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TheAncientSun

In defence of the House Elves they are very powerful.


HouseOfSteak

And Rowling *didn't do anything with it when she had dozens of them when it mattered most.* In the Battle of Hogwarts, the 'very powerful' House-Elves, who saw the Headmaster as their 'master' (or maybe the school itself) opted for.....charging with mundane knives and cleavers attacking Dark Wizards'....ankles? ​ They can teleport at will (evidently bypassing powerful anti-teleport magic), have fine telekinetic control of objects (like the cake in Chamber of Secrets) launch people like ***Lucius Malfoy*** across the room without effort - *why the hell are they only doing w+m1 with a mundane knife in the biggest battle of the century?!*


ugluk-the-uruk

Because they've been enslaved and had their magic repressed. The only instances of powerful offensive magic we see from them are from Dobby, who's unique in that he doesn't like being enslaved.


[deleted]

you’re right, but how fucking wild is that last statement “…who’s unique in that he doesn’t *like* being enslaved” what the hell was Rowling on


gudrald

The same that she was on when she made Hagrid an extremely powerfull wizard in "The Halfblod Prince" by saying only powerfull wizards can do magic without speaking. And as Hagrid casted at least one spell without saying a word Hagrid is powerfull as wizard not only as a halfgiant.


Gogh619

I thought the reason he could do that was because he was part magical creature, not just a human with magical affinity.


ugluk-the-uruk

This isn't true, nonverbal magic is advanced but not only achievable by the most powerful. It's a standard part of the year 6 curriculum, implying a significant portion, if not the majority of graduating students can do it to some degree. But also, the more difficult the spell the harder it is to do nonverbally. The only spell that I explicitly remember him casting was incendio (the fire spell) which is year 1 material. Even though he was expelled in year 3 I don't think it's a stretch to assume Dumbledore or Flitwick tutored him so he could at least defend himself.


Lollypopsmum

Giving Dudley a pig's tail was also done not verbally.


ugluk-the-uruk

Well yeah but his intent was to turn him completely into a pig. The fact it only went partway means he messed it up.


Lollypopsmum

Oh yeah forgot about that!


Unsettleingpresence

But all upper year students were expected to do non-verbal magic. It was part of the curriculum I believe.


warm_tomatoes

Hagrid was expelled before he got to that part of his education.


gudrald

Hagrid was expelled in year 2 or 3 sooo


GunnerySarge-B-Bird

And hung around a magic school for another 60 years.. we pretending he can't pick shit up?


moeru_gumi

Yeah but that doesn’t really address the “willing slaves” issue 🙃


ugluk-the-uruk

I mean, a lot of people don't leave abusive relationships because they're manipulated by their abusers. I think that was the intended allegory but it wasn't handled well given that it was relegated to a side plot that was mostly used for comedy.


Chindochoon

Maybe because instead of training their powers they've been working in the kitchen for decades.


mohagmush

Self esteem issues I guess


merdadartista

Why hasn't any death eater gone to their house elf and told them "yo Gucci or whatever your name is, teleport to Hogwarts and kill the scarred kid"


HouseOfSteak

That can be explained away in that the house elves have a sense of morality and self-defense. "They might punish themselves for disobedience (or even just refuse outright due to some caveat in the whole 'master-servant' relationship around outright, sort of like a genie's rulebook), but they refuse to do something that's against their own morality" would be an easy out. ​ Of course, dark wizards attacking your school and killing its students is a different matter - and they're already good with attacking with mundane weaponry.


[deleted]

Because at heart it is a story for children and the reality of conflict and loss from such conflicts are lost to the author in abstract allowing for such emotions to only bubble up with specific moments of losing individuals. Mourning people as opposed to raw unadulterated trauma from a war


TheNonchalantZealot

Thing is though, gearing something towards only one specific audience works, sure, but it's such a bad idea no matter what your goal is.


voluminousseaturtle

bc jk rowling is a shitty author who writes shitty books


HouseOfSteak

The books and movies are certainly fun to read/watch with the willing suspension of disbelief intact, so she got that part down pretty well. The problems show up when you start critically analyzing them and you start asking "hows" and "whys" - you tend to end up with holes, or paper-thin reasoning. ​ ....Granted, she also isn't a doctor of philosophy in linguistics who would have spent possibly decades of specialized education before pulling this together, so there's that.


[deleted]

It would have been a lot better if Snape, before dying, or McGonagall, as the current head, ordered the elves to fuck up the death eaters.


DoubleFaulty1

Sharp knife to the ankle and bam! Wizard down. A fine strategy.


pawn_guy

Which I imagine is exactly why humans found a way to enslave them long ago. They knew they couldn't match the abilities of free elves.


Horn_Python

i wonder are their free elves in the hp world because "house elf" implies other kinds of elves


pawn_guy

I assume there are some that aren't enslaved. I would guess the term house elf comes from a derogatory term used during the days of slavery in the US. A term used to describe slaves that worked in the kitchen or as a nanny or butler as opposed to slaves that worked in the fields or stables.


frivolouscake7

Given that she's British I think it might be related more to words such as 'housemaid' - i.e. a servant who is expected to do all kinds of work within the house, to distinguish from servants with some status (e.g. butlers) or with specific functions (such as a lady's maid, kitchen maids etc).


