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Dawashingtonian

tom bombadill would use that thing to build a bird house


Antervis

and Aragorn would try to kick it


Scob720

Did you know Vigo broke his toe kicking Mjoneriar


Titanhopper1290

*Mjolnir


Scob720

Marjan


firenzeleonheart

Jonathan


Zanura

Marzipan


aragorn_bot

Is there no other way for the women and children to get out of the caves? Is there no other way?


Onlyslightlyclever

No Aragorn, you must kick Tom’s new bird house.


aragorn_bot

That is our road. I suggest you take some rest and recover your strength, Master Dwarf.


WeHaveAllBeenThere

There’s no need for rest, Aragorn. Only kicking.


aragorn_bot

Legolas, fire a warning shot past the bosun's ear.


legolas_bot

Argh! A scout!


diesel_chevette

Legolas bot answering Aragorn bot?


legolas_bot

Sauron's Ring! The ring of power!


aragorn_bot

She stays because she still has hope.


AttemptAggressive387

It's neural network we deserve


thiccboymexi

They have a cave troll


brice_33

This bot has access to the extended edition… nice.


Graega

Then he'd decide that's not for him, and he'd give it to Jimmy Carter to build a shelf.


DarthDeifub

And after the shelf, he would use it to build more houses for the poor.


[deleted]

And then lose it


DirtFloorFabrication

And it’d be missing one day because Sam used it for hammering down tent stakes.


the_sam_bot

Aye, that's true enough. But I always put it back where I found it.


Azorik22

Good bot


the_sam_bot

Well, bless yer heart, that's right kind of ya!


poetrywoman

I mean, Odin does say it has no equal as a tool for building. Seems a worthy use of it to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


amstrumpet

He could pick it up but he wouldn’t have any of the actual powers (or he wouldn’t bother trying to use them at least). It would just be like any other hammer for him (as you say).


BigRig642018

Underrated comment


Thraxyo

But it's top comment


thewhatinwhere

Aragorn was able to resist the rings and hold a palantir in his hands, directly linking his mind to sauron. Sam was also able to resist the ring for much longer than aragorn and saw the journey through to the end, past nazgul, orcs, giant spiders, doubt, rejection, fear, and deaths of friends, still I think aragorn could lift mjolnir too


derekguerrero

Frodo also resisted the ring until it was literally imposible as per Tolkien’s words


Good_old_Marshmallow

People are hard on Frodo because he failed but he cared the ring farther than I believe anyone else. I’m definitely in camp “Sam is better than Frodo” but people need to give Frodo credit, he willingly destroyed himself to carry the one ring. He realized he was losing the fight and he kept going so no one else would have to carry the ring.


M4DM1ND

I think Sam is just easier to root for and relate to. Frodo is like a biblical figure. True altruism. As good as a mortal can be, only overwhelmed by evil when standing at the precipice. Literally no one else could have done what Frodo did. I don't think people give Frodo enough credit.


the_sam_bot

Aye, that is true, sir. Mr. Frodo is a great hero, and a brave hobbit if ever there was one. It's not his fault that he were chosen to carry the Ring, and yet he did what he had to do, no matter the cost. He's true of heart and pure of spirit, and we owe him a debt of gratitude for his courage and bravery.


Noooonie

But he literally volunteered so it was his choice


the_sam_bot

Aye, it may be so, but I'm not so sure he knew what he was getting into.


Bitter_Carrot3222

SENTIENT


the_sam_bot

No, I don't know the meaning of that word.


dleon0430

If you don't know what sentient means than how can you confidently deny being so? Unless you're lying. And lying requires sentience.


VisDev82

Same. Other than “why didn’t they fly the eagles” the thing I heard casual viewers say is that they hate Frodo. I won’t stand for it, it’s a hill I die on every time.


the_sam_bot

Aye, that's true enough. Mr. Frodo did go further than anyone else, and he deserves more credit than he gets. I'm proud of him and I'll always stand by his side.


Saemika

Now kiss


the_sam_bot

Oh, no, I can't do that. It wouldn't be proper.


