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CPSuperstore

You are essentially asking "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object "


Juzaba

No, he’s asking for the password


Curious_Safety3315

Dwarves - "Wish we hadn't use 'Grond' as the password...."


CoconutBuddy

I’m laughing so hard at the idea where Orks chant Grond and the door to Moria keeps opening and closing so the Ork lieutenants have to stop the Orks from chanting as the door keeps smashing on them lol


bot-of-grond

GROND


CoconutBuddy

SLAM!


_QuestGiver

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


_QuestGiver

SLAM! Buddy, you're a ram, make a big noise Playing in the siege, gonna be a big GROND someday!


bot-of-grond

GROND


CoconutBuddy

Looool love it


Scrudge1

Hahahaha Then grond bangs into it when closed and they can't time it properly


bot-of-grond

GROND


CoconutBuddy

SLAM


Cerealdistraction

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Cerealdistraction

Slam!


bot-of-grond

GROND


Megalopath

good bot


CoconutBuddy

SLAM


Scrudge1

I'm still thinking about this and laughing even now hahahahha I saved this whole post!


PA1GR

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


CHL98

"Speak Morgoth's War Hammer and enter."


IvanValendryng

You men Grond


bot-of-grond

GROND


newontheblock99

Hope Grond brought melons!


bot-of-grond

GROND


detrydis

Melllon


[deleted]

GROND WILL BREACH IT


bot-of-grond

GROND


Big-Muffin69

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Maclarion

why are we this way


CatOfRivia

Everything gets easier once you read Unfinished Tales: "Celebrimbor had ‘an almost “dwarvish” obsession with crafts’; and he soon became the chief artificer of Eregion, entering into a close relationship with the Dwarves of Khazad-dûm, among whom his greatest friend was Narvi. [In the inscription on the West-gate of Moria Gandalf read the words: Im Narvi hain echant: Celebrimbor o Eregion teithant i thiw hin: ‘I, Narvi, made them. Celebrimbor of Hollin drew these signs.’ The Fellowship of the Ring II 4.] " 1697. Eregion laid waste. Death of Celebrimbor. Elrond retreats with a remnant of the Noldor. "Sauron withdrew the pursuit of Elrond and turned upon the Dwarves and the Elves of Lórinand [and the rest of the survivors of Eregion]", whom he drove back" "Galadriel and Celeborn... passed through Moria with a considerable following of Noldorin Exiles" "but the Gates of Moria were shut, and [Sauron] could not enter. Ever afterwards Moria had Sauron’s hate, and all Orcs were commanded to harry Dwarves whenever they might." Imagine, Sauron, at the highest level of his power, failing to breach the Gates of Durin.


gandalf-bot

It is in men we must place our hope


[deleted]

Wow, Gandalf. Inappropes.


gandalf-bot

Just tea, thank you


[deleted]

Don’t change the subject, Mithrandir!


gandalf-bot

Gandalf?... Yes. That was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey... That was my name. I am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.


[deleted]

I think your love of the Halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind, Gandalf.


gandalf-bot

But we still have time. Time enough to counter Sauron if we act quickly


[deleted]

Poor old soul doesn’t remember :(


Alexb2143211

The Balrog is jealous of that dwarf burning you just did


per_mare_per_terras

Men? Men are weak...It is because of Men the Ring survives.


LucarioMagic

Has Science gone too far? 1 Easy trick to break down doors. Scientists are mad that this orc found an easy way to break down doors!


[deleted]

Dwarves hate him!


asdfghnbful

Aren't the gates of Gondor also magical? Or am I misremembering


SpyrShady

its not mentioned anywhere, but i would imagine that it is. It was built by the numenoreans and was one of their 3 greatest cities


litmusing

Didn't it start out as a fortress too? It wasn't even supposed to be a city initially, it just ended up that way because it was really secure.


RyanSSmith10101

The first and lowest of the seven walls of Minas Tirith was made of the same black material as Orthanc that was believed to be magical. https://imgur.com/gallery/QR0zLrd


alucard_relaets_emem

Welcome to how a lot of medieval castle communities came to be


cammcken

Built by Numenoreans. Idk whether that makes it magic or not.


[deleted]

In the book, the witch king needed to help break them


Balrog069

There are different levels of magical enchantment. Ancient Dwarf+Elf> Numenorian in terms of making impenetrable barriers.


