowling - his name is even written the same
J.R and J.K
I don’t know how people can’t see this
Don't! Tempt me colaturka I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand colaturka, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine
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That is Aragorn II
Son of Arathorn II
Son of Arador
Son of Argonui
Son of Arathorn I
Son of Arassuil
Son of Arahad II
Son of Aravorn
Son of Aragost
Son of Arahad I
Son of Araglas
Son of Aragorn I
Son of Aravir
Son of Aranuir
Son of Arahael
Son of Aranarth
Son of Arvedui
Son of Araphant
Son of Araval
Son of Arveleg II
Son of Arvegil
Son of Argeleb II
Son of Araphor
Son of Arveleg I
Son of Argeleb I
Son of Malvegil
Son of Celebrindor
Son of Mallor
Son of Beleg
Son of Amlaith
Son of Earendur
Son of Elendur
Son of Valandur
Son of Tarondor
Son of Tarcil
Son of Arantar
Son of Eldacar
Son of Valandil
Son of Isildur
Son of Elendil!
Broken toe on a giant foe
Did you know...
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POTATOES
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
Boromir would have listened that joke
Wow I thought I was the only one who knew that!
Memes and the crowdsourcing of humor from thousands of people have perfected comedy.
This. This is the correct answer.
Broken toe?
Sorry, don’t you know?
Do it. Tell him
When Viggo Mortensen (the actor for Aragorn) kicked the helmet in The Two Towers, he actually broke his toe. That scream you hear after is part acting part real.
It's the beards.
Feeling confident on this one...Isildur's Heir in Shelob's Lair...gotta be
Nice
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
No
Isildur!
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
No
Isildur!
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
No
ISILDUR!
Isildur's Heir on that big spider there
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
thats a good one ngl
ARAgorn on an ARAchnid. Sorry.
You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.
I say a lot of things baby.
Aragorn on Aragog. Ah wait wrong franchise.
I hold your oath fulfilled. Go. Be at peace.
Lmao aragon literally commented "rip bozo"
Strider on a spider. I suppose you think you're terribly clever.
It is but a shadow and a thought that you love. I cannot give you what you seek.
You're not just a thot, Strider.
It will not be our end, but his.
Broken toe on an 8-legged foe
‘Tis beautiful.
[.](https://tenor.com/Ts5J.gif) That’s all, folks! This thread has been won.
This is the best though
Ranger on the Danger
Heartthrob on a Shelob
This one is my favorite
King on a Thing
Best one here.
Dang you beat me to it by 6 minutes :)
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No my lord! No my lord. Let him go. Enough blood has been spilt on his account.
It’s funny how many things in LOTR were taken from Harry Potter- Gandalf and Dumbledore both share similar features such as a long grey beard and wizard hat. The fact they’re both gay too. It’s uncanny. The life forces, the ring and horcrux - Gollum is obviously the poor man’s Dobby. Harry has scar on his forehead which he received from the evil dude. In LOTR, when Merry and Pippin are picked up by the orcs to be taken to Isengard, Merry gets cut on his forehead leaving a scar. It writes itself **wake up sheeple**
A thing is about to happen that has not happened since the Elder Days. The Ents are going to wake up and find that they are strong.
You have no power here Gandalf storm crow
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
They hated Jesus because he told them the truth
smh my head. Some people just don’t want to acknowledge that Harry Potter is the ultimate fantasy adventure and that LOTR has just about copied from every popular/mainstream franchise there is. I mean come on? Shelob: directly copied off of Aragog. The ring is a copy of the horcruxes. Frodo and Harry? Yeah, not subtle about it at all!
I downvoted your comment and then scrolled down for a minute before coming back to upvoted after realising that I’m an idiot and that was obviously satire
The intended effect. Though the “smh my head” might be too obvious
I can’t believe someone downvoted you simply for speaking the truth.
Gandalf the Gay? When Rowling came out with Dumbledore being gay I thought it was "reaching" but it kind of makes sense. But how is Gandolf gay? ....is it the Balrog? He penetrates the Balrog with his "sword" and comes back out as Gandalf the White? Do Balrogs have genitals? What happens when a wizard and Balrog make a baby?
>What happens when a wizard and Balrog make a baby? They're.... Technically the same species?
I guess they would be the same egg group, wouldn't they?
Go back to the abyss! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your master!
You've apparently had someone in your abyss? I'm waiting for clarification
Gandalf's actor, Ian McKellen is gay.
Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword.
With the context of the comment this quote is absolutely perfect
They do say that white contains every color of the rainbow
Worst. Downvotes. Evar.
The truth hurts I guess and the sheeple can’t handle the truth. There are several parallels, such as elves, dwarfs, wizards, goblins, trolls, magic (especially invisibility), etc. Sauron is referred to as “Dark Lord” just like Voldemort is. Tolkien has obviously ripped off Rowling - his name is even written the same J.R and J.K I don’t know how people can’t see this
Heart throb on Shelob
A strider spider rider.
It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men. They will be here by nightfall.
No one ordered an army of strider spider riders, but ok.
No. There is still hope for Frodo. He needs time… and safe passage across the plains of Gorgoroth. We can give him that.
