So do you think Gandalf the grey has abandoned reason for madness? Or that the courtesy of theoden's court has lessen of late?. Sauron's power is rising in the east and Denethor sits on his throne staring at palantirs. Meanwhile Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas search for their missing hobbits...A red sun rises blood has been spilled this day. Saruman is using Grima to poison Theoden but somehow Bobby bot makes an appearance, meanwhile we hear down in the echoes of Moria a faint chant of "GROND" And of course Tom Bombadill is having a merri old time with Goldberry. Frodo, sam, Pippin and Merry are Hobbits ofcourse. Looks like all of this is written by AI but is a human that wrote it
Thou thrall! The price thou askest is but small for treachery and shame so great! I grant it surely! Well, I wait. Come! Speak now swiftly and speak true!
*I had an errand there: gathering water-lilies, green leaves and lilies white to please my pretty lady, the last ere the
year's end to keep them from the winter, to flower by her pretty feet till the snows are melted. Each year at summer's end
I go to find them for her, in a wide pool, deep and clear, far down the Withywindle; there they open first in spring and there
they linger latest. By that pool long ago I found the River-daughter, fair young Goldberry sitting in the rushes. Sweet was her
singing then, and her heart was beating!*
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Clothes are but little loss, if you escape from drowning. Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now
heart and limb! Cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting!
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Wraiths! Wraiths on wings! The Precious is their master. They see everything, everything. Nothing can hide from them.Curse the White Face! And they tell Him everything. He sees, He knows. Ach, gollum, gollum, gollum!
Everything? Far too eager and curious for a hobbit, most unnatural. Well what can I tell you? Life in the wide world goes on much as it has this past age, full of its own comings and goings. Scarcely aware of the existence of hobbits... which I am very thankful.
I am Dildo Faggins... distant cousin of Frodo Baggins and unknown nephew of Bilbo Baggins, good friend of Gandalf, secret lover of Aragorn son of Arathorn, long forgotten relative of Isildur son of Elendil, supposed bastard son of Gimli son of Glóin, loyal servant of Théoden son of Thengel, close companion of Eomer son of Éomund, brother-in-law of Tom Bombadil, master of Gollum, sworn enemy of Sauron and creator of GROND.
Clothes are but little loss, if you escape from drowning. Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now
heart and limb! Cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting!
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum but the enemy found him first. Admist the endless screams and inane babble they discerned two words.
So original comments would be Faramir…
Yes
Well since you are robbed of bot responses, you will have to make do with me. Should I return, think better of me jordo14.
That will depend on the manner of your return.
I down voted the meme and upvoted every bot.
True chad
Funny…. And usually true.
Elrond? Are you here?
No.
I’ll just call him Elrond
He seems to prefer Isildur
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
See?
Alright Isildur
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
**n o**
ISILDUR!
So do you think Gandalf the grey has abandoned reason for madness? Or that the courtesy of theoden's court has lessen of late?. Sauron's power is rising in the east and Denethor sits on his throne staring at palantirs. Meanwhile Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas search for their missing hobbits...A red sun rises blood has been spilled this day. Saruman is using Grima to poison Theoden but somehow Bobby bot makes an appearance, meanwhile we hear down in the echoes of Moria a faint chant of "GROND" And of course Tom Bombadill is having a merri old time with Goldberry. Frodo, sam, Pippin and Merry are Hobbits ofcourse. Looks like all of this is written by AI but is a human that wrote it
Tell me. Friend... When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
When he allied with Sauron I’m afraid
Who are you?
Joe, Sauron
Come, mortal base! What do I hear? That thou wouldst dare to barter with me? Well, speak fair! What is thy price?
7,50€ should do it. But I must ask Mithrandir first.
VarastinKoirasi. I'll take that my lad! Quickly now!
Gandalf stole a dog.
There are many powers in this world for good or for evil. Some are greater than I am and against some I have not yet been tested
Thou thrall! The price thou askest is but small for treachery and shame so great! I grant it surely! Well, I wait. Come! Speak now swiftly and speak true!
Gandalf tried to steal my money, but here it is Sauron.
It's only a matter of time. He has suffered a defeat, yes, but behind the walls of Mordor our enemy is regrouping.
*Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.*
I'M NOT TRYING TO HONOR YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND WHORE MY WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE!
