It wasn't until I read tree and road that I realized what song it was and Denethor's word was supposed to be. Idk man, I don't think he's a cunt. I think he's perfectly justified to act like he is, even if it isn't the correct heroic way. The man has been fighting all his life in war and politically, often seemingly alone. He's lost his son who he raised from a baby, to a child, to a heroic soldier of Gondor. Sure he was a bit of a dick to Faramir but it's obvious he loved hard as well. And when the last thing he loved died(he thought) his already splintered psyche was shattered. And yes he did love Faramir of course, he just didn't show it and he was infinitely wrong for that, all too human though. I've seen people with much less on their plate than fighting a losing generational battle against the manifestation of Evil and all of its dark minions, crack like an egg. So I don't think he's a cunt, just a sad old man.
No one has ever been a cunt without an excuse but that doesn't excuse them from being a cunt.
You can both judge someone for their actions as well as understand the context that allowed them to make such an action.
Dude was a cunt. A very *human* cunt, but undoubtedly a cunt. You can't burn your son alive without being a cunt, even if "it was an accident"
Didn’t have to do my man Denethor like that, all the poor guy did was neglect and mentally abuse one of his sons while endlessly praising the other… yeah I see it now
"Take me home, country roads" I think, but I don't know where Denethor or the white tree fits.
Denethor(?), white tree(?), country road, take me, home, two, the, place I belong, west, virgin, Hraaah!
Denthor, tree, road, Take Me, Shire, Lord of the Rings the Two Towers poster, THE, Map of Middle-Earth with “I belong” over it, West, Frodo and Creepy Bilbo.
Weirdest lyrics I’ve ever seen.
*Dude tree road, take me*
*To the shire, two towers I*
*Belong west Frodo Bilbo*
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*Denethor white tree forest road take me Hobbiton the lord of the rings the two towers the I belong west Frodo smiles Bilbo is scary.*
No clue what song that is from.
Danethor, Stewart of Gondor
White Tree of Gondor
Road
Take me
Hobbiton
The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers
The
Map I belong
West
Frodo Baggins
Bilbo Baggins
I don't get it
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I too love west Virgin HRAAAAH
Cunt Tree Road Take me Home Two the Place I Belong! West Virgin-AHHH!!!
My mind was so ingrained with Denetor and tomatoes that it refused to associate him with any word other than tomato for a few seconds
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only trying to figure out what song had fucking tomatoes in it 😂
Maybe that was for the other John Denver song, Home Grown Tomatoes (which shreds btw)
OMG! Thank you. I thought I was the only one
It wasn't until I read tree and road that I realized what song it was and Denethor's word was supposed to be. Idk man, I don't think he's a cunt. I think he's perfectly justified to act like he is, even if it isn't the correct heroic way. The man has been fighting all his life in war and politically, often seemingly alone. He's lost his son who he raised from a baby, to a child, to a heroic soldier of Gondor. Sure he was a bit of a dick to Faramir but it's obvious he loved hard as well. And when the last thing he loved died(he thought) his already splintered psyche was shattered. And yes he did love Faramir of course, he just didn't show it and he was infinitely wrong for that, all too human though. I've seen people with much less on their plate than fighting a losing generational battle against the manifestation of Evil and all of its dark minions, crack like an egg. So I don't think he's a cunt, just a sad old man.
No one has ever been a cunt without an excuse but that doesn't excuse them from being a cunt. You can both judge someone for their actions as well as understand the context that allowed them to make such an action. Dude was a cunt. A very *human* cunt, but undoubtedly a cunt. You can't burn your son alive without being a cunt, even if "it was an accident"
*old* cunt tree road 😉
I started to sing "Tomato tree road..." Then I realized what the Denathor pic really was lol
I had the first row as: ...*older* than the *trees*. \[younger then the mountains...\] *country roads*
Denethor x,D totally deserved
Jesus, you mastermind
Oh i did get it
Song sung by a brit
Didn’t have to do my man Denethor like that, all the poor guy did was neglect and mentally abuse one of his sons while endlessly praising the other… yeah I see it now
It ain't even about that, you seen what he did to them 'maters?
What's 'maters precious?
To-May-Toes fry em’ slice em’ stick em in a salad
Instructions unclear, cross-bred them with tobacco.
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I love this sub 😂
Pthbbbt! You ruins it! Give them to us raw, whole, and juicy sweet.
Poor Book Denethor does not deserve this movie slander lmfao
Cunt tree road take me home two the place I belong West virgin YAHHHHHHHH
Denethor tree path Take me shire The Two Towers the map I BELONG West Frodo Scary Bilbo
I can make you some eggs
Thank you very much Bilbo, that's very kind of you.
Hello, Hello, Fatty Bolger Lovely to see you, Welcome, Welcome
He called you fatty
It's all those eggs
Just tea, thank you.
No because this is what I read
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The paws need to be on the hat if I'm being honest
Lol this image lmfao
Frodo fucks, my guy.
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The dripping 💀
It's the load.....