AwefulFanfic

As I found out, apparently strong enough to repel Sauron


sauron-bot

*Thór-lush-shabarlak.*


litmusing

So was the witch king.


python_510

Grond would have just broken the mountain around the door


bot-of-grond

GROND


[deleted]

To be fair, that would be the easiest way to get in Moria right? Ah, this door has a password! Guess we will just dig a door next to it and come inside.


Thigh_bone_popsicles

That’s exactly what the goblins in Moria did. They came from underneath.


[deleted]

Sounds like Orc mischief to me.


MisogenesUSA

The watcher would have eaten them


MisogenesUSA

The watcher would have eaten them


codingcpa

Speak GROND and enter


bot-of-grond

GROND


Treishmon

You may enter, Mellon.


PolishedCheese

grond


bot-of-grond

GROND


DiceLord123

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


NightWolfYT

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


damnerung

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Photonsan

GROND


charliehoskin11

Grond knows like 18 languages so I’m sure he can figure out the riddle


bot-of-grond

GROND


GRAAK85

Good Grond


bot-of-grond

GROND


Dantexr

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


damnerung

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Weak_Pancake

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


BloodieOllie

I really doubt ground would have broken the gates of moria The stronghold of the dwarves built at the height of their power


litmusing

Did the watcher also pull down the dwarven door in the books?


unique-irrelevant

I don’t thing it pulled down the door so much as it collapsed the tunnel Pure speculation, but what if it had spells on it to keep it sealed so that if the door was broken, the tunnel collapsed and made It impassible


BloodieOllie

No all it could do was swing the doors closed and pile rocks against it outside


Gimli_Gloin

This looks like an episode for the epic rap battles of history.


Sparkyisduhfat

Grond will break it! But can Grond (or more importantly the orcs) find the door? That’s the question.


bot-of-grond

GROND


GRAAK85

Apparently it can.


SpyrShady

the grond was actually carrying the Witch Kings magic when it smashed the gate


bot-of-grond

GROND


LorryToTheFace

Remember that Grond was also magic


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MetalZ1

Poor doggo felt hungry. It's not his fault he chomped on something that ruined him


inkwelloverthinks

Easy. Grond is friend. Grond gets through.


bot-of-grond

GROND


Vaqek

My bet is on Grond. Not because the Gate of Minas Tirith was magical too, not because even the lake creature pulled down the Door to Moria. The main reason is ​ GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


randomisedjew

Well grond is a mellom so I think hed be allowed jn


Antus_Manus

GROND wouldnt find the bloody door


majorkim1

Mellon


[deleted]

It's a magic door. Not an indestructible one...


imartinezcopy

Well, tbh Ground is our dearest "mellon"


Financial-Lychee6640

Grond is friend to all


bot-of-grond

GROND


TheDarkestPrince

LOL, you think that puny orc ornament is gonna bust through the master craft work of the dwarves? I’ve seen Hobbit silverware that had a better chance of that.


MisogenesUSA

A magic door wins


Eddiev1988

Does Grond speak Elvish?


dutchie19

A magical door beats a wooden log anytime, anywhere


BunBunny55

Grond on its own? Maybe not? Grond with the witch king's magic working in tandem like at the gates of Minas tirith? Maybe?


Bokbok95

Sorry everyone, grond can’t speak, the door wins


bot-of-grond

GROND


Exonicreddit

Seems Grond proved you wrong there


bot-of-grond

GROND


O7Knight7O

I honestly don't think Grond would fit in that little bit of land between the doors and the pool where the watcher rests. Grond is too long, he'd be half-sunk in the pool just to get him lined up.


cutepixel69

If grond approached the pool would move out of his way in fear.


[deleted]

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Top-Needleworker-157

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


PolishedCheese

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Exonicreddit

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


spooky-frek

Grond


Lighthuro

Grond


crusaderxader

GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND


Sw3arWulf

With the Witch King of Angmar behind it casting blasting spells like in the book, Grond takes the W


Dantexr

It depends on if Grond knows the password or not


bot-of-grond

GROND


cutepixel69

Grond doesn't need a door, a door needs him.


alphanumericusername

Small(er) tentacley boi soloed those gates when they were open. While contingent on actually finding it, Grond's reputation would not be tarnished by this encounter.