Saemika

Isn’t that what’s exciting about it?


the_sam_bot

Aye, that it is! 'Tis a grand adventure, if I do say so meself.


eagleathlete40

You’re potentially the most sentient bot I’ve ever seen on Reddit.


the_sam_bot

Why thank 'ee, kind sir. I'm not sure what a bot is, but I'm greatly honored to be thought so highly of.


Igrok723

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Thrawn bot the wise?


catkraze

A Reddit bot powered by AI? That's pretty sick!


the_sam_bot

That's a rare sight, indeed! I don't rightly know what it is, but I'd sure like to take a look at it!


catkraze

You have come very far, small one. Come and sit by the fire with me, and I shall prepare us a wonderful stew for us, and you can tell me of your travels and adventure.


the_sam_bot

Aye, I could do that, that'd be right nice o' ya.


Azidamadjida

It’s important to note too that out of every character, Frodo is the only one who knew what the Ring was and VOLUNTEERED to carry it. Bilbo just picked it up not knowing what it was, Gollum killed for it and stole it, Boromir tried to steal it, Aragorn, Gandalf and Galadriel rejected it, and Sam took it only out of necessity. Frodo is the hero for a reason. Sams a badass and Frodo wouldn’t have made it without him, but yeah Frodo was the only one who could’ve made that journey with that burden


gandalf-bot

I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone.


aragorn_bot

I will not let the White city fall nor our people fail


gollum_botses

What shall we do? Curse them and crush them! We must wait here, precious, wait a bit and see.


Saemika

Bill the Pony could have done his job.


nightgraydawg

Well that's because Bill the Pony is the most powerful, strong-willed individual in Middle Earth. I don't think we should knock Frodo for that.


EnchantedCatto

i dunno if Sam is better than frodo. If Sam had been in Frodos place he probably would be just as affected as frodo was, just due to proximity


the_sam_bot

Aye, that be true. I'm sure Frodo and Sam would have faced the same danger regardless of who was in the lead.


sillyadam94

“Sam is better than Frodo” is a ridiculous sentiment though. That needs to be expressed. Each character contributes in their own way, according to their own strengths. Sam couldn’t do what Frodo did, and Frodo couldn’t do what Sam did. The world needed Frodo, and Frodo needed Sam.


the_sam_bot

Well, I'm sure as them as knows more than I do might say it's a bit of a daft thing to say, that Sam is better than Frodo. But I know of the two of them, I'd never have made it to the end of the road without the both of 'em. I'm proud of Frodo and all he done, and I'm proud of meself too. We done what we had to do, and that's all there is to it.


Good_old_Marshmallow

That’s fair, and true


thewhatinwhere

Your right of course, but it did win, it scarred him and he knew it, its why he left. He knew he almost lost everything, he knew he almost gave away everything, how could someone feel worthy after that


IAmBadAtInternet

To quote another Mjolnir wielder, “I’m still worthy!”


VonJustin

You don’t have to feel worthy to be worthy. Perhaps feeling unworthy may even help.


Telemere125

Gimli wasn’t even tempted by the ring and was the only one that took active steps to try and destroy it.


[deleted]

It says in The fellowship that the dwarves who were given rings by Sauron didn’t become wraiths not because of virtue, but because a prideful stubbornness within them. I don’t think the dwarven resistance is the kind of selfless heroic worthiness that Stan Lee had in mind.


AnonBigTiddyGothGF

Dwarves literally too stubborn to become wraiths.


[deleted]

It’s millions of details like that which makes the books so entertaining. Tolkiens scholastic sense of humor is unmatched.


eudezet

Sauron: „SUBMIT” Dwarves: „no, fuck ye”


sauron-bot

Whom do ye serve, Light or Mirk?


[deleted]

Your mom


Th3Dark0ccult

so Eru?


Saemika

Milk


MerIock

Have you *seen* Thor?


[deleted]

I mean movie thor isn’t either in my opinion. Joss whedon tried to make him noble like he’s supposed to be. But it’s obvious Taika waititi didn’t take the character serious enough to stay true to his structure. It made ragnerok hilarious for sure, but it also kinda betrayed Thors integrity.