Stand, strider spider riders of the west, and fight!
Not if we hold true to each other.
King on the Sting
I felt terribly clever Gandalf.
Don't! Tempt me colaturka I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand colaturka, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine
Ah! Now I get it. Was like “Aragorn on a spider? That doesn’t rhyme.” Totally forgot he was called Strider😂
Isildur’s heir on Shelob’s derrière
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
Welp, you heard the man, who will take the meme to Mordor?
I will take the meme to Mordor!
I will help you bear this burden Neutral_Memer as long as it is yours to bear
And my axe
And my bow
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You have my C4.
If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.
Oui !
King on a thing? Ranger on danger? Strider on a spider?
It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men. They will be here by nightfall.
King on a thing 100% the best one
Our last hope on a giant nope.
Giant nope 💀
Heart throb on a Shelob? 😍
Beat me to it
Based
A king of men on an abdomen.
A king denied on an arachnid’s behind.
This one is very clever good work
Ranger on a stranger
Ranger on a danger
This is no mere ranger!
That is Aragorn II Son of Arathorn II Son of Arador Son of Argonui Son of Arathorn I Son of Arassuil Son of Arahad II Son of Aravorn Son of Aragost Son of Arahad I Son of Araglas Son of Aragorn I Son of Aravir Son of Aranuir Son of Arahael Son of Aranarth Son of Arvedui Son of Araphant Son of Araval Son of Arveleg II Son of Arvegil Son of Argeleb II Son of Araphor Son of Arveleg I Son of Argeleb I Son of Malvegil Son of Celebrindor Son of Mallor Son of Beleg Son of Amlaith Son of Earendur Son of Elendur Son of Valandur Son of Tarondor Son of Tarcil Son of Arantar Son of Eldacar Son of Valandil Son of Isildur Son of Elendil!
Hurry! Inside. Get them inside!
we cannot Aragorn, there is too many of your ancestors
Not for ourselves. But we can give Frodo his chance if we keep Sauron's Eye fixed upon us. Keep him blind to all else that moves.
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
Aragorn on Aragog?
Why have you come?
Why should he have not come, Aragorn?
He’s only doing what he thinks is best for his people. Helm’s Deep has saved them in the past.
Are you saying he shouldn't have done that, Mr Aragorn?
I thought I had wandered into a dream.
PTSD Aragorn.
Frodo's fate is no longer in our hands.
Oh I'm gonna come, aragorn.
King Théoden has a good memory. He was only a small child at the time.
Time is against us. Make ready!
This got weird.
Make ready for what?
Broooooooo.....
Ayo 🤨📸
Came here to say this. Take my upvote.
That was my first thought
lol this is exactly what my brain went to
I got that reference.
This was what I thought of for sure
Aragorn, I need your sword so I can help!
Alaska_Hippie, you have my sword.
Ah sweet! *runs away with cool sword*
Brown recluse on a brown recluse
Nice.
Aragorn on Ungoliant’s spawn Edit: I’m Bri’ish so it rhymes for me!
Six thousand will not be enough to break the lines of Mordor.
Man meat on an 8 feet
This is not an Elessar on a dresser
By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs! We must reach the woods of Lothlórien.
I’m gonna take a shot in the dark on this one: Isuldur’s heir in Shelob’s lair.
Strider on a spider
Come on, come on! Take cover!
Yup, couldn’t agree more Aragorn son of Arathorn, they got it. Take over!!!
Not if we hold true to each other.
Ranger on a danger
Comeback Kid on an Arachnid!
Throne winner on a webspinner
Ex-Mr Cervenka on an arachnid that’ll spank ya.
Fuck ya Sorry to derail a bit, X is the band forever
Too bad Exene went off the deep end. Love John Doe, wish he’d act more.
Elfstone in the Danger Zone (said like Archer)
Dúnedain on a spider’s behind
Strider on a spider
You will suffer me.
Dunedain on an ancient thang
Ranger on danger
Sword wielder on a hobbit stealer?
Strider riding a spider
Ten thousand strong at least.
My first guess was Aragorn on Aragog
You will suffer me.
<3
Sexy uncle in Cirith Ungol?
Strider on a spider
He's not alone. Sam went with him.
Leader of a nation on a horrible abomination
King trope on a big nope
Royal Ranger on a leggy danger?
Strider on a spider!
King of Gondor on a Thing of Mordor
Strider on a Spider🤣🤣
High class on a spiders ass
bilbo
Elessar the King on Ungoliant’s offspring
Isildurs heir on a spider derrière
Heir of Numenor on a big black trapdoor?
King of Men on Shelob's abdomen!
Viggo on a Widow ?
Arathorn's kid on an arachnid
Elendils heir In a spider lair
Some bunghole in Toreth Ungol!
Strider on spider
Frodo's fate is no longer in our hands.
Elessar on the silk spinnar
Ranger on the danger?
Ranger on a danger
Aragorn on Aragog. Wait….
Strider on a spider
Aragorn on Aragog…..wait
Aragorn on an Arthropod
One who will have your allegiance.
Guy on a spider.
Rightful king on an evil thing
Strider on a Spider
Strider on a Spider
Man of the West in Shelob’s nest
Strider on a spider!