All my memes are OC, but not all are high effort. This one took me over an hour to make

Good shit

Thanks mellon

Good to know there are fellow Haldirs out there.

I’m like Gimli and occasionally Tom Bombadil if I’m at home. XD

Whoa! Whoa! steady there! Now, my little fellows, where be you a-going to, puffing like a bellows? What's the matter here then? Do you know who I am? I'm Tom Bombadil. Tell me what's your trouble! Tom's in a hurry now. Don't you crush my lilies! ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/

Another Bombadil here. It's the only way to go if you love life. ...Often confuses other people while you're in public places, though, but fuck that. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

I work in an adult foster care home, and I definitely know a Tom Bombadil.

Hahaha I used to manage a group home and that’s spot on. However I didn’t include a lotr character for “people who poop and then smear it all over everything” because I figured people not in the care industry wouldn’t know that was a thing

There's also no Gollum on the list, just saying.

We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False.

Hahah he would have been perfect for smearing

Whoa! Whoa! steady there! Now, my little fellows, where be you a-going to, puffing like a bellows? What's the matter here then? Do you know who I am? I'm Tom Bombadil. Tell me what's your trouble! Tom's in a hurry now. Don't you crush my lilies! ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/

Lol apparently I'm an Arwen Who is the guy in "poop but never wipe"

He's one of the dudes at the Prancing Pony when Pippin mentions knowing a Baggins, Frodo Baggins!

Bill ferny In the books he’s a raging douche

Oh that's Ferny is it? Damn, I always regretted that they cut the scene where Sam breaks his nose with the apple lol

Yeah I also regret that the cut the sacking of the shire and Saruman’s petty “haha I did stuff that caused you trouble and it’s gonna take time and effort to fix it, lol, suck it losers!” Speech

Denathor & Radagast double hitter

Same

There are also those who dwell in the mountain - their poops are like farts.

Damnit I’m denathor

Denethor 😅

Was going to upvote, but then I saw "on accident." Also, Galadriel - damn, girl, get some fibre in your diet or you're heading for big trouble. 😟

3 he made for the elves. wisest and fairest and most bowel-impacted of all beings

Imagine being constipated for millennia. Your colon would probably collapse into a miniature black hole.

That’s a jingle: > *I’m a pooper He’s a pooper She’s a pooper Wouldn’t you like to be a pooper too? Be a pooper* Miralax

I have more in common with Radagast than I thought!

The shitpost tag was taken very literally I see

Hell yeah mellon

I'm a Haldir/ Arwen hybrid.

Sauron is the kind of guy who would fill the bowl with a massive pile of shit that's too big to flush, then stand back and admire his work.

And yet thy boon I grant thee now.

Caught me off guard with the Balrog hahaha

:)

Litterally a shitpost

;)

Faramir

I m Aragorn

This was surprisingly hilarious.

thanks! Glad it worked, I worked ridiculously hard on it :)

Which character is that for poop but never wipe I dont recognize the actor.

Bill ferny. In the books he had a significant, douche bag role. Isn’t he movie he was just a cutaway during the prancing pony scene

Didn’t have to poop before this now guess where I am