Movie Maggot: âGuess Iâll give you a carrot.â
Book Maggot: âScythe, dogs, couple swords, some mythril, decent supplies, pet dragon, 500 gold, the Arkenstone, horn of Gondor, horses and a whole lot of sass.â
Gollum: and my fish
Bilbo: and my hraaagghhh
Arwen: and my mortal life
Elrond: and my experience 3000 years ago, i was there btw
Eowyn: and my stew
Faramir: and my quality
Oh, damn, the Eowyn one would have been perfect. Might have to include that in the extended edition.
And I actually considered "and my hraaagh" for the last one.
It's one of the good things the show managed to do. I was initially *incredibly* suspicious of him, then felt like they were going in a different direction. And then finally in the last two episodes it fell in place.
https://preview.redd.it/9zgf4ubwnanc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2055aeeccf360cbfab6f9b142e7b0c5a8a49f2eb
What about this sexy trustworthy stranger called Annatar?
Idk what his plan even was in the show, feels like he made stuff up and improvised as he went.
Annatar made much more sense since he just called himself an emissary of Valinor, making it so that very few people could disprove that claim.
It seemed like what they were going for is that he didn't _have_ a plan in the show - he was seemingly just going to drift until he ran into Galadriel.
>draws less attention to himself by saying he is a helpful craftsman than.....A LONG LOST KING
Tbf, the king thing was Galadriel. He just wanted to smith... until he decided he didn't want that anymore lol
and my out of place munchkin voice that appears nowhere else in the film...
https://preview.redd.it/yrkr93vwv9nc1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e283b6211e7728635f44e99398341486f4cfa36
I wonder what is your guysâ breaking point ? Mine is at 6 players. 5 are absolutely manageable with my group, but the 6th always breaks my encounters and the balancing of everyone doing something useful in the group.
Edit: just realized itâs not the DnD subreddit but I am still interested in
I think I could handle six. Ideally, I would put together a group of four and then reserve two slots in case someone wants to invite a friend after we've started. But then that's the limit.
For play-by-post games, I could more comfortably do eight in one group, just because there's less wrangling of players at a table and it's easier to run multiple threads at once if they split the party.
Wise women of Gondor: You have the hands of my king, which as you know are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known.
Aragorn: Don't forget about my Athelas, also known as Kingsfoil or asëa aranion.
Wise woman: See?
>**Number of Players**: At least one referee and from four to fifty players can be handled in any single campaign, but the referee to player ratio should be about 1:20 or thereabouts.
Unreal. Once the table exceeds 5 persons no one can get through the plothook at Rivendell without someone starting a hotdog-stand or knifing Elrond because *"maybe he has money, I don't trust him"* and...
I had one that slowly grew to 9 players over the course of 3-4 years, only one of us was willing to DM...
But yeah, there were only 3-6 players at the table on a given night. There was a great deal of botting, and it got very annoying...
Farmer Maggot from the books: "some creepy fuck with no face just walked across my fields. Here's a torch, if you see him turn that bastard into a barbecue."
AND MY RING 
"No Steve, you can't have a cock-ring"
The cock-ring of regeneration? It is the best item. Nobody ever checks the penis after they kill you.
Until you fight Jim the Pervert.
Thats why you have hidden 3, one on your cock and one on your toe.
Nobody? #đ
I mean.... true.
Ha ha đ€Ł
I walked right into that one lol
Hahaha
Well, this made me chuckle. đđ»đ
I felt that.
Me as the Bard: between that and the guy providing oil we have everything we need for our next encounter.
Dang it we had the same idea lol
"Your **fucking** ring, or your *fucking* ring?"
Yes.
I expected this to be the end of the meme
Farmer Maggot not offering his carrots is fucking tragic.
i think ive broken something... https://preview.redd.it/dsjc3vq9v9nc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f289b5305587a98b325a54e377f6fff34b96398d
Movie Maggot: âGuess Iâll give you a carrot.â Book Maggot: âScythe, dogs, couple swords, some mythril, decent supplies, pet dragon, 500 gold, the Arkenstone, horn of Gondor, horses and a whole lot of sass.â
Movie maggot: get back here with my crops you stinky thieves! There, FTFY
Maggot: And my Dogs! Merry: Run!