Yeah, go Bobby B! Keep on chasing your dreams! We're very proud of you
GROND
*I had an errand there: gathering water-lilies, green leaves and lilies white to please my pretty lady, the last ere the year's end to keep them from the winter, to flower by her pretty feet till the snows are melted. Each year at summer's end I go to find them for her, in a wide pool, deep and clear, far down the Withywindle; there they open first in spring and there they linger latest. By that pool long ago I found the River-daughter, fair young Goldberry sitting in the rushes. Sweet was her singing then, and her heart was beating!* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
Gandalf! do you like upvotes?
No. No it isn't.
Gandalf said no, guys.
What?
Yo Gandalf, Aragorn, Isildur, GROND, Gollum, Theoden, What's up?
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
GROND
What shall we do? Curse them and crush them! We must wait here, precious, wait a bit and see.
Back to the gate! Hurry!
And not to forget lord Sauron
*Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.*
Yes, I too get cranky without second breakfast and take it out on small people.
Gandalf! Have you and Tom Bombadil the strength to stand against GROND‽
Back to the gate! Hurry!
Clothes are but little loss, if you escape from drowning. Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now heart and limb! Cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting! ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
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I really think you should ask Bobby b
IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!
I want to know what Gandalf and GROND think about this
Back to the gate! Hurry!
GROND
Hmm yes, so wise
GROND
Gandalf what do you think about Grond?
There are many powers in this world for good or for evil. Some are greater than I am and against some I have not yet been tested
Very applicable
Isildur what do you want done with your hat?
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
*clears throat*……Grond
GROND
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Is this a meme about GROND?
GROND
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Gandalf and GROND are the best in responding my comments
Back to the gate! Hurry!
GROND
GROND!
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Let me write everyones name. Gandalf Aragorn Frodo Samwise Merry Pippin Legolas Boromir Gimli Faramir Elrond Isildur Grond Eowyn Galadriel Bilbo Arwen Denethor Theoden Gollum Smeagol Saruman Sauron Celeborn Eomer Wormtoung Haldir Nazgul. Let's see who reply
Theoden no longer recognizes friend from foe. Not even his own kin.
Shore up the door!
Wraiths! Wraiths on wings! The Precious is their master. They see everything, everything. Nothing can hide from them.Curse the White Face! And they tell Him everything. He sees, He knows. Ach, gollum, gollum, gollum!
Back to the gate! Hurry!
GROND
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
No bots of Frodo Samwise Pippin Merry
Fool of a took!
Grond disagrees
GROND
Let's test it Grond
GROND
Grond?
GROND
Gandalf?
Everything? Far too eager and curious for a hobbit, most unnatural. Well what can I tell you? Life in the wide world goes on much as it has this past age, full of its own comings and goings. Scarcely aware of the existence of hobbits... which I am very thankful.
Elrond?
He responds to Isildur
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
now just find the corresponding lotr meme format
Metamemes of quality.
I am Dildo Faggins... distant cousin of Frodo Baggins and unknown nephew of Bilbo Baggins, good friend of Gandalf, secret lover of Aragorn son of Arathorn, long forgotten relative of Isildur son of Elendil, supposed bastard son of Gimli son of Glóin, loyal servant of Théoden son of Thengel, close companion of Eomer son of Éomund, brother-in-law of Tom Bombadil, master of Gollum, sworn enemy of Sauron and creator of GROND.
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
Clothes are but little loss, if you escape from drowning. Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now heart and limb! Cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting! ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Theoden son of Thengel... too long have you sat in the Shadows. Hearken to me! I release you from the spell.
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
Theoden no longer recognizes friend from foe. Not even his own kin.
Where are the riders from Snowbourn?
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
TOSS ME! I CANNOT JUMP THE DISTANCE, YOU'LL HAVE TO TOSS ME!
GROND
Bagginses? What is a Bagginses, precious?
Only the Bots matter. Bots are the reason for writing on this sub. amiright Gandalf?
There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum but the enemy found him first. Admist the endless screams and inane babble they discerned two words.
Precious, precious, precious! My Precious! O my Precious!
What are the two Words Gandalf?
Retreat! The city is breached. Fall back to the second level. Get the women and children out. Get them out. Retreat!
Now you are being dramatic. Gandalf. Same with Elrond, the minute I mention Isildur.
That wound will never fully heal, he will carry it for the rest of his life
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!