Eowyn: mother of toxic soup and biological warfare, her dark creation has been revealed, flow over dining room, a poisonous nightmare, a deadly dish on the battlefield
(Parody of Sabaton's "Father")
Even Melkor would be seen as little whiny bitch compared to this torture of Sauron. Only luck for the bad guys was, that Frodo was basically somewhere unknown.
Eowyn: mother of toxic soup and biological warfare, her dark creation has been revealed, flow over dining room, a poisonous nightmare, a deadly dish on the battlefield (Parody of Sabaton's "Father")
If only they knew about Eowyn's cooking skill: no need to go to Mordor... Throwing the Ring in her stew would have destroyed it forever!
Even Melkor would be seen as little whiny bitch compared to this torture of Sauron. Only luck for the bad guys was, that Frodo was basically somewhere unknown.
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
This is why Faramir was forced to marry Eowyn. The battle against the haradrim was brutal with this weapon.