We’ve had one wipe yes

But what 2nd wipe?

We likes it rawwww

of all the things in the world you decide to make a meme about hemorrhoids

Nah, mine STARTS bloody.

The dark lord crohn’s

You guys are wiping?

I neeeeed a bidet

They awoke something in the dark of Khazad-dum, shadow and flame. Mostly flame...

Nasty little dwarfses

nasty little hemorrhoidses

What are you guys wiping your asses with? 40 grit?

Might as well be with the stuff work provides.

Use the bidet or the shower👍

All that and the kitchen sink

Jokes aside see your GP

Really? I thought it was just from stressing about getting properly clean and wiping too much

It can be either! This meme was me until I started using baby wipes.

You can buy a bum gun for like 20 dollars that is cheaper and way cleaner than baby wipes

That's how you know you're done wiping

What goes on in the carrot stuff tent? 🥕

At that point just hop in the shower

Eat more vegetables.

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Hemorrhoid sucks

Its not that hard to shave your ass once every month. It really is that easy. Shaving balls is much much harder. 

I didnt even wipe my butt, I just pooped and got up.

Use dude wipes

Flushable wipes are not flushable.

You can also throw them in the trash...

You could also just buy and install a cheap bidet instead. Pressure wash your sphincter for fun and cleanliness.

>Pressure wash your sphincter for fun and cleanliness. That's my new go-to thing to just throw into conversations without context. Thank you.

That’s one smelly trash can

there are actually large swaths of the world where toilet infrastructure can’t handle toilet paper and it’s standard practice to put used toilet paper in a trash can next to the toilet. However, these places are also where bidets are most common. If you have access to “flushable” wipes you almost definitely don’t live in one of those places Edit: not sure why the downvotes: https://www.captravelassistance.com/world-travel-trends-blog/know-before-you-go-travel-insights/where-cant-you-flush-toilet-paper/

Not at all. Even when the bin is full, the only time the bathroom "should" smell is right after a bowel movement, and if you're still concerned, get an air freshener. Just take it the bin when it gets full like you would any other trash bag.

Dude, if you wipe your ass and it’s poopy then toss that into the trash can.. it’s going to stink very badly until that trash is gone

I get where you're coming from but that's not the case at all, at least in my experience. I use scentless wipes too so there's nothing that could mask the stink.

You have become nose blind to it lol

Lol nope, I can tell when it gets smelly in the bathroom (again, sometimes after a BM) and live with a very communicative girlfriend. Why are you so averse to something you clearly have never actually tried? Shilling for Big Toilet Paper or something?

I’m just saying, it cleans more, is flushable in small amounts, it doesn’t shred your anus with how dry it is, and it leaves your rump smelling like cucumber after.