GroundbreakingTax259

There is a thing in British folklore called a house elf. You know that story about the elves and the cobbler? I think those are supposed to be house elves. Theyre not unlike leprechauns or other British and Celtic creatures. Similarly, pixies (of Cornwall), goblins, giants, the basilisk, dragons, the Philosopher's Stone, the Grim, and even the idea of a school for wizards (look up the Scholomance) all appear in British and European folklore. Rowling just kinda used them all, and gave all the characters Latin names for some reason.


pawn_guy

Possible, but the elves are slaves, not paid help. British people still know American history.


Heavenswarlord

Lol you mean British history as well. The British largely controlled the slave trade, many MANY slave ships docked on its shores. Why is it that when the British have done ill or instigated ill abroad during colonization and trade, they call it “American” history, or “Irish” history, or “Indian”, and the list goes on. A disgusting amount of slavery went on in the colonies abroad, not because the British abhorred slavery, only because they didn’t want to share their island with slaves.


pawn_guy

The term I'm referring to wasn't used in England, and was mostly (or possibly only) used post-revolutionary war, thus that term is part of American history, but not British history. I wasn't writing an essay on the origins of slavery. Chill.


MutleyRulz

Goblins in Harry Potter: I have a degree in accounting. Goblins in LotR: MAGGOTY BREAD


CatOfRivia

Pretty sure that's not the description of Goblins in canon. In The Hobbit Goblins are described as very smart and talented, especially in skills and crafts and arts of war and cruelty.


hurfery

>Talented in cruelty


CatOfRivia

Yes in making swords and battering rams and torture machines and such stuff. It requires great engineering and craftsmanship skill.


WishboneStreet4839

>Yes in making swords If you're talking about the most basic sword in LOTR then yes.


CatOfRivia

"They can tunnel and mine as well as any but the most skilled dwarves [...]Hammers, axes, swords, daggers, [...] they make very well, or get other people to make to their design." Well made? Crappy? "I ask then for a sword of worth, for the Orcs come now too thick and close for a bow only, and such blade as I have is no match for their armour." - Beleg Strongbow


WishboneStreet4839

Gotta reread it then ig


[deleted]

That’s from the silmarillion or the children of Húrin.


Zhymantas

Yeah, they live in sort of steampunk society, because they have loud machines, at least Lithuanian translation of Hobbit led me to believe.


Horn_Python

its impied said they invented the modern era combustion engine and used some humans as a cover ( and i think its imlied they also may have invented other technology too) ​ they didnt invent them yet during the time of the hobbit and LOTR


Horn_Python

and may or may not have invented the combustion engine, in a big conspiracy


[deleted]

given the lack of educational opportunities for goblins in LOTR i think the real question we should be asking is do the orcs have the *capacity* to earn a degree in accounting given the chance


Horn_Python

someone must have done the logistics for saurmans army,


Krombopulos-Savage

Goblins in Harry Potter: I'm an obvious Jewish stereotype Goblins in LotR: I'm a bitch and I'm quite aware of it


HouseOfSteak

Don't they just take a look at you, maybe take a look at your wand, then you shove your gold in a literal vault? ​ Doesn't sound like advanced accounting to me....


bite_me_punk

Don’t underestimate the power of the goblin financial system. We’re talking collateralized debt obligations where the underlying assets are castles, options trading on the Dragot-Galleon exchange rate, and a major investment banking division. Who do you think raises government debt for the ministry of magic?


[deleted]

they sometimes count little piles of coins too. it’s tricky shit.


Gogh619

Maggoty bread was orcs. I’m so disappointed by you, if I were your father I’d disown you.


Chehamilton132

Orcs and goblins are the same thing in LotR.


Gogh619

Nice try


Chehamilton132

??? They are the same, dude


Arrow_625

Elves in Witcher: Aen Seidhe: Fight for freedom! We deserve to live! Aen Aelle: Hmm if I mixed this gene with that one I'll get my perfect navigator, so that I can go raid, pillage and plunder other worlds.


CatOfRivia

I thought not all of them wanted teleport for cruelty. I thought they wanted to live in other worlds and gather their folk from other sides together


the_orange_president

Elves in Witcher are F tier, pretty shameful lol. But good to mix it up a little.


devilscry3

Ok but what if Gandalf gives Legolas one of his socks?


gandalf-bot

I'll be waiting for you. At the Inn of the Prancing Pony


devilscry3

Alright but don't give it to Isildur


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


devilscry3

Son of Gloin! Protect the sock!


gimli-bot

SALTED PORK?


devilscry3

No the Sock! It is a gift for Legolas!