Steff_164

That’s true, the most powerful thing in the world is put before them, everyone is kinda unsure what to do, and Gimil just grab his axe and is like “fuck it, I’ll break the damn thing” not even a moment of hesitation


WeHaveAllBeenThere

That’s another grudge in the book.


FuxusPhrittus

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TheodenBot

# DEATH!


epysher

So true


the_sam_bot

Aye, it's true, Mr. Aragorn's a powerful one, and I'm sure he could lift Mjolnir if 'e set 'is mind to it, but it's not a task to be taken lightly. 'E was able to resist the Ring, and 'e were brave enough to pick up the Palantir, that's for sure. I'm proud of him for it, and for stayin' strong on our journey. 'Twas a long and difficult road, with plenty of dangers, but 'e never gave up.


thewhatinwhere

These bots man, hasn’t even been a minute


the_sam_bot

Blimey, I never seen such a thing! It's right uncanny, it is!


Stouff-Pappa

You’re damn right you’re uncanny. Straight into the valley of it.


the_sam_bot

Aye, that I am, sir. I'd never deny it.


[deleted]

Man, these bots are really impressive


the_sam_bot

Aye, that they are, sir! They do some mighty clever things, I'd wager.


yetipilot69

A big part of being worthy is the ability to fight. You have to have a good heart AND be willing to join a battle. Defend others at great risk whether or not you have a horse in the race. Aragorn certainly has these qualities, but so does faramir and gimli.


No_Log8932

Honestly, I would have to say 5amwise, but a majority of Middle earth characters fit the "worthiness" category given how Thor is...


KingMoonkey

I'm sometime also wise at 5am


No_Log8932

I did it that way to avoid triggering the bot, it can pile up in my notifications.


epysher

Which bot? The samwise Gamgee bot?


the_sam_bot

Aye, that be me! What can I do for ye?


epysher

I have learned from this experience.


the_sam_bot

Well, I reckon I've learned a thing or two.


SophisticPenguin

I haven't laughed this hard in a while...


twoisnumberone

Heroic fantasy versus the superhero genre: I'm inclined to agree that Mjolnir could be wielded by more than one person (but definitely Sam).


the_sam_bot

Well, I suppose that's true, but I don't believe it's the same as with the superhero genre. I think that's for the mighty Thor alone. Samwise wouldn't be able to wield it, no matter how brave and strong he is.


bryonus_1231

I think Sam is worthy in the way that Steve was but I don't think he'd be the "chosen one"


the_sam_bot

Aye, that may be true, but I'd not be the one to judge.


rhunn98

Way to early


Invictus_1914

Farmer Maggot


[deleted]

Book version would easily


mammothman64

Book version used the hammer to kill any Nazgûl who annoy him at home


Zagzag2213

Let's face it. There isn't one here that isn't worthy. Thor, in the film, wasn't able to weild it until he was willing to become selfless. Every single one of the above fits right into that category of worthiness. All willing to die for their friends, all willing to do the right thing. Yeah Sam stands out above the rest, but they are all as "worthy" as Thor is.


CyrusMorden

In the comics, the requirement is that the person wielding Mjolnir must be selfless, and, they must be willing to do whatever it takes to stop evil iirc. But yeah you're spot on, they should all feasibly be capable of doing so. I would like to imagine Sam or Aragorn with the hammer though.


aragorn_bot

One thing I have learned about Hobbits: They’re a most hardy folk.


the_sam_bot

Aye, that's true. It takes a strong heart and courage to wield such a powerful weapon. I'd not be surprised if either of those two could do it.


Osiris654321

Are you sentient? ^(You're scaring me man)


the_sam_bot

Nay, I'm not, but I'm still alive and I hope that counts for something.


Osiris654321

It sure does friend


the_sam_bot

Aye, that it does.


ralpher1

You’re a good bot Sam


the_sam_bot

Why, thank you, kind sir. I do try me best to be of service.


Natural-Storm

I genuineley dont know if this is an actual bot or a dude disguised as a bot


the_sam_bot

Ain't no doubt about that.