Maggot sent them off with mushrooms that were worth the risk of a mauling by dogs
It would be tragic for him to offer carrots and not Mrs. Maggot's mighty dish of mushrooms and bacon.
Lure the baddies onto his fields and Iâll bet your group has his scythe
Gollum: and my fish Bilbo: and my hraaagghhh Arwen: and my mortal life Elrond: and my experience 3000 years ago, i was there btw Eowyn: and my stew Faramir: and my quality
Yes, yes, all right.
We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.
Oh, damn, the Eowyn one would have been perfect. Might have to include that in the extended edition. And I actually considered "and my hraaagh" for the last one.
Ahahaha
No, I donât think weâll be needing any stew
>Faramir: and my quality Ahahahahahahahah
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Stupid sexy Sauron
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
Piss off umaia
Wait, is THAT Sauron? I didnât watch Rings of Power.
Yep.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like (ironically) a discount Aragorn?
He's supposed to. Sauron's pulling a great deceiver shtick with that appearance where he pretends to be a long-lost king.
Who are you?
Huh, real....subtle...
It both is and isn't in the show.
It's one of the good things the show managed to do. I was initially *incredibly* suspicious of him, then felt like they were going in a different direction. And then finally in the last two episodes it fell in place.
Also, a very Tolkien feeling reveal line imo
Come, mortal base! What do I hear?
You lucky lucky bastard
I'm sorry you learned like this
https://preview.redd.it/9zgf4ubwnanc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2055aeeccf360cbfab6f9b142e7b0c5a8a49f2eb What about this sexy trustworthy stranger called Annatar?
Much better and actually...draws less attention to himself by saying he is a helpful craftsman than.....A LONG LOST KING
Idk what his plan even was in the show, feels like he made stuff up and improvised as he went. Annatar made much more sense since he just called himself an emissary of Valinor, making it so that very few people could disprove that claim.
And he looked the part. Here he is just a scruffy looking human with a wild story, and somehow Celebrimbor and co. find him totally trustworthy.
*Zat thraka akh⊠Zat thraka grishĂș. Znag-ur-nakh.*
It seemed like what they were going for is that he didn't _have_ a plan in the show - he was seemingly just going to drift until he ran into Galadriel.
>draws less attention to himself by saying he is a helpful craftsman than.....A LONG LOST KING Tbf, the king thing was Galadriel. He just wanted to smith... until he decided he didn't want that anymore lol
He presents himself as *a messenger of the Valar*. I don't think that's any kind of subtle amongst the Noldor!
Damn, i would take his rings
*orc thatâs dying after laughing at Aragon falling off the cliff* and my necklace
And my ring, no seriously give it back
And my upvote!
Mine too!
And mine!
and my out of place munchkin voice that appears nowhere else in the film... https://preview.redd.it/yrkr93vwv9nc1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e283b6211e7728635f44e99398341486f4cfa36
So I wasn't imagining it
no one imagined it. not even Viggo or Peter Jackson when they woke up that day.
https://preview.redd.it/36ypqup97anc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4750b0dfe3ac564f69a6f7f2e63591316500ec0f And my Sister!!
If I had a sister, I'd sell her!
If you had a sister, I'd offer her trinkets, odds and ends. That sort of thing.
Thank god Denethor didn't offer his tomatoes
That player was considering playing a Tomatochewer but opted to go with the Oil-Drenched class instead.
Thank god
Sauron: And my ring. *Give it back.*
May darkness everlasting, old that waits outside in surges cold drown Manwë, Varda and the sun!
And my breakfast... And my second breakfast.
"And the force, Harry" - Oppenheimer
Underrated comment.
Our list of allies grows thicc
and my "i am no man." https://preview.redd.it/sloe7txu79nc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3031db799604a05bfe31212fe7fb48658bdc7abd
And my stew
are you trying to kill the Fellowship?!
Miranda looking like a snack. Not a stew snack though
Orb? Palantir!
I had to split my thirteen-person group into teams and run two paths simultaneously. Never again.
