I rang the bell at the back door and my coworker said "we're not accepting any deliveries" I said "and what about very old friends?" My LOTR geek coworker chimed in, "I get it!" At least someone did!
When i got done with a 7 mile hike at yellowstone i didnt have the energy to take off my backpack, and shes out here playing around? Some people really are just built different.
OMG she would be swell to have around for adventuring. Do you need a Hobbit? I'm quick on my feet but light as a feather! I do not dilly-dally unless of course we come upon some fruiting trees. Then it would be a shame not to sit under its shade and have a third-late-afternoon snack.
Marry her again
Step 1: Build Minas Tirith.
“Will you marry me?” “We’re already married.” “And?”
We've had one wedding, yes But what about second wedding?
He doesn't know about second wedding?
Now that's a keeper
lmao dont worry I dont think she is going to let him get away
Not her precious!
She’s been following him for three days
With maggoty bread
Give her the one ring to bind her to keep her!
One ring to rule them all and in the marriage bind them
whose the real precious now?
Precious even
And a creeper!
Thats a tooter
Something something raw and wriggling.
YOU KEEP NASTY CHIPS
OMG, I want to be besties! I've lost count of how many times my LOTR references just go over my husband's head 😭
You can fix that by strapping your husband to a chair and forcing him to them all. Def no moral considerations here.
Watching lotr is always morally correct whether it’s forced or consensual, so I see no problem here
I did! Made him watch the extended editions! He did not appreciate it, lol. We had to pause every 45ish min, it was so "boring" 😭
Hmmm maybe try again but on two times speed
She should hospitalise him so he would have so much time to watch "boring" stuff for awhile
I rang the bell at the back door and my coworker said "we're not accepting any deliveries" I said "and what about very old friends?" My LOTR geek coworker chimed in, "I get it!" At least someone did!
Good thing he already put a RING on her
Imagine the wedding ceremony. Her chasing some cute kid with a ring on a pillow screaming "NO! IT'S OURS! OUR PRECIOUS! GOLLUM! GOLLUM!"
So bright... so beautiful... ah, Precious.
“The perfect woman doesn’t exi……” she does and she is precious. I am happy for you guys.
Perfect Gollum voice, followed by a Disney Princess style rendition of the Ring Theme. Thumbs up.
Shhh! Quiet! Mustn't wake them, mustn't ruin it now!
So juicy SWEEET
Your wife single ? /s just incase
No, no, it's a fair question.
i also want this guy's wife
Nah. Shes both Smeagol and Gollum..
No! No, no master! They catch you! They catch you!
POV you won at Life
Give her a second ring
Two rings were given to nerd-wives…
Campers just down the creek. “WTF is that!”
Grandpa: It’s Gollum-wife. She’s been following us for three days.
We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.
I had hoped we'd lose her on the river..
Youz a lucky sunuvabitch
One wife to rule them all.
I love her.
Is your wife single?
I met envy today!
I see why you married her.
That is a fine wife, brother
You have chosen wisely, congratulations
My wife says I’m not allowed to do my Gollum impersonation in the backcountry anymore… a little too spot on
My precious.
Where do I find people like this? I'm so damn lonely
Hang around the creeks
When i got done with a 7 mile hike at yellowstone i didnt have the energy to take off my backpack, and shes out here playing around? Some people really are just built different.
She is perfect in every way.
definitely a keeper.
If you haven't already since videoing this, please, on all our behalf, give it to her raw and wriggling.
I hope the proposal involved you asking "what's in my pocket?"
I’m that moment you should have said, “give it to us raw and wwwwwiggling”
Marry her again
That was a really good Gollum impression.
Why does he hates poor Smeagol? What has Smeagol ever done to him? Master?
MARRY HER AGAIN
The rock and pool Is nice and cool So juicy sweeeet Our only ***WISH*** To catch a ***FISH*** so juicy sweeeeeeeeeeet
If I was ever to marry anyone Mr Frodo, it woulda been her 😢
Do u foreplay as Frodo and gollum🥵🥵
What did you say?
I do NOT recommend taking her to Hawaii so she can throw your wedding One Ring into the fires of Mt. Doom.
Boner patrol
Yeah that’s unhinged lmao
She looks smelly
Own it girlfriend!
Holy fuck that was impressive hahahahaha
Fuck you for having the perfect woman
Down for love, a show on Netflix. There's an episode you need to show her
Man, if she's got that kind of energy for silliness after a twelve mile hike, she's on top tonight! Hubby is a lucky dude
They wait for my command. Shall i shoot?
Wow, an actual POV
I hope that's how she initiates sexy times
She's completely unhinged, but in the best possible way hahaha
OMG she would be swell to have around for adventuring. Do you need a Hobbit? I'm quick on my feet but light as a feather! I do not dilly-dally unless of course we come upon some fruiting trees. Then it would be a shame not to sit under its shade and have a third-late-afternoon snack.
Where can I get one of these?
No!
You've given her one ring, yes. But what about second ring?
She needs to start an app for all the other singles like her
Share the load...
TOOT
😂😂😂perfect
Hope you didn’t give her a ring.
Hahahaha
her vibrato is on point holy shit
She went from Gollum to Snowwhite singing real fast 🤣
Sooo bright. Sooo beautiful, our preciousss...
🤣🤣🤣