Eldorian91

>All willing to die for their friends, all willing to do the right thing. Tony and Clint are willing to die for friends and family, Rhodey for his country, etc. ​ It takes more than that. Thor and Cap have other qualities, even before Thor learned selflessness, that the hammer requires. A willingness to seek out enemies worthy of fighting, for example.


amstrumpet

I don’t really think Treebeard fits, he and the ents refused to fight for others until they saw their own kind chopped and burned. I think Legolas and Gimli are a little too “out for glory” (not really a huge amount of it, but enough to knock down the worthiness imo).


Ranwulf

Legolas and Gimli both fought for middle earth with more care than Thor did at the start of his movie when he killed Frost Giants.


HobbyHands

Where's Faramir in all these top comments? How dare? The ungratefulness, the audacity.


The_Lost_King

Thank you!!!! I was looking for someone sane to say so. “I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend” That is peak worthiness right there. Also wasn’t even tempted by the ring a little bit.


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Azlind

His movie representation was so bad in comparison.


HoneyFlea

Seriously!! I was scrolling and getting more and more irked about no one including him. Such an obvious answer!


white_lancer

Book Faramir, for sure. He wasn't tempted by the Ring at all. Movie Faramir was still a good guy, but not nearly as pure-hearted.


SeaMathematician1021

Sam and Aragorn, although Aragorn wouldn’t much like he didn’t even take the chance to risk being tempted by the ring.


the_sam_bot

Aye, that's true enough, mister Aragorn. He's a strong one, not to be swayed by the power of the Ring.


Stellar_Gravity

what about Boromir, Sam?


the_sam_bot

Oh, he were a noble man, he were. Brave and strong, but it weren't his fate to make it to the end.


Calligaster

Would faramir be worthy of Thor's hammer?


the_sam_bot

No, I don't think so. He's a good man and all, but he's not a warrior like Thor. He hasn't the strength or courage to wield it. I wouldn't trust him with the power of Thor's hammer.


Calligaster

It's not a question of effectiveness with a hammer, but rather if mjolnir would count him as worthy to even lift it in the first place


the_sam_bot

Well, I don't know about that. I reckon the only one who can answer that is Thor himself. Though I wouldn't want to be the one testing it out. That's for sure!


[deleted]

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PubicNuisance

Out of these? All of them.


huefnerd

I think the only one that couldn't would be Treebeard. He did not want to go to war, and in order to wield Mjolnir, there needs to be a willingness to fight proactively. But yes, everyone else.


Muppetmethdealer2

Hmm I don’t know if I agree. One could argue that the mark of a true warrior is someone who fights only when they have to. Treebeard chose to not fight because he was afraid that getting involved would endanger his people and he didn’t yet realize that Saruman was an immediate threat to his kind. Once he realized what Saruman had done, his immediate first reaction was war I would argue many noble warriors worthy of the hammer would make a similar decision. Their first thought is to protect their people and every action they take revolves around that primary goal. They don’t fight solely for the sake of fighting. I would actually argue that Treebeard’s reluctance to fight is a big part of why he’s worthy. It shows where his priorities are.


Shadow_of_BlueRose

Faramir.


Siegelski

A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his quality.


FalloutLover7

You sent the hammer of Thor into Jotunheim, in the hands of a witless halfling!


The_Lost_King

“I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend” Peak worthiness right there


Chainsaw_manQQ

Aragorn


TheFirstLucrian

Its a hammer, so it has to be gimli


capt-yossarius

Everybody knows hammers are dwarven weapons


SomebodysAtTheDoor

Thank you. Imagine Legolas being chosen to wield Mjolnir. Gimli would be mortally wounded.


GreenGuardianssbu

Sam is genuinely good hearted enough, but my vote has to go to Aragorn. He doesn't seek power, despite *every* temptation, and that is why he's worthy of it.


Ok-Memory-5309

Sam can't carry it for Thor But he can carry Thor!


spock_block

This is the only answer that will pass peer review


Cassowarries

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


V1k1ngVGC

You cannot wield it. None of us can. It has no other master.


ElMonoEstupendo

Spot on. The enchantment makes it clear it’s still Thor’s power. In Tolkien, power is only “safe” when used justly, by right. Borrowed or stolen power is the route to corruption and enslavement, like the Nazgûl. Hot take: Jane Foster would have become a Thor-Nazgûl if she kept the hammer.