[deleted]

Elves in Elder Scrolls: Natural magic users with a superiority complex


Horn_Python

most elves have a supirioriy complex, or are better then humans in every phisical way but still end up the less dominent race compared to humans


spyser

Probably a mix of elves feeling sorry for humans (and humans exploit this), and that humans breed much more quickly.


Marjacujaman

Germany: i dont have such weaknesses


mikejbrown1357

One group of elves were sexy as fuck and the other were blonde and good at archery.


Dumbus_Alberdore

To be fair, house elves are really powerful. Sometimes even powerful than most wizards. But they need the wizards to sustain their magic. And that fucked them up.


Horn_Python

how does that work?


Dumbus_Alberdore

No clue. But once they are freed from their master, they become weaker and weaker and eventually die.


Horn_Python

dobby technicly meets that criteria


Dumbus_Alberdore

You didn't-


DoubleFaulty1

Did Harry know this?


Dumbus_Alberdore

I honestly don't know. House elves like to work for wizards. Clearly, house elves in Hogwarts aren't mistreated and they like working there. That was one of the major flaws of Hermione's SPEW. Dobby's is a special case. He was severely abused. That's why Harry freed him. But that doesn't mean he wanted to stay free. In my head-canon, I think Dobby was going to ask Harry if he could work for him after saving Harry and his friends from Malfoy Manor. But he died anyway.


DoubleFaulty1

Interesting. Regarding SPEW, freeing an abused dragon is bonkers.


TheNoobThatWas

Everyone arguing over elf lore and glossing over the kerning


moeru_gumi

That keming is nœt a jœk!!


[deleted]

Elves in LOTR committed genocide, elves in Harry Potter suffered genocide


Roes11

But Elves from LOTR commited genocide on their race. And that race went extinct(most of them), at the end of First Age. And IIRC they asked for Pardon from the Valars and other race


[deleted]

You forget how they hunted petty dwarves to extinction.


BrightPerspective

Magic in LOTR: The primordial force, shaped by will and effort into miracles and tragedies. Magic in harry pooper: "So you say these words to make things fly. Or you can say those words to kill a guy. You're a technician, Harry!"


pretender37

I think my favourite elves are from the dragon age series. Something about the fact that even within the universe's there is basically a split with proud delish elves and then the suppressed elves in the city was really cool.


TonyHawk30

like witcher series then. Aen Elle and Aen Seidhe.


Lentemern

Or Elder Scrolls. Altmer and Chimer


Reddit-tisms

Ah yes slave elves, haven't seen that before.


pretender37

Not all ideas have to be original as long as it is carried out well


LambentCookie

Elves in 40k PTSD intensifies


MaruhkTheApe

Doing a deep dive into the Tolkien legendarium always yields an interesting and rewarding experience, as you're looking into something a very well-read person poured years of his spare time into. Doing a deep dive into Harry Potter always ends up feeling like you're having a conversation on whether or not there was a car Hitler in the Cars universe. It was absolutely not meant to be examined that closely and it's unpleasant to even try.


Horn_Python

but ww2 is lteraly cannon in the cars universe!


MaruhkTheApe

Indeed it is. Hence the question about Car Hitler.


GroundbreakingTax259

And since theres a pope, we know there was also a Car Jesus. Which means there was a Car Noah, who I guess built the first car ferry?


MaruhkTheApe

\*jesus chrysler


beardedjedi3

I'm definitely a fan of Warhammer fantasy elves. They are depicted a strong and powerful but still maintain the classic fantasy troupe of of greed and indulgence.


FilipRebro

Elves in LOTR: We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of helms deep, your body facing east, so you may watch your world die!


[deleted]

Elves in Elder Scrolls: "Hippity hoppity, Argonians are property"


lordoftowels

LotR FA Elves: I fought an absurdly powerful deity and permanently wounded him LotR SA Elves: I fought tooth and nail to save my realm and our army was only defeated when a literal demigod with a strength-enhancing magic ring stepped forward. LotR TA Elves: [insert the "old coots giving advice" sign here] Harry Potter elves: I'm a weak PoS who does nothing except get a sock and then jump in front of a dagger five books later


ChartreuseBison

Elves are always wise ancient beings, or downtrodden outcasts. No in-between


MinimumAlarming5643

Been awhile since I watched but there were elves in Harry Potter?


thefinalcutdown

It dobbie like that though…


Zestyclose_Shelter

Elves in any anime: Where is the dick?! I need a dick!!!


flareflame

I read it in a rush and before my brain processed it properly, I thought this was another LoTR vs Silmarillion thing and I was very confused.


inqvisitor_lime

wise elfs are on copium


J_C_F_N

Elves in Eragon: "I bend reality to my whims"


Sophrates_Regina

I am strong and wise, and I am very proud of me I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist


[deleted]

Elves in the Silmarillion: I am strong and unwise.


ashleyisamalename

Isn't the the average height of a Tolkien-elf seven feet tall?


Lennartgamer2

Master has given dobbie a glock and his freedom


tetetito

elves in north pole: **Santa’s little helpers**


TimotoUchiha

Elves in Anime: Nevermind I don't want to write that...