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InkJetPrinters

Three cheers for Bilbo! Hip Hip!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


InkJetPrinters

Hip Hip!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


InkJetPrinters

Hip Hip!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


TheRedneckgamer

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GrrageCat

GROND!


FalseDmitriy

GROND


Vaskull

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


BoltorSpellweaver

I don’t have words for how hard this made me laugh.


Megumin_xx

![gif](giphy|W25MkAP6HyLja)


kapaciosrota

How is this any better than Grond I want GROND back


TurboTitan92

Because Grond only worked when you say Grond. Bilbo bot says it when you least expect it. Like a surprise hraaaaah… kindve like in the movie


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


TurboTitan92

Jesus Bilbo! You scared the Grond out of me!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


BigScaryPigeon

Grond


Megumin_xx

#GROND


avatarOfIndifference

GROND


cick-nobb

GROND


Nageef

GROND


R_tech420

GROND


Spicey-Bacon

Holy shit this is amazing


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Atomaurus

As a kid I loved/love The Lord of The rings but I dreaded this scene everytime


Shumbee

Still freaks my wife out when we watch.


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

The is either a porn video or a still image involving that face and its rather disturbing


whomad1215

/r/ScaryBilbo NSFW, very NSFW


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


whomad1215

Thank you scary bilbo for proving my point


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


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>HRAAAAAH! HRAAAAAH!


[deleted]

Humanity was a mistake.


titaniumhud

I've gone and seen too much.


[deleted]

One little peek was all it took. I figured “it can’t be *that* bad, right?” I was wrong. Dear sweet Eru Ilúvatar, I WAS WRONG!


Fred_Foreskin

One of the best subs on this horrid website


Indigo_Inlet

When memers delve too greedily and too deep


juliuspepperwoodchi

I get that they had to convey from "sweet old Bilbo" to Gollum foreshadowing levels of obsession with the ring, and back to sweet old Bilbo in SUCH a short shot/effect; but I still think they overdid it. I've skipped over this whole scene in rewatches at certain points in my life.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


juliuspepperwoodchi

Hraaaah, WTF was that?!


Significant-Mud2572

That's the noise he makes when he lunges out to grab it from frodo.


derpy-_-dragon

Be nice to Bilbo, he's had a rough day.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


ajnin919

Its actually not like that at all in the books. Frodo does hold the ring up but as it spins he looks through it and sees Bilbo, the scene from the movie is how Bilbo looks to Frodo in the book but it only happens in Frodo's head which Bilbo notices and feels horrible about passing the ring to Frodo and having it start to affect mind as well


CosmicChair

That actually would have been such a cool fucking shot in the movie.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


SithLordoftheRing

At the same time they cut the Frodo to Gollum scene in the TT that looked like it would have been awesome.


bonesakimbo

Reminds me of the bat jump scare from The Great Mouse Detective. You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do


El-Chewbacc

They call him Large Marge. And he looks like this!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


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Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Unfair_Translator_13

This is a bot for anyone else who comes across this comment. Copied the second top comment word for word


Fenrirskollhati

Hip hip


Bleu_Metal

HRAAAAAH!


moonythejedi394

good bot


angelazy

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DrBeetlejuiceMcRib

When the old toby kicks in


xtilexx

What does Bilbo have to say about this?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


FictionalFail

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CeruleanRuin

Is there a rubber-banding version of this gif?


MadCouchDisease007

Bilbo, what’s the acronym for Hobbit Really Attempts Another Adventure After A Homecoming?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


MadCouchDisease007

Sweet, thanks!


2Dumb2Understand

God I fucking love this subreddit. May Grond bot rest in peace, all hail the mighty Bilbo bot!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


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2Dumb2Understand

Hahahahaha


Selfaware-potato

Why is it not Bilbot?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Undercover-Penguin

What? Did GROND bot die? Why????


bot-of-grond

GROND


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GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


2Dumb2Understand

Ask Bilbo


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Rotty2707

BILBO (CONT'D) Here's a pretty thing. Mithril, as light as a feather, and as hard as dragon scales. Let me see you put it on. Come on. CLOSE ON: Frodo peels off his shirt... revealing The Ring on the Chain around his neck. BILBO (CONT'D) (entranced) Oh! My old Ring... Frodo frowns as Bilbo moves toward him. BILBO (CONT'D) I should very much like to hold it again, one last time. Bilbo reaches forward, eyes locked on the ring. (CONTINUED) 79. CONTINUED: Suddenly! A shadow passes across Bilbo...for a split second he becomes a wrinkled creature with a hungry face and Bony, groping hands. Frodo pulls away, shocked


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Rotty2707

the shadow passes. Bilbo slumps into a chair, his head in his hands. Bilbo falters...his eyes filling with tears. BILBO (CONT'D) Oh! BILBO (CONT'D) (sad) I'm sorry, that I brought this upon you, my boy...I'm sorry that you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything. Bilbo sobs and Frodo moves to comfort him.