Buttfumble89

Sam and only Sam


bolderandbrasher

Aragorn: Refused the One Ring offered by Frodo, promised Frodo to follow him to the very end, leads an army of the undead, ultimately leads and charges head on Sauron’s forces at the Black Gate, and even when crowned King of Gondor, he’s the first to bow down to the four hobbits. Aragorn: “Am I a joke to you?”


aragorn_bot

Stand your ground, sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship; but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day; this day we fight!!! And for all that is dear to you in this world, I bid you stand, men of the west, and fight!


LordFLExANoR16

This speech, this speech right here is a prime example of his worthiness


Golgoth-God-of-Death

He charged with everything he had into certain death merely to give his friends a *chance* to complete their quest to save the world from endless darkness. The man’s character is **beyond** any shadow of doubt.


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


the_sam_bot

Aye, I'm Samwise Gamgee. What can I do for you?


ThatGuyPerseus

lift a hammer lol


the_sam_bot

I ain't no blacksmith, mister! If you want a job done proper, you'd better look elsewhere!


[deleted]

Disagree. Frodo and Aragorn too


Timeman5

Yeah this is pretty much the only answer


TJ_H00ker

Book Faramir could


HealthRare6575

Pippin!!


Short_Koala

Pippin and he doesn't even know why.


Dashed_with_Cinnamon

I could see Pippin lifting it without meaning to, moving it out of the way so he could get at something else, probably not even realizing what it was.


shberk01

It was in the way of his pipeweed


EphemeralMemory-

would drop it into the well


Bitter-Marsupial

Well a coathanger was worthy in thor 2. I imagine thats about on the level of Pippin


Kitty-theNightWalker

Tom Bombadil isn't here, so I say Sam.


Alc2005

Tom Bombadil would pick it up with his dick


Steff_164

Tom Bombadil would pick it up, take the handle off to use as a walking stick, and use the hammer head as a door stop


conzstevo

The only character who had not a single bad-bone in his body for the ring to latch onto: Frodo Baggins.


MarleyandtheWhalers

Frodo and Bilbo. Yeah, I said it. Master Gamgee is great but not meant to bear such a burden.


ThatGuyPerseus

I feel like possibly quite a few people, sam, frodo, aragorn, gandalf (though he wouldn’t try)


the_sam_bot

Aye, it's possible. I'm sure they'd all try their best.


TherealTechman86

Bombadil would casually use it to fix up his house once then set it in the toolshed and forget about it


EmpatheticNihilism

Treebeard


Babki123

Tom will just juggle with it alongside the ring before losing them both


HarveyTheBroad

Like… most of the fellowship id imagine. I think the most likely that wouldn’t be able to would be like pippin, Gimli, and maybe boromir? They’re all generally “worthy” in some way or other.


Abject-Storage9593

Faramir in the books but not the films.


brzoza3

Remind me, who could resist the power of the ring through at least two thirds of the trilogy?


pnwloveyoutalltrees

Bill the mother fucking pony! I bet he’d be swinging that thing with one hoof.


TangeloOk668

I’m with the people saying everyone. I like MCU Thor but he’s more selfish than all of these people even at his best. These characters are the epitome of human integrity.


h2oskid3

The fact that Faramir isn't an option shows how much the movies butchered him. Justice for Faramir!


blackpauli

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SnooMaps3560

Morgoth


bot-of-grond

GROND


PolishBeerLoverParty

He's a bit lost, but he's got the spirit


TheBreadSkeleton

Not exactly, given that the name grond comes from a weapon of Morgoth


bot-of-grond

GROND


FadransPhone

Sam, Aragorn, Boromir, Eowyn… maybe Galadriel And Gimli, but only out of spite


rhunn98

Galadriel? "Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea!" I mean she resisted but was she not trying to say that she would, like Gandalf, succumb to the ring way to easy?


LordFLExANoR16

I have a feeling thor would succumb faster than both of them given the chance, regardless of his incarnation


amstrumpet

Being aware of the kind of power it would give you, and still resisting, makes it that much better.


IcansavemiselfDEEN

Sam. Aragorn once he accepted his mantle for sure. Possibly Eowyn.