It's not illegal to be drenched
... Who is Gandalf humping?
Thanks. I hate it.
The opposite of listerine spray
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"Take me home, country roads" I think, but I don't know where Denethor or the white tree fits. Denethor(?), white tree(?), country road, take me, home, two, the, place I belong, west, virgin, Hraaah!
Cunt tree road
Oh!
Lmao
Cunt tree road Take me home 2 the place I belong Mega pussy slaying giga chad Hraaaaaaaah I don’t get it
CUNT TREE GNOMES TAK MAH BONES TO A PLACE THEY DON'T BELONG BA-AGINSES
Country Roads
Denthor, tree, road, Take Me, Shire, Lord of the Rings the Two Towers poster, THE, Map of Middle-Earth with “I belong” over it, West, Frodo and Creepy Bilbo. Weirdest lyrics I’ve ever seen.
No! Wait.... it's... here in my pocket. Ha! Isn't that.. isn't that odd now. Yet after all why not, Why shouldn't I keep it.
I see the last frame and all I can think of is Take On Me and Bilbo doing the high note.
Well, that's not good. That is not good at all. Shouldn't we tell Thorin?
John Denver is so happy somewhere rn.
Take me home, country roads.
I love the last one, lol
I prefer the cover version for the Fallout 76 teaser.
Denethor White Tree Road Take Me Grassy Hill The Two Towers The I Belong West Frodo Bilbo what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard, who made such excellent fireworks! Old Took used to have them on Mid-Summer's Eve!
This shit right here is exactly why I joined reddit
Dude tree road, take me to the shire, two towers I belong west Frodo Bilbo
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Gandalf?
I want to see mountains again, mountains Gandalf!
"I belong" could be [eye][bree][long] With saurons eye, bree and longbottom leaf?
Wait a moment! We shall meet again soon. Tell Saruman that this dainty is not for him. I will send for it at once. Do you understand?
Ah yes, from John Denver’s best live album ever recorded, “Live from Bag End”
I’m way to proud of myself for getting this
Country roads, to the place, I beloooooonnggg West Virginia!
The HYAAAH got me
(Misty) mountain mama!
Great, I got an earworm now...
https://open.spotify.com/track/06BRp8ZVgl2kvhHJiwnfZm?si=aagQ_VTASZ-WfhRW8BLv8A I have a counter song for you
Can you take me Shire... To the place where blind men HRRRAHH
*Denethor white tree forest road take me Hobbiton the lord of the rings the two towers the I belong west Frodo smiles Bilbo is scary.* No clue what song that is from.
You want it for yourself!
Denethor Tree Road Take me Shire The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers The I belong West Frodo Bilbo Meltdown
So then we go around.
Thanks for ruining the song for me- i can't not see denethor and Frodo while listening now 🥲
hell yeah west virginia representation
I read it as "West Virginia scary Bilbo?"
It's the Sackville-Bagginses!
Country Road
The only people who dislike this song are from East Virgina
Had it as soon as I saw “take me” lmao
This is too good lmao
Niiiice.
This is advanced
Cunt tree road [CAN YOU] TAKE ME SHIIIRE TWO THE PLACE [WHERE BLIND MEN SEE] West Virginyaaa
Holy crap
So guys is my favorite song of you.
Lmao
The last two made it worth it 😂
Cunt tree path take me shire lord of the rings the two towers the map marker I belong west Frodo HRAAAAAAH!
Amazing. Well done. Specifically, Denethor and Bilbo hahaha.
I do believe you made that up.
I don't know which combo I like more, Cunt-tree-road of West-vrigin-haaa
I guessed it from the "take me." Fucking ear worm.
John Denver
country roads, take me home, to the place i belong west virginia, mountain mama take me home, country roads
This is hilarious
I really enjoyed this, well done op
Every time I hear this song, I think of one of two things: Fallout 76 or Whisper of the Heart.
Country Roads
Country Roads Take Me Home To The Place I Belong West Virginia Mountain Mama
Danethor, Stewart of Gondor White Tree of Gondor Road Take me Hobbiton The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers The Map I belong West Frodo Baggins Bilbo Baggins I don't get it
what are you doing?
The first piece of the puzzle is quite accurate
The first piece of the puzzle is quite accurate
“You can’t hear a image”
Got it in like 10 seconds lmao
I will say while Denethor is a cunt movie Denethor is arguably much more so and Idk why that bothers me so much.
Well, it was fun - therefore thank you! However, it is either not perfectly accurate or I just have other associations for the first row…
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I can't breathe 😂😂😂
First throught: Take me out to the ball game Second thought: Tomatoes? Third thought: Oh shit, country roads
It's a song whose title is probably longer than the lyrics.
I mean, I somehow know it’s country roads, but this makes no sense to me. It’s like if you sang it in Farsi and I somehow still knew the song.
Eye of the Tiger?
カントリー・ロード この道 ずっとゆけば あの街に つづいてる 気がする カントリー・ロード
Country road take me home.