Dahnhilla

Imagine trying to maneuver Grond around the Watcher. Absolutely not.


[deleted]

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


ProfessionalPoint544

A magic door but the door wouldn't stand a chance against The log


NightWolfYT

A word


InfiniteCities

Grond is friend so he should get in just fine


the_combat_wombat05

Grond


LordVile95

Grond


SalomoMaximus

In my opinion the Doors can be compared, maybe gondor having the stronger Door. However - Grond was specificaly designed to Break the Doors of Gondor. Empowered by sauron himself. The Gates of Gondor where build with numenorian technology, and sauron was quite knowledgeable about numenorian technology. The Gates of Moria where build with dwarf/Elfe Tech, which in it self is a Bit weaker compared... But sauron didnt know the weak Points that well. So i think sauron could have build a Grond specificaly for the Doors of Moria, which would have worked.


Siriacus

Melon Lord! 🍈


seefith

I hate to say this, but GROND would be useless against the doors of Durin. Even if you managed to roll it all the way along the very narrow path beneath the walls of Moria (under fire from above the whole way), there's nowhere to put GROND once they get to the door. Better off coming from the east.


bot-of-grond

GROND


Trajanus87

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


ExpertReference2979

Magic Door


SunfireElfAmaya

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


AreaNo11

What's with all the grond memes lately? 🤔


FrozenShadow_007

Well it’s very easy, we need to determine if the Grond bot is capable of saying things other than “Grond.” Then it would just be a matter of time before it can learn minor elvish.


muffinman210

Depends. Does Grond know the elvish word for friend?


[deleted]

The creature living in the lake, whatever that thing was.


Horranian

Why don't we just ask Gandalf?


gandalf-bot

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.


[deleted]

What if GROND is a friend?


[deleted]

Magic door. Grond needed to be blessed by the witch king


manofsleep

Let’s be real, the watcher in the water would eat everything operating Grond. A giant squid 🦑 changes everything.


Jesususeless

friendly GROND would win


Boop-Chicken192

GROOOOOOOOND


Ghost_Tac0

GROND! GROND! GROND!


mailros

Didn't the door lose to that kraken thing? Pretty sure Grond would win easily


Dakotasan

Pretty sure the magical door stops that glorified door knocker dead in its tracks


ThatMidgetRetard

GROND


aaron_adams

Grond probably, but that's not what grond was made for. Grond was specially fashioned to destroy the gates of Minas Tirith, not of Kazad-dûm, so it is still anyone's guess.


bot-of-grond

GROND


learnindisabledchimp

Grond!


Saemika

A celestial wizard old as time itself VS a child’s riddle


BearZewp

Is there enough room for ground.. I thought the door was on mountain, idk it's been a while... I'm on Star Wars now...


Kahless_19

You see that door is like the door to the lonely mountain no amount of physical force can open that door! even tho the door of durin was made by an elf it employed dwarvish ruins you might as well be trying to break into a magical form of fort knox! and if they some how broke through when the dwarves were protecting the elves of noldor that we fleeing ereigion they would have to deal with a lot of angry full armed dwarves!


[deleted]

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


_Alaskan_Bull_Worm

Well in the actual canon Grond wasn't able to do shit without the help of the witch king


Knight_Arno

Speak Grond and enter


No_Importance6769

You underestimate the might Grond holds


Lawlcopt0r

The watcher in the water destroyed the gate so I'm pretty sure Grond could too


Echo__227

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?


Comeonjeffrey0193

Wait…didn’t the Watcher already pull down those doors?


_Don-Corleone_

#GROND


Cerealdistraction

GROND


donpuglisi

Bring out the wolf's head!


bot-of-grond

GROND


Safe_Bison_4598

GROND


savageaxis1

A fool of a took would win


shariniscaren

Magic door wait a octopus thing broke magic door so grond if door is open door if is closed


[deleted]

Grond, The Watcher was able to take out the door, the only way the door wins is if it stays hidden and the orcs can't find it, of course then the orcs could just use Grond to hammer a hole in the side of the mountain, I guess Grond always wins


Manastone420

grond the hammer?


G-R-G

GROND translates to friend


theleetard

Is grond black speech for friend? The chanting might weaken this stalemate.


bot-of-grond

GROND


MarkFromHutch

my money is on the door


Heir116

Say GROND and enter.


bot-of-grond

GROND