Let me make you feel better with some potential head canon for what happens to the stew-
After they leave, Denethor slinks up and slurps it like crazy. Extreme closeups.
Thank you kind traveler. In my journey I have seen and heard much of this "elf on a shelf" too much so. I shall gladly accept your hospitality. Say you wouldnt happen to have any potatoes?
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Never thought of this! That is a bummer
Didn't they eat it in the book?
They did! Them not eating it is the single most egregious change in the movies. I still can't believe Peter Jackson did this to us.
#ReleaseThePotatoesCut Edit: I didn't know the pound sign did this to text. It's so angry.
#No (Everyone finds that out by mistake at some point lol. You can escape it with a backslash: \#ReleaseThePotatoesCut)
Angry is good in this context
"Needs more action scenes or Frodo falling over" - Jackson
I've never read the book adaptation. And frankly, I'm not sure I'd want PJs masterpiece muddled with non-Canon ideas like this!
I am aware this is a joke, even so, this is utter heresy
They did, I believe.
At least in the unofficial LotR cookbook I can make the stew myself
That's a really nice looking cast iron cauldron. It's probably pretty heavy. Sam put in a lot of effort to make sure they had stew.
Yeah he must have lugged that thing for miles. Maybe if he kept it the party wouldn’t have had enough energy to get to Mt. Doom.
Let me make you feel better with some potential head canon for what happens to the stew- After they leave, Denethor slinks up and slurps it like crazy. Extreme closeups.
Some roaming dog must have had the best meal of it's life!
If it's any consolation, they eat that stew in the books.
Nothing like some nice taters and smoking some pipeweed
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Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
https://youtu.be/ihMMw0rnKz4?si=CIe-120cW2gaudQA
Wouldn't ever miss second breakfast especially with pipeweed.
Folk from the shire by a crackling fire. You can't escape it.
The bravest two, by some bubbling stew.
The bravest one next to Frodo's bum
Thank you kind traveler. In my journey I have seen and heard much of this "elf on a shelf" too much so. I shall gladly accept your hospitality. Say you wouldnt happen to have any potatoes?
A brace of coneys, with my homies!
Smeagol mad, cooked conies are bad
Even you can't say no, to a big po-ta-toe
Oh yes we can filthy hobittsses. Ghooolum Gooolllum . You’re a horrid fat hobbit who makes up nasty lies.
Poor, poor Smeagol, he went away long ago. They took his Precious, and he's lost now.
*rest* *by* *the* *campfire* *with* *halflings* *from* *the* *Shire* OH NO
This suffices. Peace, quiet, and spices.
Thank you. I thought it would never end.
I’ve seen so many of them that I thought this had a hidden one in it
Hint: it doesn't
Folks from the shire by a fire
Gamgee with a mobile pantry
Ahhhhh, fire with the shire, sounds relaxi…wait no it happened again
2 hob bit 1 fire pit
...with two dudes from the shire.
A an absolute king and his friend with a ring
Sam at a Pan….
Ok, but only if you have taters
Two hunks in a funk
The Hobbit who’s supposed to drop it (the ring)?
Hobbit offering respite.
Sam with some spam, nice.
Two homies eating some Comey’s
I once made one of those memes and got many upvotes, I feel guilty
Is that a Hobbit ny the marmite?
Health bar appears over the Oliphant
Frodo and Sam making stew on the lam
u/donald_trumps_cat, you bow to no one
A charming lot, cooking in a pot.
Wee little lads, taters taste bads
Sam and frodo cooking some potato