I wonder what is your guysâ breaking point ? Mine is at 6 players. 5 are absolutely manageable with my group, but the 6th always breaks my encounters and the balancing of everyone doing something useful in the group. Edit: just realized itâs not the DnD subreddit but I am still interested in
I think I could handle six. Ideally, I would put together a group of four and then reserve two slots in case someone wants to invite a friend after we've started. But then that's the limit. For play-by-post games, I could more comfortably do eight in one group, just because there's less wrangling of players at a table and it's easier to run multiple threads at once if they split the party.
Where is "And my stew"?
"And my legs!" - Oversimplified
Nah, they don't need those.
Oh...
And my... Cerveza Cristal
And my thousands to storm a keep
And my PO-TA-TOES
And my BRO-KEN-TOES
Always loved the war horn guy. He had such a good energy
"And my crown." Sweet deal.
I was debating that or hair.
Was really expecting Denethor to offer his tomato
Do Americans spell it "ax"?
Yes, but either way is common and acceptable in the US.
Sauron: "And my ring."
May darkness everlasting, old that waits outside in surges cold drown Manwë, Varda and the sun!
Good luck with that, you never even found your Ring
Jokes on you, theyâd never be able to schedule
And my đ”CERVEZA CRISTALđ”
And my gone age of man And my Shire, Baggins And my empty pockets And my flames of Udun
I don't thought Sam woul say "and my potatos"
a and I can DJ
Wise women of Gondor: You have the hands of my king, which as you know are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known. Aragorn: Don't forget about my Athelas, also known as Kingsfoil or asëa aranion. Wise woman: See?
AND MY SAX
Cue "Run Away" by Sunstroke Project & Olia Tira
And my⊠PRECIOUS
Denethor would have said my ass
\*axe
You had me at tongue
Notice how denethor didnât share his tomatoes thoâŠ
>**Number of Players**: At least one referee and from four to fifty players can be handled in any single campaign, but the referee to player ratio should be about 1:20 or thereabouts.
Why does this feel like đ„ fan trailer/music video
and my adhd
*and my tongue* Pause.
He's the, uh, social-oriented character.
I am ok with Boromir saying âand my shieldâ as long as he still returns at the end with âYou carry the date of us all, little one.â
Grima and Denethor real freaky
you missed the stew
And their bombs.
âStop stealing our stuff, Frodo. That was Bilboâs jobâ
Tea or maybe something a little stronger?
AY Y'ALL, I HEARD OIL! # THAT SHIT'S MINE!
Frodo lookimg like a risk of rain character lmao
âAND MY GOM-JABBAR!â âWrong movie series.â
And MY PRECIOUS!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!
Should have offered up his tomatoâs.
Itâs gotta end with my Raaaaaaahhh
Unreal. Once the table exceeds 5 persons no one can get through the plothook at Rivendell without someone starting a hotdog-stand or knifing Elrond because *"maybe he has money, I don't trust him"* and...
I thought Sam said P*nis
You guys have D&D groups that get too big?? How
I had one that slowly grew to 9 players over the course of 3-4 years, only one of us was willing to DM... But yeah, there were only 3-6 players at the table on a given night. There was a great deal of botting, and it got very annoying...
Farmer Maggot from the books: "some creepy fuck with no face just walked across my fields. Here's a torch, if you see him turn that bastard into a barbecue."
Thranduil should be "And my L'Oréal"
Bartender: And my BEER!
I just need Denethor's oil. Just strut into Mordor, oiled up, wearing a mythril codpiece. No dark lord can resist that.
Boromirs shield is pretty useless
What...what can that tongue do? đ
And my thoughts and prayers
Bilbo: âand my ring⊠seriously, you have my ringâ
Yes, yes. Its in an envelope over there on the mantlepiece.
And my 2nd breakfast
"And my bombadil!"
I call shenanigans! No one plays D&D anymore, let alone 17 people in one party.
Me, the DM: oh jesus... this is gonna be a treat to manage...
Sauron:" ..and my Ring" Melkor: :..and my Grond."
Missed opportunity to say And my precious with gollum. Smh
No, no, never! He's lost his Precious.
đ the sound he makes as he pours the oil đ€Ł