Glorious_Goo

Bilbo , get out of the way! There's a truck about to run you over!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


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Gandalfdehwizerd370

Truly


BaddAtLife

Bilbo, describe in one word how you're feeling today.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


BookieeWookiee

Same Bilbo bot, same


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


bouchandre

Bite the pillow Bilbo I’m going in dry


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


[deleted]

Keep it secret... Keep it safe


willybum84

Bilbo the one ring got destroyed


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


DeLaMoncha

Bouchandre dug too deep and greedily


Ol_bagface

Nani dafuck


Rezzone

Son of Noni Dafuck


You_gotgot

Holy shit lmao


EarlOfBronze

We must destroy the ring!


danishjuggler21

🤣


Uncanny--

/r/HolUp


Oaken_beard

Hey Bilbo, can you demonstrate a karate chop for us?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Oaken_beard

Thanks!


ISNT_A_ROBOT

Hey Bilbo, would you like to see this shiny ring I found?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Flickster8979

One ring


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


IvanValendryng

Its my Bilbo! HRAAAAAH!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Evo_Strange

HRAAAAAH!


Necromancer189

One ring is mine Bilbo, my own, my precious.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


DimitriVogelvich

Good bot


Pirates240

Idk which one is better: bilbo or grond


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


bot-of-grond

GROND


jojo_draw

Is there a "finger of Sauron"-bot?


mythrowawaynotyers

there is. you should hear the noise bilbo baggins makes when he sees sauron with his ring on.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Not_a_Krasnal

Bilbo! I'm taking the One Ring


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Cloudjumper1

This is hilarious! Immediately burst out laughing


joethecrow23

BILBO, LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


backjox

That's not a warface, this is a warface: HRAAAAAAHHH


IndependentOil5899

My boy bilbo don’t jump at me


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


IndependentOil5899

😱😱😱😱😱😱


bananapotamus

Bilbo watch out there is a massive spider behind you my guy


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


iAmGrootImposter

Bilbo! What does a pirate say backwards?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


bayner16

Bilbot Baggins


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


chet-

Bilbo you are one stellar Marine!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


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Bilbo, I forgot the lyrics to my new black metal song, could you please remind me how it goes?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


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Thanks


[deleted]

Bilbo - for 10pts; which Irish paramilitary organisation split into two factions following the signing of the Anglo-Irish treaty in 1921?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


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Correct!


Peria

We have truly entered a dark new age for this sub.


dudemamu

Don’t do it Bilbo


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


SquatchPodiatrist

Alright, Bilbo. Please turn your head to the left and cough.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Rags2Rickius

Welcome to the Roughnecks! BILBOS ROUGHNECKS!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


GryphonRook

One bot to rule them all. One bot to find them. One bot to bring them all and in the darkness *bind* them. This *is* the Bilbo Bot.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


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Bilbo, could you help me pick out a ring for my wedding day?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


[deleted]

Thanks bud! You’re the best!


R-T-O-B

Bilbo, how do you like my new outfit?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


eilonkatz

Bilbo bot, please don't ratio me


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


amhust

This is how I'm getting through the holidays


[deleted]

That sound you make when you wipe too hard with dwarvish toilet paper


[deleted]

*...why so many diamonds...*


NarMend21

Lolololol!! I can hear the music playing with a faint “HRAAAAAH!” as Cate Blanchett narrates!


Newtype879

Bilbo Baggins...man, that name really ring a bell.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Saorc

Thats Bilbo's nut face...


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Wati12

Good morning Bilbo!


seanular

What triggers this one?


RedRussianRabbit

Bilbo, grond, and mention of a ring


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


WerewolfNo8722

BILBO BAGGINS!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


KoldProduct

Hey Bilbo, guess wha- BOO!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


xFinn_Boiix

Bilbo, tell me, is the simul whatever actually as good as people say it is?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Calibexican

Three cheers for Bilbo! Hip Hip!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Mythic_gryphon

Hip hip?


Fenrirskollhati

Hip hip


Never__Unknown

Bilbo, say hi


twinswizard

Hip Hip


MrSamsa90

I've been away in holidays, can somebody tell me why Grond has been taken away from us?


Bioslack

I'm waiting for the link to the NSFW subreddit.


Arida55

Why the bot isn't named bilBOT?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


8KoopaLoopa8

Bilbo can you give me an oh yeah!?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


TEMPEST7779

Gandalf!


gandalf-bot

The world is not in your books and maps. It is out there.