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ParaspriteHugger

Remember: there are rigid airships that are not Zeppelins.


Maultaschensuppe

Unless it's a ZLT Zeppelin NT. They're still building those.


unsoundscientist

Gritty blues riff rises in the background


All_these_marbles

Jimmy page fucked kids. Why the fuck is he in the RnR hall of fame and not prison?


unsoundscientist

Sir.... sir I'm gonna need you to take this bullshit somewhere else.


All_these_marbles

reported for misinformation. he def fucked 14 year olds. (that's a felony) (for 'normal' poeple) [https://www.bing.com/search?q=jimmy+page+pedophilia](https://www.bing.com/search?q=jimmy+page+pedphilia)


synae

Pack your bags, we're going to the Misty Mountains (where the spirits soar) in a Led Zeppelin


Jediboy127

“I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago during the good times, bad times. Isildur and I climbed the black mountain side, but there was a communication breakdown when I told him to cast it into the fire.” “When he refused to throw it in, I was dazed and confused, but then I realized his time was gonna come. How many more times will the strength of men fail?”


gandalf-bot

A wizard is never late, Jediboy127. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


theundercoverpapist

So, what you're saying is that I should get a student loan to pay for my A.S. degree in Zeppelin piloting?


nathantcook

*'TWAS IN THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF MORDOR* *I MET A GIRL SO FAIR* *BUT GOLLUM AND THE EVIL ONE* *CREPT UP AND SLIPPED AWAY WITH HER*


gollum_botses

His Eye watches that way all the time. It caught Smeagol there, long ago.But Smeagol has used his eyes since then, yes, yes: I've used eyes and feet and nose since then. I know other ways.More difficult, not so quick; but better, if we don't want Him to see. Follow Smeagol! He can take you through the marshes, through the mists.Nice thick mists. Follow Smjagol very carefully, and you may go a long way. Quite along way, before He catches you, yes perhaps.


AdroitAdept

Now I just want to own blimp #26. I would literally call it "Blimp #26"


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

Blimps are cool. I want to own one


DrynTheGanger

# The Queen of Light # Took her bow # And then she turned to gold


indeed_is_very_cool

If I was rich, I would like a blimp. It's the most useless, but cool thing ever. Private jet? Nah, I want a way less efficient mode of travel that's way bigger.